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June 19, 2009

Merwin: "Self-Defense" Cooking

By John Merwin

So I see by various recent postings that Dave Petzal is taking care of some sewing chores and Joe Cermele is hanging out in greasy spoons. This all got me thinking a little domestically, specifically about food and cooking. Are there any folks out there who can do more than just boil water? I happen to enjoy cooking and it’s a good thing I do.

Our late, great fishing editor Al McClane was as celebrated a chef as he was an angler. I once asked him why he’d learned to cook. His answer was deceptively simple: “self-defense,” he told me with a smile. Simply meaning that when confronted with warmed-over road kill at a lodge or back-of-beyond hash house, it was important to be able go back to camp and make something far better own your own.

So while packing for a camping/fishing trip up north this morning, I worked on the menu first. With a large pot and cast-iron frying pan, I’ll make linguine with white clam sauce (chopped clams, clam juice, butter, garlic, chopped onion, oregano, salt, crumbled bacon, and a little white wine). It’s easy and quick to make after a long afternoon on the river. I also look forward to it a lot more than I would a greasy cheeseburger at the local dive.

Making whatever yourself is also a good way to get things you just can’t have otherwise. I happen to love clams casino (pictured), which in Vermont is as rare as maple syrup in Georgia. So I recently conjured up--with considerable effort and not a little expense--some fresh littleneck clams that I chopped with various other things, topped with bacon, and broiled on the half-shell. They were all that I’d hoped for, and like other great foods made an otherwise bad day seem insignificant....

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from ingebrigtsen wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

Id put cooking under survival skills not selfdefence..:P
But its easy, u can get your favourite foods anytime u want. getting something edible out of what u find in the wild can be a real challenge too, a bit of herbology goes a long way. And it impresses the hell out of the ladies when u serve them the one of atleast 3 signature dishes u learn to cook to perfection, so it might get u laid too.. And if that ainth about survival then I dont know!!!:P

(i have a homemade spagettisauce recipy that has gotten me laid more times than i wanna admit!)

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from buckhunter wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

I hate to say it but I've shared a few camps with "people that cook". I like a good meal just as much as the next guy but when I'm in the woods I want it simple and quick. I don't want to waste a lot of valuable hunting and fishing time preparing for a big meal then cleaning it up afterwards.

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from seadog wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

It's all about the situation-there's a time & place for everything. I'm one of those "people that cook" but I don't usually bring that skill to the hunting camp. Like buckhunter said, quick & simple. I'll settle for vienna sausages if it gives me a little more time in a tree stand. On the other hand, I have something in common with ingebrigsten. I landed my beautiful wife partly because I could cook.

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from MLH wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

Love to cook, when I have the time. Still trying to learn some of my mom's special recipes - can't seem to get them just right.

I really miss traveling to the east coast because of all the great seafood. Reading you and Cermele on food has got me pining for another trip east. Though, I also have a strange yearning for a bit of southern flavor - Virginia ham. Must be for the salt.

There's a restaurant, a few miles from the Baltimore airport, that specializes in Maryland crab cakes. Best crab cakes I have had. Anyone know its name? Might be off Hammonds Ferry. Anyone have a favorite crab cake recipe?

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from MLH wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

ingebrigtsen - Does wine just happen to be an ingredient in all your signature dishes?

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from Joe_Cermele wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

I'm with Buck & Seadog. While I love to cook, I do most of my cooking in the winter when seasons are not at their peak. You know, a nice Saturday evening or some such when chili sounds right or when I pull some summer fish out of the freezer and do something fancy.

This time of year, I'm far more interested in spending my time out there fishing than preparing a good riverside meal. I come home and collapse with zero energy for a nice meal. Though I must say, I am suddenly in the mood to make clams casino.

