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Practical jokes at deer camp

Uploaded on March 26, 2009

I need some new ideas for a good practical joke to play on my deer camp members this fall. The old bear gag does not work anymore. Some suggestions would be nice thanks.

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from victorytw228 wrote 5 years 3 weeks ago

I dont know what the old bear gag is but i like to take empty rifle bullets and throw them in the fire when everyone is watching! They cant see that they are shot so everyone runs! pretty funny. I got some sour corn put by my air conditioner vent this year, my truck smelled horrible for a month! also putting deer testicles inside the gas cap door is always fun (not in the tank but just inside the door).

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from buckhunter wrote 5 years 3 weeks ago

Sneak the testicles in your buddies hunting coat pocket. He'll find them sooner or later.

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from huntcamp wrote 5 years 3 weeks ago

Bear gag is thursday before opening gun season. After bar at about 1 am. Some people always want to check to see if there are any salmon or trout running in the creek. They go down and we follow. When time is right we start making noise. they always think it is a bear and start running. No alcohol involved lol.

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from UPJones wrote 4 years 43 weeks ago

This past gun season one of my friends & I got to camp earlier than everyone else. My buddy and I painted another member's blind (interior only)the most beautiful shade of hot pink. He was quite surprised with our remodeling job. I'm waiting for him to take his revenge...

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from Jere Smith wrote 4 years 43 weeks ago

UPJ be careful what you ask for!

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from bucksnort chillcoot wrote 4 years 41 weeks ago

choose one of the chocolate type energy bars. ones that are moldable. shape into turd sizes, depending on what size animal you are arguing about--fox or coyote for example. have a rookie in tow, have a expert in tow, find the turds, then argue 'bout what kind of animal left the droppings behind with you and the other scatologist expert, by tasting and eating the "turd".. clif bars are good and look very real.

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 4 years 41 weeks ago

Some of those chocolate covered raisins look a lot like elk turds, too!

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from Big C wrote 4 years 39 weeks ago

I like the turd idea!! Be careful not to take the joke too far so that it ruins anyones hunt though. Sometimes I think people get out of hand and it upsets people if they are serious hunters.

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from huntcamp wrote 4 years 39 weeks ago

My hunting mates tried the chocolate covered raisons on me once, beat them to it. Noticed some odd looking turds, so naturally I looked closer. The people who put them down were right next to me and before they could say anything I ate one. i think it would work better with low light. Have a duzzy planned this year. All I can say it involves a stripper. Not the kind you are thinking. I will let you how it went after.

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from Wonko wrote 4 years 36 weeks ago

I know in the club I used to be in we had racks that everyone would put their shootguns in at night, the rule of course was unloaded, action open. There was always someone that would forget, so one of the old timers would take the shells out and remove the pellets, leaving the powder and wading, basically making a shoot gun blank, then just reload the gun and wait for the next day and watch as the offender would try to figure out why he couldn't hit a deer with three double 00 buck shot.

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from jtboles wrote 4 years 35 weeks ago

If you are in a warmer area especialy dry areas where there are snakes all over tie a rubber snake with 4 lbs. test fishing line and hide it somewhere near the fire pit and when everyone gets comfy sloly start dragging the snake thru camp and let the chaos begin. One warnng tho its a good way to get a rubber snake thrown or kicked into the fire.

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from Hunt_Hard wrote 4 years 35 weeks ago

Replace the deer or cover scent with woman perfume.

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from hunterG wrote 4 years 32 weeks ago

Put a Renzo's deer decoy 150 yards in front of your buddies blind the night before the gun opener. He'll blast away at first light. The decoy will still be functional after it gets shot.

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from 14maddoxc wrote 4 years 32 weeks ago

Take the first ladder out of his tree stand! Throw it the bushes though or he might get really pissed!

