Did you hear about the guy who went elephant hunting and ended up in the hospital? He got a hernia carrying the decoys.

I was out hunting bear for one afternoon, came across the sign outside a cave that said "bear left" So I went home.

George and Henry went hunting together one day and each went to their own hunting spot. About noon George spied a nice buck and shot it. He found the deer and dressed it out. George couldn't contain his excitement and went off to tell Henry. Upon arriving at Henry's spot he was surprised to see Henry sitting on a log with his pants down, fast asleep. George thought of a wonderful trick to play on Henry so he ran back to his deer, gathered up some of the entrails, ran back to Henry's spot and placed them under the log where Henry was still asleep then hightailed it back to his spot and waited. About a hour later there was a blood curdling scream through the woods, soon Henry came running up. George asked him what was wrong. Henry said I must have fell asleep while I was going to the bathroom and I think I lost my insides. George ask him " what are you gonna do??" Henry said," Well, if it wasn't for the good lord and a crooked stick I'd have never got them back in.

Now those are some good ones!! :D I have heard the one from Laura B. though, but its still funny!

Here's one of my favorites.

A hunter was driving down an old dirt road when he came upon two deer standing in the middle of the road. He immediately stopped his pickup and eased the gun out of the truck window. After a few minutes of looking at the deer they stood perfectly still staring back at the pickup. With an illegal doe blocking his shot at the huge buck behind her the hunter decided the only thing to do was shoot the doe and let the bullet of his high powered rifle pass through her and harvest the largest buck he had ever seen.

With this thought he smiled to himself at his ingenious plan and squeezed off a round. His plan worked to perfection with the doe making it only to the roads edge and the buck, hit hard, managed to go a short distance into the thick woods bordering the road. Knowing the doe was dead and not going anywhere he headed straight for the thicket the buck had ran into to retrieve his trophy. A short distance down the road a game warden heard the shot and came to investigate. Seeing the dead doe on the side of the road he stopped and got out looking around for the guilty party.

Finding only the hunter's pickup on the roadside he sat down on the doe and waited. Shortly after the hunter dragged his buck to the road edge, he found the warden sitting on the doe. Without hesitation he smiled and told the warden "Congratulations, I see you got one too."

Tragically, Ole suffers a fatal heart attack. Lena contributes his obituary to the local paper. For space reasons -- it's a small paper -- she is only allowed five words. She writes: "Ole died. Boat for sale."

Boudreaux, a Cajun highlander from Rapides Parish in central Louisiana, was an older, single gentleman, who was born and raised a Baptist, now living in South Louisiana. Each Friday night after work, he would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak.

Now, all of Boudreaux's neighbors were Catholic... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Fridays. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.

The priest came to visit Boudreaux, and suggested that Boudreaux convert to Catholicism. After several classes and much study, Boudreaux attended Mass... and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist and raised a Baptist, but now you are Catholic."

Boudreaux's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.

The priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Boudreaux's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped in amazement and watched.

There stood Boudreaux, clutching a small bottle of water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat, and chanted: "You wuz born a deer, and you wuz raised a deer, but now you a catfish .......

A guy walked into a bar and....oh, you already heard it.