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February 16, 2012

Packing For The Tropics With a Foot of Snow on The Ground

by Kirk Deeter

Warning: The Following Stunt Was Performed by a Trained Professional

It snowed about a foot where I live the other day. So naturally, I thought that was the signal for me to start packing for a bonefishing trip I'll be taking to Long Island in the Bahamas (in three weeks). Thing is, my wife and son will be staying home, as they both have to be in school then. I'll be writing a story. You know, working. So I went and dug out the cardboard box that said "Kirk Summer Clothes" from the storage room. That's almost as fun as opening birthday presents. Ah, to reunite with the long-lost flip-flops at last. And the shorts still fit!

Then the hard part started: I had to organize the fishing gear. Pack, pliers, lines, fly boxes, sunglasses, fishing shirts, pants, and my Chuck Taylor All-Stars (wading shoes). I think the best way to take inventory and make a packing plan is to spread everything out. Which I did. On our dining room table. 

And then, I decided that I was woefully short on bonefish flies, so I set up the tying vise. On our kitchen table.

Now, I did make one mistake: If ever you're tying up "Gotchas" to prepare for a tropical trip you're going on by yourself, and listening to Jimmy Buffett music while drinking a Red Stripe at your kitchen table during a snowstorm--I'm going to suggest that's probably not the best time and place to ask the Mrs. if she remembers where your passport is.

You can guess what happened next. All I'll say is that the salty gear is now neatly packed in a little duffle bag, which is tucked in the corner of my closet for when I slink out of town. And the driveway doesn't have any snow on it anymore.

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from Hoski wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

You are indeed a brave man, albeit a little lacking in the timing dept.
Did you enjoy McDonalds for dinner after said driveway was cleared?

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from Sayfu wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

I just got back from Ohio, and I would have to have nothing, but carp fishing near me to pack, and board, and unboard airlines to get to a far away destination to fish. It would only be in a fit of desperation that I do that again. That entire airlines bit of getting through airports, layovers, finding your baggage, and worrying whether it is following you to say nothing of the costs. My rental car had a 26% sales tax included! I'll dream fish over the internet before I do that again!

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from Koldkut wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

Dude...:smackhead:....ouch!

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from -Bob wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

What are you...a new kid? C'mon.

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from buckhunter wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

Just returned from Vegas with the Mrs. last week. My dues are paid for awhile, hopefully.

Sayfu, I'm a little disappointed you didn't stop by to say hello.

As much as I hate it, I am a big fan of going on trips by myself. My work keeps me close to the office but if I have a window coming up where I can run off for a few days, I go. Many of my trips come with only a few days notice. It is almost impossible for me to work around other's schedule. For instance, my son calls and says he cannot make it to Colorado in April. (hear that guys) So I'm forced to make plans for the first two weeks in July. The heart of my busy season.

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from Koldkut wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

Great wet-wading weather Buck!

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from Sayfu wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

A guy does what I can do close to home, back in my own bed that nite...but instead, he schedules a trip to Argentina to fish the river for big browns. Flies to Miami, then a flight to Argentina. Long hours on the plane, long delays. Catches a commuter flight, or two to his destination. Then tries to cast in winds so strong white caps are coming up river. And that is if everything goes well, I'm deadbeat tired when I arrive, the time zone, jetlag thing. Way too many negatives for me to accept. No thanks.

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from buckhunter wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

Sayfu, Personally, I love fishing different areas. Nothing better than camping stream side, rolling out of your tent in the morning, having a cup of coffee and explore a river or stream you've never been to.

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from buckhunter wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

My new thing is off-season beach houses. The fishing is good, no crowds and cheap (off season) lodging. Drag my kayak along and I have access to tremendous fisheries. Haven't found a state yet where a fishing license wasn't dirt cheap.

