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August 29, 2013

Video Caption Contest: Win This Cabela's Pack

By Scott Bestul

We’re tossing in a little twist with this caption contest. Instead of a photo, we’re asking you to write a caption for the video below. The deer aren’t whitetails and the place is Japan, but it’s some pretty entertaining footage nonetheless.

Spend a few minutes checking out the video after the jump (hint: the last four minutes aren’t a whole lot different from the first two, if you’re pressed for time), write the best caption, and you’ll win a Cabela’s Instinct Tracker pack, which won a Best of the Best Award this year

Happy writing, and good luck. We’ll announce the winner next week.

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from Justin Heppler wrote 33 weeks 6 days ago

Dang one shot will take out a whole mess of them.

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from CajunCountry wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

Getting sick and tired of getting the short end of the stick, Japanese wildlife decided to get things moving by patterning their protest after the brilliant American Occupy Wall Street.

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from Mdhunter1 wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

Sometimes, the sled team just needs to get away from the buzz of the North Pole.

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from ImABassMan wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

A suspicious lack of cats and dogs has allowed deer to dominate the domestication scene.

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from neuman23 wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

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from Hunter_Fass wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

After watching a few episodes of Duck Dynasty, the deer figured they would be safest amongst the yuppies.

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from fisherking1999 wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

I think Santa took a wrong turn

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from jvdean wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

WARNING: Do not watch this video if you want to feel good about your deer season!

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from tablow wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

The Line started the day before for tickets to the Reindeer games

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from FOX wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

What suck is they still haven't changed the safety zone and it's been four seasons since they have moved there.

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from abiddle013 wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

In light of recent events, City Council considers name change for 'Pigeon' Forge.

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from youngbuck wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

Once upon a time an abnormally delectable food plot was planted in this very spot. Ever since then this sidewalk has been a holy site in the Japanese deer culture.

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from Buckshott00 wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

It's a sika sit-in!!

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from Buckshott00 wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

Those deer are like "Eat more Rice"

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from Buckshott00 wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

We're safe so long as they think we don't taste better than fish...

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from Buckshott00 wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

At Dawn..We Attack!!!

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from Fruguy101 wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

What is seen when a redneck takes LSD...

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from Buckshott00 wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

What do We want!!??!! ACORNS!! When do we want them NOW!!

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from 31Alpha wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

What Texas rancher is going to be the first to set off a Little Boy to make mutant quantities of deer?

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from Troutmaster77 wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

To cut down on pollution Japan authorizes deer as a new way of transportation. Cheap, renewable, and moderately safe-what more could anyone ask for?

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from JMWoods wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

I think I'm turning buckanese, I think I'm turning buckanese, I really think so...

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from moswald wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

Everybody goes nuts for a good sushi bar

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from yetihunter1 wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

To avoid the early archery season deer have started to wait at the local bus stops in hopes of catching a ride out of town!

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from pathfinder86 wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

Deer NOT Crossing!

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from pathfinder86 wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

Deer NOT Crossing!

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from JuniorHopson wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

We're all here just waiting on the 6:30 bus to Tokyo. Don't mind us. Anyone have a spare buck?

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from ENO wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

We get up every mornin' to the 'larm clock's warning...take the 8:15 into the refuge. There's a whistle up above does are pushing, bucks are rubbing and a fawn that's bleating for her mommy...and we're TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS!!!!

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from pneske wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

Bestul and Hurteau knew their new book "The Total Deer Hunter Manual" was a big deal when even the deer were lining up for the presale.

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from ENO wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

The embarrassment of realizing that the Occupy Wall Street Movement was last year has motivated herd leaders focus more on current events and less on browsing local hosta patches.

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from Savageshot wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

once enough deer have gathered here they'll morph together into deerzilla and destroy Tokyo.

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from mkorpal wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

Is this the line for the Department of Motor Vehicles or for the iPhone 6?

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from Kris24 wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

Welcome to "Meat Street!"

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from Jason K wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

The line for the sleigh team tryouts formed early.

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from jcheers51 wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

New from Mossy Oak "Slick Spot Asphalt." They won't even see you standing there.

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from Sven_Katur wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

Recent footage of Japan's Buck Dynasty as they meet to discuss plans to break the Yamato Dynasty's centuries-long reign ...

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from Chris McBride wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

Deer week at Sturgis

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from airbornedoc wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

Hey! No cutting! The line for Bieber tickets starts back there.

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from airbornedoc wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

The line for cronuts stretches all around the world.

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from Sven_Katur wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

Long lines form in anticipation of the release of "Reindeer Games", a re-make of the 2000 American classic with the same name, starring Buck Affleck, and introducing newcomers Jack Pine, Tag Alder and Aspen Poplar.

