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October 12, 2009

Chad Love: School Suspends Six-Year-Old Boy For Bringing Folding Silverware to Lunch

By now most of us are fairly hardened to news stories that highlight the terminal stupidity of most school zero-tolerance policies. Every few weeks, it seems, some poor student somewhere will forget to cover up her fake wooden drill team rifle or perhaps drive to school with a bow in his car.

As such, I now tend to ignore them. I simply shake my head and accept it as a normal part of living in Idiot America.

But this story tugged at both my eye and - I must admit - my hardened heart.

From the story in the New York Times:

NEWARK, Del. — Finding character witnesses when you are 6 years old is not easy. But there was Zachary Christie last week at a school disciplinary committee hearing with his karate instructor and his mother’s fiancé by his side to vouch for him.

Zachary’s offense? Taking a camping utensil that can serve as a knife, fork and spoon to school. He was so excited about recently joining the Cub Scouts that he wanted to use it at lunch. School officials concluded that he had violated their zero-tolerance policy on weapons, and Zachary now faces 45 days in the district’s reform school.

Six. Years. Old. Not a teenager. Not even a middle-school student. A child. A little boy who probably still thinks Elmo is pretty cool. And now he's facing 45 days in the grammar school equivalent of San Quentin because he joined the Cub Scouts and wanted to eat lunch with...folding silverware? That's not garden-variety school administration stupidity. Nope, that kind of cosmic dumbassery occupies a temporal plane of ineptitude and lack of reason so profound a Zen master could spend a lifetime meditating upon its philosophical consequences. It's that stupid.

And the story strikes close to home as well, because I almost made the same mistake last year with my son. Like Zachary, he loves being outside, loves camping and survival shows, and last Christmas my wife and I surprised him with a Leatherman multi-tool, just like Les Stroud's. He was so proud of it he wanted to take it to school for show-and-tell. I enthusiastically said "sure thing, son." But my wife, a battle-hardened high school teacher who knows from zero-tolerance policies, reminded us both that to do so would violate the district's zero-tolerance policy and get us both in big trouble.

So we ended up taking a picture, printing it off and when it was time for show-and-tell that week my son unfurled an 8x10 photograph of his multi-tool because society has deemed the real thing too much of a threat. Welcome to modern living.

Yes, it's depressing, but look on the bright side: we're not quite this bad. 

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from Mike Diehl wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

There's a bunch of school administrators that should be fired on the spot. Who hires these idiots?

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from jcarlin wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

zero tolerance = zero judgement
Luckily the schools seem to hire the right people who will blindly obey. What ever happened to hiring our educators FOR their judgement and good sense.

The though of someone deciding to send my innocent 6 year old girl to a reform school for something so trivial is infuriating. A reprimand because it's against the rules sure, but a reform school? I'm sure that'll be just great for the development of this young man.

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from seadog wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

They have the same kind on idiotic policies here. It doesn't even have to be real: a rubber knife or a water pistol will bring an automatic suspension from school.

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from straightshooter wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

At the beginning of a new school term several years ago, my son was given an assignment to give a presentation on the highlight of his summer. A visual aid of some sort was required. The only rule was that the visual aid could not be a gun or even a picture of a gun.

Well, the highlight of my son's summer happened to be competing at the International BB Gun Championship Match which had been held at the Olympic shooting facility in Atlanta -a pretty big thing for a 12 year old kid. This rule about no pictures of guns was probably a result of publicity that his trip had received in our small town. The teacher was trying to keep him from discussing this trip where kids actually shot guns. Since he couldn't show pictures from the competition, he ended up taking the targets that he shot and then was still able to talk about the highlight of his summer.

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from buckhunter wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

Somebody tell me how Chads blog ended. I'm laughing so hard at "cosmic dumassery" that I can no longer read.

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from jjas wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

Is the response from the school over the top? Absolutely. 45 days in a reform school for bring a boy scount knife to school. That's nuts....

But, his parents should have checked w/the boys teacher before allowing a knife to be brought into the school.

It's a stupid rule, but it's a rule. I'm sure we all know of laws that we feel are stupid, but that doesn't mean you can break them w/out punishments. I personally think the super high dollar fines for speeding that most states are changing are stupid, but that doesn't mean I won't have to pay it if I get caught speeding.

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from bluecollarkid wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

Quote of the week, "that kind of cosmic dumbassery occupies a temporal plane of ineptitude and lack of reason so profound a Zen master could spend a lifetime meditating upon its philosophical consequences." Chad Love, you kill me. ROFLMAO.

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from bluecollarkid wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

Solution: Withdraw the child from the school and work out an alternate form of education. If we all homeschooled our kids or sent them to private schools, public schools would cease to exist. Problem solved.

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from rabbitpolice88 wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

Seriously, why would parents want to even subject their kids to this kind of stupidity?

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from rabbitpolice88 wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

Every time the government school system is allowed to get away with something like this if is further engraining into the next generation that weapons, hunting, being independent and freedom in general are not as important and being good government subjects. We have no one to blame but ourselves for this gross abuse of power.

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from sgaredneck wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

comic dumbassery = pussification by the nanny state

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from jbird wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

Hopefully the parents, and community can put enought pressure on the school board to overrule the 'zero tolerance' crap.

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from MLH wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

This is depressing. Having a picture of the Leatherman might be enough in get your son suspended in some school districts. Just instilling more fear and more curiosity in the young for things which they have no clue.

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from Ruckweiler wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

We have become a nation of pussies. Sorry for such language but sometimes the Infantry way is best.

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from Ruckweiler wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

We have become a nation of pussies. Sorry for such language but sometimes the Infantry way is best.

