How does something like this go down? I mean, do bored teenagers hang around having conversations like this:

“So what do you want to do?”

“I don’t know, what you want do?”

“I don’t know. . . .”

“Hmm. . . .”

“I guess we could throw a dead squirrel off the top of a parking garage”

“Yeah, all right.”

Anyway, check out this crazy story. Maybe you can think of a fitting punishment.