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July 08, 2009

Who You Calling Ugly?

By David DiBenedetto

Think your dog is good looking? I sure think mine is. Hell, Pritch can’t walk down the street without someone stopping to “oooh” and “aaah” over her. My wife (who is NOT the woman in the photo below) was so overwhelmed by this response on the street that not long ago she entered Pritch in the puppy division of a local dog show. To be honest, we thought Pritch would walk away with an armload of whatever prizes they give pups in small, local dog shows.

Pritch entered the ring with about 30 other dogs. And then another heat of 30 pups followed. There were to be three cuts to narrow the contestants down to a final group from which the winner would be chosen. To our surprise ...

... Pritch got knocked out immediately. (But the highlight came after her exit when a “leash malfunction” allowed Pritch to ruffle the coiffed fur on an adult dog that looked to have spent the morning at the beauty parlor. The owner responded with such a set of gyrations and guttural noises I thought a hornet had flown up her tapered polyester shorts.)

We took our loss in stride. Pritch, after all, is a gun dog—not a beauty queen. Still, I know she’s better looking than the canines that recently competed in the World’s Ugliest Dog Competition hosted by Animal Planet. To see a few photos of these lookers click here.

But I’ll admit, if you’ve never loved a mash-up of a mutt, one that you could hardly tell if it was coming or going, then you’ve never really lived. Or at least not lived with an ugly dog. 

Those of you with a soft spot in your hearts for ugly mutts, say “here.”

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from muskiemaster wrote 2 years 45 weeks ago

I hoped to enter my little pup in a dog show or something of the sort here in town to but not sure how to sign her up. Dependin on how this season goes though I think that maybe field trials could be the thing for her you should put pritch in one of them some time. It's great practice and allows you to talk to other trainers about tips and techniques.

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from Quackwacker wrote 2 years 45 weeks ago

David,

If I had a nickel for every time someone thinks Jaz( Boykin Female with a wavy coat) is a cocker spaniel I wouldnt have to work another day in my life. Now my male Gus ( curly coated boykin) everyone thinks is a damn poodle!

But they both get lots of attention when we take them out to the ball park!

Since you brought it up..............I think that every dog show for looks ought to take the top five in the sporting class out back and see who has any of the skills the dogs were breed for, then decide who wins.

Just my .02 worth.

Quack

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from 2Poppa wrote 2 years 45 weeks ago

Ahh ...
Some of these dogs are just down right un-natural.

It's hard to say they're cute ... I kind of feel sorry for 'em!

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from Dave DiBenedetto wrote 2 years 45 weeks ago

muskie and Quack--Have no fear. That's the last dog show we'll attend. It'll be field trials from here on out.

2Poppa- I hear ya. Hard to imagine most of those dogs in the ugly contest are purebred. I'll take a Heinz 57 any day over one of those pooches.

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from pinopolis wrote 2 years 45 weeks ago

i love my purebred, but three cheers for mutts!

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from Jere Smith wrote 2 years 45 weeks ago

Have to agree, some of the dogs are a bit homely. But I bet they are all loved by their owners.

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from FloridaHunter1226 wrote 2 years 45 weeks ago

I would have to say that the ugliest dog to me are pugs and the dog in the picture, I don't know the breed but that thing looks more like a thin haired rat than a dog.

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from belledecor wrote 2 years 45 weeks ago

I have soft spot for both, but man those dogs are U-G-L-Y. It takes all kinds!

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from ggmack wrote 2 years 45 weeks ago

my best friend is a Jack Russle with a bald back. who has heard of a dog allergic to fleas and grass? damn puppy mills.

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from Jeff4066 wrote 2 years 45 weeks ago

Apparently, there's only one really ugly dog, and that's all those Chinese Crested.

One was scarred, not naturally ugly.
A picture that I couldn't look at the dog because the owner was so ugly.
Pugs are really cute!

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from GiantWhitetails wrote 2 years 45 weeks ago

That dogs got a mullet.

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from ChuckG wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

I'll tell ya something about the dog show world. It's almost as bad as that show "Toddlers and Tiaras". I know you've seen the advertisments for it on TLC. People so anal when it comes to showing their dogs. I compete with my dogs in competative obedience and I will pay someone to show my dogs if they have the right stuff, but those people seriously need to lighten up. I mean I know they put a lot of time and effort into it but come on....

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from ChuckG wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Wow, sorry for the bad grammar!

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from 2Poppa wrote 2 years 45 weeks ago

Ahh ...
Some of these dogs are just down right un-natural.

It's hard to say they're cute ... I kind of feel sorry for 'em!

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from Dave DiBenedetto wrote 2 years 45 weeks ago

muskie and Quack--Have no fear. That's the last dog show we'll attend. It'll be field trials from here on out.

2Poppa- I hear ya. Hard to imagine most of those dogs in the ugly contest are purebred. I'll take a Heinz 57 any day over one of those pooches.

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from ggmack wrote 2 years 45 weeks ago

my best friend is a Jack Russle with a bald back. who has heard of a dog allergic to fleas and grass? damn puppy mills.

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from muskiemaster wrote 2 years 45 weeks ago

I hoped to enter my little pup in a dog show or something of the sort here in town to but not sure how to sign her up. Dependin on how this season goes though I think that maybe field trials could be the thing for her you should put pritch in one of them some time. It's great practice and allows you to talk to other trainers about tips and techniques.

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from Quackwacker wrote 2 years 45 weeks ago

David,

If I had a nickel for every time someone thinks Jaz( Boykin Female with a wavy coat) is a cocker spaniel I wouldnt have to work another day in my life. Now my male Gus ( curly coated boykin) everyone thinks is a damn poodle!

But they both get lots of attention when we take them out to the ball park!

Since you brought it up..............I think that every dog show for looks ought to take the top five in the sporting class out back and see who has any of the skills the dogs were breed for, then decide who wins.

Just my .02 worth.

Quack

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from pinopolis wrote 2 years 45 weeks ago

i love my purebred, but three cheers for mutts!

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from Jere Smith wrote 2 years 45 weeks ago

Have to agree, some of the dogs are a bit homely. But I bet they are all loved by their owners.

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from FloridaHunter1226 wrote 2 years 45 weeks ago

I would have to say that the ugliest dog to me are pugs and the dog in the picture, I don't know the breed but that thing looks more like a thin haired rat than a dog.

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from belledecor wrote 2 years 45 weeks ago

I have soft spot for both, but man those dogs are U-G-L-Y. It takes all kinds!

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from Jeff4066 wrote 2 years 45 weeks ago

Apparently, there's only one really ugly dog, and that's all those Chinese Crested.

One was scarred, not naturally ugly.
A picture that I couldn't look at the dog because the owner was so ugly.
Pugs are really cute!

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from GiantWhitetails wrote 2 years 45 weeks ago

That dogs got a mullet.

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from ChuckG wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

I'll tell ya something about the dog show world. It's almost as bad as that show "Toddlers and Tiaras". I know you've seen the advertisments for it on TLC. People so anal when it comes to showing their dogs. I compete with my dogs in competative obedience and I will pay someone to show my dogs if they have the right stuff, but those people seriously need to lighten up. I mean I know they put a lot of time and effort into it but come on....

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from ChuckG wrote 2 years 29 weeks ago

Wow, sorry for the bad grammar!

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