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from earlyriser81 wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

I have ran into many issues with the zero tolerance laws. Do you kow that the so called "zero tolerance laws" are not laws but rather rules of an organization? Let me take a step back. This applies to GA and other states may have these laws in their law book. I can only tell you what GA laws says because I have to know it. I have not seen any zero tolerance law in my GA law book, but I will be happy to look again.
These issues are what you deal with when you have a group making fear based decisions. These people!

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from Fisher Boy wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

that's rough, what is wrong with schools, he loves the outdoors, and spends his time doing something good, not smoking drugs. they should cut him a break. I'm glad that they weren't that strict when i was in fifth grade. i cut out a secret santa box for the gift, and wrapped up the box knife in there on accident. When the teacher saw it she just grabbed it. no stupid zero-tolerance crap.

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from elkslayer wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

if I were the parents I would pull my son out of that school and home school him for a year rather than allow him to be put in a deliquent facility. Here's a a newsflash I carry a 3 1/2 inch lockknife in my pocket all through middle school and highschool and nobody died. I can't understand why some people think that just touching a knife or gun causes a person to have murderous tendencies. It's completely asinine.

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from Dogtown wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

Chad....I am surprised that your son wasn't relegated to the impound lot too for bringing a picture of such a vile wheapon to frighten the poor little children. Dumbassery indeed!!

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from muskiemaster wrote 14 weeks 23 hours ago

ah yes the good old days, I was like a magnet to this kind of stuff a few years back during elementary school I brought everything from traps to bullets to school and every time I got told I was breaking the rules. But did I care no, because its what I love so to bad.

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from seadog wrote 14 weeks 23 hours ago

This is all part if the "wimpification" of our children. Our school district also has a Zero tolerance policy for fighting. That almost sounds reasonable until you see how they apply it--automatic suspension for both kids, no exceptions. My son was in one fight during middle school. A kid started verbally harassing him before first period--he walked away. After second period, the kid came back, started again & pushed him a couple of times, but my son walked away. After lunch, the kid came back, pushed him again, called him a pussy, then threw a punch. My son blocked the punch & hit the kid one time--knocked him down & bloodied his nose. I got this story from the assistant principal who gave both kids the same punishment. Needless to say, I went ballistic. No right to self defense? Not in school, I was told. I told my son if it ever happens again, do the same d*mn thing, & the reward he got from me for standing up like a man (and for not fighting until the kid actually hit him) more than made up for the school's punishment.

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from rjw wrote 14 weeks 23 hours ago

This is what happens when you give an a-hole a little power!
We need to get rid of the protection these teachers hide behind (tenure) and come up with some kind of common sense test.
Hey Chad, sure wish you could have been my English teacher back in the day.

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from Fruguy101 wrote 14 weeks 22 hours ago

"Nope, that kind of cosmic dumbassery occupies a temporal plane of ineptitude and lack of reason so profound a Zen master could spend a lifetime meditating upon its philosophical consequences."

That has to be the best one sentence i have read on this site since i registered after i got my subscription.

Not only do we let these people tell us what our children can do at school, they also have the gall to specify what adults can do on school property when you are there for a sporting event. Last time i checked, the schools were public property, and just like the state and us capitals, we have the right to have a say about who and what is going on there.

I can understand the zero tolerance policies that schools have after all of those school shootings of the late nineties, but events like this are the downfall of the common sense factor in future adults. If we allow things like this to keep happening, then our country is heading towards the socialist nation that so-called leaders like Obama are trying to force us towards.

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from beaverlog wrote 14 weeks 22 hours ago

Perhaps I've heard wrong,but I was told that it's the teachers unions and schoolboards that make the rules of zero-tolerance for both children and adults.The unions and their rules protect the teachers when they make graver mistakes than 99.9% of our children would.Socialist?More like communist!How do you start a parents union?

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from Clay Cooper wrote 14 weeks 21 hours ago

I remember in High School I had a 30-06 in the rack of my Dads Toyota Land Cruiser in the school parking lot and sitting in class with a round or two for show and tell. Even the Principle would ask what rifle I had that day as he drove past and when passing in the hall and where was I going hunting after school!

If I was in charge, I would take the item and hold it for the parents to come and get it. No hate and no discontent just kindly inform Zachary this is not the kind of item to be brought to school. You can bet he thought it would be neat to show it off in the chow hall I know I would!

What are these idiots going to do if something really happens!

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from Manbearpig wrote 14 weeks 21 hours ago

Mike Diehl, You want to know who hires these idiots? The school board. Who are unfortunatly are elected by us. Remind the school board that they are publicly elected officals and they will have to fall from the voice of the people.

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from MLH wrote 14 weeks 21 hours ago

This actually made the national new tonight (19Oct09). An Yahoo! news. Everyone is asking whether zero tolerance has gone too far. About time.

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from Ruckweiler wrote 14 weeks 21 hours ago

Discovered that the expression "an armed society is a polite society" was written by Robert Heinlein, the science fiction writer. Proper credit is due him. I've heard this so often but didn't know the author.

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from Ruckweiler wrote 14 weeks 20 hours ago

Guys, I'm quacking up. My last post was for another story. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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from JOHN ANDERSON wrote 14 weeks 20 hours ago

Thank GOD he wasnt helping an elderly women across the street!!Imagine the utter kaos!! Its crazy!and sad these people are trying to teach our children anything more than the 3-r's.

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from fisher girl wrote 14 weeks 20 hours ago

What is wrong with people? It's a six year old kid. I can understand some kind of punishment like that for bringing an actual knife to school, but a folding eating utensils? Come on. Can't they cut the kid a break, I mean he just wanted to eat his school lunch with it!

