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January 21, 2010

Petzal: The Recession and Profanity-Free Speeches

By David E. Petzal

In two days at the 2010 SHOT Show I have yet to hear a discouraging word; in fact the place is bulging and throbbing like an unlanced boil. I’ve just fled from one of the law-enforcement halls because it was so mobbed that you couldn’t get through the aisles, and it is not much different anyplace else.

On the other hand, 2010 is not much of a year for innovation, at least in rifles. There are all sorts of “new” models that are only cosmetically different, but for actual new the only one that I’ve seen is the Blaser R8. Optics, however, is a different story. There are all kinds of new rifle scopes, spotting scopes, and binoculars. I got to a few on the website, but there is much more out there that I didn’t have time to cover.

Ammunition is back. Remember ammunition? You could walk into a store and buy cartridges or primers or powder? That’s back, too. Very nice to see it again.

Apparently the Obama Bubble, if not burst, is severely deflated. Our Peerless Leader has his hands full without trying to take away Joe Biden’s Beretta, and people are not buying everything that goes bang just because it goes bang.

On a more somber note, POMA (Professionals in Outdoor Media Association) voted me the Grits Gresham Communicator of the Year Award, which I accepted from Tom Gresham before a cheering crowd of thousands (and that’s the truth) and I didn’t drop a single F-bomb in my acceptance speech. If you don't believe it, watch the clip below.

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

MASSACHUSETTS! Indeed!

Well done Mr. Petzal, well done indeed.

Congratulations,
WMH

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from Teodoro wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Not even a little one?

j/k

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from Jere Smith wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Glad to hear it Mr. Petzal!

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from auburn_hunter wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Congrats, Dave! Well deserved and keep up the good work!

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from Teodoro wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Not even a little one?

j/k

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from Jeff4066 wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

I have come to respect many of your articles with the best I have ever read, and that goes back through when we mostly used flattened pulp printed with ink, to practically the time of parchment scrolls.

Congratulations, and many more to you.

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from rudyglove27 wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Congratulation Mr. Petzal and great video!!!

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from duckcreekdick wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Well-deserved and congrats! Do not take this as a reason to slack off and be any less irreverent or curmudgeonly.

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from MLH wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Doesn't mean you didn't think it. Hearty congrats - well deserved.

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from 007 wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Well done, DEP, I raise my coffee cup to you.

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from sgaredneck wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Not even one of the small-diameter precision-guided F bombs? Dave, there are so many deserving targets these days. We are proud of you anyway.

Now get some of these gunmakers to make more lefty stuff! They don't listen well to the little people out here....

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Who needs an F-bomb? He made a nuke strike with one word: MASSACHUSETTS.

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from Douglas wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Colgate University??? Where I live that is regarded as a "yuppie college".
Good speech Mr. Petzal!

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from Bernie wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Congratulations, Dave, the award was well-deserved!

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from PbHead wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Kudos Dave. You are a leader of the outdoor literati.

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from buckhunter wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Congrats Dave. Funny how the introduction was longer than the acceptance speech. Well done.

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from Beekeeper wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Congratulations indeed! How 'bout the state of Mass...

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from Dr. Ralph wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Congratulations Mr. Petzal. Still searching for the shot show pictures though....

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from Clay Cooper wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

You make us proud Sir David E. Petzal!

Coming soon to a Theater near you!

Grumpy Ol'Shooters!

Starring Phil Bourjaily and the wonderful David Petzal!!!

Crack me up!!

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from Jim in Mo wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Dave, I am sure you were humbled by this. Congrats to you, you surely deserve it. My respects, Jim in Mo

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from crm3006 wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Well done, DEP. Talk about classic one liners, MASSACHUSETTS may go down in history as the most classic one word-er of all time! Well deserved award, also. Didn't know you could make a speech like that.

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from Ed J wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Congradulations,well deserved.

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from Ralph the Rifleman wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Nice speech, and congrads!

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from platte river rat wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Way to GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Dave, you make us all proud.

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from Tom-Tom wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

I've said it before and I'll say it again...Write on, write on. Recognition from your peers that is well deserved. That trophy was awsome, a perfect reflection of Grits. What an honor and a treasure.

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from tom warner wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

I am the owner of three Blaser rifles,and like them far more than any of the other numerous rifles I have owned in my life. They are absolutely the very best!I would love to hear more about your impressions of the new R8.