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from ewessel1 wrote 4 years 30 weeks ago

This is one for you all to try out. Before bed one night, or once they go to sleep, secretly set the alarm clock of the person you're playin the joke on ahead a couple of hours. They'll get up, get ready, may try to wake you up(while you snooze or "sleep in"). Eventually, they'll hop in their truck and figure out it's a couple hours early. Warning!!, this can really upset some. I've seen it done. But, it's hillarious if you have a large camp and like to have a good joke.
My brother-in-law stayed up havin a good time one night at camp and pulled this one on me and one of my buddies as we were sound asleep. We got up, got dressed and went to the truck. We were gullable, and also tired that morning huntin. Enough said

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from sgaredneck wrote 4 years 30 weeks ago

I've seen shampoo replaced with nair hair remover....I've seen things done with roadkill.....roadkill on the exhaust manifold of a truck, in the foot of a sleeping bag......in the seat of someone's stand......

I had someone put a blow-up doll in my stand.....lots of funny things have wound up in peoples' deer stands here.

replacing mouthwash with ...you name it......

Whatever you do, make sure you are doing the joke to someone who can take it. There is a fine line between funny and mean. The nair one (not my doing) went really wrong. It was funny years later though.

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from steve182 wrote 4 years 30 weeks ago

A Gorrilla or Yeti costume in front of the trail-cam is a good one though we've yet to follow through.

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from steve182 wrote 4 years 30 weeks ago

black shoe polish on the binocs, resulting in Raccoon eyes, is a good one.

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from Cgull wrote 4 years 30 weeks ago

If a new hunter is in one of us will tie a rubber snake to the hunters blind door with mono. When the hunter opens the door the snake pops out and we all get a lol

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from nebfrost wrote 4 years 28 weeks ago

Sneak into your hunting buddy's call bag and pull out the trusty grunt call and tape the reed down. Or as I have done to my brother the past year slide a cotton ball in the call and watch him blow like crazy works good, if you have him show you how to use the call correctly. LOL still is funny a year later.

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from MOOREBUCKS wrote 4 years 28 weeks ago

OUR BUNCH LIKES TO GO TO EACH OTHERS TRAIL CAMERAS AND HAVE IT TAKE PICTURES OF VARIOUS BODY PARTS . BE SURE TO WEAR A DISGUISE OR BE CAREFUL NOT TO GIVE A FACE SHOT THOUGH. PRETTY FUNNY, ESPECIALLY IF YOU CAN BE THERE WHEN HE VIEWS HIS PICTURES.

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from Armchair Mike wrote 4 years 27 weeks ago

At one camp I know of, someone leaving a live rattlesnake on the porch resulted in a ban on practical jokes. The target thought the snake was dead and posed there. When he reached for it, only the angry rattling saved him from a bite.

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from buckhuntr wrote 4 years 27 weeks ago

I might have to try the one about painting the inside of the blind. good ideas fellas!! i laughed outloud on a few of em

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from matt mcferran wrote 4 years 27 weeks ago

Got to get this one the night before... cut off bottom 3 inches of a water bottle, fill with water, and carefully place in the visor of the victims pick-up - any bump or a good stop with leave your buddy with a lap full of water.

Also, icy hot on the inside of the cap band can make a guy reallly mad.

Also try putting a few drops of fox or coon pee on hat brim, will smell that funk all day and never figure it out.

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from rblock wrote 4 years 27 weeks ago

One of my friends deficated in front of my archery target one time. I almost stepped in it when I went to get my arrows. Some other members locked a ball in chain to a guys leg while he was asleep. Wish I was there but it was years ago.

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from rackxmaster4 wrote 4 years 27 weeks ago

If one of your buddies is dumb enough to leave his boots outside ona real cold night take and fill your buddies boots up with either urine or water. When he wakes up his boots will be frozen solid.. I guarantee he wont do it again.

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from kulker6 wrote 4 years 24 weeks ago

One of my favs, is taking an empty dear pee bottle, boiling it well then filling it with rootbeer or drink of choice. Sometime during the evening card game intentionally lose a bet that requires you to drink the buck piss. The faces of your friends will be well worth the effort.

