Sounds like us hunting guys trying to pick up a girl with our impressive talking.

Come back,come back,come back,come back,come back,come back,COME BACK!My safety was on!

"Music is playing" Baby come back, any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you
Baby come back, listen, you can blame it all on me
I was wrong, and I just can't live without you!

"Flight leader, you ae cleared for landing on pond 270."

Hey boys, its me mrs hen,
i think you guys passed me by again,
come on back theres plenty of food,
hey maybe we can even start a brood?
Theres water to splash and bugs to eat,
alot of space here for more little duck feet.
No hunters here just me quackin,
callin you back for a little relaxin,
We can stay all day what do ya say,
when the sun sets we'll fly, fly away.
If you dont like the sound of that,
go on, get out of here, get away, SCAT!
I don't need drakes like you,
the ratio here is 1 to 2.
I know im safe here, splashin around,
you boys soon will be hearing one sound.
You didn't want to land in a safe spot,
so soon you'll be cooking in a hunters pot.
Goodbye to you, Though Nolan's a good call,
Have nice trip ill still be here next fall.. :) Quack.

Hey boys and girls come back here, we can have a dinner party filled with 4 shot and duck. I'm inviting you guys right now just fly back over here. My dog will even you pick you up. I got the fireworks loaded right now.

Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack.....

waaaaaaait waaait waaait wait what are you guys doing? come baaack baaaack baaaack baack those ducks are real, i mean it, right down heeeereee heeeeree heeere here you know you want to "CLICK BOOM"......splash

Quack did I move too much,quack did the dog move,quack is there not enough camo on my face,quack are the guns too shiny,quack are my decoys in the wrong spot,quack is the blind okay,QUACK GET READY THEIR COMING BACK!.......

We got bogies to our left FLY FLY FLY adjusting altitude to 1000 feet we successfully evaded the enemy target once again NEXT TIME WE DIVE BOMB EM

Come back here and let me shoot you in the face.

hey baby come on back ... i swear if you do ill never ever ever look at another hen again!

A priest, a rabbi, and pollock walk into a bar....

Google translate told me this:

"Ok, I admit I'm a hunter. But I do like to see you coming in, get close, and shoot. I'm lazy, I don't even clean my gun, at best I'll get off one shot before it stops cycling... and I never hit my first shot. Think about the risk reward, I might scare you, but it'll be worth the laugh to see me staring at my barrel like it's my guns fault. It's like Billy Madison when they light the bag of poop on the old man's doorstep, they could have got caught, but didn't, and the laugh was priceless. It's your call really, stay or go, I'm just trying to be honest."

Drake: Hey can you just stick around, I kinda had a rough day.
Hen: Bye.
Drake: When are you gettin back.
Hen: Never.
Drake: Wait, wait, hold on a second babe.
Hen: Yeah.
Drake: You're not going for good are you honey.
Hen: You're going nowhere Daffy and you're taking me with you. All you ever talk about is becoming a pro hockey player but there’s a problem, you're not any good.
Drake: I am good. You know what, you're a lousy kindergarten teacher. I seen those finger paintings you bring home and they suck.
Drake: I'm sorry baby, I didn't mean that. I think they're excellent finger paintings. Please, don’t go.
Hen: I am not spending the rest of my life with a loser. I'm gone.
Drake: Good, then get the hell out of my life. Who needs you? Beat it. Leave me alone.
Drake: I'm sorry baby, I didn't mean that either. I just yell sometimes cuz I get scared, scared of being a nobody. Why don’t you just come back honey, ill give you the old smoochy smooch, kissy wissy. hmm. you know Daffy's gonna make everything okay. " I wanna kiss you all over, and over and again. I wanna kiss you all over, dun dun dun, till the night closes in."

*In the voice of a teenager* OMG, srlsy guys, FOOD!!! It is so GOOOOOOD. It is like the best food ever, you guys don't know what you are missing. LIKE OMG!!! Come here and eat this! Then we can talk about which Trueblood character is cutest!!! Mine is Edward!!!

dangit doug get BACK HERE!!!

