


April 21, 2009
Chad Love: A Sure Cure for Hard-Mouthed Gun Dogs
By Chad Love

There's nothing like sending your dog to retrieve in front of all your friends and having him nail the mark, then return smartly to heel. By the time you bend down to give the "drop" command you've become the world's greatest trainer - until the slobbery wad of feathers and gore that used to be your bird lands in your hand.
Breaking your dog of a hard mouth is one of the most frustrating exercises in hunting. But trainers, fret no more! I’ve found a radical new aid that will get rid the problem in any breed. How? By eliminating their natural (but murderous and philosophically wrong) desire for flesh. Click here to find out what I mean.
That's right. Companion animal vegan diets. It may seem daft to discount your dog's millions of years of development as a carnivore, but I really think ABC is on to something here. Turn your dog into a vegetarian and not only do you eliminate hard mouth, you don't have to lie to your neighbors about why their cats keep disappearing. And you’ll also no longer need to break up fights! Everyone knows eating meat promotes aggression.
You will, however, need to put up a fence around the garden. And while you may notice a few small behavioral changes, especially in your male dogs (constantly redecorating their kennels, a newfound fondness for the groomers, etc...) I for one would gladly trade that in return for getting my mallards back in one piece.
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I would rather have chewed up birds than a Tofu eating dog, my friends would never let me hear the end of it. I eat meat, and so it would be unfair to my favorite hunting partner to rob him of the same.
Chad,
I have to tell a story!
A few years back, I went with some friends to ski a peak in late March. A woman who went on the trip with us had two husky-mix type dogs, and these dogs were...ahhh vegans, due to the beliefs of their owner that carnivory was tied in to innocent prey animals being torn limb from limb, to feral energies that we are all WAY PAST! and that there was no use waiting for the lion to lie down with the lamb, we can make that happen Right Now! and start with making sure that dogs never get any of that tasty evil meat and its attendant blood lust. Since the dogs were comletely untrained in every way ("power issues": ie. humans don't have the right to impose their will on other species!), they bounded forth from the truck and immediately disappeared. Much calling ensued.
I postholed in my ski boots through the snow to the edge of the trailhead parking lot, where the land fell off into a creek bottom. Somebody had thrown a load of elk ribs and legs down off in there, and the dogs were savaging the old dried and frozen carcass pieces in a kind of ecstasy, growling at other as they chomped pieces of hide and ripped away bleached white tendon material and wolfed it down. At one point both looked up at me, bones in mouth, and stared, in what seemed like A) pure aggression, ie. "come close to my carcass an I'll rip you a new one! yeah, that's right, you!"
and B)"Please, mister, I can see we got something in common. Just don't tell on us!"
I just turned around and didn't say a word.
The only downside was that around mid-day I ended up having to follow the dogs in the ski track and they were both bugling out these vast clouds of carcass gas all the way up the mountain. Like melt your eyebrows off kind of carcass gas, blasted out with enough force to straighten the dogs tails. "I don't know why this is happening" said the dogs' owner. "They never have have gas like this. What could it be?"
What ever happened to the Geneva convention? Surely chad you're not condoning such 'cruel and unusual' treatment
SBW
If I had a tofu eatin' dog, I would be excluded on all of the manly-man things I'm used to doing:}}
I still g-r-o-w-l if any one of my sons or daughters looks at my steak a little to long.
I always tell 'em, "eat your salad ...it's good for ya!"
Did anyone notice that the vegan hounds appeared to be thick?
Funny story, Hal Herring!
Hal, that story is priceless.
And I probably shouldn't admit this, but after I took that picture my dog chowed down on those carrots, but he just couldn't make it through the celery...
Sounds like a plan that would work. I just wonder if the dogs would like the vegan diet. I would think you have to start them off young or else it would be quite hard going from meat to a vegan diet.
What kind of vegan diet food did you put your dog on chad?
If I had a vegan dog, I'd eat the dog. Just sayin'.
Feeding a dog a vegan diet is simply foolish cruelty, nothing more, nothing less.
How would the vegans like it if we fed them nothing but meat? This is the equivalent to what they are doing to their dogs.
My uncle thought letting his lab eat a dove was a good training method until the dog wouldn't stop eating the damn birds. He never really broke her of that. Don't let them start and you'll be o.k. Go to dovehunting101.com, I've started a series on bird dog training. Click on the posts page and scroll down to read part one, or here is the permalink: http://www.dovehunting101.com/2009/04/16/bird-dog-training/ . Let me know what you think
I just love it when I run into a vegan out in the world extorting how you can live without meat while you sit and watch there eyebrows fall out due to lack of protein. I always like to tell them how even lions eat there share of vegetables, by eating the partially digested food in a kills stomach first since there stomachs can't process it raw. Funny none of those people ever talk to me twice. Do you think it was something in my teeth?
