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What is your favorite hunting quote or saying?

Question by Brittle. Uploaded on December 15, 2009

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from Clay Cooper wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

Watch this!

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from kyle wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

I know one that is not my favorite "If its brown its down" For some reason or another it makes me mad when I hear that.

One I like alot
Theres always next year.

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from NYhunter wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

"I can taste those back straps"!!!!!

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from kyle wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

The one that I always say, "Its not over till its over"

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from buckhunter wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

Shoot straight!

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from whitetailkjf wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

"billy missed. . . AGAIN"

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from Clay Cooper wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

Not a good idea slick!

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from Clay Cooper wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

Hey, is that Muzzleloader EPA Certified?

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from slothman wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

Take em boys!!!!

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from Drew Steven Knoop wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

Well I always love to hear Uncle Ted say "Where have we seen this before." But around here one i hear alot is hey hunny hold my beer while I shoot this buck.

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from Drew Steven Knoop wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

Or whenever I asked grandpa what to do in rough situations he would tell me to follow the three s's Shoot Shovel Shut up

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from Brittle wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

you look as happy as a dead pig in the sunshine

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from rudyglove27 wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

A veteran - whether active duty, retired, or national guard or reserve - is
someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check made payable to
"The United States of America," for an amount of "up to and including my life."

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from rudyglove27 wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

Yes, this is a good one!!!

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from Drew Steven Knoop wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.

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from Drew Steven Knoop wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

Never test the depth of the water with both feet. ;)

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from Clay Cooper wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

Had a fire fight we did!

Translation: Jack Rabbit or Coyote hitting the hillside at a full run at 300+ yards in front of 3 or more shooters!

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Telegraphed that one, you did!

Translation: Making a long shot farther than normal, extreme shooting!
__________________________

XRANS CANYON! Pronounced, TRANS CANYON!

Translation: Shooting across a canyon over well over 400 yards!
__________________________

Now that you knocked it down, how are you going to get it out!

Translation: Shooting something in the most hardest place to get it out such as the deepest canyon or so far back in you need a helicopter!

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from Drew Steven Knoop wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

“Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game.”

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from Clay Cooper wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

2am in the morning and the phone rings.

Hello!

Clay

Yes?

I'm stuck!

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from whitetailkjf wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

lift some wights your just feeding the coyotes with that puny bow

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from Silewski11 wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

"If it flies it dies"

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from Ontario Honker ... wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

I almost always hunt big game alone and I do talk to myself fairly regularly but I don't think that counts here. Usually it's to check on my hypothermia levels. "Weuuell, shiish abooot time aeeeh aeeeet suumsheeng."

Sooo... I guess my favorite "sayings" are to my dogs: "Skiiiit-em in there!!" "You got it ... bring it here."

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from The Armchair Ou... wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

“I should have told her that holding out for a big buck was just a way of trying to make the shooting matter as much after you have done plenty of it as it did when you started. Otherwise, taking the life out of a thing you could not make in ten million years would not be possible. You would have to stop hunting, and that is not possible, either.”

-Gary Sitton (writing as Jacob Bowers)

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from whitetailkjf wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

kill it 'n' grill it!

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from MLH wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

Damn tree! (when hunting grouse and woodcock)

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

"Brave, BACK!"

You waterfowlers would understand...

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from Big O wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

USE ENOUGH GUN ! (R. Ruark)

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from IanS wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

"You can't cook antlers but you can't hang meat on the wall"

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from country road wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

Oh, heck, Big O beat me to it. My next favorite is, "Take the shot you've got, you may not get another one."

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from steve182 wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

"Shoot straight" is commonly used at our camp. A close second would be the more profane "shoot that m*%&+% f*&$+%"

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from Sportsman21 wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

"Let the arrows fly so the meat can fry!!"

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from Cgull wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

Here comes a nice one.

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from shermanator wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

you can't eat the horns
was there milk on its lips
shoot straight
aim small miss small or is it big?

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from rudyglove27 wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

steve182,
LMAO, my uncle say that a lot, "that's a dead deer m*%&+% f*&$+%"...

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from Clay Cooper wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

SURE! I carry one in my hip pocket all the time!

Answering stupid questions from other hunters if I had extra somethingerather.One rolled his ATV and busted his stock and wanted to know if I had an extra stock

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from ableskeever wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

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from NM wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

The best time to hunt was just before you got here and right after you left.

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from Jeff4066 wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

"That's the right hill. The car's that way."

