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November 06, 2009

Muslim Insurgents Mauled to Death by Bear After Hiding Out in Its Den

Looks like the U.S. military needs to expand its recruiting efforts...

From the story: Muslim Insurgents Mauled to Death by Bear After Hiding Out in Its Den
Two armed Muslim insurgents picked the wrong cave to hide out in after they were both killed by a bear. The men were carrying AK-47 assault rifles as they sought refuge in Indian administered Kashmir, but were taken by surprise by the giant carnivore. Two other militants were also injured by the Himalayan black bear, but managed to escape and make their way to a village near Srinagar.

Colonel Brar, Srinagar defence spokesman, said: 'Both bodies were mauled badly by some wild animal, and apparently by a bear, as the area is inhabited by Himalayan black bear. "The attack seems to have been so violent that both the militants got no chance to fire back at the wild animal." A joint team of police and soldiers recovered the two bodies, as well as Kalashnikov assault rifles and some ammunition.

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from duckking wrote 1 week 6 days ago

well i will never run into a dark cave again.

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from Clay Cooper wrote 1 week 6 days ago

Nice to know the we now have another Allie in this war and now you can say we have gone GREEN!

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from idahooutdoors wrote 1 week 6 days ago

I guess bears believe in the Castle Doctrine as well.....

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from Clay Cooper wrote 1 week 6 days ago

Perhaps the Insurgents have awakened the legendary monster!

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from RichardF wrote 1 week 6 days ago

At least the bears are supporting us more than the French.

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from jay wrote 1 week 5 days ago

Nice to hear. Too bad there aren't bears in the Fort Hood Texas regions.

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from Bella wrote 1 week 5 days ago

See the Bears are on Our Side! Seems that while this may not have been "yer average bear" it was still quite able to out terrorize the terrorists. I have always supported the Right to Arm Bears and our military has used dogs for years, why not bears?
I can see it now (through Pushtun translator) "You got 10 seconds to come out and surrender or we're sickking the bear on you!" It would be like in the "golden compass" but the bears would wear digital camo and not get any lines! This story amused the poop out of me, One for the Bears! Yea!

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from babsfish4life wrote 1 week 5 days ago

When are they going to declare Jihad against the bear populations around the world?

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from buckhunter wrote 1 week 5 days ago

How embarrassing. You're fully locked and loaded with two AK-47's and you don't even get a shot off.

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from RJ Arena wrote 1 week 5 days ago

"Two armed Muslim insurgents picked the wrong cave to hide out in after they were both killed by a bear."

Is it me, or did they pick the wrong cave to hide out in BEFORE they were both killed by a bear?
Seems like afterward it doesn't matter as much.
Still praise to the bears.
I am sure the one bear said to the other, "Muslim extremists, taste like chicken!!!

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from rudyglove27 wrote 1 week 5 days ago

I say "Kudos" for the Bear!!!
It's too bad for the terrorists and I'm glad that two less terrorists we have to worry about....

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from earlyriser81 wrote 1 week 5 days ago

Who says you can't train a bear?!

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from Big O wrote 1 week 5 days ago

Can we nominate the bear for SOME kind of medal ?
I know C.M.H, or a "Silver Star" would be to much, but how about the "Bronze Star" or a "Black Star"(LOL).
I mean he did take on 4 ARMED guys with AK-47/74's ! GOT TWO OF THEM ! LOL/LMFAO !
GO YOGI ! GET BOO BOO TRAINED WELL !

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from seadog wrote 1 week 5 days ago

Someone should give that bear a cookie--or maybe a pic-a-nic basket, eh Boo-boo. Nice one, Bella: "the right to arm bears!"

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from Mike Diehl wrote 1 week 5 days ago

Ooo rah, bear!

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from jbird wrote 1 week 5 days ago

Good bear.

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from John L wrote 1 week 5 days ago

The heck with putting all those "terrorist detainees" from Gitmo at the max security at Florence, CO. Let's just turn 'em loose in the Sangre de Christos and tell them it's gonna snow that night, and to hunt for a cave.
As for a medal for the bear, "Bronze Star" etc would that be Ursa Major???

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from jlfreeborn wrote 1 week 5 days ago

two AK-47's vs. black bear...hhhmmmmm

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from Bella wrote 1 week 5 days ago

Considering some of the caves I crawled through back when I used to go spelunking, I would think that a full auto AK would be worse than useless underground, FMJ bullets ricochet every which way. Perhaps something like them .50 Casull revolvers loaded with frangible ammo might do it, or a shotgun with a short barrel. At any rate they were likely ambushed and likely didn't even see the bear in the cave darkness until Mr. Bear had the range for his natural weapons. Caves are very dark and if you fire that AK the muzzle flash is going to blind you as the blast deafens you. Course that is gonna be the case with the Casull revolver too...Perhaps that rotonone tipped crossbow bolt...
Heck I'm glad they didn't have one of those! Go Bear!
Point of fact, I don't think you could find a better candidate for tunnel clearing than trained bears. Timothy Treadwell could have had a patriotic calling!

