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June 17, 2010

Deeter: Why Carp Fishing is More Entertaining Than Soccer

By Kirk Deeter

A couple years ago, I wrote a story in Field & Stream called "Carp Crazy." And I led that story by saying that carp fishing was like soccer... the rest of the world is stark raving mad about it, but, for the most part, we Yanks just haven't quite seen the light. I also said that carp fishing was about as exciting as watching a soccer match.


Well, I was wrong. With the World Cup in full swing, I've taken in the best of what soccer has to offer... and I want to apologize.

To carp anglers. Carp fishing is far more entertaining than soccer.

For starters... you never play to a 0-0 draw in carp fishing. If you get skunked, the fish wins.

If a carp angler slips on a rock, or biffs himself in the back of the head with a poorly-cast woolly bugger (or boilie)... he won't drop to the ground, grimace, cry, scream... have the medics haul him to the side, then pop up and jump back in the game 30 seconds later. Seriously... man up.

Carp anglers would never consent to decide a world championship with something as stupid as penalty kicks.

Now much has been said about those plastic horns in South Africa... I'm not going to criticize. In fact, I think a steady, monotone drone is the perfect soundtrack for most soccer matches.

As such, I promise never to compare carp fishing (particularly fly fishing for carp) to soccer again.

By the way, go team USA... I think G Howard carries them to at least the round of 16... I like Argentina and Germany in the final... I think the Dutch will underachieve once more... and I think an injured Drogba lifts the Ivory Coast out of the Group of Death...

But I don't follow soccer.

Deeter

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from Koldkut wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

It's that time, Sunday I'll be trekkin' my carp stomping grounds looking for the elusive double digit morning of carp fishing(terrestrials on the menu). Apology accepted.

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from AJMcClure wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

My biggest fist on a pole was a carp, and they are a blast. Using smashed bread on a catfish hook, my four year old and I landed a monster at the local lake. Creating fishing memories for these hefty beast can be very inexpensive since they are commonly stocked to control weeds.

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from MG wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

Here here (with a huge vuvu-whatever blaring in the background)!

Carp can outrun and outlast any soccer player.

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from 007 wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

My son fishes for them but with bait, not flies, and hopefully will be taking me along on the next trip. He says it a lot of fun and like hooking into a submarine.

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from SD_Whitetail_Hntr wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

I haven't had the pleasure of fly fishing for carp but Archery fishing for them is an absolute riot. Allthough there's not much joy in dragging a carp to shore with a 200lb test braid because you don't get much of a fight.

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from Stuart_Pidman wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

There isn't much in the world that isn't better than soccer. So hands down fishing is better, be it for carp or even bait fish.

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from Bellringer wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

Soccer sux big time, and the very idea of calling it Football is an insult to all americans. I would rather sit naked in a fire ant bed covered with molasses than to watch soccer.

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from Koldkut wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

Soccer is better than American football, ands while I make that statement, I'll throw the NBA and the MLB in that boat too. Hockey and Soccer play similarly and the action is constant enough to justify it as a sport instead of a 10 second play by play or playing catch with the pitcher. Carp fishing is better than all of them IMO. American football would be better without the pads to make it more like rugby.

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from dukkillr wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

Koldkut
If we WANTED American football to be like rugby, we would play rugby.

Whatever you call it - football, American football, norteamerican futbol, take your pick - it still beats soccer hands down. Watching a game where no one scores is mind-numbingly boring...

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from riverdemon10 wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

I have to say that although there are times when soccer matches are boring to watch, anyone who watched the English and U.S. fight to a 1-1 draw will say that that game was entertaining. The score doesn't reflect the intensity and the amount of chances to score in the game.

And Kirk, I will agree with your predictions as well. Pretty solid choices. Maybe Brazil in the Final though.

P.S. I would still much rather be fishing than watching soccer.

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from buckhunter wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

The US Team hits the field tomorrow at 10am which is two hours before my wife allows me to drink. If the soccer fairies ever want it to take off in this country they need to play during happy hour.

SD, I went 6 for 7 out of my kayak shooting carp a couple weeks ago. That's a good day for deep water fish. Shooting carp is the ultimate revenge for all of the ones that refuse your fly.

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from countitandone wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

Deeter...apology accepted in the same spirit as given.

Soccer: inexcuseable expenditure of energy
Carp on the fly: sit, wait, drink beer

Soccer: yellow cards given to players
Carp on the fly: golden yellow fish given to anybody with a hook & line

Soccer: likely instances of serious bodily harm
Carp on the fly: sunburn from falling asleep

Soccer: you have to take off your shirt immediately after you score the winning goal and slide on the field
Carp on the fly: You can take off your shirt any da*n time you want to

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from Sayfu wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

Everytime I catch a carp, I yell.."He casts he scores!!!!!"
I'd call it a draw.

