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May 08, 2009

Merwin: Tales From The Boat Ramp

By John Merwin

So spring is here, and with it comes the boat-ramp follies. Those who trailer a fishing boat will know immediately what I mean. There are days when it seems that all the inept, hapless people in the world are concentrated at your favorite boat-launching spot. That’s where trailer-rigs are jackknifed on slippery ramps, pickup trucks slide or roll backward into the water, and where some thoughtless guy--having positioned his boat on the ramp--spends the next half hour getting it ready to launch while 15 other rigs wait in line, drivers grinding their teeth.

Busy boat ramps are high-stress places. Novices at trailer-boating approach the ramp in abject fear, knowing they are likely to screw up in front of a large audience when trying to back the trailer into the ramp’s narrow confines. That fear portends other disasters like forgetting to fasten a bow line and watching your newly launched boat drift on its own out into the harbor. Or forgetting to install the boat’s drain plug, which means the boat starts filling with water as it slides off the trailer. I have done most of these things and worse, but fortunately not more than once.

Everybody is a novice at boat-launching at one time or another. We all were. So be patient. If you see somebody having a difficult time, offer to help instead of simply getting mad because you have to wait. Years back when I first started all this, I had strangers help out when I was having difficulty backing up, for example. The help was a good thing, and eventually I learned how. Meanwhile, approach the boat ramp with a sense of humor, and you’ll find plenty to laugh at....

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from MB915 wrote 3 years 2 weeks ago

I think the picture above might be the lone instance of where, "A bad day on the water, beats a good day at work", is not true.

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from idahooutdoors wrote 3 years 2 weeks ago

Always good to have a mental checklist to go over in the parking lot as you get your boat ready, before you put it in the water. I also get irritated by waiting for people to load gear and coolers in their boat on the ramp vs in the parking lot. People need to find an open parking lot to practice backing up in, but I also remember the fear and hot flashes from my first attempts at backing a boat down a ramp with an audience.

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from rrmont wrote 3 years 2 weeks ago

If you go with a sense of humor it can be really funny to watch some of these people try and unload or load. There have been times that I almost peed myself, laughing so hard, watching some one.

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from buckhunter wrote 3 years 2 weeks ago

I've seen plenty of guys side swipe the dock while backing down. I've seen people tie the boat to the dock then back it in breaking off the cleat. My last dock encounter was a guy who backed his boat into the water then it would not start. He blocked a busy ramp for 45 mins trying to start his boat. (if I only had a gun).

My nemesis is the damn boat plug. There is no greater evil on the boat ramp. The silent part that cost $1.50. The evil thing about it is that your boat starts and runs just fine without it. All the while your slowly sinking to the bottom. You would think a part with such importance would have a safety switch.

As for the photo John. Watching a jet skier sink his truck at the boat ramp brings a little smile to my face.

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from jcarlin wrote 3 years 2 weeks ago

I've heard all kind of stories but haven't seen any of the big ones. A couple of years ago I pulled up to a pretty remote and icy ramp to see two guys stuck in a pickup trying to get it back up the ramp. I was getting my web and cable together to give them a hand when they got free. The conditions got them, not thier abilities. Well, judgement came into play too. Truck was 2 wheel drive and those were the wet wheels. I asked if they'd mind hold off on pushing off until I made it back up the ramp and they kindly obliged. I once saw a gentlemen pull away from the ramp dragging a stringer of crappie off his stern when some wit yelled "Is that how you scale them, now?"
Something's bound to happen to me some day, please be kind.

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 3 years 2 weeks ago

We used to picnic after work in the Spring at the local boat ramp. You can't buy that kind of entertainment! Seen it all! LMAO

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from buck hunter 17 wrote 3 years 2 weeks ago

if you help the novice person it helps him out and you can get your boat in the water faster also. it is a win win for both of you.

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from FloridaHunter1226 wrote 3 years 2 weeks ago

Sometimes the boat ramp can be just as good as your favorite comedian. Sometimes it gets so funny seing people trying to get their boats into the water and constantly having to pull up and back up again. I offer to help after getting my good share of laughs, but there was one time where one man was rude and would not even allow me to help. I think he was pissed because it took him another 30 minutes to launch.

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from woofbarkenarf wrote 3 years 2 weeks ago

I saw one guy at lake Roosevelt get in a hurry to clear the ramp...forgot to tie his boat to the trailer. The result was a 21 foot fiberglass inboard/outboard boat laying in the middle of the ramp! The dude was beside himself with grief and anger at himself. We decided to just use a different ramp, as he seemed a bit unapproachable at the time.

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from minigunner111 wrote 3 years 2 weeks ago

Can we get back to a "fishing" blog.

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from johnmerwin wrote 3 years 2 weeks ago

minigunner111:
Yes, on Monday. Anything in particular you'd like to hear about?

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 3 years 2 weeks ago

Saw a two guys dump a brand new 24' Grady-White with the drive down on the ramp at Mukilteo, WA once. I thought those two guys were going to shoot each other right there! Try winching that one back on the trailer!

