Hoping to butcher a deer anytime soon? Well, just make sure you clean up after yourself.

From the Baltimore Sun:

_[A] 43-year-old man, whose name was not released . . . told police. . . that his wife accidentally stabbed him with a fillet knife, after she grew upset over a mess he made while cutting [deer] meat. He suffered a two-inch deep cut to his abdomen, and authorities took him to Prince George’s Hospital for emergency surgery.

The man is expected to survive, police said._

You might not be so lucky.