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from SD_Whitetail_Hntr wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

Nice work Buck.. I haven't done much for deepwater on them boys.. We go to a stretch of road about 10 miles from where I live. It has flooded land on both sides of the road and is just full of carp.. you can catch them less than a foot from the surface all the time.

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from SD_Whitetail_Hntr wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

And I refuse to dignify Koldkut's comments with a response. Even an attempt at comparing Soccer to "American" Football is a crying shame.

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from Sayfu wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

SD,

Koldkut forgot to mention the exciting part of soccer...when the fans go bonkers after the game, a riot ensues, and folks get trambled on in the mindless stampede. That makes the highlight reel.

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from Koldkut wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

Passionate fans my friend, that's all. Only two sports I have ever played are Hockey and Soccer, they both play the same, the movement around the field/rink is the same, the scores are about the same......Americans for the most part don't embrace things on a global level, esspecially sports, we might be better off if more people did.

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from countitandone wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

Koldkut, What about Edu's score being disallowed? Did you see the foul on replay? Slovenia game...

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from Koldkut wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

That was just my response to Sayfu, I'm not nutz about soccer, I've played it and understand it. I'd rather watch soccer than NFL, MLB, or NBA(worst of the bunch with intentional fouling to change the outcome of the game).

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from Sayfu wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

kildbut..I am a sports whacko,...three sports in college. Americans like scoring. The NBA rules favor scoring vs. defense. The NFL is the same way. A big part of the game is passing, and a defender can't touch a receiver, but the receiver is often allowed to push off the defender and catch the ball. Only a small segment of dedicated fans that understand the game appreciate low scoring games....Baseball, a 1-0 shutout..a pitching gem for instance. They like scoring, and all but a few like the 1-0 game. Hockey is played on a smaller field, and there is lots of up and down, shots on goal action, even if there isn't a lot of scoring. I think Americans would like a soccer field about 1/2 the size they play on.

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from buckhunter wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

I just got home from work and watched the replay. The US was screwed. I think. I know nothing of soccer but yea. Whatever it was that happened we got screwed. Bad call.

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from countitandone wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

Thanks buck...appreciate your response.

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from buckhunter wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

Count,

It was sort of a tongue-in-cheek comment but according to the talking heads on ESPN it is a worse call then the one that blew the perfect game a couple weeks back.

Are you a Celts of Lakers fan?

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from Sayfu wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

Count,
I've got a perspective on why that perfect game call was blown...as a former umpire. On a play to first the ump has to look at the bag and see the foot hit the bag and HEAR the ball go in the glove...that's the bang-bang...ball hits glove, and you see the foot hit the bag. You can not see both. When a pitcher fields the ball, goes towards the bag, and makes a soft underhand flip to first, the ump often doesn't hear the ball hit the glove...and that was the problem, and caused the missed call IMO. And what an incredible sportsman's like reaction from the pitcher! Not one in a hundred would have reacted that way.

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from Sayfu wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

And flyfishing for carp?...If you like a challenge, carp can be near the top of the list. They do eat meat, and luv crawfish. Woolly buggers are a popular fly, and has been suggested they imitate a crawfish.
The challenge is the stalk of visible fish. Carp are extremely sensitive to water vibration, and a clumsy wader has little chance. Then a good stalker recognizes a potential taker..Singles and doubles that are cruising are looking for food. Schools of carp are more than likely just travelling. A good cast in front of a cruiser, and a take, and then an incredible fight is quite a rush. You don't get that kinda gamesmanship sittin on a dock of a bay, but to each his own. We have a big, flyfishing carp tourney every Spring near me, and it gets more attendance every year.

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from MLH wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

Hmmm, now that you point that out, I WOULD rather hear carp suck than soccer fans blow.

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from countitandone wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

buck, Celtic fan but as usual, they ran out of 4-leaf clover.

Sayfu, thanks for your perspective, blue. What level officiating?

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from Sayfu wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

MLH,

I posted that for you trying to encourage you to become a classie fly angler....guess you'd rather be a dangler, and dangle it off the dock of a bay. But hey, it is all about having a good time.
May your worm dangle in front of a lunker.

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from Sayfu wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

count, I've done lots of HS baseball games, but the most fun was softball...400 games one Summer. Slow pitch softball in the Seattle area...softball junkies that every weekend during the Summer would play in a tournament..4 or 5 different divisions, and state, regional, and national tourneys. I got to travel the country doing tourneys. The game was fast, lots of diving catches that made calls tough...you had to be on your toes at all times...rules were baseball rules. If there is one 20-20 hindsight I frequently have it is I wish after college I had gone to Ump school in Florida to be a major league umpire. I would have eaten hotdogs in the minors for years for the opportunity to move up. Now, I am a couch potato and make the calls.