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from dgbroox wrote 3 years 2 weeks ago

I could sit on the dock all day and watch the madness! What, no plug?!?!

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from dannyjs25 wrote 3 years 2 weeks ago

The saying goes a bad day on the water, not a bad one with your truck in the water. lol

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from j-johnson17 wrote 3 years 2 weeks ago

One word can sum up that picture...OOPS!!!!

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from nathan.grell wrote 3 years 2 weeks ago

I like to take my step son (6yrs old) fishing on the weekends and i always try to launch my boat as fast as i can and be safe about it, luckily the boat ramp i go to nobody minds helping me out because sometimes it can get rough with one person doing all the work.

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from renegades wrote 3 years 2 weeks ago

that got to suck.

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from CPT BRAD wrote 3 years 2 weeks ago

I fish with a bunch of guys that drive trucks for a living so when we went Friday and some JACK@$$ has his little Ford Escort parked in the backing lane and was actually fishing on the ramp they just backed around the car turned the 90 to hit the ramp and put her in. I'm not bad at backing myself but that feat was awesome. I've also been caught on a frozen ramp during duck season. No fun! But we got out and learned to bring 2 trucks and enough rope! Seeing the Jet Skis and truck in the water though well, PRICELESS!

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from steve182 wrote 3 years 1 week ago

Better him than me.

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from jbird wrote 3 years 1 week ago

Good pic. I love it when my wife tries to back the trailer down while I pull the boat on. She usually gets help though, funny how helpful fisherman are when a beautiful women's involved.

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from eaglerecon wrote 3 years 1 week ago

I remember the first day I took the good ole Conroy out on the river. Got her off the trailer, started, maneuvered to the courtesy dock and waited for the rest of my buddies to show up. Well about 5 minutes later the person with me said"Is the water supposed to be this high". I look and see that water is pooling above the carpet and then look at the cupholder and see the plug sitting there with a smirk on its face. Needless to say I jumped in plugged it and then cast off(she actually got up on a plane which was impressive) with the pump on. Eventually I realized it wasn't going to empty with just the pump; so I trailered it, let it drain, and plopped her back in. Then of all things it wouldn't start because it was overheating due to the fact that the entire river wasn't in my boat to cool it.--The two happiest days of a boat owners life are the days he buys his boat and the day he sells it.

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from gjpjunior wrote 3 years 1 week ago

My first day with my boat will always be with me. I pulled up to the launch and actually backed it is on the third try which I thought was good, but had to pull it right back out because I forgot to unstrap the boat. That was luck for me because I put the drain plug in the live well hole, after I go that fixed and put the boat back in the water I park my truck and went back to where the boat was beached to start it up a get going. FO rthe life of me I could not get the boat started and I was getting more and more embarrassed with each failing crank of the key. Finally one of the other boaters there offered to help me out and started the boat in two seconds. I had forgotten to check the kill switch. I can still hear them laughing as I pull away.

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from dontswallowyourgum wrote 3 years 1 week ago

man that pic is amazing...me and some family almost had a problem like tht a few years back...lucky my uncle had his f-250!

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from Rooki Fishr wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

I think u were confused which one was ur jetski.

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from woofbarkenarf wrote 3 years 2 weeks ago

I saw one guy at lake Roosevelt get in a hurry to clear the ramp...forgot to tie his boat to the trailer. The result was a 21 foot fiberglass inboard/outboard boat laying in the middle of the ramp! The dude was beside himself with grief and anger at himself. We decided to just use a different ramp, as he seemed a bit unapproachable at the time.

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from buck hunter 17 wrote 3 years 2 weeks ago

if you help the novice person it helps him out and you can get your boat in the water faster also. it is a win win for both of you.

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from rrmont wrote 3 years 2 weeks ago

If you go with a sense of humor it can be really funny to watch some of these people try and unload or load. There have been times that I almost peed myself, laughing so hard, watching some one.

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from buckhunter wrote 3 years 2 weeks ago

I've seen plenty of guys side swipe the dock while backing down. I've seen people tie the boat to the dock then back it in breaking off the cleat. My last dock encounter was a guy who backed his boat into the water then it would not start. He blocked a busy ramp for 45 mins trying to start his boat. (if I only had a gun).

My nemesis is the damn boat plug. There is no greater evil on the boat ramp. The silent part that cost $1.50. The evil thing about it is that your boat starts and runs just fine without it. All the while your slowly sinking to the bottom. You would think a part with such importance would have a safety switch.

As for the photo John. Watching a jet skier sink his truck at the boat ramp brings a little smile to my face.

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from FloridaHunter1226 wrote 3 years 2 weeks ago

Sometimes the boat ramp can be just as good as your favorite comedian. Sometimes it gets so funny seing people trying to get their boats into the water and constantly having to pull up and back up again. I offer to help after getting my good share of laughs, but there was one time where one man was rude and would not even allow me to help. I think he was pissed because it took him another 30 minutes to launch.