Tom

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from KJ wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

WTF, Dave? Getting mellow in your old age?

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from Ricardo Rodríguez wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Well, done, congratulations!

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from JD wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Congradulations Mr. Petzal! Always a pleasure to follow your latest escapades.

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from Edward J. Palumbo wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Well deserved. Congratulations! I frankly think they should have given you much more than two minutes to respond.

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from wingshooter54 wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Well done, Mr. Petzal. Bout time you won something.
I would say that is a very appropriate award. Much more appropriate than BO winning the peace prize.
Keep up the good work. Now, where are the pics of BOOTH BABES?

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from Carney wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Dave, glad you were given such a wonderful, honorable recognition!

Now, just exactly what was it that you said between 3:05 & 3:08?!?!?!?

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from Sarge01 wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Well done. It is good to see someone who does not profanity to get a point across. Sets proper example for our younger hunters.

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from JohnR wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Kudos to you! That is an example that other public dignitaries should take to heart!

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from YooperJack wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Congratulations Dave! You really deserve that award. While you didn't say it, I'll bet you thought it when you first heard the news.

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from blueridge wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Hear, hear...we are proud of you, and also proud that you did not drop F-bombs...your simple words were quite profound.

Congratulations, and may your tribe increase, Dave.

Blue

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from Carney wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Find the TV quality video here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZZcRRNSgzw

And again, congratulations Dave!

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from Pointbock wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

The Fudd hat will keep you warmer, but that's a mighty fine one to have, too. Congrats

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from deadly wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Congratulations Mr. Petzal, a well-deserved award and a very classy acceptance.
Thank you for all that you do.
John from LA

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from oxnardbob wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Hey Dave, you really are one hell-uva fine writer, as well as a true sportsman. Thanks for what you do. Bob

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from Ruckweiler wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Pointbock:
If you wear the Fudd hat, does that mean you're "hunting wabbits?" Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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from jbird wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Congratulations Dave! You're the best in the biz, hands down, period.

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from Del in KS wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Congrats Dave, nobody is more deserving.

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from jamesti wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

thanks for setting the standard dave. you the man!

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from Firehunter wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Congrats Dave. I agree you are one of the best!! Keep up the fine work

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from Firehunter wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

...by the way, where's the booth babes?

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from stanleyda wrote 2 years 2 days ago

Great job Dave,If your in it I want to read it.We live in a time when many are so cautious about what they say it's sickening.That is one reason so many enjoy your views.My Dad told me years ago he had no respect for a man who wouldn't speak his mind, he didn't have to agree but he had to know where he stood.I repect you Dave and usually agree.

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

MASSACHUSETTS! Indeed!

Well done Mr. Petzal, well done indeed.

Congratulations,
WMH

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Who needs an F-bomb? He made a nuke strike with one word: MASSACHUSETTS.

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from Clay Cooper wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

You make us proud Sir David E. Petzal!

Coming soon to a Theater near you!

Grumpy Ol'Shooters!

Starring Phil Bourjaily and the wonderful David Petzal!!!

Crack me up!!

+4 Good Comment? | | Report
from Clay Cooper wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

You make us proud Sir David E. Petzal!

Coming soon to a Theater near you!

Grumpy Ol'Shooters!

Starring Phil Bourjaily and the wonderful David Petzal!!!

Crack me up!!

+4 Good Comment? | | Report
from Sarge01 wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Well done. It is good to see someone who does not profanity to get a point across. Sets proper example for our younger hunters.

+4 Good Comment? | | Report
from duckcreekdick wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Well-deserved and congrats! Do not take this as a reason to slack off and be any less irreverent or curmudgeonly.

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from sgaredneck wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Not even one of the small-diameter precision-guided F bombs? Dave, there are so many deserving targets these days. We are proud of you anyway.

Now get some of these gunmakers to make more lefty stuff! They don't listen well to the little people out here....

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from Beekeeper wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Congratulations indeed! How 'bout the state of Mass...

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from crm3006 wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Well done, DEP. Talk about classic one liners, MASSACHUSETTS may go down in history as the most classic one word-er of all time! Well deserved award, also. Didn't know you could make a speech like that.

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from Ralph the Rifleman wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Nice speech, and congrads!