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from buckshot89 wrote 4 years 23 weeks ago

a few years ago, i took oragel and lined the rim of my dad and brother's coffee cups...

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from steve182 wrote 4 years 30 weeks ago

black shoe polish on the binocs, resulting in Raccoon eyes, is a good one.

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from victorytw228 wrote 5 years 3 weeks ago

I dont know what the old bear gag is but i like to take empty rifle bullets and throw them in the fire when everyone is watching! They cant see that they are shot so everyone runs! pretty funny. I got some sour corn put by my air conditioner vent this year, my truck smelled horrible for a month! also putting deer testicles inside the gas cap door is always fun (not in the tank but just inside the door).

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from UPJones wrote 4 years 43 weeks ago

This past gun season one of my friends & I got to camp earlier than everyone else. My buddy and I painted another member's blind (interior only)the most beautiful shade of hot pink. He was quite surprised with our remodeling job. I'm waiting for him to take his revenge...

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from Hunt_Hard wrote 4 years 35 weeks ago

Replace the deer or cover scent with woman perfume.

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from hunterG wrote 4 years 32 weeks ago

Put a Renzo's deer decoy 150 yards in front of your buddies blind the night before the gun opener. He'll blast away at first light. The decoy will still be functional after it gets shot.

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from steve182 wrote 4 years 30 weeks ago

A Gorrilla or Yeti costume in front of the trail-cam is a good one though we've yet to follow through.

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from Cgull wrote 4 years 30 weeks ago

If a new hunter is in one of us will tie a rubber snake to the hunters blind door with mono. When the hunter opens the door the snake pops out and we all get a lol

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from nebfrost wrote 4 years 28 weeks ago

Sneak into your hunting buddy's call bag and pull out the trusty grunt call and tape the reed down. Or as I have done to my brother the past year slide a cotton ball in the call and watch him blow like crazy works good, if you have him show you how to use the call correctly. LOL still is funny a year later.

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from MOOREBUCKS wrote 4 years 28 weeks ago

OUR BUNCH LIKES TO GO TO EACH OTHERS TRAIL CAMERAS AND HAVE IT TAKE PICTURES OF VARIOUS BODY PARTS . BE SURE TO WEAR A DISGUISE OR BE CAREFUL NOT TO GIVE A FACE SHOT THOUGH. PRETTY FUNNY, ESPECIALLY IF YOU CAN BE THERE WHEN HE VIEWS HIS PICTURES.

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from Armchair Mike wrote 4 years 27 weeks ago

At one camp I know of, someone leaving a live rattlesnake on the porch resulted in a ban on practical jokes. The target thought the snake was dead and posed there. When he reached for it, only the angry rattling saved him from a bite.

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from huntcamp wrote 5 years 3 weeks ago

Bear gag is thursday before opening gun season. After bar at about 1 am. Some people always want to check to see if there are any salmon or trout running in the creek. They go down and we follow. When time is right we start making noise. they always think it is a bear and start running. No alcohol involved lol.

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from bucksnort chillcoot wrote 4 years 41 weeks ago

choose one of the chocolate type energy bars. ones that are moldable. shape into turd sizes, depending on what size animal you are arguing about--fox or coyote for example. have a rookie in tow, have a expert in tow, find the turds, then argue 'bout what kind of animal left the droppings behind with you and the other scatologist expert, by tasting and eating the "turd".. clif bars are good and look very real.

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from Big C wrote 4 years 39 weeks ago

I like the turd idea!! Be careful not to take the joke too far so that it ruins anyones hunt though. Sometimes I think people get out of hand and it upsets people if they are serious hunters.

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from jtboles wrote 4 years 35 weeks ago

If you are in a warmer area especialy dry areas where there are snakes all over tie a rubber snake with 4 lbs. test fishing line and hide it somewhere near the fire pit and when everyone gets comfy sloly start dragging the snake thru camp and let the chaos begin. One warnng tho its a good way to get a rubber snake thrown or kicked into the fire.

