Last week, you may recall, we played a most excellent game whereby we nominated one or two items of the best hunting gear we’ve ever used. Now, we’re going to do the reverse–the worst. As they say in Texas, “I’ll take two o’them–one to s**t on an’ t’other to cover it up with.”

My first nomination: any poly underwear that is labeled “odorproof.” Whose odor? Natalie Portman’s? I am sure that if Natalie wore the stuff for a week in elk camp it would not smell too bad. However, when I wear it, dogs run off howling.

My second nomination: The last Winchester Model 70s produced in New Haven, CT. Guns built by people who had given up. It wouldn’t have been so bad if they were another make or model, but these were Winchester Model 70s, and that name used to mean something.

Your turn.