From an ex-friend, with a group misplaced in the mountains.

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from deerslayer1234 wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

"If it's brown it's down!''

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from matouse3 wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

You only get so many sunrises.

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from kyle wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

The first shot counts!!!!

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from 007 Deer Hunter wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

Never hunt by CEDAR....cause you won't CE-DEARE...lol

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from 007 Deer Hunter wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

Never hunt by CEDAR....cause you won't CE-DEARE...lol

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from crosshairy wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

I hunt not to kill, but to have not played golf.

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from 99explorer wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

Good one, crosshairy, a take-off on one of mine. I have two of them:
"One does not hunt in order to kill. One kills in order to have hunted." - Jose Ortega y Gasset
"...if there's one thing I despise it's a killer, some blood-crazed idiot that just goes around bam-bamming at everything he sees. A man who takes pleasure in death just for death's sake is rotten somewhere inside, and you'll find him doing things later in life that'll prove it." - Robert Ruark in "The Old Man and the Boy"

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from sduprey wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

hunting up in northern maine we get into some pretty thick softwoods..

Uncle Tim: "looks like two clip country...'course, first clips just to clear the brush"

Uncle Kenny: "spit out your tobacco boys, we're gunna need to chew our way through this patch"

Uncle Chris: after leaving the truck and returning 5 minutes later, "forget the guns boys, we're better off with baseball bats"

Lastly, a favorite from great uncle eben, who passed away, but used to love smoking cigars as he hunted: "what, this? hell this won't bother them at all. by the time they smell this it will be too late."

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from muskiemaster wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

"man you put the pow wow diddy ow on that critter." is one of my favorite to use. meaning you really dropped the hammer on that animal.

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from Tohopka wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

Why are the deer always there when I'm not?

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from PSEbowhunter wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

haha whenever ted nugents cat scratch fever comes on i replace it with back strap fever...haha so i guess backstrap fever is my favorite

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from blackdawgz wrote 2 years 13 weeks ago

"But once you heard Tom employ it on a flock of cautious Mallards, you would swear it was a personal presentation from the angel Gabriel." Gordon MacQuarrie

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from Keith Bridgman wrote 22 weeks 4 days ago

"There's more to fishing than catching fish..." an old axiom I learned from an old fishing partner of mine.

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from Clay Cooper wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

2am in the morning and the phone rings.

Hello!

Clay

Yes?

I'm stuck!

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from Clay Cooper wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

Watch this!

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from slothman wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

Take em boys!!!!

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from buckhunter wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

Shoot straight!

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from NM wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

The best time to hunt was just before you got here and right after you left.

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from kyle wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

The one that I always say, "Its not over till its over"

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from whitetailkjf wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

"billy missed. . . AGAIN"

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from Brittle wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

you look as happy as a dead pig in the sunshine

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from Drew Steven Knoop wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

Never test the depth of the water with both feet. ;)

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from Drew Steven Knoop wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

“Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game.”

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from whitetailkjf wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

kill it 'n' grill it!

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from Big O wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

USE ENOUGH GUN ! (R. Ruark)

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from kyle wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

I know one that is not my favorite "If its brown its down" For some reason or another it makes me mad when I hear that.

One I like alot
Theres always next year.

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from Clay Cooper wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

Hey, is that Muzzleloader EPA Certified?

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from Drew Steven Knoop wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

Well I always love to hear Uncle Ted say "Where have we seen this before." But around here one i hear alot is hey hunny hold my beer while I shoot this buck.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Drew Steven Knoop wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

Or whenever I asked grandpa what to do in rough situations he would tell me to follow the three s's Shoot Shovel Shut up

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from rudyglove27 wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

A veteran - whether active duty, retired, or national guard or reserve - is
someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check made payable to
"The United States of America," for an amount of "up to and including my life."

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from rudyglove27 wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

Yes, this is a good one!!!

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from Drew Steven Knoop wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from whitetailkjf wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

lift some wights your just feeding the coyotes with that puny bow

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Silewski11 wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

"If it flies it dies"

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from Ontario Honker ... wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

I almost always hunt big game alone and I do talk to myself fairly regularly but I don't think that counts here. Usually it's to check on my hypothermia levels. "Weuuell, shiish abooot time aeeeh aeeeet suumsheeng."

Sooo... I guess my favorite "sayings" are to my dogs: "Skiiiit-em in there!!" "You got it ... bring it here."