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from aferraro wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

The day Santa's reindeer joined the Teamsters union.

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from iwfeeney wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

Safest place during hunting season is right down town.

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from TeamAsgrow wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

I am not sure this is what Harry S. Truman meant...

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from Fisherdink wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

Herd & Scene; Japanese wildlife seek new digs

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from tlschmit wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

The bus stop to the North Pole is the worst!

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from Sven_Katur wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

REUTERS: Hundreds Attend Tryouts ---- With so many children counting on him, Santa knew it was time to make the move to a more reliable Japanese manufacturer. And, even after admitting that the change was necessary, he did express concern over his ability to shout,"Now Toshio! now Yoshio! now Hiroko and Yoshiko! On Akio! On Kunio! On Tadashi and Noboru!" with the same vim and vigor as before ...

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from davidprahl wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

The deer quickly changed their bedding patterns when they realized that firearms cannot be discharged within 50 feet of a roadway.

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from OMuilleoir wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

Here you can see Bambi Local 399 demonstrating for more grass, a shorter hunting season, and less urban sprawl.

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from Fisherdink wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

Yen on the move, but the bucks stop here

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from Undercurrent wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

You thought taking your herd shopping for back to school supplies was rough,try waitng for an empty buss with this herd.

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from cdnhunter wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

For the first time in recent history, baiting will once again be allowed for the upcoming 2013 Godzilla season.

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from Justin Belt wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

You should see the same street during the rut. It gets wilder than Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras.....

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from VAHunter540 wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

Man I am just plain old Sika all these deer.

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from VAHunter540 wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

Close your eyes and imagine the Blues Brothers knocking this one out......

Rollin Rollin Rollin

Move 'em on head' em up
Head 'em up move' em up
Move 'em on head' em up
Rawhide

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from FlyBorchetti wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

The lines for this year's North Pole's Got Talent auditions are out of control.

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from FlyBorchetti wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

And, people wondered why they named this street Estrus Boulevard.

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from FlyBorchetti wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

Meanwhile, in Canada...

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from MattM37 wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

I'm not even going to try. Tablow or cdnhunter deserve the prize. Tickets to the reindeer games, baiting for Godzilla season ... first time I've ever laughed out loud reading one of these contests.

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from Hunter_Fass wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

I bet everyone thought those deer were alive, NOPE. . .Chuck Testa has taken taxidermy to a whole new level.

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from jmaxmazz wrote 33 weeks 4 days ago

The line for auditions for the role of Rudolph gets longer every year...

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from seth trudeau wrote 33 weeks 4 days ago

I think that telephone pole over there would hold my climber.

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from gxx9sdb wrote 33 weeks 4 days ago

Ever since the tsunami, chipmunks near the Fukushima bust stop have been acting a bit strange.

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from seth trudeau wrote 33 weeks 4 days ago

Good luck hunting scrapes here.

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from seth trudeau wrote 33 weeks 4 days ago

just 150 feet this way of the street and I can shoot them.

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from seth trudeau wrote 33 weeks 4 days ago

you know! I think I might just pop out of the sewer hole and shoot one!

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from seth trudeau wrote 33 weeks 4 days ago

Where should I setup my trail camera?

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from seth trudeau wrote 33 weeks 4 days ago

I'm going to China for my next Red Stag hunt! Forget Scotland
Or Switzerland.

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from gxx9sdb wrote 33 weeks 4 days ago

Oh Deer!

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from commtechsince76 wrote 33 weeks 4 days ago

In the good ole days we could cross the border in the woods ,now we have to wait forever since the 8ft fence went up.

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from AAM wrote 33 weeks 4 days ago

These deer hope none of the city folks know it's opening day.

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from Gary Devine wrote 33 weeks 4 days ago

It must be deer season because the deer know there is no hunting inside the city limits.

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from Tkrum31 wrote 33 weeks 4 days ago

With all the deforestation around the world deer in Japan decided to get together and take some back.

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from buckhunter wrote 33 weeks 4 days ago

Lost in translation was the fact bus tickets to Tokyo were 100 yen, not 100 bucks.

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from BubbaK wrote 33 weeks 4 days ago

Taking customer service to a whole new level, the Japanese government arranges for the deer to come to the hunters!

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from BubbaK wrote 33 weeks 4 days ago

No longer content to jump out in front of cars in remote areas, a group of suicidal deer decided to chase those dang cars into town!

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from bluecatmaster777 wrote 33 weeks 4 days ago

if your ear isn't flapping then your tail is. Its a family Reunion!

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from bucksducks wrote 33 weeks 4 days ago

It was time for evening prayer and there seemed to be an indifference as to which direction Mecca lies.

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from peppeli wrote 33 weeks 4 days ago

Why is the 5 always crowded with animals?!

