how do you go from feild and stream to peta is my question

"Perform any other duties assigned by the supervisor"
oh, I'd check this out carefully. A supervisor at PETA could be an incredible individual (not a compliment).

Ideot? Naw, yur smart enuf fer this grup!

This is really, funny. No Really. What damage you could do if you infiltrated the dark side! I think you would have to lie about your resume and change your name. I reas your blogs even when they flop... the truth is: not many could do a lot better, that's why they hired you :)

Keep em' coming...

An outdoor industry insider infiltrating the ranks of PETA. Now wouldn't that be something. They are silly enough to actually fall for it. You could be an operative of the outdoorsmen's version of the CIA.

Can I have your guns?

I didn't do very good last season, what about your freezer contents?

I went through their list of job qualifications and I was doing pretty good until I got to that vegetarian thing--crap, I don't think they'll hire me. It was all downhill from there--can't commit to the PETA philosophy or lifestyle or ... whatever. Good luck Chad--but I think the PETA people are going to think you're an eedyott.

Hey, Alicia Silverstone looks good enough to make the Gun Nut blog. Not enough view in the video, though.

Good luck Chad. Once you enter the PETA fold you'll be enlightened to the ways of the world like never before. I say in two weeks you'll be sitting at your laptop naked throwing your feces at pictures of DEP.

I would like to apply to peta for that position. I am not truly a vegetarian, but I do only eat animals that are vegetarians.

Chad, it is said one needs to broaden their horizons and it’s a mighty big world out there. If PETA trips your trigger, go for it! But I can think of a lot of things you can do. I don’t think you’re a snidiot at all, just someone who doesn’t have lost the burning desire to see what’s over the next ridge.

“Do not go where the path may lead, go instead to where there is no path and leave a trail.”
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

“The man who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd. The man who walks alone is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been.”
-Alan Ashley-Pitt

The reason why the grass is green on the other side of the fence? That is where the septic tank is at!

You cover other topics others have done Sir Chad, I say go make your own things happen!

Chad get real!

You need to find a group of Crusty Ol’NCO’s driving M38’s to hang around with instead of those sipping on Star Bucks and Kopi Luwak with their Hummers parked at the Hilton Inn during deer season!

The only difference in the job you say you are leaving and the job you are going to is you must be a vegetarian. Do you think you will get a better response from your new group of readers? If that is what you are looking for! Or maybe the bling factor is better with PETA! It is easier when some one hands you a list to choose from, as opposed to creating your own, thinking is over rated and better left to others.
Either way the best of luck on your choice, and remember if you choose to leave, your replacement will be in your seat before it gets cold, that's the way it is. Thanks for the blogs!!!!!!!!!!

rjw and gang

Your dead wrong about leaving and the job you are going to is you must be a vegetarian.

In fine print on the add it actually says said,

NO INTELIGENCE IS PERMITTED!

Chad-
Heck man,jump in with one foot,and apply for the job!
Be a spy for America's first and greatest sports;huntin' and fishin',in the field and streams of the USA.
You could be "the" person that could obtain confidential information about their activities, plans, and methods of operation.

That way we,America's sportsmen, can stay at least a half a step of PETA and their philosophy of half truths and misguided principles and conduct.

Of course you would have to change your name.

How about, "Chad Saboteur",the tofu eatin'spy who came in from the fields and streams of America,to protect her natural resources,in disguise? Of course camouflage would probably take on new meaning as a PETA blogger.
It would be to your detriment to now come to work naked,and prepare for the demostrations.
You could take on the code name ...Blog Breath!

Pass the peas,please.

This is just one mans opinion!

We love you Chad ... right where you are!

He's joking right?

A guy could probably get used to the vegetarian bit, but having to meet daily with PETA's "small team" -- that's a deal killer.

Moishe-
I hope he was joking, I took it as a joke, unlike a few here, but with no new posts, ???
Who knows in these crazy times?

Chad,

Hope you enjoy your stay @ PETA. Maybe their supporters can spell idiot. Unlike us......

My own Modest Proposal:

Before getting this job, you are going to have quite a lot of trouble explaining to Ms. Newkirk why F&S appears on your resume. In addition to the standard "error of my ways" explaination, you might consider doing something to really show a commitment to the cause. You could always free some lab animals or launch a cyber attack on a burger joint, but those may be going too far for PETA's image.

In order to really show that you fit in there, I suggest your own nude ad. As we all know, PETA's nude campaign is quite prelevant and they are clearly proud of it. You should join in while it is hot. The downside, obviously, is that most of your regular readers wouldn't even recognize you if put an ad on TV. As a result PETA is not likey to support you in your endeavor. I propose doing the first ever LIVE nude advertisement for PETA to prove your commitment. Your target is not terribly important, but must be near a major media center to ensure coverage. It would probably help if it were at least tangentially related to animals. Regardless, all you will have to do is strip it bare and pontificate with a blowhorn in front of the offending establishment. It will require no sanctioning or funding from PETA, (or money out of your pocket) but will surely establish your animal rights street cred. Pick a warm climate.

Well, I'm back. My new job with PETA lasted about as long as it took to walk through the front door... literally.

I thought I did everything right: I made sure I wore my pleather belt, shoes and man-purse, my silk-free tie, my shade-grown raw-spun organic cotton dress shirt harvested by the indigenous peoples vegan collective, my non-dyed hemp-fiber dress slacks and a stylish pair of vinyl Ho Chi Minh sandals.

I had even memorized an entire litany of animal rights slogans and correct non human-centric animal-friendly responses to any questions they might throw my way (I'd been practicing with flash cards).

But what I didn't count on was the "meatel detector" they had installed at the entrance.

Yep, it's exactly what it sounds like. Apparently this device, the meatel detector, analyzes your body chemistry as you pass through it. Any traces of meat you've consumed in the past week or so is detected and an alarm sounded.

You can guess what happened next: That thing lit up like a Christmas tree when I walked through it and I was instantly surrounded by some kind of quick-reaction PETA security force.
I'm a pretty good-sized guy and I tried to fight them off, but it was no use.
Even though they only weighed about 42 pounds apiece you can only block so many girl-slaps and the sheer numbers of those skinny little protein-deprived dudes overwhelmed me.

I was forcibly ejected from the premises, my cool new job terminated.

So here I am, crawling back to you guys. Maybe it's not so bad, after all...

I forgot to tell you, there is a testosterone detection device located at the entrance of PETA!

Last Mofo I saw with Ho Chi Minh sandals on got shot right out of 'em! LOL

people for the ethical treatment of animals? thats funny, dont they know that without sportsmen (conservitive and liberal alike) most animals would be holding on to tiny pockets of habbitat between wind farms and soybean fields? some people just dont get it.

Hey Chad. I was rooting for ya bro'. I thought the idea was brilliant! You'd never have to scout again. You could insist that they get naked and bring the game to you. I'm sure you could convince the perky blonde with brown roots who hikes in $200 designer jeans that being a vegetarian means that you help sick animals. Problem is, you just ain't a good one. All of yours end up dead and eaten.

Don't be an ideeut,tear them down!!!!

good luck! Once PETA finds out where you have worked bofore, then they will fire you and then where will you go huh?