You all know the format. Jump in and hit us with your own “Real Men” parody topic, and we’ll award the best diddy with a sweet William Joseph chestpack, retailing at @ $80…

Real Men of Genius options might include, for example:

Mr. Fish Photo Taker, who holds every photo fish straight out in front to make 7-inchers look like a 27-pound king salmon…

Mr. Wet Wader in the Snow.

Mr. Retro Fising Vest Wearer.

What do you have?