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October 22, 2012

Foolproof Big-Buck Tactic: Strategically Placed Deer-Crossing Signs

By Dave Hurteau

As I’m sure you can imagine, people are constantly coming up to me and asking, “Dave, how do you kill so many big deer?” And up till now I have gotten away with the usual BS about persistence and a positive attitude and the discipline to hold out for a trophy—all while secretly working my contacts with the local highway department.

Then this comes out. Damn this lady. Now everyone will know that all you really need to do is get your hands on a couple of deer-crossing signs.

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from vasportsman wrote 1 year 25 weeks ago

LMAO!!!!!!!

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from buckhunter wrote 1 year 25 weeks ago

I know who she voted for in 08.

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from maynardtl8 wrote 1 year 25 weeks ago

Once I saw a "Slow Children Playing" sign but they seemed to be normal speed to me...

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from natureonthefly wrote 1 year 25 weeks ago

wow..
if she legitimately thought this it'd be hard to say what possible other wildlife myths exist in the minds of the 'average' citizen.. further proof of the idea that stupidity knows no limits.

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from VAHunter540 wrote 1 year 25 weeks ago

and here's your sign

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from BackRoad600 wrote 1 year 25 weeks ago

Ok...So every time you have mentioned "deer sign" in your columns, it has had a double meaning...By the way, this is hilarious....

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from SD_Whitetail_Hntr wrote 1 year 25 weeks ago

If you wonder if it's a prank, there's a follow up call about a week and a half after the original. It's legit.. and I do feel sorry for the lady.. or her husband.. probably both..

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from Hunter_Fass wrote 1 year 25 weeks ago

Clearly I need to put one of these up by my deer stand or just have her drive around it during season. Either way.

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from Steward wrote 1 year 25 weeks ago

I know this is an old joke...is she for real?

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from Jerry A. wrote 1 year 25 weeks ago

Not even duct tape can fix someone that stupid...

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from Ol Krusty wrote 1 year 25 weeks ago

What is really scary is this woman walks among us and has probably reproduced.

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from kansasjeff wrote 1 year 25 weeks ago

What is really scary is that she probably votes.

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from kansasjeff wrote 1 year 25 weeks ago

And the scariest thing of all, somewhere out there is a politician who in order to get that vote will take HER SIDE!!!!

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from jgtalerico wrote 1 year 25 weeks ago

So if they (the deer) cross a road where there isn't a deer sign, are the jay walking? haha

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from Douglas wrote 1 year 25 weeks ago

Good one Dave. Thanks for the laugh!
Someone has to help this poor woman out. Maybe theres an entitlement out there that applies to her.

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from ckRich wrote 1 year 25 weeks ago

I see a good blonde joke emerging from this

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from habben97 wrote 1 year 25 weeks ago

well, time to go stick a deer crossing sign by my stand.

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from Clay Cooper wrote 1 year 25 weeks ago

Choppy video

Please Move The Deer Crossing

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI8UPHMzZm8&feature=player_embedded#!

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Donna The Deer Lady - The Rest of the Story

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB1yEcdomt0&feature=relmfu

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from Dave Hurteau wrote 1 year 25 weeks ago

You have to say, the forbearance of the radio hosts is really, really impressive.

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from woodpecker wrote 1 year 25 weeks ago

I believed this whole thing was staged and it would be a whole lot funnier if it only resulted in just a few dented fenders, but we have friends that lost their son and his wife to a car, deer accident. It's time we looked into ways to thin the herds, ways that make sense.

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from jaukulele wrote 1 year 23 weeks ago

My mom always told me that that's how the little deer kids knew where to cross the street to get to school. Now I may be reeled back in to believing it. I'm so torn!

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from Half-of-two wrote 1 year 23 weeks ago

You have to hand it to the hosts...they were MUCH more polite to the caller than I would've been!

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from tlhunter.1 wrote 1 year 22 weeks ago

Wow!! I am going out and buy some signs lol. Are you kidding me. she can't be real. Wow!

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from maynardtl8 wrote 1 year 25 weeks ago

Once I saw a "Slow Children Playing" sign but they seemed to be normal speed to me...

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from buckhunter wrote 1 year 25 weeks ago

I know who she voted for in 08.

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from natureonthefly wrote 1 year 25 weeks ago

wow..
if she legitimately thought this it'd be hard to say what possible other wildlife myths exist in the minds of the 'average' citizen.. further proof of the idea that stupidity knows no limits.

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from Jerry A. wrote 1 year 25 weeks ago

Not even duct tape can fix someone that stupid...

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from BackRoad600 wrote 1 year 25 weeks ago

Ok...So every time you have mentioned "deer sign" in your columns, it has had a double meaning...By the way, this is hilarious....

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from SD_Whitetail_Hntr wrote 1 year 25 weeks ago

If you wonder if it's a prank, there's a follow up call about a week and a half after the original. It's legit.. and I do feel sorry for the lady.. or her husband.. probably both..

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from Ol Krusty wrote 1 year 25 weeks ago

What is really scary is this woman walks among us and has probably reproduced.

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from kansasjeff wrote 1 year 25 weeks ago

And the scariest thing of all, somewhere out there is a politician who in order to get that vote will take HER SIDE!!!!

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from jgtalerico wrote 1 year 25 weeks ago

So if they (the deer) cross a road where there isn't a deer sign, are the jay walking? haha

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from Douglas wrote 1 year 25 weeks ago

Good one Dave. Thanks for the laugh!
Someone has to help this poor woman out. Maybe theres an entitlement out there that applies to her.

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from Half-of-two wrote 1 year 23 weeks ago

You have to hand it to the hosts...they were MUCH more polite to the caller than I would've been!

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from vasportsman wrote 1 year 25 weeks ago

LMAO!!!!!!!

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from VAHunter540 wrote 1 year 25 weeks ago

and here's your sign

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from Hunter_Fass wrote 1 year 25 weeks ago

Clearly I need to put one of these up by my deer stand or just have her drive around it during season. Either way.

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from Steward wrote 1 year 25 weeks ago

I know this is an old joke...is she for real?

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from kansasjeff wrote 1 year 25 weeks ago

What is really scary is that she probably votes.

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from ckRich wrote 1 year 25 weeks ago

I see a good blonde joke emerging from this

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from habben97 wrote 1 year 25 weeks ago

well, time to go stick a deer crossing sign by my stand.

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from Clay Cooper wrote 1 year 25 weeks ago

Choppy video

Please Move The Deer Crossing

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI8UPHMzZm8&feature=player_embedded#!

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Donna The Deer Lady - The Rest of the Story

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB1yEcdomt0&feature=relmfu

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from Dave Hurteau wrote 1 year 25 weeks ago

You have to say, the forbearance of the radio hosts is really, really impressive.

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from woodpecker wrote 1 year 25 weeks ago

I believed this whole thing was staged and it would be a whole lot funnier if it only resulted in just a few dented fenders, but we have friends that lost their son and his wife to a car, deer accident. It's time we looked into ways to thin the herds, ways that make sense.

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from jaukulele wrote 1 year 23 weeks ago

My mom always told me that that's how the little deer kids knew where to cross the street to get to school. Now I may be reeled back in to believing it. I'm so torn!

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from tlhunter.1 wrote 1 year 22 weeks ago

Wow!! I am going out and buy some signs lol. Are you kidding me. she can't be real. Wow!

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