Hi Mom. I guess you were right. This livin' off the land business sucks. Could you send me a pot roast?

Proudly serving: Alaska State Troopers on the job!

Mom, having a great time! Send more shotgun shells- these birds don't go down that easily...

Hi mom it's me don't shoot.

Dear Mrs. Deeter,

We have retreived this photo, the last known of Kirk while alive, from a pile of bear scat in the Alaskan wilderness. If he had only learned how to load the gun, things may have turned out differently. God Bless.

-buckhunter-

p.s. The bear ate everything except his Michigan hat, go figure.

I told you I could make it out here in the Yukon mom. Thanks for sending the emergency helicopter and survial gear though.

Canada's front line of security at the 2010 winter olmpics.

Dear Mom,
Send more shotgun shells. I used them all to make you this

Mom,
I am now an emplyee for the Department of Homeland Security. I am based in this remote area, and I am tasked with doing full underwear checks before boarding.

SWM, 18: Enjoys sitting for hours on the beach. Looking for that special someone that enjoys the smell of gunpowder in the morning as much as I do.

After trying to learn to cast a fly rod with dismal results, Petzal was inspired to write a blog, "50 Greatest Guns for Rainbow Trout."

HI MOM i get to play with guns now

A picture of a man with a gun is worth a thousand words

I spent $60,000 to send that kid to school and THIS is was she does with her life

Please send money..out of gas

She hasn't harvested anything yet, but still makes time to tell her mom back home hello and that she is ok.

Not willing to let go of the shot gun, Lee noticed the dog had a good idea for fixing an itchy butt.

Bill, I told you if you miss that fish Ill follow up and blow him out of the water!

Hi Mom, send AAA I shot the wrong bird?

Gun, Ammo, Helo ...but no TP Him Mom send TP

"Hi Mom with yellow snow was much easier last winter"

After becoming delusional and having flashbacks of his 5 seconds of fame on ESPN, Dave writes the wrong thing in the dirt and finds himself alone again after the rescue helicopter leaves realizing that Dave didn't need help after all.

Dinner is at 7 see ya then.

Hi Mom,wish you were here!

Hi Mom, I'm in the middle of nowhere..I love you and miss you a lot but Don't worry about me because I have my shotgun to protect me from harm..I see you soon Mom!!!
TR..

Wow, hevi shot really is worth the price

Hi Mom! (It took me 8 boxes of shells to spell that out)

Stressed from a long semester in college, Billy opted for a little "adventure travel" over the winter break.

"Hi Mom, are you impressed yet?"

Mom, this will be easier than shooting fish in a barrel!

You better like this Mom it took me an hour to write this and I've never used a gun before. If you don't like it I may have to us the gun on YOU.

"Trip of a lifetime, gettin' skunked but at least I can salute the sweet one who birthed me."

In the middle of a once in a lifetime trip, catching more fish than could be dreamed of, and even tagging a few birds, it was time to take a step back and thank those who helped you get there.

hello motha hello fatha here i am with a busted chopta

Send lawyers, guns and money -- and put some more Zevon on the old iPod.

This is gonna be the perfect photo for Sarah Palin's Mothers Day card

Hi Mom, still living on a prayer, although the chopper really helped. Thanks!!

hi mom, i wrote that message with love to you by sitting down and pullin' the trigger.

"...and somewhere, the angler is wishing his guide would get back to help him, and hoping in vain that she's left one or two for the now inevitable bear..."

"So Mom, you know how you thought I was attending business school for the last four years? Well I used the money to get my pilot's license so I could fish and hunt some of the most beautiful and adventurous places on earth. I do look like I MEAN business though right?"

Hi mom. The fish fear me and the Grizz - CHUNG CHUNG - better stay clear of me.

Hi Mom. I got my toes in the water, butt in the Sand
Not a worry in the world, a pump shotgun in my hand
Life is good today. life is good today.

i am pretty sure AAA only covers roadside service...does this count???

Hi Mom, much love... p.s- don't wait up!

Send lawyers, guns and money!