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from Sayfu wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

If I make the 7 hr drive for me this Summer that my friend from Arizona wants me to make, and pull my boat...pull it to the Green River, and fish Utah's Green River water below the Dam in the "A" section of the Green, Utah dings you $20 a day for an out of state license, so $60 bucks for a license, and high gas prices. Quite a few floaters fish that section in the Summer time. Gas prices will be very high this Summer. 14 hrs. of driving, and I have it better here..better because I know my water, and it never gets old. 60 miles of river, and I float 8 miles of it generally, so I can fish a different section at anytime, and also fish the other fork that has 60 miles as well basically. New water takes time to learn. Usually the first day is exploration, and you don't get a feel for it until the 2nd day at the earliest. I've always been a homie, and know the water well that I fish. The SF is heavily fished, but I can always put in and avoid the crowds knowing what section to run. I've just been very fortunate to have lived on the WestCoast, and had the best of it for Salmon, and steelhead, and trout as well. Now I reside in some of the very best trout water in the lower 48 in SE Idaho.

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from upacreek333 wrote 14 weeks 21 hours ago

Claustrophobic airplane seats... likely delays ... hours on the plane ... and to land in the Bahamas? Totally worth it.

Tying flies right now...

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from badsmerf wrote 14 weeks 20 hours ago

KD that is pretty close to my strategy for packing as well. It would be nice to take a trip south this time of year. Hopefully you'll write about it and include fruity drinks and a recap on the local gals. And good luck for those bonefish (everyone knows you'll need it lol).

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from kirkdeeter wrote 14 weeks 18 hours ago

I'll need all the luck I can get at this point, Smerf. I always do. And yes, Hoski... not McDonald's, but Wendy's, a double cheeseburger combo, with a Biggie Diet Coke. I'm smarter now.

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from bassman06 wrote 14 weeks 10 hours ago

Buck, have you found any states that are dirt cheap for a college student? Or at least don't put a big dent in their accounts?

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from Sayfu wrote 14 weeks 10 hours ago

Deeter..You can't be all that smart leaving your fly box open amongst your clothes before packing. Embarrassing to go to the BR, while on the pland, and find out you have a fly in your skivvies, and can't pull them down. :)

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from backcast wrote 14 weeks 9 hours ago

What is most impressive about this post is that you have a foot of snow. Not much of the white stuff to escape from 'round these parts. I can't help but wonder how the lack of snowpack will affect the fishes this spring and summer.

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from Hoski wrote 14 weeks 9 hours ago

Good on ya KD, as long as we learn from our mistakes.

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from buckhunter wrote 14 weeks 9 hours ago

Bassman, It is best to find a spot then call and ask when the off-season rates are. Usually best to stay away from events like, Spring Break, Daytona 500, Bike Week. When things are slow, hotels usually drop their rates.

The same goes with airfare and rental cars.

My wife is a wizard when it comes to getting great rates off the internet. She also knows how to get bumped from your flight. Which is sweet because I'm usually sitting on free ticket vouchers, waiting for my next trip.

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from bassman06 wrote 14 weeks 9 hours ago

I know of one state that is easy on the wallet, both fishing wise and rooming wise and that's because my uncle lives there. However, it's kind of hard to get the parents to let me get out of the house in the summer (they want me doing waiter business, I want to work in a little tackle shop)Any ideas on the parents permission? I've tried negotiating

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from buckhunter wrote 14 weeks 1 hour ago

Bassman, You're preaching to the choir. Had to sell my bass boat to pay for college and worked a full-time job while going to school full-time. School is hell on your fishing time but it will payoff in the long run.

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from bassman06 wrote 13 weeks 6 days ago

oh, i know, I just need the right excuse, besides, even on my weekends i cant catch a thing on the New River...

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from Sayfu wrote 13 weeks 6 days ago

bassman06..Don't lose your focus!...Get out on that water! Called Outdoor Education with incredible carryover value! Who cares if English becomes your second language!...speak fly fish!