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from steve182 wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

goodlooking Clams. I make Casinos all the time. Am lucky to be blessed with great cooks as parents so i learned to cook growing up. Also worked in the Resturaunts before i setled in my career and i learned a lot about food and bevs. At Camp my Dad is the Cook, but we have a few capable fill-ins(and a few not!). All in all we eat very well. My wife can cook her @** off too. Hard to belive i'm not fat

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from ingebrigtsen wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

Nope no wine in my cooking! Im of the K.I.S.S. people! KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID!!!!! and 4 u who never did cook a meal in your life here follows my simple homemade spagettisauce recipy:
Take half a garlic, skin it and finely chop, do the same with a regular onion, then add to the pot.. i use an iron pot and use bout 3/4 heat of any stove and put a spoonfull of butter and as much olive oil in it to "boil" the onions in.. swish the onion about till it becomes glassy (aka see through looking and soft) if it burns u use too much heat.. then add the minced meat about 800 grams and swish it about till its no longer red anywhere.. be sure to beat it down till its finely arranged and no big lumps.. and when the meat ir just right add about 2 spoonfulls of wheat flour and rotate in so all the fat in the pot is absorbed into the flour (u see no white anywhere) then add about a litre of water and about half a tin of tomato paste (u can use shelled and pitted canned tomatoes instead but for an even sauce i prefer paste and it keeps forever in the fridge and costs bubkiss)
(when its dark orange uve added enough) then get a spoon and add some salt and black finely ground pepper and let it boil up slowly.. then taste it.. is it good yet?? need more pepper?? more salt?? ad for flavour then pour over spagetti al dente and enjoy.. Any guy that can put together an ikea shelf can do it and if your considerably aloof of your dish (its just spagetti sweetie!!) and has flavoured it precicely u r gonna get laid unless u mess it up otherwise:D
this is just the basic recipy offcourse and u can swap ingredients and add some to make it your own, but its easy to do and cheap so u can make it over and over till u get it just right, and when u do the feemales are gonna be impressed:P and u will eat till u puke when u get it right yourself:P
But for that special evening where u really wanna impress make her a carbonara with the eggyoke served ontop in a half eggshell and a fine sprinkling of green herbs finely chopped over the plate..
Recipies found elsewhere..
peace out!!

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from 2Poppa wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

I sometimes hunt with a food science chef. It's a thrill to hunt with this guy ... his excitement for the deer hunt,the food and life in general.

I never know what he is going to bring to eat,it's always a surprise.He prepares most of it prior to leaving home, so preparation and cooking time is minimal at most.

I think it actually adds a little culinary favor and flavor to the hunt for the most part ...

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from Del in KS wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

If any of you guys like oysters on the half shell there's an oyster bar in Eustis Florida (near Orlando). It's called the "Oyster Trough" and it's a little redneck kind of place but the best oyster's on the half shell I have ever eaten (3 dozen). The Bud comes in a frosted mug and is mighty good on a hot day. Every time I go home to visit family a trip (or 2) to the trough is a must.

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from Del in KS wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

Cooking is somewhat of a pleasure to me. On pack in trips I have been the cook as long as others did the clean up.
BTW ingebritsen did you forget to ad Oregano to your sauce? Also I prefer extra virgin Olive oil in my recipe which is very simular to yours.

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from Del in KS wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

One other thing use al dente Vermacelli instead of regular spagetti noodles.

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from Hunter Savage wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

i love to cook and its easy to eat good in camp.i hunt out of a ridge pole tent a lot, so i make most of the food i eat prior to the season opening and vacuum seal and freeze it . than you just toss it in a cooler . and all you have to do is place it in boiling water to heat it up . clean up is easy a pan or two for the meat to go with a dish if called for and a few utensils . toss the paper plate in the Shepard's stove .

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from ingebrigtsen wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

Well i only use extra virgin olive oil so thats implied, and as i also said swap add etc. to the recipy to make it your own.. oregano isnt a must actually, when i cook it for myself only i add a hint of paprika powder, some chopped mushrooms and just a hint of red peppers too. and then i flavour it with a quick selection of whatever is in the spice rack and yes there is oregano too, but i also think some freshly chopped chives make a good add-to.. also if u put in some leftover boiled potatoe boats in the sauce then it makes them taste just scrumptious :P

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from FloridaHunter1226 wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

I love to cook and experiment with what I think will taste good together. I mean that is what a lot of cooking is, combine things together in a way that you think will taste good together. I love to cook game meat too and try and incorporate it into everyday meals. One thing I must admit however is that if I am cooking, I am definitely not cleaning... I love to make the mess but hate cleaning the dishes.

