The Gillette Venus Bushkill....sorry

BET White River.

Nope. I live in Licking County near the banks of the Licking River. There's so much licking this and licking that in my area that I think Rosie O'Donnell should do her show out here.

By the way, I'm not complaining.

Google it if you don't believe me.

Well, why don'tcha?

The Budweiser Beer Kill Creek

I actually had a discussion about this a few years ago with an employee from the PGC who was talking about budget cuts affecting maintenance at game lands and parks. I asked if they ever approached anyone like the worlds largest outfitter about sponsoring the game lands and posting the "Proceeds from x help to maintain this resource". His response was along the lines that there had been talk of that, but the concern was once that happens, refusing sponsors would be tricky. He's got a point. When it's starts out as Jimbo's Guns, then turns into Sally's Salon, that'll be odd, but ok. When you show up on it's a local citizens group or an antihunting group you quickly get interest other than hunting gaining control of management. Our game lands are open to other uses, but during season it's "Hunters wear orange and so should you." for other forms of recreations. The parks are understandably managed much differently. I think it's a real concern that hunter's and fishermen's money and therefore concerns are what help and manage our resources.

The Vagisil Feminine Odor Prevention Trout River.

The Waste Managemnent Susquehanna...

Hop in the car kids, we're camping by the MiraLax Muddy River.

The river closest to me is called the Licking River. A name made for a contest like this but so unbelieveable it would not be funny.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. In the future, in another time, the DFG might just have Hoyt, Orvis or even Power Bait on the back, sleeves and hats. Hold on to your horses it's going to be a bumpy ride.

Maybe you could give Rosie a call and at least ask if she wants to do a special out there... "Big Lickin' Chicks on the Loose"

Na, maybe not...