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from renegades wrote 3 years 2 weeks ago

that got to suck.

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from dontswallowyourgum wrote 3 years 1 week ago

man that pic is amazing...me and some family almost had a problem like tht a few years back...lucky my uncle had his f-250!

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from MB915 wrote 3 years 2 weeks ago

I think the picture above might be the lone instance of where, "A bad day on the water, beats a good day at work", is not true.

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from idahooutdoors wrote 3 years 2 weeks ago

Always good to have a mental checklist to go over in the parking lot as you get your boat ready, before you put it in the water. I also get irritated by waiting for people to load gear and coolers in their boat on the ramp vs in the parking lot. People need to find an open parking lot to practice backing up in, but I also remember the fear and hot flashes from my first attempts at backing a boat down a ramp with an audience.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from jcarlin wrote 3 years 2 weeks ago

I've heard all kind of stories but haven't seen any of the big ones. A couple of years ago I pulled up to a pretty remote and icy ramp to see two guys stuck in a pickup trying to get it back up the ramp. I was getting my web and cable together to give them a hand when they got free. The conditions got them, not thier abilities. Well, judgement came into play too. Truck was 2 wheel drive and those were the wet wheels. I asked if they'd mind hold off on pushing off until I made it back up the ramp and they kindly obliged. I once saw a gentlemen pull away from the ramp dragging a stringer of crappie off his stern when some wit yelled "Is that how you scale them, now?"
Something's bound to happen to me some day, please be kind.

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 3 years 2 weeks ago

We used to picnic after work in the Spring at the local boat ramp. You can't buy that kind of entertainment! Seen it all! LMAO

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from johnmerwin wrote 3 years 2 weeks ago

minigunner111:
Yes, on Monday. Anything in particular you'd like to hear about?

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 3 years 2 weeks ago

Saw a two guys dump a brand new 24' Grady-White with the drive down on the ramp at Mukilteo, WA once. I thought those two guys were going to shoot each other right there! Try winching that one back on the trailer!

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from dgbroox wrote 3 years 2 weeks ago

I could sit on the dock all day and watch the madness! What, no plug?!?!

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from dannyjs25 wrote 3 years 2 weeks ago

The saying goes a bad day on the water, not a bad one with your truck in the water. lol

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from j-johnson17 wrote 3 years 2 weeks ago

One word can sum up that picture...OOPS!!!!

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from nathan.grell wrote 3 years 2 weeks ago

I like to take my step son (6yrs old) fishing on the weekends and i always try to launch my boat as fast as i can and be safe about it, luckily the boat ramp i go to nobody minds helping me out because sometimes it can get rough with one person doing all the work.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from CPT BRAD wrote 3 years 2 weeks ago

I fish with a bunch of guys that drive trucks for a living so when we went Friday and some JACK@$$ has his little Ford Escort parked in the backing lane and was actually fishing on the ramp they just backed around the car turned the 90 to hit the ramp and put her in. I'm not bad at backing myself but that feat was awesome. I've also been caught on a frozen ramp during duck season. No fun! But we got out and learned to bring 2 trucks and enough rope! Seeing the Jet Skis and truck in the water though well, PRICELESS!

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from steve182 wrote 3 years 1 week ago

Better him than me.

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from jbird wrote 3 years 1 week ago

Good pic. I love it when my wife tries to back the trailer down while I pull the boat on. She usually gets help though, funny how helpful fisherman are when a beautiful women's involved.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from eaglerecon wrote 3 years 1 week ago

I remember the first day I took the good ole Conroy out on the river. Got her off the trailer, started, maneuvered to the courtesy dock and waited for the rest of my buddies to show up. Well about 5 minutes later the person with me said"Is the water supposed to be this high". I look and see that water is pooling above the carpet and then look at the cupholder and see the plug sitting there with a smirk on its face. Needless to say I jumped in plugged it and then cast off(she actually got up on a plane which was impressive) with the pump on. Eventually I realized it wasn't going to empty with just the pump; so I trailered it, let it drain, and plopped her back in. Then of all things it wouldn't start because it was overheating due to the fact that the entire river wasn't in my boat to cool it.--The two happiest days of a boat owners life are the days he buys his boat and the day he sells it.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from gjpjunior wrote 3 years 1 week ago

My first day with my boat will always be with me. I pulled up to the launch and actually backed it is on the third try which I thought was good, but had to pull it right back out because I forgot to unstrap the boat. That was luck for me because I put the drain plug in the live well hole, after I go that fixed and put the boat back in the water I park my truck and went back to where the boat was beached to start it up a get going. FO rthe life of me I could not get the boat started and I was getting more and more embarrassed with each failing crank of the key. Finally one of the other boaters there offered to help me out and started the boat in two seconds. I had forgotten to check the kill switch. I can still hear them laughing as I pull away.

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from Rooki Fishr wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

I think u were confused which one was ur jetski.

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from minigunner111 wrote 3 years 2 weeks ago

Can we get back to a "fishing" blog.

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