Video: How to Kill a Pumpkin

It's Halloween, and if you had to take the day off from stalking deer, you're likely rounding up candy for the kiddies, placing the final touches on your homemade "Frankenstein: Elk Slayer" costume, or pacing your house like a sentry to defend it against an egg-throwing, toilet-paper-shooting brigade of teenagers.

So, here’s a video that demonstrates how to shed some Halloween stress with a rifle, a bayonet, a chainsaw, a hammer––and an electric guitar, because why not? Because if you can’t go afield today, the least you can do is kill a pumpkin. This video demonstrates, in a variety of ways, how to do so. Happy watching, and Happy Halloween.