See the Bears are on Our Side! Seems that while this may not have been "yer average bear" it was still quite able to out terrorize the terrorists. I have always supported the Right to Arm Bears and our military has used dogs for years, why not bears?
I can see it now (through Pushtun translator) "You got 10 seconds to come out and surrender or we're sickking the bear on you!" It would be like in the "golden compass" but the bears would wear digital camo and not get any lines! This story amused the poop out of me, One for the Bears! Yea!

"Two armed Muslim insurgents picked the wrong cave to hide out in after they were both killed by a bear."

Is it me, or did they pick the wrong cave to hide out in BEFORE they were both killed by a bear?
Seems like afterward it doesn't matter as much.
Still praise to the bears.
I am sure the one bear said to the other, "Muslim extremists, taste like chicken!!!

Can we nominate the bear for SOME kind of medal ?
I know C.M.H, or a "Silver Star" would be to much, but how about the "Bronze Star" or a "Black Star"(LOL).
I mean he did take on 4 ARMED guys with AK-47/74's ! GOT TWO OF THEM ! LOL/LMFAO !
GO YOGI ! GET BOO BOO TRAINED WELL !

How embarrassing. You're fully locked and loaded with two AK-47's and you don't even get a shot off.

At least the bears are supporting us more than the French.

When are they going to declare Jihad against the bear populations around the world?

Considering some of the caves I crawled through back when I used to go spelunking, I would think that a full auto AK would be worse than useless underground, FMJ bullets ricochet every which way. Perhaps something like them .50 Casull revolvers loaded with frangible ammo might do it, or a shotgun with a short barrel. At any rate they were likely ambushed and likely didn't even see the bear in the cave darkness until Mr. Bear had the range for his natural weapons. Caves are very dark and if you fire that AK the muzzle flash is going to blind you as the blast deafens you. Course that is gonna be the case with the Casull revolver too...Perhaps that rotonone tipped crossbow bolt...
Heck I'm glad they didn't have one of those! Go Bear!
Point of fact, I don't think you could find a better candidate for tunnel clearing than trained bears. Timothy Treadwell could have had a patriotic calling!

"Hey Sarge, is that a turban crusted into that pile of bear scat?"

Nice to hear. Too bad there aren't bears in the Fort Hood Texas regions.

The heck with putting all those "terrorist detainees" from Gitmo at the max security at Florence, CO. Let's just turn 'em loose in the Sangre de Christos and tell them it's gonna snow that night, and to hunt for a cave.
As for a medal for the bear, "Bronze Star" etc would that be Ursa Major???

As we used to say in the Infantry, "Attaboy!"

wow. never thought i'd be rooting for the bear in bear attacks on people but then again i didn't think the phillies would be in back to back world series either. i'm just picturing the bear picking its teeth with their bayonets and flossing with their turbans.

No Virgins for these two. Good riddance.

Someone should give that bear a cookie--or maybe a pic-a-nic basket, eh Boo-boo. Nice one, Bella: "the right to arm bears!"

Mother Nature knows best!

An 11 year old shoots a bear out his window but two "trained" insurgents with automatic weapons cant even put up a fight? hahaha

two AK-47's vs. black bear...hhhmmmmm

Good one Coop! Took the words out of my mouth.

I don't blame them. I'd rather face the bear than the U.S. Armed Forces.

In California they would have called it a hate crime and there would be a warrant out for the bear.

HAHA THATS GREAT LMAO..GLASSMAN