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from Mark J wrote 14 weeks 20 hours ago

Not all schools are this bad. When I was in high school a couple of years ago our principle let a buddy of mine bring his bow into school and shoot it for a physics project. It violated the zero tolerance policy but the principle knew that he was good kid so he let him bring it in anyways.
Of course at this same school the starting wide receiver on my football team got sucker punched by some kid in the hallway and walked away without throwing a punch hoping to avoid a suspension. He was suspended from school for 3 DAYS and had to miss that week's games for getting PUNCHED IN THE FACE! So I guess no where is perfect.

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from apowers1031 wrote 14 weeks 20 hours ago

i think we should open up a private school for kids who love the outdoors and can leave their bows in hteir truck and bring knives to school like the goodold days.....but they need to be prescreened

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from apowers1031 wrote 14 weeks 20 hours ago

their sorry

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from 86Ram wrote 14 weeks 19 hours ago

Once again a school overstepping its bounds withj obsurd rules.

That is a parents responsibility to deal with not some disciplinary committee bs.

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from Clay Cooper wrote 14 weeks 18 hours ago

You know this reminds me of?

“the people I put in jail have more honor than the top administration in this organization.”
-Bob Hoffman, ATF agent, to Mike Wallace, on 60 Minutes, 1993-Jan

“I took an oath. And the thing that I find totally abhorrent and disgusting is these higher-level people took that same oath and they violate the basic principles and tenets of the Constitution and the laws and simple ethics and morality.”
-Lou Tomasello, ATF agent, to Mike Wallace, on 60 Minutes, 1993-Jan

“a jack-booted group of fascists who are perhaps as large a danger to American society as I could pick today.”
-Rep. John Dingell (D-MI) in 1983, describing the ATF

“Trampled upon the Second Amendment [...] Offended the Fourth Amendment [...] Ignored the Fifth Amendment”
-Senate Subcommittee on the Constitution, 1982, findings regarding the ATF

“To be civilized is to restrain the ability to commit mayhem. To be incapable of committing mayhem is not the mark of the civilized, merely the domesticated.”
-Trefor Thomas

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from Clay Cooper wrote 14 weeks 18 hours ago

The youngen had a BSA knife?

GIVE ME A BREAK!!!

I WANT THAT KID IN MY GRANDKIDS CLASS!!!!!

I'll bet He has better common since than those Thugly School Officials, just an innocent thing he did!!!

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from Clay Cooper wrote 14 weeks 18 hours ago

I started to say something, but I'm not.

This really make s me mad, what in the world is this Nation of cheese eating, Wine drinking class of surrendering freaks doing. I remember it was the Parents the school feared, now it's the Student and the Teachers Union!

OK, SO I LIED! SUE ME!!!

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from suburban bushwacker wrote 14 weeks 13 hours ago

45 days! Sadly Mrs Chad is right in this day and age. whatever we think about such an ill considered rule 45 days is just ridiculous. It's 9 weeks of school! 9 weeks!!

SBW

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from ranger2 wrote 14 weeks 12 hours ago

Chad, good call on the dumbassery commentary. I generated a similar speech for the exit interview when I quit teaching middle school. You should have seen the look on the faces of the perpetrators of dumbassery!

So, speaking from experience, the general bent of the public school system tends to coddle the children into a class of mindless subjects that have more regard to being "saved" from reality than experiencing any likeness to a life of traditional American freedom. Teachers and administrators often believe they are on a mission to "save the poor children" from everything, including independant thought and personal responsibility. Schools tend to live by a sliding scale of discipline based on moral relativity- more of the "whatever works for you" philosophy. Except when kids like this bring a BSA cutlery set to the lunch room-they get nuked of the face of the planet. They might as well scribe into the student handbook "The penalty for bringing anything to school that resembles a weapon, no matter how utilitarian it might be, is to be shot in the face with a bazooka."
I encourage parents to storm the halls of your local schools and make sure that this kind of crap is not part of your community. Our posterity is depending on you.

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from hardineric wrote 14 weeks 8 hours ago

I taught school for ten years and quit when a student ran out of the building for the highway, I ran after him and stopped him before he could run out in front of traffic. He punched me, bit me, and kicked me. When the sheriff got there, he grabbed the sheriff's gun and tried to shoot him with it. His parents then threatened to sue because I touched their son. My actions were not good in the eyes of the county because I didn't have the right certificate to restrain a child. surreal!

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from hardineric wrote 14 weeks 8 hours ago

I taught school for ten years and quit when a student ran out of the building for the highway, I ran after him and stopped him before he could run out in front of traffic. He punched me, bit me, and kicked me. When the sheriff got there, he grabbed the sheriff's gun and tried to shoot him with it. His parents then threatened to sue because I touched their son. My actions were not good in the eyes of the county because I didn't have the right certificate to restrain a child. surreal!

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from dighunter wrote 14 weeks 7 hours ago

To Mike Diehl, you hired these idiots when you either voted for your local school board members or chose to not get involved with your local school board. The community choses these idiots. Second, I love how people on here are quick to show teachers as heartless wimps hiding behind policy. Those policies are their for a reason. To protect not only the students, but also the school district and teachers from litigation like the one hardineric mentioned. Being a teacher, I understand that it is not usually the kid who brings the knife to school that you are worried about. If he has it at school, the another unstable student might get it cause harm. last week a friend of mine was attacked by a bipolar student because he flipped out during class. if that student could have gotten a knife he might have injured my friend or another student. In the case of the boy with the BSA cutlery set, I think this was an extreme punishment. Teachers and schools deserve protection just like student.

