


September 26, 2008
Chad Love: Great Outdoor Quotes
By Dave Hurteau & Chad Love
I need help from some of the more learned readers of F&S. What I need are great historical hunting and/or fishing quotes or verse. Think Isaac Walton or Peter Beckford type material. You know, the timeless stuff. Quotes from the 'Nuge - while entertaining - won't cut it.
Why, you ask? Interesting question, that.
I recently came into possession of a number of polished granite headstones. Now before you jump to any grave-robbing conclusions, I picked them up from an old building that used to be a monument company but is very soon going to be a pile of rubble. My plumber bought the property and told me I could scrounge anything I wanted. Imagine my surprise to find all these beautiful slabs of granite just lying around.
So I brought them home, much to my wife's chagrin. She flatly refused to allow me to scatter them through her flowerbeds. I thought it would be quirky and off-beat, but for some reason she considered it morbid and disturbing.
Since my reputation in the neighborhood is already a bit dodgy, I reluctantly agreed, but then hit on a great idea: I would find timeless quotes, inscribe them on the granite and place them strategically around our property! Even my wife agreed it was a pretty cool idea.
For example, this one is, which I found on Steve Bodio's excellent blog is going in front of my dog kennels: "Hee cannot be a gentleman whych loveth not a dogge" which comes from a 1555 book entitled "The Institucion of a Gentleman."
"Litera Scripta Manet" or "the written word endures" will be going on a slab placed outside my office window, while the Ben Johnson quote that hangs above the Shakespeare & Co. book store in Paris "Thou art alive still while thy book doth live and we have wits to read and praise to give" will be going in my front yard.
So I've got dogs, literature and books covered. Now I need some immortal hunting and/or fishing quotes. The kind of timeless, trenchant wisdom worthy of being etched forever into a block of solid granite and proudly displayed to the whole world, or at least to the mailman, the UPS driver and the guy who jogs by my house every day.
Any ideas?
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Thanks for all the great suggestions, guys.They are by turns hilarious, poetic, introspective and flat-out strange, which considering what I want to do with them is fitting...
Here lies Lester MoreFour shots from a 44No less no moreAnd in the same spirit;Here lies Chad LoveOn tombstones he did scoreSaid the wife nevermoreInto the pitHe did fitBy push or shove
Forgot!Heard this one this morning on the news: "Never mistake action for achievement!"Bubba
"Never brag about your dog until AFTER the hunt!" - Gene Hill"Rain 'fore seven(AM), quit 'fore 'leven(AM)." - my Dad. Don't know where he got it, but it works, mostly. Told a school chum once and he laughed. It quit raining about 9:30AM. It started back about 9:45AM, but it did quit for a short while!But, then my Dad had a million of 'em:"Hotter that an $11 cook stove.""Longer than a $3 clothes line.""She's cuter than a speckled pup under a red wagon!""He's about three turns tighter than tree bark!""He'd climb a greased pole backwards to tell a lie rather than stand flat footed on the ground and tell the truth."The one I'll probably always remember was about a cross-eyed fella that ran a business in my home town, "He's so cross-eyed, when he cries, the tears run down the back of his head!"I know, I know, mine are mostly minutia, but they mean something to me!Bubba
This quote did not orginate from a hunting situation, but we should all remember it."Aim small miss small"The Patriot
Eventually, all things merge into one, and a river runs through it. The river was cut by the world's great flood and runs over rocks from the basement of time. On some of the rocks are timeless raindrops. Under the rocks are the words, and some of the words are theirs.I am haunted by waters.Norman Maclean
"I stood deep within this glorious creation and in great reverence pondered: What hath God wrought?"-me
"we never fail when we try to do our duty, we always fail if we neglect to do it"Sir Robert Baden Powell"Courage does not always roar. Sometimes it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "I will try again tomarrow"RadmacherLove the posts keep up the good workJake
If God didn't want us eating animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food.
It's not about hunting or fishing, but you might need the reminder: "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned". This is either Biblical, by Bill Shakespeare, or Mark Twain...not real sure
something you need to know1 Drachm is = to 27 and 11/32 grains
Dough-nut give up a matchuntil the last shot is fired.dough-nut pull a gun over a fence, out of a boat or off a wagon, with the muzzle pointed toward you.dough-nut blame a gun or ammunition when poor shots are made."The Ideal is the flower garden of the mind, and very apt to run to weeds unless carefully attended to." Mrs. Oliphant.
Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'then you think. Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's sure crucial to know what it was.
God does not subtract from mans allotted time those hours spent hunting or fishing.
"You're gonna need a bigger boat..."
"The worst day of fishin' is a whole hell of a lot better than the best day of school!" - Ian Borchard
Also: Ed Zern (one of my favorites) robbed Mark Twain with his honesty quote.
I'm not sure who originated it, but the hunting quote most often directed at me is, "Dang. I think you missed."Sometimes, it's incorrectly stated as, "Dang. I think you missed. Again."
Hope you like one of those. Some of my favorites.
"No life is so happy and so pleasant as the life of the well-govern'd angler." - Izaak Walton
Fishing is a... discipline in the equality of men - for all men are equal before fish. ~Herbert Hoover
"The fish is not so much your quarry as your partner." - Arnold Gingrich
"Fly fishermen are born honest, but they get over it." - Ed Zern
"The trout do not rise in the cemetery, so you better do your fishing while you are still able." - Sparse Grey Hackle
"Fishing is not an escape from life, but often a deeper immersion into it..." Harry Middleton
"The angler forgets most of the fish he catches, but he does not forget the streams and lakes in which they are caught." - Charles K. Fox
its not bout huntin or fishin but its a goodin" 'If thou art worn and hard beset, With sorrows, that thou wouldst forget; If thou wouldst read a lesson, that will keep Thy heart from fainting and thy soul from sleep Go to the woods and hills! No tears Dim the sweet look that nature wears.' {from The Shepherd of the Hills}
A life dedicated to "the chase". Miles will often be hard. Success & failure. Humility & elation. Pain & gratification. Yet, gazing over life's shoulder, each hunting mile was a happy mile.
"to go with .22 or with the 30/06, that is the question."-some one in some place.
"If it's brown, it's down."said by pretty much every deer hunter during the final week of the season.
Happy Myles:Glad to see some Ruark got into the mix.This ones not about outdoors or hunting, but here goes."America wasn't won with a registered gun."-dunno
Theodore Roosevelt"The farther one gets into the wilderness, the greater is the attraction of its lonely freedom.""I recognize the right and duty of this generation to develop and use the natural resources of our land; but I do not recognize the right to waste them, or to rob, by wasteful use, the generations that come after us."
I remembered it!"My goal in life is to be the person my dog think I am."
Here's one of my favorites."In wilderness I sense the miracle of life, and behind it our scientific accomplishments fade to trivia."Charles A. Lindbergh
The best part of hunting, was the thinking about the going and the talking about it after you got back.Robert Ruark, The Old Man And The Boy(1953)
When you have shot one bird flying you have shot all birds flying. They are all different and they fly in different ways but the sensation is the same and the last one is as good as the first.Ernest HemingwayIs there some principal of nature which states that we never know the quality of what we have until it is gone?Herman Melville(My Personal Favorite)Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.Ernest Hemingway
"From My Cold Dead Hands!!!!"C. Hesston
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Sleep!There is hunting in heaven --Sleep safe till tomorrow.”William Carlos Williams
Oh, one of my favorites:"To kill something as great as a duck just to smell the gunpowder is a crime against nature."- Alan Liere
I know these are not fishing and hunting, but still:To trust is good. To not trust is better.To thine own self be true.The lady doth protest too much me thinks.
By the way, JC: I LOVE that movie & that quote, hell yeah! If you watch it enough times, you start noticing the mistakes...and that's when you're a TRUE jaws fan.
How about:"We do not hunt in order to kill; we kill in order to hunt."
"Give a man a fish and you've given him dinner; teach a man to fish and he'll be late for dinner." - unknown
"If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles." - Doug Larson
"they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment to explain their frustrations."Barack Obama on rural Pennsylvania
"Some men go to church and think about fishing, while others go fishing and think about God." - unknown
"Many men go fishing all their lives without knowing that it is not the FISH they are after." -Henry David Thoreau
"I've learned and forgotten countless times that life is a limited-time offer." - Bill Heavey
“...one must have a good pair of legs. If automobiles, elevators, and general laziness have not ruined your powers of locomotion, you may follow the dogs; otherwise, you had best stay at home.”Saxton Pope from hunting with a bow and arrowC'mon what's not to like? this would be perfect.CheersSBW
"A fisherman, though, takes a hangover as a matter of course - after a couple of hours of fishing, it goes away, all except the dehydration, but then he is standing all day in water."Norman Maclean, A River Runs Through It.