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from tanderson wrote 33 weeks 4 days ago

"Breaking News: Accident involving overturned 18 wheeler carrying a heavy load of peanut butter and corn shuts down two lanes of traffic for days on end."

"In unrelated news, extreme increases of deer population crowding local streets has created city wide pandemonium. City officials are at their ropes end trying to pinpoint the cause of all the chaos."

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from rkimminau wrote 33 weeks 3 days ago

Wildlife encroaching on human habitat.

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from Kris24 wrote 33 weeks 3 days ago

The prostitution in this town is getting totally ridiculous!

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from rfleer87 wrote 33 weeks 3 days ago

Mom and Dad I found some pets to bring home.

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from rfleer87 wrote 33 weeks 3 days ago

Is it deer season yet

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from rfleer87 wrote 33 weeks 3 days ago

I didn't know it was a sport to raise that many deer

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from Fruguy101 wrote 33 weeks 3 days ago

Known for its innovation on many fronts, Japan is the first to attempt an urban deer ranch.

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from Jcc wrote 33 weeks 3 days ago

How long have you been waiting in line for the new Field and Stream store in cranberry twp Pa to open?

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from kansasjeff wrote 33 weeks 3 days ago

In a word:

"Nani?!"

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from cullumaw wrote 33 weeks 3 days ago

This year Japan will be tapping into an all new demographic with "Japans Got Talent - Stag Edition". They are lining up all over town.

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from Williamk8987 wrote 33 weeks 3 days ago

As seen in this video. Hunting isn't cruel to animals. Animals are cruel to societies that fail control and contain the animal population.

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from schwechel wrote 33 weeks 3 days ago

I told you not to get them wet! At least it looks like you haven't feed them after midnight.

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from Diane Boyle-Mather wrote 33 weeks 2 days ago

Santa is having try-outs for his team

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from Diane Boyle-Mather wrote 33 weeks 2 days ago

Where the deer are once hunting season starts

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from Bioguy01 wrote 33 weeks 2 days ago

Ok, very funny! Who moved the deer crossing sign to the middle of town? (goes with this video www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI8UPHMzZm8)

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from Shane Kirby wrote 33 weeks 2 days ago

Hey uhh... so that Deer attractant you bought last week. Somehow it wound up in my travel bag here in Japan... and you're not gonna believe this...

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from haverodwilltravel wrote 33 weeks 2 days ago

"Today in Japan, auditions were held for the new Bambi II movie coming out next fall."

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from haverodwilltravel wrote 33 weeks 2 days ago

"I said FOLLOW the leader, not FALLOW."

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from haverodwilltravel wrote 33 weeks 2 days ago

"Today in Japan protestors demanded that Sushi, Sashimi and Kobe Beef remain the only National Foods."

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from haverodwilltravel wrote 33 weeks 2 days ago

"Today in Japan protestors demanded that Sushi, Sashimi and Kobe Beef remain the only National Foods."

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from BAM wrote 33 weeks 2 days ago

Hundreds turn out for the long awaited premier of "Bambi v/s Godzilla, Not Just Another Little Buck Stick" clogging downtown streets and forcing city and game officials to come up with a solution to the gagging odors and the onset of an early rut.

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from Jake_PA wrote 33 weeks 2 days ago

Japan locals begin leasing out roadside property. Offering a five for one deal.

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from WillardJr wrote 33 weeks 2 days ago

For years I've said "The deer all take a bus to town on opening day" - now I've got the proof!

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from deadeyedick wrote 33 weeks 2 days ago

Whew, I'm sure glad the ruts over for this year.

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from CajunCountry wrote 33 weeks 2 days ago

A North Pole flat tire.

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from DesertWalker wrote 33 weeks 2 days ago

I told you that we shouldn't have used those salt licks to melt the snow!

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from TannerLindt wrote 33 weeks 2 days ago

One deer:"What did I tell you? This was a private party for a 'few' friends. You just had to go and invite everyone." Another deer: "I didn't invite them. I just told them where we were going and when we would be there."

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from WillardJr wrote 33 weeks 2 days ago

Jolene! Don't take your buck to town...

(C'mon, sing it - you know the words!)

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from Rgw3 wrote 33 weeks 1 day ago

Local deer joining the occupy movement in protest of more factory and less Cervidae jobs.

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from AK wrote 33 weeks 1 day ago

In an effort to conserve on fuel, people take to deer riding as a means of transportation. The city has yet to install adequate and humane deer racks for street parking.

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from AK wrote 33 weeks 1 day ago

When the municipality asked for a few bucks to improve sidewalk conditions, they didn't realize their request would be taken literally.

