I’ll skip the irony here. Lawyer jokes are only funny until one of them gets bitten by a shark. In this case, it was 29-year-old assistant Palm Beach County state attorney Adam McMichael, who was surfing near Hutchinson Island’s Tiger Shores Beach when he felt something sink its teeth into his right arm. His mangled limb was leaving a trail of blood in the water when fellow surfer Craig Price paddled out to save him. Surgeons were subsequently able to repair McMichael’s arm. Check out the full story here.