OK, yo. I see you have your little pink tutu in a wad, so here's some poetry for you:
THE TROLL
By crm3006 (The Poet Lariat)

Part II

An illicit union on a dark, moonless night,
did produce on the Gun Nut blog, this blight.
A mating of sasquatch and troll did occur,
producing old yo yo, but we could defer,
the most of our judgments about this pup,
if all of his nonsense did not make us throw up.
Now yo yo's skull was so thick and dense,
that all of yo's blather made no sense.
Yet, undeterred, he kept up his posting,
misspelling all of his lies and his boasting.
A boxer yo did claim to be,
but someone had really rattled his tree.
A stockbroker, gunsmith, engineer,
ballistic expert, never fear,
a chemist, blade smith, Indian chief,
yo yo's professions went beyond belief.
A psychiatrist he claimed he had known,
but if truth were told, it was probably his own.
Yo's head was as hard as a wall made of brick,
nary an original thought there did stick.
'Cause yo's brain was shrunken inside of his skull,
his rhetoric stale, and passé, and dull.
Now yo yo had a thorn in his side,
a good Texas man that yo could not abide.
This Texas lad knew crap when he read it,
and none of yo's postings could he credit.
"What varmint is this that has come amongst us?
It surely must be a Trollus Nonutus*."
An internet troll of an odious type,
who's postings are stupid, and all full of hype.
"This troll must out of his mind, I'm thinking,
or Hoppe's #9 and glue must be drinking."
Yo's wit was dulled by his outlook on life,
yet the brain of this Texan was keen as a knife.
In vain did yo yo threaten and bluster,
the man from Texas, yo never did fluster.
For in truth, old yo was a mental midget,
in fact, his I.Q. was a single digit.

Troll-us-no-nut-us- a common variety of internet troll, sometimes hard to identify because of proclivity to disguise itself as left wing liberal nut. Can be finally identified by stupid statements, inane positions on issues, and lines of useless verbiage. Shows irresistible tendency to belittle others and overstate self, accomplishments, physical stature and IQ. Known to imbibe Hoppe’s #9 in the belief it sharpens mental acumen, but sometimes mixes Hoppe’s #9 with airplane glue, producing noxious breath and even more mental aberration. Usually brain pan capacity is reduced, and mental defectiveness is obvious, in spelling, syntax, fixation on outdated ideas, and insistence on laughing (yuk-yuk) at their own unfunny jokes.
**Trollus-from genus troll, nonutus-from common trait of having no gonads, or gonads the size of #9 birdshot.

im with Clay, KILL EM ALL

I see a new extreme hunting destination. Forget knifing hogs or wrestling giant flatheads with your bare hands, that's old news. All the rage now is going to be diving in on and wrestling these giant constrictors a la Steve Irwin or Mark O'Shea. No help from your pals either. It's you against twenty feet of spun and coiled muscle. Do you have what it takes? Personally, I'll stick to hunting squirrels.

So what do you use for a 15ft snake? I'm thinking 12 or 20 gauge with full or turkey choke #2's?

Where there's a snake there's a steak. So yep if thur pryce is rhaight.
SBW

I would hunt it!!!!

oh man... seems like a helluva idea to me... my only fear is that people would hv a reason to import more of em... which would be real bad for the ecosystem in the area... dont get me wrong though, i'm all for killin em, just makin it into a profit business could spell trouble

If they don't control it in Florida it will spread to neighboring states and if you think yotes are an issue now add them to the mix.
Don't think I'd eat em either. Give that meat to the gator farms

The Taurus Judge has found its niche!

"If the price was right, would you travel to hunt such a super snake?"
I definitely go without a doubt and I bet it's a good hunt of a lifetime!!!

As an incentive, maybe the southern states DNR could offer a "by the foot" bounty. Or even a "Snakeathon Derby". Why not,there's competition for everything else.

Let's look at pet store/internet sales of these snakes, discover the owners, see if they have the snake, and if not, put them near a Burmese python in the Everglades and advertise the result. You know, Hang One to encourage the Others?

Plus one for you 'ought-six. Where did you learn to right such good poetry? RU a screamin' eagle?

Anything that big I am going to shoot from a long dadgummed way off. These things make a diamondback look like a grass snake. 31 inch waist that's an inch smaller than my waist! They have up to half inch teeth curved back so once they get ahold of you it's almost impossible to get loose. If the have a strike range of half their body length then we have a serious problem. I say shoot em and shoot em all.

muley, if they don't get hunted, they will be eating people including crawling in their stands.
can we sell tickets to have Bella wrestle a couple of these?
Python...The other white meat!

that would be the hunt of a lifetime for me

dmayer4741

Don't know if they taste like chicken, but I'll bet we can shoot enough to have a block party with the locals!

no i hate snakes

0h and I Knew Florida needed Giant Snakes!

Well, here is old yo yo, back out from under his rock, and being a shining example of colossal ignorance coupled with a propensity to use verbiage he doesn't have a clue to the meaning of. (Means you don't know what you are writing about, yo.) Seems as if you would get tired of being verbally rapped in the nuts, and just go away, but you can't resist the temptation to be slapped down by your mental superiors, can you, yo?
Oh, and about that worn out tale you keep boring everyone with, that someone almost got you or you and some others killed? (It varies, with the telling.) I think probably some guy, smarter than you, (which includes ninety five percent of the population), left you to fend for yourself in a barroom brawl in Leesville, or a house of ill-repute in Phenix City, which your loud mouth got you into, to start with. (Those who have actually been in the military, will recognize these places, yo. You probably will not, as the most of your military experience, if you actually have any, likely dealt with being a gravy ladler on the wrong side of a chow line, or some other REMF job. (I suspect your MOS was Permanent Latrine Orderly.)
Be that as it may, yo, when I was in the Army, I never left anyone in a bind, I never met anyone as piss ignorant as you, (and I met some stupid SOBs), and you would never made it off the chopper pad to go on a mission with me. Just so you know, the guy who let you down in the house of prostitution, or barroom brawl, was not me.
PS-Keep looking, but the last thing in the world you want to do is find me.