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from AK wrote 33 weeks 1 day ago

A not-so-clearly-thought-through take on urban ecological restoration. Lets hope their next effort is not an urban introduction of predators to regulate this deer population...

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from jvf wrote 33 weeks 1 day ago

Recess at the Road Crossing academy

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from jvf wrote 33 weeks 1 day ago

It's a Rack Mob!

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from Sureshot516 wrote 33 weeks 1 day ago

Customers lining up for the latest Apple product release

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from sgtsly wrote 33 weeks 1 day ago

This is where the sign is, so we have to line-up to cross here.

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from sgtsly wrote 33 weeks 1 day ago

They line up two days erly for the new Bambi anime.

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from sgtsly wrote 33 weeks 1 day ago

Casting call for "Cabela's Big Game Hunter 2014" was swamped.

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from sgtsly wrote 33 weeks 1 day ago

No hunting within city limits.

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from Greeley7 wrote 33 weeks 1 day ago

Does it smell like deer crap on this street or is it just you?

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from Kflix22 wrote 33 weeks 22 hours ago

Tokyo News @ 5

THIS JUST IN: Local soup lines overwhelmed after down sizing of Santa's transportation division.

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from Gator7777 wrote 33 weeks 20 hours ago

Must be the first day of Japans gun 10 day deer season

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from swiftblade13 wrote 33 weeks 18 hours ago

After Saturday's protest, Herd leaders declared "Occupy Main Street" a rousing success, no word as of yet if the "Season Opener Delay" initiative will shoot through without committee approval.

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from abrandt2479 wrote 33 weeks 17 hours ago

WANTED: Enthueastic deer hunters willing to resolve Japan's recent outbreak of The Walking Dead extra's cast party.

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from abrandt2479 wrote 33 weeks 17 hours ago

Word of the salt truck roll-over in town spread fast....

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from gxx9sdb wrote 33 weeks 11 hours ago

So THIS is where all the deer go on the first day of hunting season!

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from MaxPower wrote 33 weeks 5 hours ago

"Eat our relatives huh? Maybe a little non-violent resistance will learn ya."

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from woodpecker wrote 33 weeks 3 hours ago

Never mind that just watch where you walk.

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from woodpecker wrote 33 weeks 3 hours ago

Well a couple of years back they showed the triple x version of Bambi at the local drive in and the next thing you know it was WAM, BAM, DOME ARREGOTTO GISARRIE MUST MAAM.

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from dkoboldt wrote 33 weeks 1 hour ago

Peaceful demonstration inadvertently bolsters support for urban deer hunting.

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from iammaxwell wrote 32 weeks 6 days ago

New species discovered: Odocoileus Gremlin, just add water.

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from iammaxwell wrote 32 weeks 6 days ago

The line for the midnight showing of "The Revenge of Bambi"

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from Undercurrent wrote 32 weeks 6 days ago

bucks to the left, bucks to the right and your the only herd in town

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from Danny Hall wrote 32 weeks 6 days ago

Got gravy?

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from woodpecker wrote 32 weeks 6 days ago

The impact of the triple X version of Bambi, which was shown two years ago in this area has been credited with the population explosion. Disney officials are quoted as saying No Way.

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from emcfee wrote 32 weeks 6 days ago

They think we are cute now, but wait until they see the "chocolate" mess we leave behind!

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from erwincrna wrote 32 weeks 6 days ago

Okay guys, when I give the signal we start the flash herd. No one will suspect a thing!

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from kea428 wrote 32 weeks 5 days ago

In an effort to lobby for stricter gun control laws, local deer union 1115 stage a sit-in near the offices of their congressional representatives

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from Redford wrote 32 weeks 5 days ago

Next episode of Excaliber's Deer City Japan, Uncle Millie hangs his climber on the 43rd street light pole, Steve Gruber puts his pop up by the bus-stop in search of Sitka Deer, can they pull it off?

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from Michael R. McGovern wrote 31 weeks 5 days ago

Around here Sunday means two things: Free Parking, and No hunting.

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from huxiiihammer wrote 31 weeks 4 days ago

I think I found a light pole my climber will work on for opening day!!!

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from WHOSURDAD wrote 31 weeks 20 hours ago

I must be hard of hearing. I swear you said meet me at the bus stop not the "buck stop.

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from WHOSURDAD wrote 31 weeks 20 hours ago

The auditions for the lead in "Bambi does China" wrapped all the way around the block.

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from WHOSURDAD wrote 31 weeks 20 hours ago

Whitetail Specialties new food plot supplement that was tested in China with wonderful results is called "Concrete Jungle".

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from Bucks and Clucks wrote 30 weeks 6 days ago

What we all wish Occupy Wall Streethad been like.

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from glenn noel wrote 30 weeks 9 hours ago

wow! were did all the cars and people come from i cant get any sleep here!!!