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from michaux wrote 14 weeks 6 hours ago

There are teachers and there are educators. Apparently the school district is lacking in educators.

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from Paul Wilke wrote 14 weeks 5 hours ago

A butter knife?
I'm waiting to hear of the child who was suspended for haveing a sharp pencil.
They still have pencils in school, don't they?

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from sgaredneck wrote 14 weeks 5 hours ago

I have dome deep reservations about this boy being separated from his friends and subjected to the 45 days. When you do things like that to youngsters, it's a sign that you don't believe in their worth. It might be different if he was violent. This has repercussions for his future.

If everyone that was outraged about this zero tolerance fiasco ante'd up $1, I wonder what private school that would get the boy into and how long that would cover his tuition? Maybe all the way through college perhaps?

Do y'all realize this whole deal is the polar opposite of what Del is doing for those boys in KS? Maybe start a school with a common-sense approach incorporating outdoors into the curriculum. Imagine that - I'd send my kids there in a heartbeat!

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from sgaredneck wrote 14 weeks 5 hours ago

the 'd' key and the 's' key are too dang close together -
SOME instead of dome.

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from thuroy wrote 14 weeks 3 hours ago

I don't know if any one of these people have ever heard of the phrase "common sense", but as a teacher I tell all of my students that "common sense" is the greatest tool anyone could have. I wish more people had it or used it we wouldn't have many of the problems that we have today.

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from Douglas wrote 14 weeks 1 hour ago

Go to www.helpzachary.com and sign the petition.

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from ohiohunter wrote 13 weeks 6 days ago

you no i dont agree that someone so young should have got suspended, but there was a knife in the tool and no knives are allowed in schools, but becuase of his young age they should have let it slide since he probably didnt know any better.

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from rms_399 wrote 13 weeks 6 days ago

This is exactly why we're going to homeschool. You simply can't teach "common sense" or "critical thinking" or "good judgement" in today's school systems. I feel sorry for this child who fell victim to the idiots in power.

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from JHawes wrote 13 weeks 6 days ago

Jesus, are kids still allowed to keep scissors and those compasses with the sharp points anymore in their desks these days or do the teachers have to keep them under lock and key. Why don't we take away pencils and staplers as well! I'm sure students could turn them into weapons as well. What a joke.

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from Don Mitchell wrote 13 weeks 6 days ago

I think WE all agree, DUMB A**ed as they come.
Fire them all.

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from halfastfisherman wrote 13 weeks 6 days ago

Yahoo.com just posted an update this morning-the school board voted to let him return to class. While it would be nice to think that common sense prevailed, I think the district was more concerned with the egg on their face and the PR nightmare their PC BS policy has caused them. At any rate, just remember folks- your local school board is a group elected by and working for you. Take the time to vote and go to board meetings once and awhile to ensure that they truly have your child's best interest at heart.

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from matchu2012 wrote 13 weeks 6 days ago

Where i go to school in VA almost everyone carries a knife and everyone knows sometimes the principle will ask to borrow your knife if he needs it and as long as it is under 3" its ok and until a few years ago they would lets students put there hunting rifles in there lockers just as long as they were well covered up

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from michaux wrote 13 weeks 6 days ago

BEAR, Del. -- A Delaware first-grader who was facing 45 days in an alternative school as punishment for taking his favorite camping utensil to school can return to class after the school board made a hasty change granting him a reprieve.
The seven-member Christina School Board voted unanimously Tuesday to reduce the punishment for kindergartners and first-graders who take weapons to school or commit violent offenses to a suspension ranging from three to five days.
Zachary Christie, 6, had faced 45 days in an alternative school for troublemakers after he took the utensil -- a combination folding knife, fork and spoon -- to school to eat lunch last month. Now, he could return Wednesday.

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from misty wrote 13 weeks 6 days ago

I get why he can't bring it to school. I mean, it does have a knife in it. Not that the kid is a danger to others, but he could cut himself under the school's care. But 45 DAYS for a 6-YEAR-OLD!!! That is insane! Confiscation and a note home or parent/teacher conference would have been sufficient.

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from Derrit wrote 13 weeks 6 days ago

finally after all the pressure I guess they finally woke up!
update:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091014/ap_on_re_us/us_zero_tolerance_boy

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from nerffodder wrote 13 weeks 2 days ago

Must not cry.............to horrible.............(sound of body falling).................Where am I? What country am I in? The USA??!? No, thats impossible! YOUR LYING!!!!!

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from HuntnandFishn in LA wrote 13 weeks 1 day ago

This is as bad as when I got suspended in 5th grade for having bullets at school, no gun just a couple of .22's that were in the pocket of my coat from the weekend!

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from BSwyers wrote 12 weeks 3 days ago

Zero tolerance. Personally I think zero tolerance should be saved for child molesters and hardened criminals( The three strike variety). Unfortunately the bureaucrats are so obsessed with "doing what's best for the community" that common sense seems to have gone out the window. Each case should be rated on it's own merits and dealt with accordingly. A six year old with a Cub Scout knife is a far cry from a teenager with a switchblade or a gun. Our school is located in the country and most of the kids around here grow up surrounded by guns and knives and learn at an early age to respect these items. But our school still has a zero tolerance policy that bans possession of knives,nail files,and other sharp items. This also makes it illegal for a student to have these items in their vehicle if they drive and park on school property. Administrators need to focus more on why so many students are graduating and still read on a fifth or sixth grade level and less on dumbass rules that serve no purpose other than to give parents more grief

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from REV wrote 10 weeks 4 days ago

After I read the story and comments - I thought about this - (point#1) Not all the readers and comments out there in WEB LAND live in the same areas of the country (point #2 I live in CT and schools have metals detectors the students go through each day). (point #3) NOW perhaps thinking we all lived in large city would you want your kid sitting anywhere near another kid with a knife? (NOT ME!) As a parent would you be willing to take all the heat if the the utensil was stolen and someone got hurt? (NOT ME!) SOOOOO before you all blame everyone else and think 0 tolerance is a stupid idea!! TRY THIS ON Let your child do what ever you think is right around you or supervised in scout/and outdoor activities. I also believe that in scouts NO SCOUT can do anything with a knife till he gets a totten chip card?

