One of our nurses found a TV remote control in the folds of skin of a 500 pound female patient. The patient's husband immediately remarked "We have been wondering why the television changed stations whenever she moved". True story.

The police officers who never found the gun during frisking should have asked him to pull up his man boobs.

LEOs:
What do you do in that situation? Can you just ask him to do that, or are there some sort of defamation rules against that?

This is not as uncommon as many may think; Crook are quite inventive when it comes to hiding weapons..luckily no one was hurt over this oversight.
It happened here in MI a couple of years ago in which a pistol was not found, hidden in a man's rectum,he pulled the piece in the holding cell and shot to death the processing officer...family man with 2 kids.
Sad, very sad..

That lady got a mustache, but dont tell her cos it got a gun.. and if it sneeses its gonna be loaded too:P

Just where was he hiding the bootlegged CD's?

A new procedure for jailers, the inverted strip search! Reverse the effects of gravity and Viola!

That's crazy. But in reality I can see how they would have missed it. Who would think about checking skin folds for contraband? Especially something the size of a pistol. That would have had to of been uncomfortable to carry I would think.

Heck,I don't think the gun was concealed,it was buried!

I wonder where Mr. Vera hid the 9mm bullets?

This is not in the best possible taste.

That is disgusting. I'm picturing a Jobba the Hutt-esque shower scene.

My goodness, why? I mean really, by the time the Michelin Man got to the pistol, he would not need it anymore- because he would have been had by the opponent, or his target would have escaped! It brings a whole new connotation to:

Slip me some skin man!

I wonder if it fell out after he lifted up his man boob or did it have to be peeled off??

He was so fat....
....the next thing you're gonna tell us is that the concealed handgun in question was a T/C Encore with a custom Bullberry 15" 9mm barrel.....

Excuse me while I visit the vomitorium...................

Everyone has pretty well "covered" this one. It is a sick image.

I'm surprised the metal detector didn't go off!

Along slightly different lines a friend once noticed his two year old son apparently choking on an unknown object. He rushed the child to the ER where the physician immediately examined the kid and ordered abdominal x-rays. The doctor, a hunter whom I have written about in previous comments, checked the results stating that the foreign object appeared to be a bullet with a wide meplat approximately 1/2 inch in diameter. The dad with wide eyes said that he has a .50 cal Thompson-Center muzzle loader. After suitable laxatives and a day or so later out passed the lead bullet. The dad told us that there was not sufficient gas pressure behind the bullet to crack the toilet although there was considerable associated concussion. Another true story.

I remember a Dick Tracy newspaper cartoon plot involving an obese criminal who had snaps put in his flesh so he could hide a handgun in his dewlap. Reality trumps fiction as ever, Dick Tracy's perp was only hiding a .25, this guy had a 9mm! Jaaba the Hut indeed!

JUST HAVE HIM RAISE HIS ARMS MAYBE?

I'm curious as to why some of you gave Bella minus 1's? She is simply satirically commenting on the sad state of obesity in America. Not one peep of disagreement?

WA wondering myself.

why did the electronic wond they use on me find the gun or bullets. I have 2 replacements hips and my guts held inside me with Marlex using metal staples. They made me go to a room to be stripped searched. But my boobs too small for such. Wher ther is a will there is a way, this proves such.

Jesus! Thats pretty bad hiding a pistol in your fat. Lets get to the real story though why was he carrying an unloaded gun?