


June 19, 2009
Chad Love: Chihuahua vs. Cougar
I dislike Chihuahuas intensely, in part because I just don't see the appeal of owning a dog (if that’s what they really are) that any decent-sized bull snake could swallow whole. But whatever the ugly little creatures are, I'll give Chihuahuas this; they sport a pair of brass clankers all out of proportion to their body size. Either that or the three in this video clip got confused and mistook the mountain lion they cornered in their owner’s garage for an unprotected ankle ...
You'd never see any self-respecting coyote get itself cornered and cowed by something that (and I quote) is "carried around in [a] handbag" but perhaps dogs the size of Norway rats are the answer to California's cougar troubles.
You see, California has had a ban on mountain lion hunting since 1990, a vote that was widely supported by the entertainment industry. In gratitude, California's mountain lion population immediately began dining on said voters.
This video demonstrates that while California's mountain lions may have no qualms about snacking on joggers, something about annoying, pampered little yappy dogs with no sense of self-preservation terrifies them. And which industry is chock-full of annoying, pampered little yappy dogs?
That's right, the entertainment industry.
It’s a perfect synergy: All the celebrities who lobbied for California's ban on hunting mountain lions can now loan their trendy little handbag dogs to citizens who have to live with the consequences of that decision. Someone call Paris Hilton, quick.
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I'm with you on the dislike of the little taco dog & any other little yap-yap creature--even the little cute ones. I had the impression they were pretty brave--I've had bite marks on my ankles to prove it. This confirms that they're courageous little beasts. But even with my newfound respect, I won't be going out & buying one anytime soon.
We had a chihuahua mix that ruled the roost over our English pointers, a German shorthair, and a doberman, among other. Ferocious and protective little bugger. A friend jokingly slapped my dad on the leg and the dog clamped down on his hand a few times. Those sharp little teeth make fine puncture wounds.
One day he went after a huge Great Dane. The Dane just looked down at him, put his head up, and kept on leisurely walking. Being ignored really ticked off that little mutt. Lucky for him that Dane just didn't bother. He wasn't so lucky when a setter crushed his ribs. Still lived for years after that, ornery as ever. One day that setter ran down the street with the chihuahua in hot pursuit. Strange ... but then noticed our doberman right behind. Helps to have backup.
Must be something ingrained in a cats psyche to fear dogs. Small dogs can get away with things on felines that will get them instantly killed by hungry or territorial canines.
It's sad they had to kill the mountain lion. Haven't they ever heard of tranquilizers.
Chihuahua's attack MORE people than ALL the "dangerous" dogs PUT TOGETHER !
Cats are afraid of dogs, no matter what size. Must be the barking.
Ditto's with cats being scared of dogs, just natural enemies. As for the little kick-me dogs, I'm pretty sure they were just ignorant as to what they were barking at.
I was hoping the cougar would have just ate the chihuahuas. It would have saved itself and done the rest of us a favor.
I agree with leifjohn, but why is it always as soon as an animal does something wrong, the so-called 'experts' kill it? What if it was that way with humans? Out population would go down pretty quickly.
Nate
That Cat is literally a Big Pussy! I think those yap-dogs annoyed it into that corner. And we don't want the cats to eat the hollywood Chihauhaus, we want them to eat the Hollywood entertainer/celebrity types.
hey Nate, alot of us wish we did do that with humans. Might be a smaller population, but a much better one if u ask me. And if yall have not figured out, its only ok for liberals to kill animals, look at spca........
Well the Chihuahua was developed as an indian hunting dog that was pocket size:P kinda like modern cellphones..
But if other bigger species of dogs where as feroucious as theese little yappers then we would exterminate them and breed only on those with gentle psychies..
But give rattus norvegicus bullhormones and a steady proteinrich diet and im sure it will make a better pet than thees ones:P and THEY will keep the yotes away too:P:D
i hate them little evil cat-dogs, but i guess they have guts
All little dogs were bred down from big dogs,and still have the heart of a big dog even if they ain't got quite the caliber they still got the powder charge. Conversely all huge dogs were bred up from much smaller ones, hence that newfoundland who insists on climbing into your lap although he outweighs you by 50 pounds!
I beg to differ with the individual who believes chihuahua dogs were "pocket sized hunting dogs". Archaeology and historical data reveal that such dogs were bred to be household dogs, born to be "doorbells" and "garbage disposals" (eat table scraps and unused food) then to do their final duty as an ingredient in the Mole' or enchilada. The Aztec had no domesticated animal protein sources other than dogs and turkeys (as well as each other). They used what they had. Koreans bred a very similar looking breed of dinner dog ( a little bigger though), I remember seeing them for sale in the open market at Osan when I was "over there".
"You see, California has had a ban on mountain lion hunting since 1990, a vote that was widely supported by the entertainment industry. In gratitude, California's mountain lion population immediately began dining on said voters."
And that would be bad because.... why, exactly?
People in the video clip kept talking about a dog...but all I saw was a big rat and a cougar.
