Fred's dolphin was no peanut, that's for sure.

The dang thing just jumped up and swallowed my wahoo.

"it seemed like a good Idea at the time but now..... what am I going to tell my wife!"

Well, Mr Gore, I dont suggest you send this particular "fish" to the taxidermist. What? oh. I dont think the Peta folks would want it for the charity auction.

This man found his life's porpoise....

The tuna companies soon learned hiring bounty hunters was the most effective way to regain access to their fishing grounds.

Anyone else want to make fun of my hat?

The Captain offered me a beer. I said "sure,flip 'er over here" next thing you know this critter nearly jumped in the boat.Put up heck of a fight.

Naples Man Lands Huge Fish, Now Asking The Question,
"Witch Part Do You Eat"

"How much does it cost to mount a whale!? Anybody know?"
quote from Jeff Foxworthy

HOLY EVOLUTION, Martha! This fish has a blowhole!

Perfect. Simply perfect example of Stupidity. For doing that and re-publishing the photo. Many in outlying areas took "Deliverance"as a tutorial or "What we're obligated to do!" This photo will certainly inspire mentally-ill near-humans to do the same. Until you have lived there, you can't possibly know what I'm talking about. Of course, the only way they they can eat is to be professional criminals. Some are big and fat. These are the sheriff's kinfolk. They can do anything they want. Anything. And there are a kajillion Crackers in Florida.

Although not too popular with the gang at the fishing pier...Joe was proud of his catch nonetheless.

"Dolphin" chicken of the sea!

well, at least i thought it was a shark.

Thanks alot Uncle Jim, now PETA is gonna be on our butts for killing Flipper. Way to go

Daggone it ...my PETA reference has nothing whatsoever to do with blackdawgs post...it is a joke honest I say again a joke...Figured I might want to make a dsclaimer the way things have been going lately...Hey maybe my disclaimer will win...Ya think I got a chance lol

I totally agree things have changed JC. Who the heck wears white shoes anymore. Geesh!

accidentally on porpoise

Iowaguy just nailed it. LMAO!

"Back in my day we used to catch dolphins as big as porpoises!!"

by the way, who won the last contest?

Chuck "Whiteshoes" Connors, Sr. and Flipper practicing the famous tailwalk that became a hallmark in the porpoise's namesake 1963 movie and subsequent television series.

Connors's grandson, better known for his television role as "The Rifleman," played a starring role in the movie. Flipper is also the inspiration for the Miami Dolphins and is still profiled as the team mascot.

when he hit i almost peeeta'd my pants

In fact, this photo lacks nothing for being entirely sickening. It stirs memories of photos from Nazi concentration camps. My old college roommate's father spent two years in one of those. He got down to 75 lbs. He religiously ate a bowl of ice cream every night after he got back. It gets worse, but that's all I'm gonna say...

Blackdawgz - all that for a dolphin? A single fish? Seriously?

hengst and dukkillr- dolphins are mammals, not fish.

yes indeedy feed the needy

Ladies and Gentleman , Boy and girls of all ages .. Step right up and see the worlds one and only Skippy do his amazing suspension act.....

He will thrill and amaze you with his antics and acrobatics.

He's so smooth. So smooth.... so smoooth...

To make matters worse, film of the fight revealed several good back flips, a waive of the flipper and a jump through a hoop.

This was the start of the 2007 Miami Dolphin's season. At least they got the 1st round draft pick...

tastes like chicken..of the sea..

The scary part of the picture isn't the killing of an innocent dolphin, it is those shoes and hat.. Did fishermen really wear stuff like that???

Gary, i hear suirrelgirl wears shoes just like that when she goes fishing.

Dolphin...The Other White Meat.

Sure glad I had me BIG dip net by my side today!

I've have my share of dealing with blowholes, but this one takes the cake.

The best way to serve dolphin is ground into burgers. Cooking is very easy as the burgers "flip" themselves.

you should have saw what they did to shamoo

Gone are the days of "Tuna Safe" dolphin.

backlash and buckhunter have the best ones so far IMHO- let's have regular caption contests on the F&S home page, not just the Fly Fishing page- these are a lot of fun!!
More, more, more!!!!

"Luckily for fishermen and gamefish alike many laws have been changed since the days old...Formal attire and goofy hats are no longer required fishing tackle."

it was backlashes second caption about the Wisconsin deer contest that I'm voting for....

That was the last time Bill was allowed to sit in the front row at Sea World.

Yup, got this guy right after he saved me from drowning and righted my capsized boat.

People! Dolphins are mammals not fish. That would be like calling a pronghorn a lizard. Just to clear things up.

Not wanting the newly elected President Woodrow Wilson to feel bad about breaking his line on a big shark that day, his staff quickly put together this "Grip and Grin" photo op.

I tried every lure I had and would you believe he hit on the Beach Ball ? Go figure !

Pappy said he used to catch some big dolphin...I didn't know THIS was what he meant!

Soon after this photo was taken, Fred was found wandering the dock in a dazed state with both of those those white shoes stuffed in his mouth. Billy Jack had arrived...

The dolphins got their revenge in 1933 during the first annual Dolphin Noodlin'-O-Rama.

Jacque Cousteau was leading a team of scientists to research mammals on one of his trips near Naples,Florida, when they captured an unusual porpoise. Its peculiarity was that it had feet. After they had photographed and measured the poor thing, they prepared to set it free.

"Wait a minute," said one of the scientists, "Wouldn't it be an act of kindness if our ship's doctor were to amputate the feet so that it would be like other porpoises?"

"No way," expressed the doctor,
"That would be defeeting the porpoise!"

Hmm. do they make that in Canned version?

So that's NOT a Mahi Mahi?

The world's last dorkfish was caught today by Tad Dooley. In a stiking coincidence, a pod of dolphins were seen jumping out of the water all over the bay in what seemed like a grand celebration.

"I guess dolphins are into lip piercings too...and here I thought that was just a human fad"

Honest officer, it was self defense! Durn thing punched me right out of my float tube!

My last trip to Seaworld. Ever.

-50 ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!

"darn. all I wanted was enough fish for a sandwich.."

oh well on being late..

turns out that it really is no big deal.