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from 14maddoxc wrote 4 years 32 weeks ago

Take the first ladder out of his tree stand! Throw it the bushes though or he might get really pissed!

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from sgaredneck wrote 4 years 30 weeks ago

I've seen shampoo replaced with nair hair remover....I've seen things done with roadkill.....roadkill on the exhaust manifold of a truck, in the foot of a sleeping bag......in the seat of someone's stand......

I had someone put a blow-up doll in my stand.....lots of funny things have wound up in peoples' deer stands here.

replacing mouthwash with ...you name it......

Whatever you do, make sure you are doing the joke to someone who can take it. There is a fine line between funny and mean. The nair one (not my doing) went really wrong. It was funny years later though.

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from buckhuntr wrote 4 years 27 weeks ago

I might have to try the one about painting the inside of the blind. good ideas fellas!! i laughed outloud on a few of em

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from buckhunter wrote 5 years 3 weeks ago

Sneak the testicles in your buddies hunting coat pocket. He'll find them sooner or later.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Jere Smith wrote 4 years 43 weeks ago

UPJ be careful what you ask for!

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from WA Mtnhunter wrote 4 years 41 weeks ago

Some of those chocolate covered raisins look a lot like elk turds, too!

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from huntcamp wrote 4 years 39 weeks ago

My hunting mates tried the chocolate covered raisons on me once, beat them to it. Noticed some odd looking turds, so naturally I looked closer. The people who put them down were right next to me and before they could say anything I ate one. i think it would work better with low light. Have a duzzy planned this year. All I can say it involves a stripper. Not the kind you are thinking. I will let you how it went after.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Wonko wrote 4 years 36 weeks ago

I know in the club I used to be in we had racks that everyone would put their shootguns in at night, the rule of course was unloaded, action open. There was always someone that would forget, so one of the old timers would take the shells out and remove the pellets, leaving the powder and wading, basically making a shoot gun blank, then just reload the gun and wait for the next day and watch as the offender would try to figure out why he couldn't hit a deer with three double 00 buck shot.

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from ewessel1 wrote 4 years 30 weeks ago

This is one for you all to try out. Before bed one night, or once they go to sleep, secretly set the alarm clock of the person you're playin the joke on ahead a couple of hours. They'll get up, get ready, may try to wake you up(while you snooze or "sleep in"). Eventually, they'll hop in their truck and figure out it's a couple hours early. Warning!!, this can really upset some. I've seen it done. But, it's hillarious if you have a large camp and like to have a good joke.
My brother-in-law stayed up havin a good time one night at camp and pulled this one on me and one of my buddies as we were sound asleep. We got up, got dressed and went to the truck. We were gullable, and also tired that morning huntin. Enough said

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from matt mcferran wrote 4 years 27 weeks ago

Got to get this one the night before... cut off bottom 3 inches of a water bottle, fill with water, and carefully place in the visor of the victims pick-up - any bump or a good stop with leave your buddy with a lap full of water.

Also, icy hot on the inside of the cap band can make a guy reallly mad.

Also try putting a few drops of fox or coon pee on hat brim, will smell that funk all day and never figure it out.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from rblock wrote 4 years 27 weeks ago

One of my friends deficated in front of my archery target one time. I almost stepped in it when I went to get my arrows. Some other members locked a ball in chain to a guys leg while he was asleep. Wish I was there but it was years ago.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from rackxmaster4 wrote 4 years 27 weeks ago

If one of your buddies is dumb enough to leave his boots outside ona real cold night take and fill your buddies boots up with either urine or water. When he wakes up his boots will be frozen solid.. I guarantee he wont do it again.

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from kulker6 wrote 4 years 24 weeks ago

One of my favs, is taking an empty dear pee bottle, boiling it well then filling it with rootbeer or drink of choice. Sometime during the evening card game intentionally lose a bet that requires you to drink the buck piss. The faces of your friends will be well worth the effort.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from buckshot89 wrote 4 years 23 weeks ago

a few years ago, i took oragel and lined the rim of my dad and brother's coffee cups...

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