I hate to rag on such a brave little beast, but Big C has a point.
First time I ever heard anything good about this particular breed of canine. I have some buddies in Idaho that are hound hunting fanatics, maybe I will show them the vid and get them to buy a pack of the little buggers... I am sure they eat less than hounds and you can fit more in your dog box! And I hope they took the lion in to the taxedermist- they should atleast make a doggie bed out of it!
Am glad that the first thing the owner thinks about after making sure her daughter is safe is getting a video camera to record the whole thing! I mean I understand protecting yourself but if that was me, I would be protecting my dogs... but I guess she saw them more as rodents than anything else.
Maybe the mountain lions might control the population of said supporters.
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Ditto's with cats being scared of dogs, just natural enemies. As for the little kick-me dogs, I'm pretty sure they were just ignorant as to what they were barking at.
We had a chihuahua mix that ruled the roost over our English pointers, a German shorthair, and a doberman, among other. Ferocious and protective little bugger. A friend jokingly slapped my dad on the leg and the dog clamped down on his hand a few times. Those sharp little teeth make fine puncture wounds.
One day he went after a huge Great Dane. The Dane just looked down at him, put his head up, and kept on leisurely walking. Being ignored really ticked off that little mutt. Lucky for him that Dane just didn't bother. He wasn't so lucky when a setter crushed his ribs. Still lived for years after that, ornery as ever. One day that setter ran down the street with the chihuahua in hot pursuit. Strange ... but then noticed our doberman right behind. Helps to have backup.
Must be something ingrained in a cats psyche to fear dogs. Small dogs can get away with things on felines that will get them instantly killed by hungry or territorial canines.
I'm with you on the dislike of the little taco dog & any other little yap-yap creature--even the little cute ones. I had the impression they were pretty brave--I've had bite marks on my ankles to prove it. This confirms that they're courageous little beasts. But even with my newfound respect, I won't be going out & buying one anytime soon.
It's sad they had to kill the mountain lion. Haven't they ever heard of tranquilizers.
Chihuahua's attack MORE people than ALL the "dangerous" dogs PUT TOGETHER !
Cats are afraid of dogs, no matter what size. Must be the barking.
Well the Chihuahua was developed as an indian hunting dog that was pocket size:P kinda like modern cellphones..
But if other bigger species of dogs where as feroucious as theese little yappers then we would exterminate them and breed only on those with gentle psychies..
But give rattus norvegicus bullhormones and a steady proteinrich diet and im sure it will make a better pet than thees ones:P and THEY will keep the yotes away too:P:D
People in the video clip kept talking about a dog...but all I saw was a big rat and a cougar.
I was hoping the cougar would have just ate the chihuahuas. It would have saved itself and done the rest of us a favor.
I agree with leifjohn, but why is it always as soon as an animal does something wrong, the so-called 'experts' kill it? What if it was that way with humans? Out population would go down pretty quickly.
Nate
That Cat is literally a Big Pussy! I think those yap-dogs annoyed it into that corner. And we don't want the cats to eat the hollywood Chihauhaus, we want them to eat the Hollywood entertainer/celebrity types.
hey Nate, alot of us wish we did do that with humans. Might be a smaller population, but a much better one if u ask me. And if yall have not figured out, its only ok for liberals to kill animals, look at spca........
i hate them little evil cat-dogs, but i guess they have guts
All little dogs were bred down from big dogs,and still have the heart of a big dog even if they ain't got quite the caliber they still got the powder charge. Conversely all huge dogs were bred up from much smaller ones, hence that newfoundland who insists on climbing into your lap although he outweighs you by 50 pounds!
I beg to differ with the individual who believes chihuahua dogs were "pocket sized hunting dogs". Archaeology and historical data reveal that such dogs were bred to be household dogs, born to be "doorbells" and "garbage disposals" (eat table scraps and unused food) then to do their final duty as an ingredient in the Mole' or enchilada. The Aztec had no domesticated animal protein sources other than dogs and turkeys (as well as each other). They used what they had. Koreans bred a very similar looking breed of dinner dog ( a little bigger though), I remember seeing them for sale in the open market at Osan when I was "over there".
I hate to rag on such a brave little beast, but Big C has a point.
First time I ever heard anything good about this particular breed of canine. I have some buddies in Idaho that are hound hunting fanatics, maybe I will show them the vid and get them to buy a pack of the little buggers... I am sure they eat less than hounds and you can fit more in your dog box! And I hope they took the lion in to the taxedermist- they should atleast make a doggie bed out of it!
Am glad that the first thing the owner thinks about after making sure her daughter is safe is getting a video camera to record the whole thing! I mean I understand protecting yourself but if that was me, I would be protecting my dogs... but I guess she saw them more as rodents than anything else.
Maybe the mountain lions might control the population of said supporters.
"You see, California has had a ban on mountain lion hunting since 1990, a vote that was widely supported by the entertainment industry. In gratitude, California's mountain lion population immediately began dining on said voters."
And that would be bad because.... why, exactly?
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