YOU CAN HAVE A MILLION KNIVES IN YOUR LIFE - ONLY ONE CHILD - Regretfully we live in do MODERN TIMES and in different areas!!!!!!!!!!

THINK BEFORE ABOUT THE WHOLE PICTURE BEFORE YOU COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!

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from redboar wrote 8 weeks 4 days ago

He got it lucky! my little bro got expelled for taking a TINY 1/2 inch knife to school!

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from jav7474 wrote 4 weeks 6 days ago

that is such bull ive seen teachers bring the same folding spoon,fork,and knife to school where are the dumbasses that hired them they should be fired

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from straightshooter wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

At the beginning of a new school term several years ago, my son was given an assignment to give a presentation on the highlight of his summer. A visual aid of some sort was required. The only rule was that the visual aid could not be a gun or even a picture of a gun.

Well, the highlight of my son's summer happened to be competing at the International BB Gun Championship Match which had been held at the Olympic shooting facility in Atlanta -a pretty big thing for a 12 year old kid. This rule about no pictures of guns was probably a result of publicity that his trip had received in our small town. The teacher was trying to keep him from discussing this trip where kids actually shot guns. Since he couldn't show pictures from the competition, he ended up taking the targets that he shot and then was still able to talk about the highlight of his summer.

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from sgaredneck wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

comic dumbassery = pussification by the nanny state

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from seadog wrote 14 weeks 23 hours ago

This is all part if the "wimpification" of our children. Our school district also has a Zero tolerance policy for fighting. That almost sounds reasonable until you see how they apply it--automatic suspension for both kids, no exceptions. My son was in one fight during middle school. A kid started verbally harassing him before first period--he walked away. After second period, the kid came back, started again & pushed him a couple of times, but my son walked away. After lunch, the kid came back, pushed him again, called him a pussy, then threw a punch. My son blocked the punch & hit the kid one time--knocked him down & bloodied his nose. I got this story from the assistant principal who gave both kids the same punishment. Needless to say, I went ballistic. No right to self defense? Not in school, I was told. I told my son if it ever happens again, do the same d*mn thing, & the reward he got from me for standing up like a man (and for not fighting until the kid actually hit him) more than made up for the school's punishment.

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from Mike Diehl wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

There's a bunch of school administrators that should be fired on the spot. Who hires these idiots?

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from jcarlin wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

zero tolerance = zero judgement
Luckily the schools seem to hire the right people who will blindly obey. What ever happened to hiring our educators FOR their judgement and good sense.

The though of someone deciding to send my innocent 6 year old girl to a reform school for something so trivial is infuriating. A reprimand because it's against the rules sure, but a reform school? I'm sure that'll be just great for the development of this young man.

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from bluecollarkid wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

Quote of the week, "that kind of cosmic dumbassery occupies a temporal plane of ineptitude and lack of reason so profound a Zen master could spend a lifetime meditating upon its philosophical consequences." Chad Love, you kill me. ROFLMAO.

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from jbird wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

Hopefully the parents, and community can put enought pressure on the school board to overrule the 'zero tolerance' crap.

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from seadog wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

They have the same kind on idiotic policies here. It doesn't even have to be real: a rubber knife or a water pistol will bring an automatic suspension from school.

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from buckhunter wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

Somebody tell me how Chads blog ended. I'm laughing so hard at "cosmic dumassery" that I can no longer read.

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from jjas wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

Is the response from the school over the top? Absolutely. 45 days in a reform school for bring a boy scount knife to school. That's nuts....

But, his parents should have checked w/the boys teacher before allowing a knife to be brought into the school.

It's a stupid rule, but it's a rule. I'm sure we all know of laws that we feel are stupid, but that doesn't mean you can break them w/out punishments. I personally think the super high dollar fines for speeding that most states are changing are stupid, but that doesn't mean I won't have to pay it if I get caught speeding.

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from earlyriser81 wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

I have ran into many issues with the zero tolerance laws. Do you kow that the so called "zero tolerance laws" are not laws but rather rules of an organization? Let me take a step back. This applies to GA and other states may have these laws in their law book. I can only tell you what GA laws says because I have to know it. I have not seen any zero tolerance law in my GA law book, but I will be happy to look again.
These issues are what you deal with when you have a group making fear based decisions. These people!

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from Dogtown wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

Chad....I am surprised that your son wasn't relegated to the impound lot too for bringing a picture of such a vile wheapon to frighten the poor little children. Dumbassery indeed!!

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from Fruguy101 wrote 14 weeks 22 hours ago

"Nope, that kind of cosmic dumbassery occupies a temporal plane of ineptitude and lack of reason so profound a Zen master could spend a lifetime meditating upon its philosophical consequences."

That has to be the best one sentence i have read on this site since i registered after i got my subscription.

Not only do we let these people tell us what our children can do at school, they also have the gall to specify what adults can do on school property when you are there for a sporting event. Last time i checked, the schools were public property, and just like the state and us capitals, we have the right to have a say about who and what is going on there.