Couple of thoughts, yo. That might have been one of your Sasquatch relatives that was so irate at you in the bar in Chi. He knows you are a blight on his family tree.
Would a few verses of poetry calm you down some? I could compose, I suppose.

I would hunt them if the price was right.

Well short crotch true to form your statements continue to be more of the same raving accusations baseless in fact. Plucked from what seems now the brain of an enraged woman,. convinced delusion ( yours/ hers)
does in fact,. constitute truth.
Must admit though you do have ,. something of a talent for a rather rare form of Bull S^!T YUK YUK
There fore thusly and accordingly,..
To Witt :
If your actually not a woman,.it must be a real B!tch being a woman trapped in a man midget body.

Still,. thank you again,..VERY MUCH
I will print you little ditty.
No refernce to what i assume to be the size of your actual ditty ( which must be very embarrasing for you ) yuk yuk and send it on.
Cant be too long before someone stumbles onto where a seedy little cracker beer-can poet holes up.

I just know you will love this one .bet it sounds familiar too

Few people over for steaks and football yesterday ,. one of em ( not the shrink) decribed you as "like one of his wifes dogs".
His wife was there and had to agree.
The dog? is a toy wiener dog yuk yuk.
(I was nearly rooling on the floor)
,.. barks at eveything acts like he's 80 pounds with 12 " schwartz,. and pisses him self every time someoe knocks on the door. Thats the best profile on you ever, even the shrink said yup ,. that fits pretty good.

Buuuuut ,.. as I said sensing your fear ( something I have become very good at ) in the way you slid the sentence in just at the last paragraph of previous post

( "by the way just so you know, the guy who let you down in the house of prostitution or a bar rook brawl was not me.") says it all.

Have always seen it,.. weasels like yourself and othesrs like you do somehow know when its time to be afraid.
Which means I actually belive your not the guy ,.
Because the guy im lookin for is too stupid to tell the truth to save his own hide.
Brilliant you aint but you do have that cunning ferral weasel like sence of when to get off.

By the way it was my father who was the gun smith ,.. and i was never a chemist . You must have dreamed that up lookin at the bottom of 40oz can of Big Cat malt liquor yuk yuk

So as I said ,.. boored with you now ,..
For the most part this is fun but I gotta ,make some coin ,.. so
I rattle your cage if I get boored doing something else

I do however definitly have da feelin dat sooer or later we gonna meet up. YUK YUK,..
Just hope your not some dried up sawed off liitle drunk who cant whip his way out of a brown papaer bag when we do.
That would take all the sport out of it . : )

to all of those who think this is a good idea tell me how it goes for ya when one of them surprises you and before you know all the bones in your body are being crushed and your being swallowed whole. Ill read about ya in the newspapers have fun.

Id love to go. Get a few southern friends in a boat and have a red-neck hunting party! Get a 12 ga and a chainsaw and have at em!

Personally, I think they should trap and relocate these snakes. New York's Central Park sounds like a nice location.

Hey Bella

Matching Snake skin purse, boots, belt, hat, hat band, jacket and pants from one snake!

Clay
Never had to do it ,. but due to the fact there are big f ing snakes in S E asia ,.
Once "in counry " was told if one gets hold of you,..
trouble is what you got.
Aparently they can get a loop or two around you in no time.
So if you can't shoot it make sure to get your knife in your hand and pretend its "Charlies neck"
IE: stick (not slash) ,.. then push ( pry ) the cutting as far as you can then do it agian .

Guy I know in Forida said one ( reticulatd ? python ) ate his dog ,. couldnt varify ,. but no rreasson not to believe him.

He and I would support total extermination of those big SOB's in the US.
Along with one or two other worthless life forms like midget poets,.who poluute the gene pool and foul the air with verbal vomit. YUK YUK

Muley, the smart way to hunt them could be to stake out some HAWGS, shoot from a stand.

I would not "PAY" to hunt them. Florida should ALLOW people to shoot them!! Gun, bow, crossbow, Buck knife - who cares. I have to say, eating large constrictors again would definately bring back found memories of the Jungle!!

Bad idea to make it hunting. Needs to be killing and the state should pay for it.
If you make it a trophy hunt then peaple will pass on small snake. We need to kill them all not incourage managing them to get bigger snake.

Sounds fun, but gotta watch "Anaconda" first; learn what mistakes not to make.

I just HATE F666ing snakes !!!!!!!!!!!

Wanna see someone walk on water ,. put me in a boat and toss in a "three steppa" ,.
IE:From the South East Asian conference ,.(circa 1969)
Three steps and your dead if one bites you .
Do not however expect to survive long (if I do) YUK YUK

People who turn stuff like that lose should be fined
10,000 minimum then made to kill and eat one a month until 65 or death which ever come first
no mater how dam big it is.
Finally forced to listen to World politics and econiomics according to Bush and Petzal via continious loop recording for three hours a day.
Have the notion many suicides would quickly ensue.
But many fewer snakes to deal with ,.
With or with out legs .

I would be all for a snake hunt especially if they are possibly killing populations of huntable animals or if they have any form of threat against children. If they become too much of an issue the state should declare open season on them and let all of the hunters have the season to perform a management on the trouble animals.

I am all for it, but only it is not for sport shooting or trophy hunting only. I say all the meat that is harvested that is not taken home by hunters should be used at local food banks and homeless shelters. And the hides should be either sold back to the local economy or taken back by the hunters.

Chicken tastes like snake.