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from 86Ram wrote 1 week 5 days ago

We need those bears on our side in Afghanistan!
My hats off to the bear may he or she live a long and happily content life. They need a medal with a v device.

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from fliphuntr14 wrote 1 week 5 days ago

yes start insisting them they'll never see it coming a platoon of bears trained to kill anything with a towel on there head inside the many caves of Afghanistan!

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from Joel Panian wrote 1 week 5 days ago

Mother Nature knows best!

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from bjohnston wrote 1 week 5 days ago

The bear just wanted a terrorist skin rug.

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from bassman3-15 wrote 1 week 5 days ago

Is there a branch for bears in the military? Apparently that worked well. :)

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from Ruckweiler wrote 1 week 5 days ago

As we used to say in the Infantry, "Attaboy!"

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from Colorado Samurai wrote 1 week 5 days ago

Six words: Thou shalt not tempt the bear.

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from coho310 wrote 1 week 5 days ago

Where the Americans rooting for the bear?I sure as heck am!I mean we have two less terrorists and the bear has two nice terrorist wall mounts...

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from fliphuntr14 wrote 1 week 5 days ago

ok maybe i m the only 1 who remembers this show but it was called "thats my Bush" it was a shoe making fun of president bush in his 1st term and he had an episode where he got a guard bear. So in the words of that show. GO GAURD BEAR GO!

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from jersey pig wrote 1 week 5 days ago

wow. never thought i'd be rooting for the bear in bear attacks on people but then again i didn't think the phillies would be in back to back world series either. i'm just picturing the bear picking its teeth with their bayonets and flossing with their turbans.

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from John L wrote 1 week 5 days ago

I can just hear them shouting "Allahu Ak---BEAR!!!!"

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from Jim in Mo wrote 1 week 4 days ago

Good one Coop! Took the words out of my mouth.

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from petehubbard wrote 1 week 4 days ago

LOL!!!! U know its time to quit when not only are most of the worlds nations are against you...but also mother nature..LOL!!

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from Justin D wrote 1 week 4 days ago

Sweet! Our Guys save some Ammo. Dang we should transport a bunch of Grizzlies over there!

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from steve182 wrote 1 week 3 days ago

No Virgins for these two. Good riddance.

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from ranger2 wrote 1 week 3 days ago

"Hey Sarge, is that a turban crusted into that pile of bear scat?"

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from davlab wrote 1 week 1 day ago

I don't blame them. I'd rather face the bear than the U.S. Armed Forces.

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from eddie21 wrote 2 days 19 min ago

Serves em right...we'll get em one way or another

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from Bella wrote 1 week 5 days ago

See the Bears are on Our Side! Seems that while this may not have been "yer average bear" it was still quite able to out terrorize the terrorists. I have always supported the Right to Arm Bears and our military has used dogs for years, why not bears?
I can see it now (through Pushtun translator) "You got 10 seconds to come out and surrender or we're sickking the bear on you!" It would be like in the "golden compass" but the bears would wear digital camo and not get any lines! This story amused the poop out of me, One for the Bears! Yea!

+12 Good Comment? | | Report
from RJ Arena wrote 1 week 5 days ago

"Two armed Muslim insurgents picked the wrong cave to hide out in after they were both killed by a bear."

Is it me, or did they pick the wrong cave to hide out in BEFORE they were both killed by a bear?
Seems like afterward it doesn't matter as much.
Still praise to the bears.
I am sure the one bear said to the other, "Muslim extremists, taste like chicken!!!

+10 Good Comment? | | Report
from Clay Cooper wrote 1 week 6 days ago

Nice to know the we now have another Allie in this war and now you can say we have gone GREEN!

+9 Good Comment? | | Report
from idahooutdoors wrote 1 week 6 days ago

I guess bears believe in the Castle Doctrine as well.....

+9 Good Comment? | | Report
from Big O wrote 1 week 5 days ago

Can we nominate the bear for SOME kind of medal ?
I know C.M.H, or a "Silver Star" would be to much, but how about the "Bronze Star" or a "Black Star"(LOL).
I mean he did take on 4 ARMED guys with AK-47/74's ! GOT TWO OF THEM ! LOL/LMFAO !
GO YOGI ! GET BOO BOO TRAINED WELL !

+8 Good Comment? | | Report
from RichardF wrote 1 week 6 days ago

At least the bears are supporting us more than the French.

+7 Good Comment? | | Report
from buckhunter wrote 1 week 5 days ago

How embarrassing. You're fully locked and loaded with two AK-47's and you don't even get a shot off.

+7 Good Comment? | | Report
from bjohnston wrote 1 week 5 days ago

The bear just wanted a terrorist skin rug.

+6 Good Comment? | | Report
from John L wrote 1 week 5 days ago

I can just hear them shouting "Allahu Ak---BEAR!!!!"