I can understand the zero tolerance policies that schools have after all of those school shootings of the late nineties, but events like this are the downfall of the common sense factor in future adults. If we allow things like this to keep happening, then our country is heading towards the socialist nation that so-called leaders like Obama are trying to force us towards.

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from MLH wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

This is depressing. Having a picture of the Leatherman might be enough in get your son suspended in some school districts. Just instilling more fear and more curiosity in the young for things which they have no clue.

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from Fisher Boy wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

that's rough, what is wrong with schools, he loves the outdoors, and spends his time doing something good, not smoking drugs. they should cut him a break. I'm glad that they weren't that strict when i was in fifth grade. i cut out a secret santa box for the gift, and wrapped up the box knife in there on accident. When the teacher saw it she just grabbed it. no stupid zero-tolerance crap.

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from elkslayer wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

if I were the parents I would pull my son out of that school and home school him for a year rather than allow him to be put in a deliquent facility. Here's a a newsflash I carry a 3 1/2 inch lockknife in my pocket all through middle school and highschool and nobody died. I can't understand why some people think that just touching a knife or gun causes a person to have murderous tendencies. It's completely asinine.

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from muskiemaster wrote 14 weeks 23 hours ago

ah yes the good old days, I was like a magnet to this kind of stuff a few years back during elementary school I brought everything from traps to bullets to school and every time I got told I was breaking the rules. But did I care no, because its what I love so to bad.

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from rjw wrote 14 weeks 23 hours ago

This is what happens when you give an a-hole a little power!
We need to get rid of the protection these teachers hide behind (tenure) and come up with some kind of common sense test.
Hey Chad, sure wish you could have been my English teacher back in the day.

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from Clay Cooper wrote 14 weeks 21 hours ago

I remember in High School I had a 30-06 in the rack of my Dads Toyota Land Cruiser in the school parking lot and sitting in class with a round or two for show and tell. Even the Principle would ask what rifle I had that day as he drove past and when passing in the hall and where was I going hunting after school!

If I was in charge, I would take the item and hold it for the parents to come and get it. No hate and no discontent just kindly inform Zachary this is not the kind of item to be brought to school. You can bet he thought it would be neat to show it off in the chow hall I know I would!

What are these idiots going to do if something really happens!

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from misty wrote 13 weeks 6 days ago

I get why he can't bring it to school. I mean, it does have a knife in it. Not that the kid is a danger to others, but he could cut himself under the school's care. But 45 DAYS for a 6-YEAR-OLD!!! That is insane! Confiscation and a note home or parent/teacher conference would have been sufficient.

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from rabbitpolice88 wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

Every time the government school system is allowed to get away with something like this if is further engraining into the next generation that weapons, hunting, being independent and freedom in general are not as important and being good government subjects. We have no one to blame but ourselves for this gross abuse of power.

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from MLH wrote 14 weeks 21 hours ago

This actually made the national new tonight (19Oct09). An Yahoo! news. Everyone is asking whether zero tolerance has gone too far. About time.

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from Ruckweiler wrote 14 weeks 21 hours ago

Discovered that the expression "an armed society is a polite society" was written by Robert Heinlein, the science fiction writer. Proper credit is due him. I've heard this so often but didn't know the author.

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from Clay Cooper wrote 14 weeks 18 hours ago

The youngen had a BSA knife?

GIVE ME A BREAK!!!

I WANT THAT KID IN MY GRANDKIDS CLASS!!!!!

I'll bet He has better common since than those Thugly School Officials, just an innocent thing he did!!!

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from ranger2 wrote 14 weeks 12 hours ago

Chad, good call on the dumbassery commentary. I generated a similar speech for the exit interview when I quit teaching middle school. You should have seen the look on the faces of the perpetrators of dumbassery!

So, speaking from experience, the general bent of the public school system tends to coddle the children into a class of mindless subjects that have more regard to being "saved" from reality than experiencing any likeness to a life of traditional American freedom. Teachers and administrators often believe they are on a mission to "save the poor children" from everything, including independant thought and personal responsibility. Schools tend to live by a sliding scale of discipline based on moral relativity- more of the "whatever works for you" philosophy. Except when kids like this bring a BSA cutlery set to the lunch room-they get nuked of the face of the planet. They might as well scribe into the student handbook "The penalty for bringing anything to school that resembles a weapon, no matter how utilitarian it might be, is to be shot in the face with a bazooka."
I encourage parents to storm the halls of your local schools and make sure that this kind of crap is not part of your community. Our posterity is depending on you.

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from sgaredneck wrote 14 weeks 5 hours ago

I have dome deep reservations about this boy being separated from his friends and subjected to the 45 days. When you do things like that to youngsters, it's a sign that you don't believe in their worth. It might be different if he was violent. This has repercussions for his future.

If everyone that was outraged about this zero tolerance fiasco ante'd up $1, I wonder what private school that would get the boy into and how long that would cover his tuition? Maybe all the way through college perhaps?

Do y'all realize this whole deal is the polar opposite of what Del is doing for those boys in KS? Maybe start a school with a common-sense approach incorporating outdoors into the curriculum. Imagine that - I'd send my kids there in a heartbeat!

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from thuroy wrote 14 weeks 3 hours ago

I don't know if any one of these people have ever heard of the phrase "common sense", but as a teacher I tell all of my students that "common sense" is the greatest tool anyone could have. I wish more people had it or used it we wouldn't have many of the problems that we have today.

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from Douglas wrote 14 weeks 1 hour ago

Go to www.helpzachary.com and sign the petition.

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from rms_399 wrote 13 weeks 6 days ago

This is exactly why we're going to homeschool. You simply can't teach "common sense" or "critical thinking" or "good judgement" in today's school systems. I feel sorry for this child who fell victim to the idiots in power.