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from Mark Harrington wrote 28 weeks 1 day ago

Is that our bus?
Why didn't it stop?
Wait, is this our bus?
Hey, it didn't stop.
When is our bus coming?
Mom, Dad poked with his antlers again!
That's it Martha, I going to walk home.

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from tablow wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

The Line started the day before for tickets to the Reindeer games

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from Hunter_Fass wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

After watching a few episodes of Duck Dynasty, the deer figured they would be safest amongst the yuppies.

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from Troutmaster77 wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

To cut down on pollution Japan authorizes deer as a new way of transportation. Cheap, renewable, and moderately safe-what more could anyone ask for?

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from Kris24 wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

Welcome to "Meat Street!"

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from bluecatmaster777 wrote 33 weeks 4 days ago

if your ear isn't flapping then your tail is. Its a family Reunion!

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from AK wrote 33 weeks 1 day ago

When the municipality asked for a few bucks to improve sidewalk conditions, they didn't realize their request would be taken literally.

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from ImABassMan wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

A suspicious lack of cats and dogs has allowed deer to dominate the domestication scene.

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from jvdean wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

WARNING: Do not watch this video if you want to feel good about your deer season!

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from Buckshott00 wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

It's a sika sit-in!!

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from Buckshott00 wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

Those deer are like "Eat more Rice"

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from Fruguy101 wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

What is seen when a redneck takes LSD...

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from Chris McBride wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

Deer week at Sturgis

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from OMuilleoir wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

Here you can see Bambi Local 399 demonstrating for more grass, a shorter hunting season, and less urban sprawl.

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from cdnhunter wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

For the first time in recent history, baiting will once again be allowed for the upcoming 2013 Godzilla season.

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from Kris24 wrote 33 weeks 3 days ago

The prostitution in this town is getting totally ridiculous!

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from haverodwilltravel wrote 33 weeks 2 days ago

"Today in Japan, auditions were held for the new Bambi II movie coming out next fall."

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from haverodwilltravel wrote 33 weeks 2 days ago

"I said FOLLOW the leader, not FALLOW."

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from AK wrote 33 weeks 1 day ago

A not-so-clearly-thought-through take on urban ecological restoration. Lets hope their next effort is not an urban introduction of predators to regulate this deer population...

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from Greeley7 wrote 33 weeks 1 day ago

Does it smell like deer crap on this street or is it just you?

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from swiftblade13 wrote 33 weeks 18 hours ago

After Saturday's protest, Herd leaders declared "Occupy Main Street" a rousing success, no word as of yet if the "Season Opener Delay" initiative will shoot through without committee approval.

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from Justin Heppler wrote 33 weeks 6 days ago

Dang one shot will take out a whole mess of them.

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from CajunCountry wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

Getting sick and tired of getting the short end of the stick, Japanese wildlife decided to get things moving by patterning their protest after the brilliant American Occupy Wall Street.

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from Mdhunter1 wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

Sometimes, the sled team just needs to get away from the buzz of the North Pole.

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from neuman23 wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

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from fisherking1999 wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

I think Santa took a wrong turn

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from FOX wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

What suck is they still haven't changed the safety zone and it's been four seasons since they have moved there.

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from abiddle013 wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

In light of recent events, City Council considers name change for 'Pigeon' Forge.

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from youngbuck wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

Once upon a time an abnormally delectable food plot was planted in this very spot. Ever since then this sidewalk has been a holy site in the Japanese deer culture.

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from Buckshott00 wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

We're safe so long as they think we don't taste better than fish...

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from Buckshott00 wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

At Dawn..We Attack!!!

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from Buckshott00 wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

What do We want!!??!! ACORNS!! When do we want them NOW!!

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from 31Alpha wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

What Texas rancher is going to be the first to set off a Little Boy to make mutant quantities of deer?

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from JMWoods wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

I think I'm turning buckanese, I think I'm turning buckanese, I really think so...

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from moswald wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

Everybody goes nuts for a good sushi bar

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from yetihunter1 wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

To avoid the early archery season deer have started to wait at the local bus stops in hopes of catching a ride out of town!

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from pathfinder86 wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

Deer NOT Crossing!

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from pathfinder86 wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

Deer NOT Crossing!

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from JuniorHopson wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

We're all here just waiting on the 6:30 bus to Tokyo. Don't mind us. Anyone have a spare buck?

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from ENO wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

We get up every mornin' to the 'larm clock's warning...take the 8:15 into the refuge. There's a whistle up above does are pushing, bucks are rubbing and a fawn that's bleating for her mommy...and we're TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS!!!!

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from pneske wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

Bestul and Hurteau knew their new book "The Total Deer Hunter Manual" was a big deal when even the deer were lining up for the presale.