How does that saying go? "Someday I hope to be the man that my dog thinks I am."
"Y'all know me. You know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it's not gonna be pleasent. Bad fish. Not like going down to the pond and chasing bluegills and tommy cod. This shark, swallow you whole. No shakin', no tenderizin', down you go." - Quint, Jaws 1975.C'mon, what a great quote for a mock headstone
“Many of us are like the little boy we met trudging along a country road with a cat-rifle over his shoulder. 'What are you hunting, buddy?' we asked. 'Dunno, sir, I ain't seen it yet." Isn't this how it all starts?
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Thanks for all the great suggestions, guys.They are by turns hilarious, poetic, introspective and flat-out strange, which considering what I want to do with them is fitting...
Here lies Lester MoreFour shots from a 44No less no moreAnd in the same spirit;Here lies Chad LoveOn tombstones he did scoreSaid the wife nevermoreInto the pitHe did fitBy push or shove
Forgot!Heard this one this morning on the news: "Never mistake action for achievement!"Bubba
"Never brag about your dog until AFTER the hunt!" - Gene Hill"Rain 'fore seven(AM), quit 'fore 'leven(AM)." - my Dad. Don't know where he got it, but it works, mostly. Told a school chum once and he laughed. It quit raining about 9:30AM. It started back about 9:45AM, but it did quit for a short while!But, then my Dad had a million of 'em:"Hotter that an $11 cook stove.""Longer than a $3 clothes line.""She's cuter than a speckled pup under a red wagon!""He's about three turns tighter than tree bark!""He'd climb a greased pole backwards to tell a lie rather than stand flat footed on the ground and tell the truth."The one I'll probably always remember was about a cross-eyed fella that ran a business in my home town, "He's so cross-eyed, when he cries, the tears run down the back of his head!"I know, I know, mine are mostly minutia, but they mean something to me!Bubba
This quote did not orginate from a hunting situation, but we should all remember it."Aim small miss small"The Patriot
Eventually, all things merge into one, and a river runs through it. The river was cut by the world's great flood and runs over rocks from the basement of time. On some of the rocks are timeless raindrops. Under the rocks are the words, and some of the words are theirs.I am haunted by waters.Norman Maclean
"I stood deep within this glorious creation and in great reverence pondered: What hath God wrought?"-me
"we never fail when we try to do our duty, we always fail if we neglect to do it"Sir Robert Baden Powell"Courage does not always roar. Sometimes it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "I will try again tomarrow"RadmacherLove the posts keep up the good workJake
If God didn't want us eating animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food.
It's not about hunting or fishing, but you might need the reminder: "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned". This is either Biblical, by Bill Shakespeare, or Mark Twain...not real sure
something you need to know1 Drachm is = to 27 and 11/32 grains
Dough-nut give up a matchuntil the last shot is fired.dough-nut pull a gun over a fence, out of a boat or off a wagon, with the muzzle pointed toward you.dough-nut blame a gun or ammunition when poor shots are made."The Ideal is the flower garden of the mind, and very apt to run to weeds unless carefully attended to." Mrs. Oliphant.
Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'then you think. Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's sure crucial to know what it was.
God does not subtract from mans allotted time those hours spent hunting or fishing.
"You're gonna need a bigger boat..."
"The worst day of fishin' is a whole hell of a lot better than the best day of school!" - Ian Borchard
Also: Ed Zern (one of my favorites) robbed Mark Twain with his honesty quote.
I'm not sure who originated it, but the hunting quote most often directed at me is, "Dang. I think you missed."Sometimes, it's incorrectly stated as, "Dang. I think you missed. Again."
Hope you like one of those. Some of my favorites.