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from halfastfisherman wrote 13 weeks 6 days ago

Yahoo.com just posted an update this morning-the school board voted to let him return to class. While it would be nice to think that common sense prevailed, I think the district was more concerned with the egg on their face and the PR nightmare their PC BS policy has caused them. At any rate, just remember folks- your local school board is a group elected by and working for you. Take the time to vote and go to board meetings once and awhile to ensure that they truly have your child's best interest at heart.

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from matchu2012 wrote 13 weeks 6 days ago

Where i go to school in VA almost everyone carries a knife and everyone knows sometimes the principle will ask to borrow your knife if he needs it and as long as it is under 3" its ok and until a few years ago they would lets students put there hunting rifles in there lockers just as long as they were well covered up

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from bluecollarkid wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

Solution: Withdraw the child from the school and work out an alternate form of education. If we all homeschooled our kids or sent them to private schools, public schools would cease to exist. Problem solved.

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from rabbitpolice88 wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

Seriously, why would parents want to even subject their kids to this kind of stupidity?

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from Ruckweiler wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

We have become a nation of pussies. Sorry for such language but sometimes the Infantry way is best.

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from beaverlog wrote 14 weeks 22 hours ago

Perhaps I've heard wrong,but I was told that it's the teachers unions and schoolboards that make the rules of zero-tolerance for both children and adults.The unions and their rules protect the teachers when they make graver mistakes than 99.9% of our children would.Socialist?More like communist!How do you start a parents union?

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from Manbearpig wrote 14 weeks 21 hours ago

Mike Diehl, You want to know who hires these idiots? The school board. Who are unfortunatly are elected by us. Remind the school board that they are publicly elected officals and they will have to fall from the voice of the people.

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from Ruckweiler wrote 14 weeks 20 hours ago

Guys, I'm quacking up. My last post was for another story. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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from JOHN ANDERSON wrote 14 weeks 20 hours ago

Thank GOD he wasnt helping an elderly women across the street!!Imagine the utter kaos!! Its crazy!and sad these people are trying to teach our children anything more than the 3-r's.

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from fisher girl wrote 14 weeks 20 hours ago

What is wrong with people? It's a six year old kid. I can understand some kind of punishment like that for bringing an actual knife to school, but a folding eating utensils? Come on. Can't they cut the kid a break, I mean he just wanted to eat his school lunch with it!

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from Mark J wrote 14 weeks 20 hours ago

Not all schools are this bad. When I was in high school a couple of years ago our principle let a buddy of mine bring his bow into school and shoot it for a physics project. It violated the zero tolerance policy but the principle knew that he was good kid so he let him bring it in anyways.
Of course at this same school the starting wide receiver on my football team got sucker punched by some kid in the hallway and walked away without throwing a punch hoping to avoid a suspension. He was suspended from school for 3 DAYS and had to miss that week's games for getting PUNCHED IN THE FACE! So I guess no where is perfect.

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from apowers1031 wrote 14 weeks 20 hours ago

i think we should open up a private school for kids who love the outdoors and can leave their bows in hteir truck and bring knives to school like the goodold days.....but they need to be prescreened

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from apowers1031 wrote 14 weeks 20 hours ago

their sorry

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from 86Ram wrote 14 weeks 19 hours ago

Once again a school overstepping its bounds withj obsurd rules.

That is a parents responsibility to deal with not some disciplinary committee bs.

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from Clay Cooper wrote 14 weeks 18 hours ago

You know this reminds me of?

“the people I put in jail have more honor than the top administration in this organization.”
-Bob Hoffman, ATF agent, to Mike Wallace, on 60 Minutes, 1993-Jan

“I took an oath. And the thing that I find totally abhorrent and disgusting is these higher-level people took that same oath and they violate the basic principles and tenets of the Constitution and the laws and simple ethics and morality.”
-Lou Tomasello, ATF agent, to Mike Wallace, on 60 Minutes, 1993-Jan

“a jack-booted group of fascists who are perhaps as large a danger to American society as I could pick today.”
-Rep. John Dingell (D-MI) in 1983, describing the ATF

“Trampled upon the Second Amendment [...] Offended the Fourth Amendment [...] Ignored the Fifth Amendment”
-Senate Subcommittee on the Constitution, 1982, findings regarding the ATF

“To be civilized is to restrain the ability to commit mayhem. To be incapable of committing mayhem is not the mark of the civilized, merely the domesticated.”
-Trefor Thomas

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from Clay Cooper wrote 14 weeks 18 hours ago

I started to say something, but I'm not.

This really make s me mad, what in the world is this Nation of cheese eating, Wine drinking class of surrendering freaks doing. I remember it was the Parents the school feared, now it's the Student and the Teachers Union!

OK, SO I LIED! SUE ME!!!

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from suburban bushwacker wrote 14 weeks 13 hours ago

45 days! Sadly Mrs Chad is right in this day and age. whatever we think about such an ill considered rule 45 days is just ridiculous. It's 9 weeks of school! 9 weeks!!

SBW

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from hardineric wrote 14 weeks 8 hours ago

I taught school for ten years and quit when a student ran out of the building for the highway, I ran after him and stopped him before he could run out in front of traffic. He punched me, bit me, and kicked me. When the sheriff got there, he grabbed the sheriff's gun and tried to shoot him with it. His parents then threatened to sue because I touched their son. My actions were not good in the eyes of the county because I didn't have the right certificate to restrain a child. surreal!

