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September 23, 2009

Chad Love: How Field & Stream Ruined My Life

By Chad Love

By now many of you know I recently smuggled a loaded New Jersey horseshoe crab past the eyes of the TSA and on to an airplane. But several of you asked what I - a lifelong landlocked Oklahoma boy - was doing in New Jersey in the first place.


 
Two reasons. One, I had a strong hunch about the whereabouts of Jimmy Hoffa. Two, I've never (as in never, ever) caught a saltwater fish. I didn't find Jimmy, but oh boy did I find saltwater fishing. If you haven't yet seen it, do yourself a favor and go over to Joe Cermele and John Merwin's Honest Angler blog and watch Joe's latest "Hook Shots" video. It is simply epic.
 
Which brings up a couple problems. Big problems. You see, most addicts, whatever their addiction, start out with the small stuff, the so-called "gateway" activities. They break themselves in gently before graduating to the hard-core mind-blowing stuff. Like most of you I'm addicted to fishing, and I would have been quite happy breaking into the salt by sitting on a dock with a bobber and catching tourist fish.  But thanks to Joe and the guys at F&S I just got a big dose of saltwater fishing's most highly-addictive narcotic.
 
Now I don't know if blue marlin has a street name, but I do know that mankind has not yet invented the drug that can compare to the feeling of watching such a fish rip line off your reel as it leaps across the blue ocean horizon. That experience doesn't merely etch itself into your memory, it sears itself, and in the process turns you into a quivering, haunted wreck of a man who only wants more, more.
 
Which brings up problem number two. According to Mapquest I live 633.64 miles away from the nearest saltwater, so how to feed this new-found addiction? You don't. You just try to go cold turkey and forget about it. Break the habit. The pain, the longing, will eventually subside, right? Until, of course, you're sitting around the boat afterward talking and Nate Matthews and Joe Cermele both say "hey, you should come up this spring when the big stripers are running!"
 
So thanks, guys. You've ruined my life. I hope you're happy.

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from SD_Whitetail_Hntr wrote 2 years 20 weeks ago

What a great way to have your life ruined though, right?! haha.

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from seadog wrote 2 years 20 weeks ago

Somebody done gone & got himself hooked. You can never have too many hobbies, I say. You can't do it all before you die but you can sure try.

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from buckhunter wrote 2 years 20 weeks ago

Chad,
I hope my life is ruined the way yours was.

Again, Congratulations to you and the crew on a wonderful fish.

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from Koldkut wrote 2 years 20 weeks ago

Be honest, how mnay times have you re-ran the hookshots video? Now, OK is not that far from the texas coast, just head on south and go catch a few redfish in the 20 pound range on medium tackle, that'll be like a cooldown exercise after a marathon.

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from The Armchair Ou... wrote 2 years 20 weeks ago

"[T]o feel that fish in his rod, to feel that power and that great rush, to be a connected part of it and then to dominate it and master it and bring that fish to gaff, alone and with no one else touching the rod, reel or leader, is something worth waiting many days for, sun and all, and as said, while you wait there is plenty of time to think. A good part of the things you think about are not put into a magazine printed on shiny paper and designed to go through the mails. Some they can put you in jail for if you write and others are simply no one’s business but a great part of the time you think about fish.”

- Ernest Hemingway, “Out in the Stream: A Cuban Letter,” Esquire, August 1934

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from MLH wrote 2 years 20 weeks ago

Ha! I just can't imagine. So, when are you going back for the tuna?

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from idahooutdoors wrote 2 years 20 weeks ago

The outdoors ruined my life long ago....to many trails to hike and streams to fish to fit in a masters degree in anything....so much for being an Astronaut or the President...but if that 150+ whitetail cooperates this fall I'll have zero regrets...

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from sgaredneck wrote 2 years 20 weeks ago

Chad,

The first step is to admit you have a problem.....LOL

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from njanglerdarren wrote 2 years 20 weeks ago

Chad you went false ablies and Tog, to offshore crack! seriously, you did great!! and thanks for letting me share it with ya. you are OK you Oakie and get back out here in the spring and we will get you a big bass! you are welcome to fish with me anytime!

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from Clay Cooper wrote 2 years 20 weeks ago

Why thanks you, Chad. All of us are glad we ruined your life and we are happy!

Too bad I didn’t know of you back in 86-90, I would have invited you up were you carry a rifle on your shoulders and in one hand a fly rod and a good surf rod with 30 pound plus line in the other for some dynamite good time!!

What part of the Sooner State you in? I’m debating whether or not to get a nonresident hunting license and hunt the family property down in Page or just hunt Arkansas.

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from country road wrote 2 years 20 weeks ago

I can fully sympathize with your addiction. I experienced the same thing to the point that I chucked a budding career and bought a charter boat away back when. Unfortunately, that was like going to work in the cookie factory, and after sixteen years I lost my taste for cookies. The old cravings still resurface from time to time, but they are easier to satisfy now.