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from bassman06 wrote 13 weeks 6 days ago

Sayfu, The water's clearer than crystal. And colder than a polar bear's rear end! There are muskies that are pickier than a 6 year old kid

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from Sayfu wrote 13 weeks 5 days ago

bassman06. Get some thick glasses brain to take your tests for you!!! Takes time on the water to learn those muskie haunts. I watch Muskie Hunter on my cable all the time. Hard for me to spend time on the books thinking about doing that figure 8 thing with that big muskie right behind my lure!!

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from bassman06 wrote 13 weeks 3 days ago

Sayfu, I think I should listen to buck, he might have a little bit more experience under his belt. I'm going into wildlife sciences anyway

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from Sayfu wrote 13 weeks 3 days ago

bassman06. If I were the wildlife interviewer, I'd hire you in a minute if you told me a good, exciting muskie story that happened while skipping classes! Those classroom students that spend all of their time developing study skills are borrrring!..come a dime a doz.

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from Sayfu wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

If I make the 7 hr drive for me this Summer that my friend from Arizona wants me to make, and pull my boat...pull it to the Green River, and fish Utah's Green River water below the Dam in the "A" section of the Green, Utah dings you $20 a day for an out of state license, so $60 bucks for a license, and high gas prices. Quite a few floaters fish that section in the Summer time. Gas prices will be very high this Summer. 14 hrs. of driving, and I have it better here..better because I know my water, and it never gets old. 60 miles of river, and I float 8 miles of it generally, so I can fish a different section at anytime, and also fish the other fork that has 60 miles as well basically. New water takes time to learn. Usually the first day is exploration, and you don't get a feel for it until the 2nd day at the earliest. I've always been a homie, and know the water well that I fish. The SF is heavily fished, but I can always put in and avoid the crowds knowing what section to run. I've just been very fortunate to have lived on the WestCoast, and had the best of it for Salmon, and steelhead, and trout as well. Now I reside in some of the very best trout water in the lower 48 in SE Idaho.

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from kirkdeeter wrote 14 weeks 18 hours ago

I'll need all the luck I can get at this point, Smerf. I always do. And yes, Hoski... not McDonald's, but Wendy's, a double cheeseburger combo, with a Biggie Diet Coke. I'm smarter now.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Hoski wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

You are indeed a brave man, albeit a little lacking in the timing dept.
Did you enjoy McDonalds for dinner after said driveway was cleared?

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from Sayfu wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

I just got back from Ohio, and I would have to have nothing, but carp fishing near me to pack, and board, and unboard airlines to get to a far away destination to fish. It would only be in a fit of desperation that I do that again. That entire airlines bit of getting through airports, layovers, finding your baggage, and worrying whether it is following you to say nothing of the costs. My rental car had a 26% sales tax included! I'll dream fish over the internet before I do that again!

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from Koldkut wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

Dude...:smackhead:....ouch!

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from -Bob wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

What are you...a new kid? C'mon.

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from buckhunter wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

Just returned from Vegas with the Mrs. last week. My dues are paid for awhile, hopefully.

Sayfu, I'm a little disappointed you didn't stop by to say hello.

As much as I hate it, I am a big fan of going on trips by myself. My work keeps me close to the office but if I have a window coming up where I can run off for a few days, I go. Many of my trips come with only a few days notice. It is almost impossible for me to work around other's schedule. For instance, my son calls and says he cannot make it to Colorado in April. (hear that guys) So I'm forced to make plans for the first two weeks in July. The heart of my busy season.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Koldkut wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

Great wet-wading weather Buck!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Sayfu wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

A guy does what I can do close to home, back in my own bed that nite...but instead, he schedules a trip to Argentina to fish the river for big browns. Flies to Miami, then a flight to Argentina. Long hours on the plane, long delays. Catches a commuter flight, or two to his destination. Then tries to cast in winds so strong white caps are coming up river. And that is if everything goes well, I'm deadbeat tired when I arrive, the time zone, jetlag thing. Way too many negatives for me to accept. No thanks.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from buckhunter wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

Sayfu, Personally, I love fishing different areas. Nothing better than camping stream side, rolling out of your tent in the morning, having a cup of coffee and explore a river or stream you've never been to.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from buckhunter wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

My new thing is off-season beach houses. The fishing is good, no crowds and cheap (off season) lodging. Drag my kayak along and I have access to tremendous fisheries. Haven't found a state yet where a fishing license wasn't dirt cheap.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from upacreek333 wrote 14 weeks 21 hours ago

Claustrophobic airplane seats... likely delays ... hours on the plane ... and to land in the Bahamas? Totally worth it.