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from IanS wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

"You can't cook antlers but you can't hang meat on the wall"

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from country road wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

Oh, heck, Big O beat me to it. My next favorite is, "Take the shot you've got, you may not get another one."

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from steve182 wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

"Shoot straight" is commonly used at our camp. A close second would be the more profane "shoot that m*%&+% f*&$+%"

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Sportsman21 wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

"Let the arrows fly so the meat can fry!!"

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Cgull wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

Here comes a nice one.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from shermanator wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

you can't eat the horns
was there milk on its lips
shoot straight
aim small miss small or is it big?

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from rudyglove27 wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

steve182,
LMAO, my uncle say that a lot, "that's a dead deer m*%&+% f*&$+%"...

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from ableskeever wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

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from crosshairy wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

I hunt not to kill, but to have not played golf.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Tohopka wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

Why are the deer always there when I'm not?

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from NYhunter wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

"I can taste those back straps"!!!!!

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from Clay Cooper wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

Not a good idea slick!

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from Clay Cooper wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

Had a fire fight we did!

Translation: Jack Rabbit or Coyote hitting the hillside at a full run at 300+ yards in front of 3 or more shooters!

__________________________

Telegraphed that one, you did!

Translation: Making a long shot farther than normal, extreme shooting!
__________________________

XRANS CANYON! Pronounced, TRANS CANYON!

Translation: Shooting across a canyon over well over 400 yards!
__________________________

Now that you knocked it down, how are you going to get it out!

Translation: Shooting something in the most hardest place to get it out such as the deepest canyon or so far back in you need a helicopter!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from The Armchair Ou... wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

“I should have told her that holding out for a big buck was just a way of trying to make the shooting matter as much after you have done plenty of it as it did when you started. Otherwise, taking the life out of a thing you could not make in ten million years would not be possible. You would have to stop hunting, and that is not possible, either.”

-Gary Sitton (writing as Jacob Bowers)

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from MLH wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

Damn tree! (when hunting grouse and woodcock)

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from WA Mtnhunter wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

"Brave, BACK!"

You waterfowlers would understand...

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Clay Cooper wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

SURE! I carry one in my hip pocket all the time!

Answering stupid questions from other hunters if I had extra somethingerather.One rolled his ATV and busted his stock and wanted to know if I had an extra stock

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Jeff4066 wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

"That's the right hill. The car's that way."

From an ex-friend, with a group misplaced in the mountains.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from matouse3 wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

You only get so many sunrises.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from kyle wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

The first shot counts!!!!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from 007 Deer Hunter wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

Never hunt by CEDAR....cause you won't CE-DEARE...lol

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from 007 Deer Hunter wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

Never hunt by CEDAR....cause you won't CE-DEARE...lol

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from 99explorer wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

Good one, crosshairy, a take-off on one of mine. I have two of them:
"One does not hunt in order to kill. One kills in order to have hunted." - Jose Ortega y Gasset
"...if there's one thing I despise it's a killer, some blood-crazed idiot that just goes around bam-bamming at everything he sees. A man who takes pleasure in death just for death's sake is rotten somewhere inside, and you'll find him doing things later in life that'll prove it." - Robert Ruark in "The Old Man and the Boy"

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from sduprey wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

hunting up in northern maine we get into some pretty thick softwoods..

Uncle Tim: "looks like two clip country...'course, first clips just to clear the brush"

Uncle Kenny: "spit out your tobacco boys, we're gunna need to chew our way through this patch"

Uncle Chris: after leaving the truck and returning 5 minutes later, "forget the guns boys, we're better off with baseball bats"

Lastly, a favorite from great uncle eben, who passed away, but used to love smoking cigars as he hunted: "what, this? hell this won't bother them at all. by the time they smell this it will be too late."

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from muskiemaster wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

"man you put the pow wow diddy ow on that critter." is one of my favorite to use. meaning you really dropped the hammer on that animal.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from PSEbowhunter wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

haha whenever ted nugents cat scratch fever comes on i replace it with back strap fever...haha so i guess backstrap fever is my favorite

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from blackdawgz wrote 2 years 13 weeks ago

"But once you heard Tom employ it on a flock of cautious Mallards, you would swear it was a personal presentation from the angel Gabriel." Gordon MacQuarrie

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from Keith Bridgman wrote 22 weeks 4 days ago

"There's more to fishing than catching fish..." an old axiom I learned from an old fishing partner of mine.

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from deerslayer1234 wrote 2 years 22 weeks ago

"If it's brown it's down!''

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