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February 10, 2009

Chad Love: Staying Unhealthy in Silence

By Chad Love

As hunters, we should all be concerned with the health and safety risks associated with walking. Hidden rocks, sticks and small forest creatures are serious tripping hazards on the way to your stand, and the strain required to put one leg in front of the other for an extended period of time may increase your risk of elevated heart rate, muscle exertion and a rise in your body's metabolism. But until now hunters wishing to avoid such dangers had to rely on hired porters or an ATV or motorcycle with their messy, noisy internal combusion engines.

Until now. Now you can rip those trails and maintain your carefully-sculpted putty-like figure in utter, unnerving, hydrocarbon-free silence, thanks to the brand-new all-electric Zero X Dirt Bike

From the website:

The Zero X electric motorcycle is a full sized high performance machine. Built from the ground up using the ultimate electric motorcycle technology and boasting 50 ft-lbs of torque, this stealthy motorcycle will send you racing up hills, flying over jumps, and splashing through streams. Best part is, you can do it all without disturbing nature or your neighbors.

"Racing up hills...flying over jumps...splashing through streams." Obviously their marketing department has a different definition of disturbing nature than I do. Still, it's an interesting concept. But I have two questions: One, in today's dismal (and that's being cheerfully optimistic) economic climate, is anyone going to drop the almost eight grand a Zero X will set you back? Two: Since it's obvious from the photo that hunters will be one of the Zero X's target markets, do we really need yet another way to make hunting easier and more convenient?

 

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from Douglas wrote 3 years 8 hours ago

Great concept, electric bikes and atv's, but will they get you way out there and back again on a charge? Loaded with a large animal? (Not to mention wide bodied hunters)

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from Mike Diehl wrote 3 years 7 hours ago

Chad -

IMO, answers: No, and No.

Prediction: The Zero X will be a featured article in Esquire. Real SNAGs will be encouraged to show what manly men they are by riding edgey electric dirt bikes to work.

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from Bella wrote 3 years 5 hours ago

I saw this Ecycle on TV and thought it looked great. They ran it against a conventional dirt bike and it did well. The great thing about EVs is that you can charge them from solar panels, wind turbines or even small hydropower units at your cabin. No need to mix or store fuel, no need to put stabilizer in and on many EVs you can tap off the batteries with an inverter and power up other stuff. I have an electric scooter I use to get to work in warm weather as well as an old 3 wheeled golf cart (my UTV) and an electric tractor for farm work. EVs are the way to go!

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from kolbster wrote 3 years 5 hours ago

i like the bad boy buggies.

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from peter wrote 3 years 5 hours ago

doesn't matter if its quiet it complecats the simplicity of the sport.besides i like the exersise

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from MLH wrote 3 years 4 hours ago

It has its place ... as long as it's kept there. I am waiting for the electric snowmobile.

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from Mark-1 wrote 3 years 4 hours ago

It's Evil!!!!!!

All ATV's and hunting dirt bikes are evil!!!!!

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from 60256 wrote 3 years 3 hours ago

If you can't walk a few miles through brush then i can understand, but try to get in shape! don't use the ATV as an excuse. I personally like walking anyway.

Nate

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from TheEasternShore... wrote 3 years 2 hours ago

walking to the stand is part of hunting.

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from deaddiver wrote 3 years 2 hours ago

How are you gonna carry all your gear on that??

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from buckhunter wrote 2 years 52 weeks ago

It's cute.

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from Sharkfin wrote 2 years 52 weeks ago

I'll admit I've got an atv that I take with me every time I go hunting. I load it in the bed of my truck and it stays there until I need to put a deer on it. I don't even take it for any other kind of hunting. I can carry a turkey, doves, rabbits and squirrels easily. The 200lb 9 point I harvested in November would have been more exercise than I wanted. I had to drag him 60 yards because that's as close as I could get with the 4 wheeler. With out the 4 wheeler I'd have to drag him half a mile. I've done that before, then I went a bought a 4 wheeler. I've never used the 4 wheeler to get to my stand. I enjoy the walk, although I did get a lighter climbing stand this year to make it a little easier.

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from Dr. Ralph wrote 2 years 52 weeks ago

Having almost killed myself on dirt bikes several times in my wayward youth I would never even think about hunting with one. I don't even like ATV's for hunting. Isn't the whole purpose of the sport getting outside, off your fat a$$ and communing with nature? Plus the rear sprocket needs some camo paint...

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from Dr. Ralph wrote 2 years 52 weeks ago

Looking at that bow hunter and a motorcycle makes me think worse possible scenario. Muzzys up your fill in the blank...

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from vtbluegrass wrote 2 years 52 weeks ago

Before moving to Eastern NC where there are logging roads every 10 feet or so I routinely walked a mile in the dark up a mountain to hunt whitetails in the Jefferson National Forest, VA and still do when I can manage to make it back. These areas were foot traffic only by law. Getting a deer and only having to drag it half a mile was a good day. A bad day was helping my buddy drag a deer he killed in the last minute of legal hours from the top of the mountain to the creek bottom roughly two miles of laurels and rhododendron.Keep in mind I am 5'9" and push around 250lbs of spare tire the midsection. You can be an overweight beer drinkin American and still not be lazy.
ATV and dirt bikes have a place but I do not believe it is in hunting. Unless there is a disability of some sort. I will give the new electric atv's and this bike credit though of reducing impact on my hunting by reducing noise pollution. At least these people do have the desire to leave the pick-up. I can't tell you how many swivel seated shooting platforms I have seem mounted in pick-up beds since moving to NC.