What he is trying to say, "no no no, your green head must be shimmering in your eyes, that isn't a dude in the brush just a mishaped cattail bush, the eating is great and the ladies are easy too much action for me.

What he is really saying, "yellow, yellow, teal, corn and snails, corn and snails, migration, migration"

The duck hears most of it and responds, "Did he say corn and snails?, I need to swing around for a second look"

come back, come back, come back, come back, come back, come back. Wait don't leave I didn't mean to say that, please don't leave, please don't leave, what'd I say wrong? No No No wait. to late. quack

"Hahahahahaha! Those rednecks are really trying to fart to call us in?!?!?!

Cold Beer! Cold Beer! Who needs a cold beer?!

Hey don't leave..!! There's a free buffet going on..! The drinks are on the house and the hot tub is bubbling..! We have Grey Pupon...! Lot's of ladies to keep you company. Come on, you know you wanna be here.. There's gonna be a show later...!!

This afternoon only free corn and tail feathers!! Special double bubble if you come with leg Jewelry!!!

Hey guys look over to your right Those arn't real ducks and that guy wants to eat ya. Come over here with the rest of us, you'll be safe then.

Change you can believe in... Yes we can, yes we can, yes we can....Si Se puerdo (for the guys that spent time way down south)

Billiy Mays infomercial voice...Are you bothered by a pesky piece of metal on your leg, does it rub you, weigh you down would you like to look like the rest of your buddies? For a limited time we will remove not one not two no not even three but six of those pesky leg bands free yes that right I said free of charge to the first 6 callers. This deal will not be repeated until next saturday and is not available in any stores so act now.... operators are standing by

land in this hole hes peeing again and left his gun by the tree, you'd think hed learn his lesson the first time we did it

whoa whoa whoa whoa! come on now, there's no call for that amiga! come on back here now, seriously. what was that? hey man, no, YOU look, that isn't cool and I said I was sorry! come on man, there is PLENTY of grass for all of us and I'm a big enough gal to share. that's right. hi hi hi hi good to you see you! just come on in...

yrs-
Evan!

Oh look at all these groceries, oh look at all these goodies, oh look at all these friendly duck buddies, come join us and enjoy all these good groceries, acorns every where you look and the water is sooooo nice and warm! Oh look at all these groceries, oh look at all these goodies, oh look at all these friendly duck buddies, come join us and enjoy all these good groceries, acorns every where you look and the water is sooooo nice and warm!

Come back, come back, come back, come back! My gun got caught on the blind.

Where are my quackers! Where are my quackers! Quack-quack-quack-quackers!

hey sexy.. wanna come home for dinner?

That was a democratic duck call this is translated like this..............." Hey yall come over here and look at all the free corn and duck weed, want cost you a thing......except your life!

Hey! Come back over here! You guys are in Oklahoma and we don't get to duck hunt here very often! You guys are the only ducks I've seen in weeks! I spent $75 on this duck call, and my wife's already threatened to leave me because I've got $3000 worth of equipment down here on the ground. Please, for the sake of my marriage.... Come Baaaaaack!

We think it's a come back call, but really it's a territorial call: "Wad are you lookin' at, pal? Yeah I'm talkin' to you! Yeah you better keep flyin' if you know what's good for you! Yeah that's right keep flyin'!!"

ryan: im not gonna write you a love song cause you asked for it or you need one!

greenhead: i heard that song before! it must be ryan nolan! of course ill comback!

Polo...I said polo, you guys are going the wrong way.

hey wait! you guys are going the wrong way. fly back over hear so i can give you directions

Since only drakes are legal in our state this time of year, the caller is obviously using a gender-specific presentation:

"Y-M-C-A! It's fun to stay at the YMCA, yeah…"

My love, quack...
There's only you in my life, quack quack...
The only thing that's right

My first love, (quack)
You're every breath that I take
You're every step I make, quack, quack...

And I....
(quackackackack)
I want to share
All my love with you
No one else will do...
(quackakakakak)
My endless quaaaack...