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from ENO wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

The embarrassment of realizing that the Occupy Wall Street Movement was last year has motivated herd leaders focus more on current events and less on browsing local hosta patches.

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from Savageshot wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

once enough deer have gathered here they'll morph together into deerzilla and destroy Tokyo.

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from mkorpal wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

Is this the line for the Department of Motor Vehicles or for the iPhone 6?

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from Jason K wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

The line for the sleigh team tryouts formed early.

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from jcheers51 wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

New from Mossy Oak "Slick Spot Asphalt." They won't even see you standing there.

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from Sven_Katur wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

Recent footage of Japan's Buck Dynasty as they meet to discuss plans to break the Yamato Dynasty's centuries-long reign ...

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from airbornedoc wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

Hey! No cutting! The line for Bieber tickets starts back there.

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from airbornedoc wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

The line for cronuts stretches all around the world.

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from Sven_Katur wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

Long lines form in anticipation of the release of "Reindeer Games", a re-make of the 2000 American classic with the same name, starring Buck Affleck, and introducing newcomers Jack Pine, Tag Alder and Aspen Poplar.

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from aferraro wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

The day Santa's reindeer joined the Teamsters union.

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from iwfeeney wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

Safest place during hunting season is right down town.

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from TeamAsgrow wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

I am not sure this is what Harry S. Truman meant...

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from Fisherdink wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

Herd & Scene; Japanese wildlife seek new digs

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from tlschmit wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

The bus stop to the North Pole is the worst!

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from Sven_Katur wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

REUTERS: Hundreds Attend Tryouts ---- With so many children counting on him, Santa knew it was time to make the move to a more reliable Japanese manufacturer. And, even after admitting that the change was necessary, he did express concern over his ability to shout,"Now Toshio! now Yoshio! now Hiroko and Yoshiko! On Akio! On Kunio! On Tadashi and Noboru!" with the same vim and vigor as before ...

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from davidprahl wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

The deer quickly changed their bedding patterns when they realized that firearms cannot be discharged within 50 feet of a roadway.

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from Fisherdink wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

Yen on the move, but the bucks stop here

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from Undercurrent wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

You thought taking your herd shopping for back to school supplies was rough,try waitng for an empty buss with this herd.

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from Justin Belt wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

You should see the same street during the rut. It gets wilder than Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras.....

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from VAHunter540 wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

Man I am just plain old Sika all these deer.

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from FlyBorchetti wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

The lines for this year's North Pole's Got Talent auditions are out of control.

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from FlyBorchetti wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

And, people wondered why they named this street Estrus Boulevard.

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from FlyBorchetti wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

Meanwhile, in Canada...

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from Hunter_Fass wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

I bet everyone thought those deer were alive, NOPE. . .Chuck Testa has taken taxidermy to a whole new level.

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from jmaxmazz wrote 33 weeks 4 days ago

The line for auditions for the role of Rudolph gets longer every year...

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from seth trudeau wrote 33 weeks 4 days ago

I think that telephone pole over there would hold my climber.

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from gxx9sdb wrote 33 weeks 4 days ago

Ever since the tsunami, chipmunks near the Fukushima bust stop have been acting a bit strange.

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from seth trudeau wrote 33 weeks 4 days ago

Good luck hunting scrapes here.

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from seth trudeau wrote 33 weeks 4 days ago

just 150 feet this way of the street and I can shoot them.

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from seth trudeau wrote 33 weeks 4 days ago

you know! I think I might just pop out of the sewer hole and shoot one!

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from seth trudeau wrote 33 weeks 4 days ago

Where should I setup my trail camera?

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from seth trudeau wrote 33 weeks 4 days ago

I'm going to China for my next Red Stag hunt! Forget Scotland
Or Switzerland.

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from gxx9sdb wrote 33 weeks 4 days ago

Oh Deer!

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from commtechsince76 wrote 33 weeks 4 days ago

In the good ole days we could cross the border in the woods ,now we have to wait forever since the 8ft fence went up.

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from AAM wrote 33 weeks 4 days ago

These deer hope none of the city folks know it's opening day.

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from Gary Devine wrote 33 weeks 4 days ago

It must be deer season because the deer know there is no hunting inside the city limits.

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from Tkrum31 wrote 33 weeks 4 days ago

With all the deforestation around the world deer in Japan decided to get together and take some back.

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from buckhunter wrote 33 weeks 4 days ago

Lost in translation was the fact bus tickets to Tokyo were 100 yen, not 100 bucks.

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from BubbaK wrote 33 weeks 4 days ago

Taking customer service to a whole new level, the Japanese government arranges for the deer to come to the hunters!

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from BubbaK wrote 33 weeks 4 days ago

No longer content to jump out in front of cars in remote areas, a group of suicidal deer decided to chase those dang cars into town!