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from Carney wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Dave, glad you were given such a wonderful, honorable recognition!

Now, just exactly what was it that you said between 3:05 & 3:08?!?!?!?

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from JohnR wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Kudos to you! That is an example that other public dignitaries should take to heart!

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from Teodoro wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Not even a little one?

j/k

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from Jere Smith wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Glad to hear it Mr. Petzal!

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from Teodoro wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Not even a little one?

j/k

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from Jeff4066 wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

I have come to respect many of your articles with the best I have ever read, and that goes back through when we mostly used flattened pulp printed with ink, to practically the time of parchment scrolls.

Congratulations, and many more to you.

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from rudyglove27 wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Congratulation Mr. Petzal and great video!!!

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from MLH wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Doesn't mean you didn't think it. Hearty congrats - well deserved.

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from 007 wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Well done, DEP, I raise my coffee cup to you.

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from Douglas wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Colgate University??? Where I live that is regarded as a "yuppie college".
Good speech Mr. Petzal!

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from Bernie wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Congratulations, Dave, the award was well-deserved!

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from PbHead wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Kudos Dave. You are a leader of the outdoor literati.

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from buckhunter wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Congrats Dave. Funny how the introduction was longer than the acceptance speech. Well done.

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from Dr. Ralph wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Congratulations Mr. Petzal. Still searching for the shot show pictures though....

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from Jim in Mo wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Dave, I am sure you were humbled by this. Congrats to you, you surely deserve it. My respects, Jim in Mo

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from Ed J wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Congradulations,well deserved.

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from platte river rat wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Way to GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Dave, you make us all proud.

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from Tom-Tom wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

I've said it before and I'll say it again...Write on, write on. Recognition from your peers that is well deserved. That trophy was awsome, a perfect reflection of Grits. What an honor and a treasure.

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from tom warner wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

I am the owner of three Blaser rifles,and like them far more than any of the other numerous rifles I have owned in my life. They are absolutely the very best!I would love to hear more about your impressions of the new R8.

Tom

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from KJ wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

WTF, Dave? Getting mellow in your old age?

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from Ricardo Rodríguez wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Well, done, congratulations!

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from JD wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Congradulations Mr. Petzal! Always a pleasure to follow your latest escapades.

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from Edward J. Palumbo wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Well deserved. Congratulations! I frankly think they should have given you much more than two minutes to respond.

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from wingshooter54 wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Well done, Mr. Petzal. Bout time you won something.
I would say that is a very appropriate award. Much more appropriate than BO winning the peace prize.
Keep up the good work. Now, where are the pics of BOOTH BABES?

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from YooperJack wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Congratulations Dave! You really deserve that award. While you didn't say it, I'll bet you thought it when you first heard the news.

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from blueridge wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Hear, hear...we are proud of you, and also proud that you did not drop F-bombs...your simple words were quite profound.

Congratulations, and may your tribe increase, Dave.

Blue

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from Carney wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Find the TV quality video here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZZcRRNSgzw

And again, congratulations Dave!

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from oxnardbob wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Hey Dave, you really are one hell-uva fine writer, as well as a true sportsman. Thanks for what you do. Bob

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from auburn_hunter wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Congrats, Dave! Well deserved and keep up the good work!

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from Pointbock wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

The Fudd hat will keep you warmer, but that's a mighty fine one to have, too. Congrats

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from deadly wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Congratulations Mr. Petzal, a well-deserved award and a very classy acceptance.
Thank you for all that you do.
John from LA

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from Del in KS wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Congrats Dave, nobody is more deserving.

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from jamesti wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

thanks for setting the standard dave. you the man!

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from Ruckweiler wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Pointbock:
If you wear the Fudd hat, does that mean you're "hunting wabbits?" Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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from jbird wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Congratulations Dave! You're the best in the biz, hands down, period.

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from Firehunter wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

Congrats Dave. I agree you are one of the best!! Keep up the fine work

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from Firehunter wrote 2 years 2 weeks ago

...by the way, where's the booth babes?

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from stanleyda wrote 2 years 2 days ago

Great job Dave,If your in it I want to read it.We live in a time when many are so cautious about what they say it's sickening.That is one reason so many enjoy your views.My Dad told me years ago he had no respect for a man who wouldn't speak his mind, he didn't have to agree but he had to know where he stood.I repect you Dave and usually agree.

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