"No life is so happy and so pleasant as the life of the well-govern'd angler." - Izaak Walton
Fishing is a... discipline in the equality of men - for all men are equal before fish. ~Herbert Hoover
"The fish is not so much your quarry as your partner." - Arnold Gingrich
"Fly fishermen are born honest, but they get over it." - Ed Zern
"The trout do not rise in the cemetery, so you better do your fishing while you are still able." - Sparse Grey Hackle
"Fishing is not an escape from life, but often a deeper immersion into it..." Harry Middleton
"The angler forgets most of the fish he catches, but he does not forget the streams and lakes in which they are caught." - Charles K. Fox
its not bout huntin or fishin but its a goodin" 'If thou art worn and hard beset, With sorrows, that thou wouldst forget; If thou wouldst read a lesson, that will keep Thy heart from fainting and thy soul from sleep Go to the woods and hills! No tears Dim the sweet look that nature wears.' {from The Shepherd of the Hills}
A life dedicated to "the chase". Miles will often be hard. Success & failure. Humility & elation. Pain & gratification. Yet, gazing over life's shoulder, each hunting mile was a happy mile.
"to go with .22 or with the 30/06, that is the question."-some one in some place.
"If it's brown, it's down."said by pretty much every deer hunter during the final week of the season.
Happy Myles:Glad to see some Ruark got into the mix.This ones not about outdoors or hunting, but here goes."America wasn't won with a registered gun."-dunno
Theodore Roosevelt"The farther one gets into the wilderness, the greater is the attraction of its lonely freedom.""I recognize the right and duty of this generation to develop and use the natural resources of our land; but I do not recognize the right to waste them, or to rob, by wasteful use, the generations that come after us."
I remembered it!"My goal in life is to be the person my dog think I am."
Here's one of my favorites."In wilderness I sense the miracle of life, and behind it our scientific accomplishments fade to trivia."Charles A. Lindbergh
The best part of hunting, was the thinking about the going and the talking about it after you got back.Robert Ruark, The Old Man And The Boy(1953)
When you have shot one bird flying you have shot all birds flying. They are all different and they fly in different ways but the sensation is the same and the last one is as good as the first.Ernest HemingwayIs there some principal of nature which states that we never know the quality of what we have until it is gone?Herman Melville(My Personal Favorite)Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.Ernest Hemingway
"From My Cold Dead Hands!!!!"C. Hesston
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Sleep!There is hunting in heaven --Sleep safe till tomorrow.”William Carlos Williams
Oh, one of my favorites:"To kill something as great as a duck just to smell the gunpowder is a crime against nature."- Alan Liere
I know these are not fishing and hunting, but still:To trust is good. To not trust is better.To thine own self be true.The lady doth protest too much me thinks.
By the way, JC: I LOVE that movie & that quote, hell yeah! If you watch it enough times, you start noticing the mistakes...and that's when you're a TRUE jaws fan.
How about:"We do not hunt in order to kill; we kill in order to hunt."
"Give a man a fish and you've given him dinner; teach a man to fish and he'll be late for dinner." - unknown
"If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles." - Doug Larson
"they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment to explain their frustrations."Barack Obama on rural Pennsylvania
"Some men go to church and think about fishing, while others go fishing and think about God." - unknown
"Many men go fishing all their lives without knowing that it is not the FISH they are after." -Henry David Thoreau
"I've learned and forgotten countless times that life is a limited-time offer." - Bill Heavey
“...one must have a good pair of legs. If automobiles, elevators, and general laziness have not ruined your powers of locomotion, you may follow the dogs; otherwise, you had best stay at home.”Saxton Pope from hunting with a bow and arrowC'mon what's not to like? this would be perfect.CheersSBW
"A fisherman, though, takes a hangover as a matter of course - after a couple of hours of fishing, it goes away, all except the dehydration, but then he is standing all day in water."Norman Maclean, A River Runs Through It.
How does that saying go? "Someday I hope to be the man that my dog thinks I am."
"Y'all know me. You know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it's not gonna be pleasent. Bad fish. Not like going down to the pond and chasing bluegills and tommy cod. This shark, swallow you whole. No shakin', no tenderizin', down you go." - Quint, Jaws 1975.C'mon, what a great quote for a mock headstone
“Many of us are like the little boy we met trudging along a country road with a cat-rifle over his shoulder. 'What are you hunting, buddy?' we asked. 'Dunno, sir, I ain't seen it yet." Isn't this how it all starts?
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