Go ahead and indulge yourself as much as you can and gather some great experiences while you're doing it. One of the great benefits of this addiction is that you can always eat the fish. Tight lines!

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from Elmer Fudd wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

I was really stunned to see how young all you guys are in the video. Go for it!

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from Clay Cooper wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

And he wanted to go over to PETA!

BBBOOOORRRRRIIIINNNNGGGG!!!

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from Clay Cooper wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

Darn sgaredneck, I wished I said that!!!

A +1 for you!!!

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from Jere Smith wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

Plenty of BIG fish in the Gulf, your not that far away and F&S will probably spring for the outfitter right?

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from captmikesarge wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

It was great having you all aboard, and you did a fantastic job on that fish. BUT!!!!! You're making me feel like a drug dealer! Well I have the solution.....
It's an airplane ticket away. "C-JAM" Our door is open your welcome anytime.

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from sgaredneck wrote 2 years 20 weeks ago

Chad,

The first step is to admit you have a problem.....LOL

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from SD_Whitetail_Hntr wrote 2 years 20 weeks ago

What a great way to have your life ruined though, right?! haha.

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from Koldkut wrote 2 years 20 weeks ago

Be honest, how mnay times have you re-ran the hookshots video? Now, OK is not that far from the texas coast, just head on south and go catch a few redfish in the 20 pound range on medium tackle, that'll be like a cooldown exercise after a marathon.

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from The Armchair Ou... wrote 2 years 20 weeks ago

"[T]o feel that fish in his rod, to feel that power and that great rush, to be a connected part of it and then to dominate it and master it and bring that fish to gaff, alone and with no one else touching the rod, reel or leader, is something worth waiting many days for, sun and all, and as said, while you wait there is plenty of time to think. A good part of the things you think about are not put into a magazine printed on shiny paper and designed to go through the mails. Some they can put you in jail for if you write and others are simply no one’s business but a great part of the time you think about fish.”

- Ernest Hemingway, “Out in the Stream: A Cuban Letter,” Esquire, August 1934

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from seadog wrote 2 years 20 weeks ago

Somebody done gone & got himself hooked. You can never have too many hobbies, I say. You can't do it all before you die but you can sure try.

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from buckhunter wrote 2 years 20 weeks ago

Chad,
I hope my life is ruined the way yours was.

Again, Congratulations to you and the crew on a wonderful fish.

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from MLH wrote 2 years 20 weeks ago

Ha! I just can't imagine. So, when are you going back for the tuna?

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from idahooutdoors wrote 2 years 20 weeks ago

The outdoors ruined my life long ago....to many trails to hike and streams to fish to fit in a masters degree in anything....so much for being an Astronaut or the President...but if that 150+ whitetail cooperates this fall I'll have zero regrets...

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from njanglerdarren wrote 2 years 20 weeks ago

Chad you went false ablies and Tog, to offshore crack! seriously, you did great!! and thanks for letting me share it with ya. you are OK you Oakie and get back out here in the spring and we will get you a big bass! you are welcome to fish with me anytime!

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from Clay Cooper wrote 2 years 20 weeks ago

Why thanks you, Chad. All of us are glad we ruined your life and we are happy!

Too bad I didn’t know of you back in 86-90, I would have invited you up were you carry a rifle on your shoulders and in one hand a fly rod and a good surf rod with 30 pound plus line in the other for some dynamite good time!!

What part of the Sooner State you in? I’m debating whether or not to get a nonresident hunting license and hunt the family property down in Page or just hunt Arkansas.

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from country road wrote 2 years 20 weeks ago

I can fully sympathize with your addiction. I experienced the same thing to the point that I chucked a budding career and bought a charter boat away back when. Unfortunately, that was like going to work in the cookie factory, and after sixteen years I lost my taste for cookies. The old cravings still resurface from time to time, but they are easier to satisfy now.

Go ahead and indulge yourself as much as you can and gather some great experiences while you're doing it. One of the great benefits of this addiction is that you can always eat the fish. Tight lines!

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from Elmer Fudd wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

I was really stunned to see how young all you guys are in the video. Go for it!

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from Clay Cooper wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

And he wanted to go over to PETA!

BBBOOOORRRRRIIIINNNNGGGG!!!

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from Clay Cooper wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

Darn sgaredneck, I wished I said that!!!

A +1 for you!!!

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from Jere Smith wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

Plenty of BIG fish in the Gulf, your not that far away and F&S will probably spring for the outfitter right?

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from captmikesarge wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

It was great having you all aboard, and you did a fantastic job on that fish. BUT!!!!! You're making me feel like a drug dealer! Well I have the solution.....
It's an airplane ticket away. "C-JAM" Our door is open your welcome anytime.

0 Good Comment? | | Report

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