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from bucksducks wrote 33 weeks 4 days ago

It was time for evening prayer and there seemed to be an indifference as to which direction Mecca lies.

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from peppeli wrote 33 weeks 4 days ago

Why is the 5 always crowded with animals?!

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from tanderson wrote 33 weeks 4 days ago

"Breaking News: Accident involving overturned 18 wheeler carrying a heavy load of peanut butter and corn shuts down two lanes of traffic for days on end."

"In unrelated news, extreme increases of deer population crowding local streets has created city wide pandemonium. City officials are at their ropes end trying to pinpoint the cause of all the chaos."

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from rkimminau wrote 33 weeks 3 days ago

Wildlife encroaching on human habitat.

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from rfleer87 wrote 33 weeks 3 days ago

Mom and Dad I found some pets to bring home.

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from rfleer87 wrote 33 weeks 3 days ago

Is it deer season yet

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from rfleer87 wrote 33 weeks 3 days ago

I didn't know it was a sport to raise that many deer

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from Fruguy101 wrote 33 weeks 3 days ago

Known for its innovation on many fronts, Japan is the first to attempt an urban deer ranch.

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from Jcc wrote 33 weeks 3 days ago

How long have you been waiting in line for the new Field and Stream store in cranberry twp Pa to open?

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from kansasjeff wrote 33 weeks 3 days ago

In a word:

"Nani?!"

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from cullumaw wrote 33 weeks 3 days ago

This year Japan will be tapping into an all new demographic with "Japans Got Talent - Stag Edition". They are lining up all over town.

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from Williamk8987 wrote 33 weeks 3 days ago

As seen in this video. Hunting isn't cruel to animals. Animals are cruel to societies that fail control and contain the animal population.

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from schwechel wrote 33 weeks 3 days ago

I told you not to get them wet! At least it looks like you haven't feed them after midnight.

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from Diane Boyle-Mather wrote 33 weeks 2 days ago

Santa is having try-outs for his team

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from Diane Boyle-Mather wrote 33 weeks 2 days ago

Where the deer are once hunting season starts

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from Bioguy01 wrote 33 weeks 2 days ago

Ok, very funny! Who moved the deer crossing sign to the middle of town? (goes with this video www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI8UPHMzZm8)

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from Shane Kirby wrote 33 weeks 2 days ago

Hey uhh... so that Deer attractant you bought last week. Somehow it wound up in my travel bag here in Japan... and you're not gonna believe this...

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from haverodwilltravel wrote 33 weeks 2 days ago

"Today in Japan protestors demanded that Sushi, Sashimi and Kobe Beef remain the only National Foods."

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from haverodwilltravel wrote 33 weeks 2 days ago

"Today in Japan protestors demanded that Sushi, Sashimi and Kobe Beef remain the only National Foods."

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from BAM wrote 33 weeks 2 days ago

Hundreds turn out for the long awaited premier of "Bambi v/s Godzilla, Not Just Another Little Buck Stick" clogging downtown streets and forcing city and game officials to come up with a solution to the gagging odors and the onset of an early rut.

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from Jake_PA wrote 33 weeks 2 days ago

Japan locals begin leasing out roadside property. Offering a five for one deal.

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from WillardJr wrote 33 weeks 2 days ago

For years I've said "The deer all take a bus to town on opening day" - now I've got the proof!

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from deadeyedick wrote 33 weeks 2 days ago

Whew, I'm sure glad the ruts over for this year.

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from CajunCountry wrote 33 weeks 2 days ago

A North Pole flat tire.

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from DesertWalker wrote 33 weeks 2 days ago

I told you that we shouldn't have used those salt licks to melt the snow!

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from TannerLindt wrote 33 weeks 2 days ago

One deer:"What did I tell you? This was a private party for a 'few' friends. You just had to go and invite everyone." Another deer: "I didn't invite them. I just told them where we were going and when we would be there."

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from WillardJr wrote 33 weeks 2 days ago

Jolene! Don't take your buck to town...

(C'mon, sing it - you know the words!)

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from Rgw3 wrote 33 weeks 1 day ago

Local deer joining the occupy movement in protest of more factory and less Cervidae jobs.

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from AK wrote 33 weeks 1 day ago

In an effort to conserve on fuel, people take to deer riding as a means of transportation. The city has yet to install adequate and humane deer racks for street parking.

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from jvf wrote 33 weeks 1 day ago

Recess at the Road Crossing academy

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from jvf wrote 33 weeks 1 day ago

It's a Rack Mob!

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from Sureshot516 wrote 33 weeks 1 day ago

Customers lining up for the latest Apple product release

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from sgtsly wrote 33 weeks 1 day ago

This is where the sign is, so we have to line-up to cross here.