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from MLH wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

Hmmm, it's been decades since I've dangled a worm from a dock. It was rather relaxing and productive, though. I suppose I could try it with one of my classic flyrods to make it more sporting.

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from country road wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

Just reading about carp fishing is more fun than watching soccer.

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from buckhunter wrote 1 year 47 weeks ago

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!!!!!!!!

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from Smithhammer wrote 1 year 45 weeks ago

Amen, Kirk.

The only anglers I know who look down their nose at fly fishing for carp are the ones who, it becomes apparent after talking to them a little more, have never done it. When you have a 15lb. carp on a long rod taking you into your backing, your pre-formed opinion based on a lack of experience tends to change pretty quickly.

And for a good perspective on the World Cup:

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2010/06/01/133-the-world-cup/

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from dukkillr wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

Koldkut
If we WANTED American football to be like rugby, we would play rugby.

Whatever you call it - football, American football, norteamerican futbol, take your pick - it still beats soccer hands down. Watching a game where no one scores is mind-numbingly boring...

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from Stuart_Pidman wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

There isn't much in the world that isn't better than soccer. So hands down fishing is better, be it for carp or even bait fish.

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from countitandone wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

Deeter...apology accepted in the same spirit as given.

Soccer: inexcuseable expenditure of energy
Carp on the fly: sit, wait, drink beer

Soccer: yellow cards given to players
Carp on the fly: golden yellow fish given to anybody with a hook & line

Soccer: likely instances of serious bodily harm
Carp on the fly: sunburn from falling asleep

Soccer: you have to take off your shirt immediately after you score the winning goal and slide on the field
Carp on the fly: You can take off your shirt any da*n time you want to

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from Koldkut wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

It's that time, Sunday I'll be trekkin' my carp stomping grounds looking for the elusive double digit morning of carp fishing(terrestrials on the menu). Apology accepted.

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from AJMcClure wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

My biggest fist on a pole was a carp, and they are a blast. Using smashed bread on a catfish hook, my four year old and I landed a monster at the local lake. Creating fishing memories for these hefty beast can be very inexpensive since they are commonly stocked to control weeds.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from MG wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

Here here (with a huge vuvu-whatever blaring in the background)!

Carp can outrun and outlast any soccer player.

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from 007 wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

My son fishes for them but with bait, not flies, and hopefully will be taking me along on the next trip. He says it a lot of fun and like hooking into a submarine.

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from SD_Whitetail_Hntr wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

I haven't had the pleasure of fly fishing for carp but Archery fishing for them is an absolute riot. Allthough there's not much joy in dragging a carp to shore with a 200lb test braid because you don't get much of a fight.

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from Bellringer wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

Soccer sux big time, and the very idea of calling it Football is an insult to all americans. I would rather sit naked in a fire ant bed covered with molasses than to watch soccer.

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from Koldkut wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

Soccer is better than American football, ands while I make that statement, I'll throw the NBA and the MLB in that boat too. Hockey and Soccer play similarly and the action is constant enough to justify it as a sport instead of a 10 second play by play or playing catch with the pitcher. Carp fishing is better than all of them IMO. American football would be better without the pads to make it more like rugby.

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from riverdemon10 wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

I have to say that although there are times when soccer matches are boring to watch, anyone who watched the English and U.S. fight to a 1-1 draw will say that that game was entertaining. The score doesn't reflect the intensity and the amount of chances to score in the game.

And Kirk, I will agree with your predictions as well. Pretty solid choices. Maybe Brazil in the Final though.

P.S. I would still much rather be fishing than watching soccer.

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from buckhunter wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

The US Team hits the field tomorrow at 10am which is two hours before my wife allows me to drink. If the soccer fairies ever want it to take off in this country they need to play during happy hour.

SD, I went 6 for 7 out of my kayak shooting carp a couple weeks ago. That's a good day for deep water fish. Shooting carp is the ultimate revenge for all of the ones that refuse your fly.

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from Sayfu wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

Everytime I catch a carp, I yell.."He casts he scores!!!!!"
I'd call it a draw.

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from SD_Whitetail_Hntr wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

Nice work Buck.. I haven't done much for deepwater on them boys.. We go to a stretch of road about 10 miles from where I live. It has flooded land on both sides of the road and is just full of carp.. you can catch them less than a foot from the surface all the time.

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from SD_Whitetail_Hntr wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

And I refuse to dignify Koldkut's comments with a response. Even an attempt at comparing Soccer to "American" Football is a crying shame.

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from Sayfu wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

SD,

Koldkut forgot to mention the exciting part of soccer...when the fans go bonkers after the game, a riot ensues, and folks get trambled on in the mindless stampede. That makes the highlight reel.

