Rock chucking? Apparently there are plenty of bigfoots in Peterborough, Ontario. Or something...

You could join the Big Foot Research group too... having to pose as a fisherman everyday at different lakes and streams and such to try and coax him out. Man, I would hate to have that job!

Hey! I believe Big foot exists....even though that one dumb animal has yet to be killed by a motor vehicle.

...Road kill is a seasonal thing anyway.

It seems Bigfoot has been seen all over the US. Florida, Ohio, Wisconsin and New York State all have recorded Bigfoot sightings. You bet if I encounter someone tall dark and extremely hairy I ain't gonna offer him shaken up cans of soda or otherwise attempt to annoy him. If I could get somebody like that to help out on the farm, I'd be right pleased...(heck no I ain't shootin' at any such thing! What If I miss! Hate to make an enemy of Bigfoot!)
Strangely it seems the usual gender of Homo Sapiens abducted by Bigfoot is actually Male, whoever Bigfoot is He don't seem to be interested in Women, just guys...

I know a neat little place in the U.P. that you can fish and spend a couple of nights out in a tent that will change your mind about the "possibility".

Could be, though I myself have no fear of Bigfoot abduction (being of the distaff sex), you might...Although I might reassure you that none of the abducted human males actually report any sort of hanky panky. Of course they escaped...so one can't really say can you...Just don't piss it off.