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from sgtsly wrote 33 weeks 1 day ago

They line up two days erly for the new Bambi anime.

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from sgtsly wrote 33 weeks 1 day ago

Casting call for "Cabela's Big Game Hunter 2014" was swamped.

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from sgtsly wrote 33 weeks 1 day ago

No hunting within city limits.

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from Kflix22 wrote 33 weeks 22 hours ago

Tokyo News @ 5

THIS JUST IN: Local soup lines overwhelmed after down sizing of Santa's transportation division.

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from Gator7777 wrote 33 weeks 20 hours ago

Must be the first day of Japans gun 10 day deer season

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from abrandt2479 wrote 33 weeks 17 hours ago

WANTED: Enthueastic deer hunters willing to resolve Japan's recent outbreak of The Walking Dead extra's cast party.

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from abrandt2479 wrote 33 weeks 17 hours ago

Word of the salt truck roll-over in town spread fast....

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from gxx9sdb wrote 33 weeks 11 hours ago

So THIS is where all the deer go on the first day of hunting season!

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from MaxPower wrote 33 weeks 5 hours ago

"Eat our relatives huh? Maybe a little non-violent resistance will learn ya."

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from woodpecker wrote 33 weeks 3 hours ago

Never mind that just watch where you walk.

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from woodpecker wrote 33 weeks 3 hours ago

Well a couple of years back they showed the triple x version of Bambi at the local drive in and the next thing you know it was WAM, BAM, DOME ARREGOTTO GISARRIE MUST MAAM.

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from dkoboldt wrote 33 weeks 2 hours ago

Peaceful demonstration inadvertently bolsters support for urban deer hunting.

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from iammaxwell wrote 32 weeks 6 days ago

New species discovered: Odocoileus Gremlin, just add water.

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from iammaxwell wrote 32 weeks 6 days ago

The line for the midnight showing of "The Revenge of Bambi"

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from Undercurrent wrote 32 weeks 6 days ago

bucks to the left, bucks to the right and your the only herd in town

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from Danny Hall wrote 32 weeks 6 days ago

Got gravy?

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from woodpecker wrote 32 weeks 6 days ago

The impact of the triple X version of Bambi, which was shown two years ago in this area has been credited with the population explosion. Disney officials are quoted as saying No Way.

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from emcfee wrote 32 weeks 6 days ago

They think we are cute now, but wait until they see the "chocolate" mess we leave behind!

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from erwincrna wrote 32 weeks 6 days ago

Okay guys, when I give the signal we start the flash herd. No one will suspect a thing!

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from kea428 wrote 32 weeks 5 days ago

In an effort to lobby for stricter gun control laws, local deer union 1115 stage a sit-in near the offices of their congressional representatives

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from Redford wrote 32 weeks 5 days ago

Next episode of Excaliber's Deer City Japan, Uncle Millie hangs his climber on the 43rd street light pole, Steve Gruber puts his pop up by the bus-stop in search of Sitka Deer, can they pull it off?

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from Michael R. McGovern wrote 31 weeks 5 days ago

Around here Sunday means two things: Free Parking, and No hunting.

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from huxiiihammer wrote 31 weeks 4 days ago

I think I found a light pole my climber will work on for opening day!!!

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from WHOSURDAD wrote 31 weeks 20 hours ago

I must be hard of hearing. I swear you said meet me at the bus stop not the "buck stop.

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from WHOSURDAD wrote 31 weeks 20 hours ago

The auditions for the lead in "Bambi does China" wrapped all the way around the block.

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from WHOSURDAD wrote 31 weeks 20 hours ago

Whitetail Specialties new food plot supplement that was tested in China with wonderful results is called "Concrete Jungle".

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from Bucks and Clucks wrote 30 weeks 6 days ago

What we all wish Occupy Wall Streethad been like.

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from glenn noel wrote 30 weeks 9 hours ago

wow! were did all the cars and people come from i cant get any sleep here!!!

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from Mark Harrington wrote 28 weeks 1 day ago

Is that our bus?
Why didn't it stop?
Wait, is this our bus?
Hey, it didn't stop.
When is our bus coming?
Mom, Dad poked with his antlers again!
That's it Martha, I going to walk home.

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from MattM37 wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

I'm not even going to try. Tablow or cdnhunter deserve the prize. Tickets to the reindeer games, baiting for Godzilla season ... first time I've ever laughed out loud reading one of these contests.

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from VAHunter540 wrote 33 weeks 5 days ago

Close your eyes and imagine the Blues Brothers knocking this one out......

Rollin Rollin Rollin

Move 'em on head' em up
Head 'em up move' em up
Move 'em on head' em up
Rawhide

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