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 2 years 52 weeks ago

I believe you will see more and spook less game by leaving all the vehicles behind. I can't see taking the risk of getting hurt on a darn dirt bike miles from help. I own and use a four wheeler for game retrieval. I'm too old to drag 800 pound elk or pack quarters out for miles. I'll leave that to you studs.

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from Jim in Mo wrote 2 years 52 weeks ago

If I needed to get deep and then walk the rest of the way, I'd use that 8 grand and buy an atv. You can carry more gear (partner) and bring home game. I don't know the price of an electric atv, think modified golf cart.

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from Bella wrote 3 years 5 hours ago

I saw this Ecycle on TV and thought it looked great. They ran it against a conventional dirt bike and it did well. The great thing about EVs is that you can charge them from solar panels, wind turbines or even small hydropower units at your cabin. No need to mix or store fuel, no need to put stabilizer in and on many EVs you can tap off the batteries with an inverter and power up other stuff. I have an electric scooter I use to get to work in warm weather as well as an old 3 wheeled golf cart (my UTV) and an electric tractor for farm work. EVs are the way to go!

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from Mike Diehl wrote 3 years 7 hours ago

Chad -

IMO, answers: No, and No.

Prediction: The Zero X will be a featured article in Esquire. Real SNAGs will be encouraged to show what manly men they are by riding edgey electric dirt bikes to work.

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from kolbster wrote 3 years 5 hours ago

i like the bad boy buggies.

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from Mark-1 wrote 3 years 4 hours ago

It's Evil!!!!!!

All ATV's and hunting dirt bikes are evil!!!!!

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from 60256 wrote 3 years 3 hours ago

If you can't walk a few miles through brush then i can understand, but try to get in shape! don't use the ATV as an excuse. I personally like walking anyway.

Nate

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from vtbluegrass wrote 2 years 52 weeks ago

Before moving to Eastern NC where there are logging roads every 10 feet or so I routinely walked a mile in the dark up a mountain to hunt whitetails in the Jefferson National Forest, VA and still do when I can manage to make it back. These areas were foot traffic only by law. Getting a deer and only having to drag it half a mile was a good day. A bad day was helping my buddy drag a deer he killed in the last minute of legal hours from the top of the mountain to the creek bottom roughly two miles of laurels and rhododendron.Keep in mind I am 5'9" and push around 250lbs of spare tire the midsection. You can be an overweight beer drinkin American and still not be lazy.
ATV and dirt bikes have a place but I do not believe it is in hunting. Unless there is a disability of some sort. I will give the new electric atv's and this bike credit though of reducing impact on my hunting by reducing noise pollution. At least these people do have the desire to leave the pick-up. I can't tell you how many swivel seated shooting platforms I have seem mounted in pick-up beds since moving to NC.

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from peter wrote 3 years 5 hours ago

doesn't matter if its quiet it complecats the simplicity of the sport.besides i like the exersise

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from MLH wrote 3 years 4 hours ago

It has its place ... as long as it's kept there. I am waiting for the electric snowmobile.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from TheEasternShore... wrote 3 years 2 hours ago

walking to the stand is part of hunting.

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from deaddiver wrote 3 years 2 hours ago

How are you gonna carry all your gear on that??

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from buckhunter wrote 2 years 52 weeks ago

It's cute.

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from Sharkfin wrote 2 years 52 weeks ago

I'll admit I've got an atv that I take with me every time I go hunting. I load it in the bed of my truck and it stays there until I need to put a deer on it. I don't even take it for any other kind of hunting. I can carry a turkey, doves, rabbits and squirrels easily. The 200lb 9 point I harvested in November would have been more exercise than I wanted. I had to drag him 60 yards because that's as close as I could get with the 4 wheeler. With out the 4 wheeler I'd have to drag him half a mile. I've done that before, then I went a bought a 4 wheeler. I've never used the 4 wheeler to get to my stand. I enjoy the walk, although I did get a lighter climbing stand this year to make it a little easier.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Dr. Ralph wrote 2 years 52 weeks ago

Having almost killed myself on dirt bikes several times in my wayward youth I would never even think about hunting with one. I don't even like ATV's for hunting. Isn't the whole purpose of the sport getting outside, off your fat a$$ and communing with nature? Plus the rear sprocket needs some camo paint...

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Dr. Ralph wrote 2 years 52 weeks ago

Looking at that bow hunter and a motorcycle makes me think worse possible scenario. Muzzys up your fill in the blank...

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from WA Mtnhunter wrote 2 years 52 weeks ago

I believe you will see more and spook less game by leaving all the vehicles behind. I can't see taking the risk of getting hurt on a darn dirt bike miles from help. I own and use a four wheeler for game retrieval. I'm too old to drag 800 pound elk or pack quarters out for miles. I'll leave that to you studs.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Jim in Mo wrote 2 years 52 weeks ago

If I needed to get deep and then walk the rest of the way, I'd use that 8 grand and buy an atv. You can carry more gear (partner) and bring home game. I don't know the price of an electric atv, think modified golf cart.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Douglas wrote 3 years 8 hours ago

Great concept, electric bikes and atv's, but will they get you way out there and back again on a charge? Loaded with a large animal? (Not to mention wide bodied hunters)

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