+6 Good Comment? | | Report
from babsfish4life wrote 1 week 5 days ago

When are they going to declare Jihad against the bear populations around the world?

+5 Good Comment? | | Report
from rudyglove27 wrote 1 week 5 days ago

I say "Kudos" for the Bear!!!
It's too bad for the terrorists and I'm glad that two less terrorists we have to worry about....

+5 Good Comment? | | Report
from fliphuntr14 wrote 1 week 5 days ago

yes start insisting them they'll never see it coming a platoon of bears trained to kill anything with a towel on there head inside the many caves of Afghanistan!

+5 Good Comment? | | Report
from Clay Cooper wrote 1 week 6 days ago

Perhaps the Insurgents have awakened the legendary monster!

+4 Good Comment? | | Report
from John L wrote 1 week 5 days ago

The heck with putting all those "terrorist detainees" from Gitmo at the max security at Florence, CO. Let's just turn 'em loose in the Sangre de Christos and tell them it's gonna snow that night, and to hunt for a cave.
As for a medal for the bear, "Bronze Star" etc would that be Ursa Major???

+4 Good Comment? | | Report
from Bella wrote 1 week 5 days ago

Considering some of the caves I crawled through back when I used to go spelunking, I would think that a full auto AK would be worse than useless underground, FMJ bullets ricochet every which way. Perhaps something like them .50 Casull revolvers loaded with frangible ammo might do it, or a shotgun with a short barrel. At any rate they were likely ambushed and likely didn't even see the bear in the cave darkness until Mr. Bear had the range for his natural weapons. Caves are very dark and if you fire that AK the muzzle flash is going to blind you as the blast deafens you. Course that is gonna be the case with the Casull revolver too...Perhaps that rotonone tipped crossbow bolt...
Heck I'm glad they didn't have one of those! Go Bear!
Point of fact, I don't think you could find a better candidate for tunnel clearing than trained bears. Timothy Treadwell could have had a patriotic calling!

+4 Good Comment? | | Report
from 86Ram wrote 1 week 5 days ago

We need those bears on our side in Afghanistan!
My hats off to the bear may he or she live a long and happily content life. They need a medal with a v device.

+4 Good Comment? | | Report
from bassman3-15 wrote 1 week 5 days ago

Is there a branch for bears in the military? Apparently that worked well. :)

+4 Good Comment? | | Report
from duckking wrote 1 week 6 days ago

well i will never run into a dark cave again.

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from jay wrote 1 week 5 days ago

Nice to hear. Too bad there aren't bears in the Fort Hood Texas regions.

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from earlyriser81 wrote 1 week 5 days ago

Who says you can't train a bear?!

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from seadog wrote 1 week 5 days ago

Someone should give that bear a cookie--or maybe a pic-a-nic basket, eh Boo-boo. Nice one, Bella: "the right to arm bears!"

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from Ruckweiler wrote 1 week 5 days ago

As we used to say in the Infantry, "Attaboy!"

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from Colorado Samurai wrote 1 week 5 days ago

Six words: Thou shalt not tempt the bear.

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from coho310 wrote 1 week 5 days ago

Where the Americans rooting for the bear?I sure as heck am!I mean we have two less terrorists and the bear has two nice terrorist wall mounts...

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from jersey pig wrote 1 week 5 days ago

wow. never thought i'd be rooting for the bear in bear attacks on people but then again i didn't think the phillies would be in back to back world series either. i'm just picturing the bear picking its teeth with their bayonets and flossing with their turbans.

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from Justin D wrote 1 week 4 days ago

Sweet! Our Guys save some Ammo. Dang we should transport a bunch of Grizzlies over there!

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from steve182 wrote 1 week 3 days ago

No Virgins for these two. Good riddance.

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from ranger2 wrote 1 week 3 days ago

"Hey Sarge, is that a turban crusted into that pile of bear scat?"

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from Mike Diehl wrote 1 week 5 days ago

Ooo rah, bear!

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from jbird wrote 1 week 5 days ago

Good bear.

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from jlfreeborn wrote 1 week 5 days ago

two AK-47's vs. black bear...hhhmmmmm

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from Joel Panian wrote 1 week 5 days ago

Mother Nature knows best!

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from fliphuntr14 wrote 1 week 5 days ago

ok maybe i m the only 1 who remembers this show but it was called "thats my Bush" it was a shoe making fun of president bush in his 1st term and he had an episode where he got a guard bear. So in the words of that show. GO GAURD BEAR GO!

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from Jim in Mo wrote 1 week 4 days ago

Good one Coop! Took the words out of my mouth.

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from petehubbard wrote 1 week 4 days ago

LOL!!!! U know its time to quit when not only are most of the worlds nations are against you...but also mother nature..LOL!!

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from davlab wrote 1 week 1 day ago

I don't blame them. I'd rather face the bear than the U.S. Armed Forces.

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from eddie21 wrote 2 days 19 min ago

Serves em right...we'll get em one way or another

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