I can see it now.
Pheasant raises up, levels off and begins to fly off.
My double follows the bird, moves ahead just the right amount, trigger is squeezed, bird explodes and goes down.
Faithful dog bound away, on the retrieve.
And comes back a few minutes later with a CARROT!
My Lab has never been allowed to play with a bird after the retrieve, although he usually feels compelled to tote one duck or goose from the blind back to the truck at hunt's end or from one spot to another during the hunt. I oblige him this small pleasure, but whipped his butt a couple of times his first year at the first feather pulled...
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Chad,
I have to tell a story!
A few years back, I went with some friends to ski a peak in late March. A woman who went on the trip with us had two husky-mix type dogs, and these dogs were...ahhh vegans, due to the beliefs of their owner that carnivory was tied in to innocent prey animals being torn limb from limb, to feral energies that we are all WAY PAST! and that there was no use waiting for the lion to lie down with the lamb, we can make that happen Right Now! and start with making sure that dogs never get any of that tasty evil meat and its attendant blood lust. Since the dogs were comletely untrained in every way ("power issues": ie. humans don't have the right to impose their will on other species!), they bounded forth from the truck and immediately disappeared. Much calling ensued.
I postholed in my ski boots through the snow to the edge of the trailhead parking lot, where the land fell off into a creek bottom. Somebody had thrown a load of elk ribs and legs down off in there, and the dogs were savaging the old dried and frozen carcass pieces in a kind of ecstasy, growling at other as they chomped pieces of hide and ripped away bleached white tendon material and wolfed it down. At one point both looked up at me, bones in mouth, and stared, in what seemed like A) pure aggression, ie. "come close to my carcass an I'll rip you a new one! yeah, that's right, you!"
and B)"Please, mister, I can see we got something in common. Just don't tell on us!"
I just turned around and didn't say a word.
The only downside was that around mid-day I ended up having to follow the dogs in the ski track and they were both bugling out these vast clouds of carcass gas all the way up the mountain. Like melt your eyebrows off kind of carcass gas, blasted out with enough force to straighten the dogs tails. "I don't know why this is happening" said the dogs' owner. "They never have have gas like this. What could it be?"
If I had a vegan dog, I'd eat the dog. Just sayin'.
Feeding a dog a vegan diet is simply foolish cruelty, nothing more, nothing less.
How would the vegans like it if we fed them nothing but meat? This is the equivalent to what they are doing to their dogs.
I can see it now.
Pheasant raises up, levels off and begins to fly off.
My double follows the bird, moves ahead just the right amount, trigger is squeezed, bird explodes and goes down.
Faithful dog bound away, on the retrieve.
And comes back a few minutes later with a CARROT!
I would rather have chewed up birds than a Tofu eating dog, my friends would never let me hear the end of it. I eat meat, and so it would be unfair to my favorite hunting partner to rob him of the same.
What ever happened to the Geneva convention? Surely chad you're not condoning such 'cruel and unusual' treatment
SBW
If I had a tofu eatin' dog, I would be excluded on all of the manly-man things I'm used to doing:}}
I still g-r-o-w-l if any one of my sons or daughters looks at my steak a little to long.
I always tell 'em, "eat your salad ...it's good for ya!"
Did anyone notice that the vegan hounds appeared to be thick?
Funny story, Hal Herring!
Hal, that story is priceless.
And I probably shouldn't admit this, but after I took that picture my dog chowed down on those carrots, but he just couldn't make it through the celery...
Sounds like a plan that would work. I just wonder if the dogs would like the vegan diet. I would think you have to start them off young or else it would be quite hard going from meat to a vegan diet.
What kind of vegan diet food did you put your dog on chad?
My uncle thought letting his lab eat a dove was a good training method until the dog wouldn't stop eating the damn birds. He never really broke her of that. Don't let them start and you'll be o.k. Go to dovehunting101.com, I've started a series on bird dog training. Click on the posts page and scroll down to read part one, or here is the permalink: http://www.dovehunting101.com/2009/04/16/bird-dog-training/ . Let me know what you think
I just love it when I run into a vegan out in the world extorting how you can live without meat while you sit and watch there eyebrows fall out due to lack of protein. I always like to tell them how even lions eat there share of vegetables, by eating the partially digested food in a kills stomach first since there stomachs can't process it raw. Funny none of those people ever talk to me twice. Do you think it was something in my teeth?
My Lab has never been allowed to play with a bird after the retrieve, although he usually feels compelled to tote one duck or goose from the blind back to the truck at hunt's end or from one spot to another during the hunt. I oblige him this small pleasure, but whipped his butt a couple of times his first year at the first feather pulled...
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