Tying flies right now...

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from badsmerf wrote 14 weeks 20 hours ago

KD that is pretty close to my strategy for packing as well. It would be nice to take a trip south this time of year. Hopefully you'll write about it and include fruity drinks and a recap on the local gals. And good luck for those bonefish (everyone knows you'll need it lol).

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from bassman06 wrote 14 weeks 10 hours ago

Buck, have you found any states that are dirt cheap for a college student? Or at least don't put a big dent in their accounts?

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Sayfu wrote 14 weeks 10 hours ago

Deeter..You can't be all that smart leaving your fly box open amongst your clothes before packing. Embarrassing to go to the BR, while on the pland, and find out you have a fly in your skivvies, and can't pull them down. :)

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from backcast wrote 14 weeks 9 hours ago

What is most impressive about this post is that you have a foot of snow. Not much of the white stuff to escape from 'round these parts. I can't help but wonder how the lack of snowpack will affect the fishes this spring and summer.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Hoski wrote 14 weeks 9 hours ago

Good on ya KD, as long as we learn from our mistakes.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from buckhunter wrote 14 weeks 9 hours ago

Bassman, It is best to find a spot then call and ask when the off-season rates are. Usually best to stay away from events like, Spring Break, Daytona 500, Bike Week. When things are slow, hotels usually drop their rates.

The same goes with airfare and rental cars.

My wife is a wizard when it comes to getting great rates off the internet. She also knows how to get bumped from your flight. Which is sweet because I'm usually sitting on free ticket vouchers, waiting for my next trip.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from bassman06 wrote 14 weeks 9 hours ago

I know of one state that is easy on the wallet, both fishing wise and rooming wise and that's because my uncle lives there. However, it's kind of hard to get the parents to let me get out of the house in the summer (they want me doing waiter business, I want to work in a little tackle shop)Any ideas on the parents permission? I've tried negotiating

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from buckhunter wrote 14 weeks 1 hour ago

Bassman, You're preaching to the choir. Had to sell my bass boat to pay for college and worked a full-time job while going to school full-time. School is hell on your fishing time but it will payoff in the long run.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from bassman06 wrote 13 weeks 6 days ago

oh, i know, I just need the right excuse, besides, even on my weekends i cant catch a thing on the New River...

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Sayfu wrote 13 weeks 6 days ago

bassman06..Don't lose your focus!...Get out on that water! Called Outdoor Education with incredible carryover value! Who cares if English becomes your second language!...speak fly fish!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from bassman06 wrote 13 weeks 6 days ago

Sayfu, The water's clearer than crystal. And colder than a polar bear's rear end! There are muskies that are pickier than a 6 year old kid

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Sayfu wrote 13 weeks 5 days ago

bassman06. Get some thick glasses brain to take your tests for you!!! Takes time on the water to learn those muskie haunts. I watch Muskie Hunter on my cable all the time. Hard for me to spend time on the books thinking about doing that figure 8 thing with that big muskie right behind my lure!!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from bassman06 wrote 13 weeks 3 days ago

Sayfu, I think I should listen to buck, he might have a little bit more experience under his belt. I'm going into wildlife sciences anyway

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Sayfu wrote 13 weeks 3 days ago

bassman06. If I were the wildlife interviewer, I'd hire you in a minute if you told me a good, exciting muskie story that happened while skipping classes! Those classroom students that spend all of their time developing study skills are borrrring!..come a dime a doz.

0 Good Comment? | | Report

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