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from Koldkut wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

I'm with ingebrigtsen, I cook quite a bit, and when I was single, it landed me game that was out of my league, and even today, I'm married and a good meal is one sure way to light that fire up :)

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from seadog wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

All this cooking talk is making me hungry. I'll throw my 2 cents in on the oregano debate. I use basil instead of oregano. It's less pungent but it adds that green herb flavor. You guys got the oil right--Xtra virgin.

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from jbird wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

Love cookin myslelf. I'm usually the cook when it's hunting or fishing outdoors, and I like it. When my wife's there, I gladly hand over the spatula, she puts me to shame on everything except fried fish and ribs.

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from ingebrigtsen wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

And just so u aspiring chefs out there dont know what your missing then look at what u could land uf your cookingskills are there:P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ork-fVqJKMs

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from ingebrigtsen wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

Id put cooking under survival skills not selfdefence..:P
But its easy, u can get your favourite foods anytime u want. getting something edible out of what u find in the wild can be a real challenge too, a bit of herbology goes a long way. And it impresses the hell out of the ladies when u serve them the one of atleast 3 signature dishes u learn to cook to perfection, so it might get u laid too.. And if that ainth about survival then I dont know!!!:P

(i have a homemade spagettisauce recipy that has gotten me laid more times than i wanna admit!)

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from buckhunter wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

I hate to say it but I've shared a few camps with "people that cook". I like a good meal just as much as the next guy but when I'm in the woods I want it simple and quick. I don't want to waste a lot of valuable hunting and fishing time preparing for a big meal then cleaning it up afterwards.

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from seadog wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

It's all about the situation-there's a time & place for everything. I'm one of those "people that cook" but I don't usually bring that skill to the hunting camp. Like buckhunter said, quick & simple. I'll settle for vienna sausages if it gives me a little more time in a tree stand. On the other hand, I have something in common with ingebrigsten. I landed my beautiful wife partly because I could cook.

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from ingebrigtsen wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

Nope no wine in my cooking! Im of the K.I.S.S. people! KEEP IT SIMPLE STUPID!!!!! and 4 u who never did cook a meal in your life here follows my simple homemade spagettisauce recipy:
Take half a garlic, skin it and finely chop, do the same with a regular onion, then add to the pot.. i use an iron pot and use bout 3/4 heat of any stove and put a spoonfull of butter and as much olive oil in it to "boil" the onions in.. swish the onion about till it becomes glassy (aka see through looking and soft) if it burns u use too much heat.. then add the minced meat about 800 grams and swish it about till its no longer red anywhere.. be sure to beat it down till its finely arranged and no big lumps.. and when the meat ir just right add about 2 spoonfulls of wheat flour and rotate in so all the fat in the pot is absorbed into the flour (u see no white anywhere) then add about a litre of water and about half a tin of tomato paste (u can use shelled and pitted canned tomatoes instead but for an even sauce i prefer paste and it keeps forever in the fridge and costs bubkiss)
(when its dark orange uve added enough) then get a spoon and add some salt and black finely ground pepper and let it boil up slowly.. then taste it.. is it good yet?? need more pepper?? more salt?? ad for flavour then pour over spagetti al dente and enjoy.. Any guy that can put together an ikea shelf can do it and if your considerably aloof of your dish (its just spagetti sweetie!!) and has flavoured it precicely u r gonna get laid unless u mess it up otherwise:D
this is just the basic recipy offcourse and u can swap ingredients and add some to make it your own, but its easy to do and cheap so u can make it over and over till u get it just right, and when u do the feemales are gonna be impressed:P and u will eat till u puke when u get it right yourself:P
But for that special evening where u really wanna impress make her a carbonara with the eggyoke served ontop in a half eggshell and a fine sprinkling of green herbs finely chopped over the plate..
Recipies found elsewhere..
peace out!!

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from 2Poppa wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

I sometimes hunt with a food science chef. It's a thrill to hunt with this guy ... his excitement for the deer hunt,the food and life in general.

I never know what he is going to bring to eat,it's always a surprise.He prepares most of it prior to leaving home, so preparation and cooking time is minimal at most.

I think it actually adds a little culinary favor and flavor to the hunt for the most part ...