All right, let's try this one: (apologies to Tom Jones)

"The old home pond looks the same as I float down to it in the rain,
and there to meet me is my Mama and Papa.
Down the creek I look and there swims Susie feathers of bronze and a bill like leather.
It's good to touch the green, green duckweed of home.
Yes, they'll all come to meet me, necks stretching, quacking sweetly.
It's good to touch the green, green duckweed of home.
The old nest is still standing tho' the eggshells inside are cracked and dry,
and there's that old oak tree we used to fly by.

Down the stream I swim with my own sweet Susie, feathers of bronze and bill like leather.
It's good to touch the green, green duckweed of home.
Yes, they'll all come to meet me, necks stretching, quacking sweetly.
It's good to touch the green, green duckweed of home.

It's duck season! It's rabbit season! It's Elmer season!!

Glad this contest is giving me something to do to keep my mind busy. We have had a terrible tragedy this holiday.

What do you think of this one? (apolgies to Nelson Eddy and the "Indian Love Song")

"When I'm calling quaaaaaack, quack, quack, quack ...
Will you answer quaaaaaack, quack, quack, quack ...
That means I offer my barley field to you, to be your own
If you refuse me I will be a greenhead waiting all alone
But if when you hear my feeding call ringing clear
And I hear your answering echo, so dear
Then I will know our union will come true
And you'll belong to the duck caller, and his black lab too."

Thank you all for these precious moments of relief from the terrible grief I've been dealing with:

This one's for Wesley. He'd have gotten a real kick out of it. (apologies to Tom Jones and "Deliliah")

"Did they see something in the light of the morning as they passed by the pond?
Did they see a flickering shadow of movement in the blind?
Wait, these are your flock!
As the deeks fail to decieve them, I watch and go out of my mind

My my my Mallards
Why do you fly fly Mallards
I know, the stupid coots were no good for me to eat
But I shot one anyway like a crazed camo miscreant.

After break of day when the last ducks flew away I was waiting
I crossed the pond to the other blind and the hunters opened the door
They stood there laughing
I flung the mudhen inside and they laughed no more.

My my my Mallards
Why did you fly fly fly Mallards
So before those other guys come to break down my door
Forgive me Ducks Unlimited I just couldn't take any more
Forgive me Ducks Unlimited I just couldn't take any more.

One more time. (apologies to Danny Boy and the Londonderry Aire)

"Oh Dusky Duck the caller’s pipe is calling
from glen to glen and down the pond side
The summer's gone and all the corn’s dying
'tis you 'tis you must come and I must bide
But come ye back when summer's in the meadow
or when the river bottom's hushed and white with snow
'Tis there I’ll be in sunshine or in shadow
Oh Dusky Duck, Oh Dusky Duck I love to hunt you so.

And when ye come and all the flowers are dying
If I am late, as late I well may be
You'll come and find the place where my deeks are lying
And land and stay and wait a while for me

And I shall hear tho' soft you fly above me
And all my duck blind will warmer sweeter be
If you will bend your wings and cruise by to lee
Then I shall be at peace when I get a shot at thee.

Apologies to Perry Como and "Some Enchanted Evening"

"Some enchanted pre-season morning
You may see some pintails,
you may see some whistlers
Across a crowded pond
And somehow you know,
You know even then
That somewhere you'll see them
Again and again.

Next opening morning
Someone may be shootin',
You may hear the ducks leavin'
Across a bird-filled sky
And hour after hour,
As strange as it seems
The sound of their departure
Will plague you in your dreams.

Who can explain it?
Who can tell you why?
Fools give you reasons,
Hunting guides never try.

Some enchanted morning
When you find the right sound,
When you hail the birds just right
Across the empty pond,
Then they fly to your side,
And you must make them your own
Or for the rest of hunting season you
May eat soup bones.

Once you have found your ducks,
Never let them fly by.
Once you have called them in,
Knock them from the sky.

Hey Hey Hey land over here Hey Hey Hey Hey land over here Hey where ya going, Hey Hey Hey get your but down here
'the true translation

Heyheyheyheyheyhey youyouyouyouyou guysguysguysguys Come on in fellas the waters fine and the buffet is free.open baropenbaropenbar!!!!!!