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from hardineric wrote 14 weeks 8 hours ago

I taught school for ten years and quit when a student ran out of the building for the highway, I ran after him and stopped him before he could run out in front of traffic. He punched me, bit me, and kicked me. When the sheriff got there, he grabbed the sheriff's gun and tried to shoot him with it. His parents then threatened to sue because I touched their son. My actions were not good in the eyes of the county because I didn't have the right certificate to restrain a child. surreal!

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from michaux wrote 14 weeks 6 hours ago

There are teachers and there are educators. Apparently the school district is lacking in educators.

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from Paul Wilke wrote 14 weeks 5 hours ago

A butter knife?
I'm waiting to hear of the child who was suspended for haveing a sharp pencil.
They still have pencils in school, don't they?

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from sgaredneck wrote 14 weeks 5 hours ago

the 'd' key and the 's' key are too dang close together -
SOME instead of dome.

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from ohiohunter wrote 13 weeks 6 days ago

you no i dont agree that someone so young should have got suspended, but there was a knife in the tool and no knives are allowed in schools, but becuase of his young age they should have let it slide since he probably didnt know any better.

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from JHawes wrote 13 weeks 6 days ago

Jesus, are kids still allowed to keep scissors and those compasses with the sharp points anymore in their desks these days or do the teachers have to keep them under lock and key. Why don't we take away pencils and staplers as well! I'm sure students could turn them into weapons as well. What a joke.

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from Don Mitchell wrote 13 weeks 6 days ago

I think WE all agree, DUMB A**ed as they come.
Fire them all.

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from michaux wrote 13 weeks 6 days ago

BEAR, Del. -- A Delaware first-grader who was facing 45 days in an alternative school as punishment for taking his favorite camping utensil to school can return to class after the school board made a hasty change granting him a reprieve.
The seven-member Christina School Board voted unanimously Tuesday to reduce the punishment for kindergartners and first-graders who take weapons to school or commit violent offenses to a suspension ranging from three to five days.
Zachary Christie, 6, had faced 45 days in an alternative school for troublemakers after he took the utensil -- a combination folding knife, fork and spoon -- to school to eat lunch last month. Now, he could return Wednesday.

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from Derrit wrote 13 weeks 6 days ago

finally after all the pressure I guess they finally woke up!
update:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091014/ap_on_re_us/us_zero_tolerance_boy

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from Ruckweiler wrote 14 weeks 1 day ago

We have become a nation of pussies. Sorry for such language but sometimes the Infantry way is best.

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from dighunter wrote 14 weeks 7 hours ago

To Mike Diehl, you hired these idiots when you either voted for your local school board members or chose to not get involved with your local school board. The community choses these idiots. Second, I love how people on here are quick to show teachers as heartless wimps hiding behind policy. Those policies are their for a reason. To protect not only the students, but also the school district and teachers from litigation like the one hardineric mentioned. Being a teacher, I understand that it is not usually the kid who brings the knife to school that you are worried about. If he has it at school, the another unstable student might get it cause harm. last week a friend of mine was attacked by a bipolar student because he flipped out during class. if that student could have gotten a knife he might have injured my friend or another student. In the case of the boy with the BSA cutlery set, I think this was an extreme punishment. Teachers and schools deserve protection just like student.

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from nerffodder wrote 13 weeks 2 days ago

Must not cry.............to horrible.............(sound of body falling).................Where am I? What country am I in? The USA??!? No, thats impossible! YOUR LYING!!!!!

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from HuntnandFishn in LA wrote 13 weeks 1 day ago

This is as bad as when I got suspended in 5th grade for having bullets at school, no gun just a couple of .22's that were in the pocket of my coat from the weekend!

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from BSwyers wrote 12 weeks 3 days ago

Zero tolerance. Personally I think zero tolerance should be saved for child molesters and hardened criminals( The three strike variety). Unfortunately the bureaucrats are so obsessed with "doing what's best for the community" that common sense seems to have gone out the window. Each case should be rated on it's own merits and dealt with accordingly. A six year old with a Cub Scout knife is a far cry from a teenager with a switchblade or a gun. Our school is located in the country and most of the kids around here grow up surrounded by guns and knives and learn at an early age to respect these items. But our school still has a zero tolerance policy that bans possession of knives,nail files,and other sharp items. This also makes it illegal for a student to have these items in their vehicle if they drive and park on school property. Administrators need to focus more on why so many students are graduating and still read on a fifth or sixth grade level and less on dumbass rules that serve no purpose other than to give parents more grief

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from REV wrote 10 weeks 4 days ago

After I read the story and comments - I thought about this - (point#1) Not all the readers and comments out there in WEB LAND live in the same areas of the country (point #2 I live in CT and schools have metals detectors the students go through each day). (point #3) NOW perhaps thinking we all lived in large city would you want your kid sitting anywhere near another kid with a knife? (NOT ME!) As a parent would you be willing to take all the heat if the the utensil was stolen and someone got hurt? (NOT ME!) SOOOOO before you all blame everyone else and think 0 tolerance is a stupid idea!! TRY THIS ON Let your child do what ever you think is right around you or supervised in scout/and outdoor activities. I also believe that in scouts NO SCOUT can do anything with a knife till he gets a totten chip card?

YOU CAN HAVE A MILLION KNIVES IN YOUR LIFE - ONLY ONE CHILD - Regretfully we live in do MODERN TIMES and in different areas!!!!!!!!!!

THINK BEFORE ABOUT THE WHOLE PICTURE BEFORE YOU COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!

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from redboar wrote 8 weeks 4 days ago

He got it lucky! my little bro got expelled for taking a TINY 1/2 inch knife to school!

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from jav7474 wrote 4 weeks 6 days ago

that is such bull ive seen teachers bring the same folding spoon,fork,and knife to school where are the dumbasses that hired them they should be fired

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