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from Del in KS wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

If any of you guys like oysters on the half shell there's an oyster bar in Eustis Florida (near Orlando). It's called the "Oyster Trough" and it's a little redneck kind of place but the best oyster's on the half shell I have ever eaten (3 dozen). The Bud comes in a frosted mug and is mighty good on a hot day. Every time I go home to visit family a trip (or 2) to the trough is a must.

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from ingebrigtsen wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

Well i only use extra virgin olive oil so thats implied, and as i also said swap add etc. to the recipy to make it your own.. oregano isnt a must actually, when i cook it for myself only i add a hint of paprika powder, some chopped mushrooms and just a hint of red peppers too. and then i flavour it with a quick selection of whatever is in the spice rack and yes there is oregano too, but i also think some freshly chopped chives make a good add-to.. also if u put in some leftover boiled potatoe boats in the sauce then it makes them taste just scrumptious :P

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from Koldkut wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

I'm with ingebrigtsen, I cook quite a bit, and when I was single, it landed me game that was out of my league, and even today, I'm married and a good meal is one sure way to light that fire up :)

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from ingebrigtsen wrote 2 years 47 weeks ago

And just so u aspiring chefs out there dont know what your missing then look at what u could land uf your cookingskills are there:P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ork-fVqJKMs

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from MLH wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

Love to cook, when I have the time. Still trying to learn some of my mom's special recipes - can't seem to get them just right.

I really miss traveling to the east coast because of all the great seafood. Reading you and Cermele on food has got me pining for another trip east. Though, I also have a strange yearning for a bit of southern flavor - Virginia ham. Must be for the salt.

There's a restaurant, a few miles from the Baltimore airport, that specializes in Maryland crab cakes. Best crab cakes I have had. Anyone know its name? Might be off Hammonds Ferry. Anyone have a favorite crab cake recipe?

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from MLH wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

ingebrigtsen - Does wine just happen to be an ingredient in all your signature dishes?

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from Joe_Cermele wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

I'm with Buck & Seadog. While I love to cook, I do most of my cooking in the winter when seasons are not at their peak. You know, a nice Saturday evening or some such when chili sounds right or when I pull some summer fish out of the freezer and do something fancy.

This time of year, I'm far more interested in spending my time out there fishing than preparing a good riverside meal. I come home and collapse with zero energy for a nice meal. Though I must say, I am suddenly in the mood to make clams casino.

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from steve182 wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

goodlooking Clams. I make Casinos all the time. Am lucky to be blessed with great cooks as parents so i learned to cook growing up. Also worked in the Resturaunts before i setled in my career and i learned a lot about food and bevs. At Camp my Dad is the Cook, but we have a few capable fill-ins(and a few not!). All in all we eat very well. My wife can cook her @** off too. Hard to belive i'm not fat

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from Del in KS wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

Cooking is somewhat of a pleasure to me. On pack in trips I have been the cook as long as others did the clean up.
BTW ingebritsen did you forget to ad Oregano to your sauce? Also I prefer extra virgin Olive oil in my recipe which is very simular to yours.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Del in KS wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

One other thing use al dente Vermacelli instead of regular spagetti noodles.

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from Hunter Savage wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

i love to cook and its easy to eat good in camp.i hunt out of a ridge pole tent a lot, so i make most of the food i eat prior to the season opening and vacuum seal and freeze it . than you just toss it in a cooler . and all you have to do is place it in boiling water to heat it up . clean up is easy a pan or two for the meat to go with a dish if called for and a few utensils . toss the paper plate in the Shepard's stove .

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from FloridaHunter1226 wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

I love to cook and experiment with what I think will taste good together. I mean that is what a lot of cooking is, combine things together in a way that you think will taste good together. I love to cook game meat too and try and incorporate it into everyday meals. One thing I must admit however is that if I am cooking, I am definitely not cleaning... I love to make the mess but hate cleaning the dishes.

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from seadog wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

All this cooking talk is making me hungry. I'll throw my 2 cents in on the oregano debate. I use basil instead of oregano. It's less pungent but it adds that green herb flavor. You guys got the oil right--Xtra virgin.

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from jbird wrote 2 years 48 weeks ago

Love cookin myslelf. I'm usually the cook when it's hunting or fishing outdoors, and I like it. When my wife's there, I gladly hand over the spatula, she puts me to shame on everything except fried fish and ribs.

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