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from Koldkut wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

Passionate fans my friend, that's all. Only two sports I have ever played are Hockey and Soccer, they both play the same, the movement around the field/rink is the same, the scores are about the same......Americans for the most part don't embrace things on a global level, esspecially sports, we might be better off if more people did.

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from countitandone wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

Koldkut, What about Edu's score being disallowed? Did you see the foul on replay? Slovenia game...

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from Koldkut wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

That was just my response to Sayfu, I'm not nutz about soccer, I've played it and understand it. I'd rather watch soccer than NFL, MLB, or NBA(worst of the bunch with intentional fouling to change the outcome of the game).

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from Sayfu wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

kildbut..I am a sports whacko,...three sports in college. Americans like scoring. The NBA rules favor scoring vs. defense. The NFL is the same way. A big part of the game is passing, and a defender can't touch a receiver, but the receiver is often allowed to push off the defender and catch the ball. Only a small segment of dedicated fans that understand the game appreciate low scoring games....Baseball, a 1-0 shutout..a pitching gem for instance. They like scoring, and all but a few like the 1-0 game. Hockey is played on a smaller field, and there is lots of up and down, shots on goal action, even if there isn't a lot of scoring. I think Americans would like a soccer field about 1/2 the size they play on.

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from buckhunter wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

I just got home from work and watched the replay. The US was screwed. I think. I know nothing of soccer but yea. Whatever it was that happened we got screwed. Bad call.

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from countitandone wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

Thanks buck...appreciate your response.

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from buckhunter wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

Count,

It was sort of a tongue-in-cheek comment but according to the talking heads on ESPN it is a worse call then the one that blew the perfect game a couple weeks back.

Are you a Celts of Lakers fan?

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from Sayfu wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

Count,
I've got a perspective on why that perfect game call was blown...as a former umpire. On a play to first the ump has to look at the bag and see the foot hit the bag and HEAR the ball go in the glove...that's the bang-bang...ball hits glove, and you see the foot hit the bag. You can not see both. When a pitcher fields the ball, goes towards the bag, and makes a soft underhand flip to first, the ump often doesn't hear the ball hit the glove...and that was the problem, and caused the missed call IMO. And what an incredible sportsman's like reaction from the pitcher! Not one in a hundred would have reacted that way.

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from Sayfu wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

And flyfishing for carp?...If you like a challenge, carp can be near the top of the list. They do eat meat, and luv crawfish. Woolly buggers are a popular fly, and has been suggested they imitate a crawfish.
The challenge is the stalk of visible fish. Carp are extremely sensitive to water vibration, and a clumsy wader has little chance. Then a good stalker recognizes a potential taker..Singles and doubles that are cruising are looking for food. Schools of carp are more than likely just travelling. A good cast in front of a cruiser, and a take, and then an incredible fight is quite a rush. You don't get that kinda gamesmanship sittin on a dock of a bay, but to each his own. We have a big, flyfishing carp tourney every Spring near me, and it gets more attendance every year.

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from MLH wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

Hmmm, now that you point that out, I WOULD rather hear carp suck than soccer fans blow.

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from countitandone wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

buck, Celtic fan but as usual, they ran out of 4-leaf clover.

Sayfu, thanks for your perspective, blue. What level officiating?

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from Sayfu wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

MLH,

I posted that for you trying to encourage you to become a classie fly angler....guess you'd rather be a dangler, and dangle it off the dock of a bay. But hey, it is all about having a good time.
May your worm dangle in front of a lunker.

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from Sayfu wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

count, I've done lots of HS baseball games, but the most fun was softball...400 games one Summer. Slow pitch softball in the Seattle area...softball junkies that every weekend during the Summer would play in a tournament..4 or 5 different divisions, and state, regional, and national tourneys. I got to travel the country doing tourneys. The game was fast, lots of diving catches that made calls tough...you had to be on your toes at all times...rules were baseball rules. If there is one 20-20 hindsight I frequently have it is I wish after college I had gone to Ump school in Florida to be a major league umpire. I would have eaten hotdogs in the minors for years for the opportunity to move up. Now, I am a couch potato and make the calls.

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from MLH wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

Hmmm, it's been decades since I've dangled a worm from a dock. It was rather relaxing and productive, though. I suppose I could try it with one of my classic flyrods to make it more sporting.

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from country road wrote 1 year 48 weeks ago

Just reading about carp fishing is more fun than watching soccer.

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from buckhunter wrote 1 year 47 weeks ago

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!!!!!!!!

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from Smithhammer wrote 1 year 45 weeks ago

Amen, Kirk.

The only anglers I know who look down their nose at fly fishing for carp are the ones who, it becomes apparent after talking to them a little more, have never done it. When you have a 15lb. carp on a long rod taking you into your backing, your pre-formed opinion based on a lack of experience tends to change pretty quickly.

And for a good perspective on the World Cup:

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2010/06/01/133-the-world-cup/

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