Teenager Runs Down Fish And Wildlife Deer Decoy

I remember doing some stupid things when I sixteen. (Heck, I remember doing some stupid things yesterday.) But never anything as dumb as this, from the Northwestern Florida Daily News:

_A Bay County teenager was cited for trying to kill a deer by illegal methods after he tried to run down a deer decoy with his truck . . . .

[Florida Fish and Wildlife] officers had just placed a new deer decoy off a roadway in a wildlife management area. As they watched, the 16-year-old driver initially slowed and “then accelerated through a ditch and up a hill” to run it over._