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February 02, 2010

Chad Love: PETA's Robot Groundhog

By Chad Love

Well, it's Groundhog Day, and the world's only meteorologist with incisors that never stop growing apparently saw saw his shadow.
 
Thanks, tunnel rat. Now I've got six more weeks to wait around for fishing season to start. Hey Cabela's. Hey Bass Pro. The spring fishing catalogs would help pass the time. Get a move on.
 
Anyway, it seems PETA is concerned for Punxsutawney Phil's welfare. Surprise, surprise. In fact, they're so concerned for the obese little marmot's welfare that they want to replace him with a robot groundhog. No, I'm not making this up.
 
From the story:
The controversial animal-rights group -- which just a few months back asked the University of Georgia to replace its recently deceased bulldog mascot with a robotic one over concerns for a real dog's welfare -- is at it again. This time around, PETA's target is a seemingly innocuous band of revelers: The Punxsutawney Groundhog Club. Yup -- PETA wants to take Punxsutawney Phil away from Gobbler's Knob and give the little guy a dignified retirement at an animal sanctuary. In his place, you guessed it: A robot groundhog.

Gemma Vaughan, PETA's animals in entertainment specialist, fired off a letter to groundhog club president William Deeley this week, asking for his promise that the group will forgo the use of real rodents in future Groundhog Day celebrations. Little Phil, Vaughan wrote, is a pretty unhappy fellow, "forced to be on display year round at the local library and is denied the ability to prepare for and enter yearly hibernation." Groundhogs are typically shy creatures, Vaughan goes on to explain, and they can become easily upset when confronted by throngs of people, loud noises and camera flashes

Words fail, so I'll leave it to the guys at Red State Update to properly articulate my thoughts on the matter.

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from dukkillr wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

PETA and robots? Again? I'm starting to suspect that these people might also have an unhealthy fascination with Terminator movies...

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from Mike Diehl wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

I heard about that this AM on the radio. PETA have become so weird that they are a mockery of themselves. It's almost like they've been infiltrated by writers for MADtv or The Onion.

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from tbogg10 wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

whats next there going to tell us to have robot dogs and cats for pets, now i am against animal abuse, like beating animals, but PETA just takes this to a whole new extreme.

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from seadog wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Wow that PETA comedy team is hilarious ..... What? They're serious?? Oh, how sad!

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from Roforde wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Idiots. Enough said.

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from The Armchair Ou... wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

What bullets to use in the .220 Swift for robot groundhogs? Solids?

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from fisherman14 wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Just trying to cause problems with people that actually have lives.

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from MLH wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Jackie and Dunlap sure say it as they see it. This should get them nominated for the 2010 F&S heroes of the year.

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from Beekeeper wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

"Stupid is as stupid does" - Forrest Gump

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from squirrelgirl wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

I once knew someone (who is no way shape or form resembled me)in high school who slapped a "I love animals, they taste great" bumper sticker over someone's PETA bumper sticker

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from JD wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Chad, I heard they taste like chicken ;-]

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from dukkillr wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

squirrelgirl - are you sure that you want to stick to that story? I mean, if you have something that you need to confess, we're all ears. You're among friends, no worries.

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from dukkillr wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

MLH - I second the nomination.

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from Del in KS wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

This BS gets peta in the news. That is what they want. It's free publicity. From their view point the worst thing the American public could do is ignore them.

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from vork23 wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

chad i am pumped for another 6 of winter just means more ice fishinh here in mn. but the robotic ground hog is BS!!!

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from dukkillr wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

Yeah, Del is right. They're like little kids throwing tantrums, doing anything for attention.

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from suburban bushwacker wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

Why are PETA referred to as an animal rights group?

Despite being founded by a woman who was upset to finding the animals she took to a rescue centre were put down. They put down over 90% of the animals given to them. They are yet to produce one shred of evidence to show their work to improve habitat for animals in the wild.

Lets call them what they are a Press Release Factory.
SBW

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from sgaredneck wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

As long as the media & Hollyweird types suck up to PETA for PR, PETA will suck off'n them for more PR likewise.

Del & SBW are right; Protest a KFC for cruelty to chickens(lol), or put out off the wall press releases and it's guaranteed media coverage. I don't know if it is possible to reprogram or un-brainwash chronically stupid people such as PETA folks.

Make mine a 3pc box with mashed potatoes and tea....

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from silsbyj wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

The only single good thing that PETA does is make themselves look like a bunch of dumbasses. Thats it....they do it for us!

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from Bella wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

Our mutual dislike of PETA and it's inane antics is the One True Thing (besides liking guns) that Unites us. We stand shoulder to shoulder arms outstretched pointing, while we guffaw in unison. PETA is the booby prize that just keeps giving. Robot Groundhogs! Imagine the developmental cost for a one off prototype. (or is PETA expecting some kind of production run). Perhaps the latest anamatronic toy? (they have robot hamsters now). All I can say is that they likely shoot just the same as the real ones, aside from the transistors and diodes going flying every which way when you nail it with that varmint grenade frangible bullet.Yee Haw, it's Robot Groundhog Season again!

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from 60256 wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

I once read an essay out a book titled "50 essays: A portable anthology". It was titled "What's wrong with animal right?" This lady claimed that she does care about animals, but is afraid to call herself an animal-rights activist because that phrase has been hijacked and abused by groups such as PETA. She proved a pretty strong point. She even deliberately said that the PETA President "is wrong". I laughed when I read that. It just goes to show that even people who care about the welfare of animals don't agree with the extreme liberal policies of PETA.
P.S.-No I cannot remember the name of the author of the essay or author of the book, but we read it in school, and it's a very popular book that should not be hard at all to find.

Nate

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from idduckhntr wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

Yea but Beekeeper you cant fix stupid.

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from Sneaky wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

That's good. The more stunts they pull, and the more strange ideas they come up with, the more the general public will see them for what they really are.

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from Shootstir wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

Hey guys- I've started my own PETA chapter. We call it:

People
Eating
Tasty
Animals

It's free to join- and a heck of a good time to boot!

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from The Armchair Ou... wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

What kills me is these Hollywood types that shill for PETA. Pamela Anderson would rather be naked than wear fur. And in her case, I would have to agree.

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from jamesti wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

i have a solution for phil's unhappyness. i'll start at 200 yards! squirrel girl, send us some of your bumper stickers!

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from Fisher Boy wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

PETA- People Eating Taste Animals

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from cas0905 wrote 2 years 14 weeks ago

these people are from another planet the stuff they come up never fails to make me laugh

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from mutagyn wrote 1 year 32 weeks ago

these people have nothing better to do.
without comments. aff!!!
Lista de emails
good week!!!

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from Mike Diehl wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

I heard about that this AM on the radio. PETA have become so weird that they are a mockery of themselves. It's almost like they've been infiltrated by writers for MADtv or The Onion.

+7 Good Comment? | | Report
from suburban bushwacker wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

Why are PETA referred to as an animal rights group?

Despite being founded by a woman who was upset to finding the animals she took to a rescue centre were put down. They put down over 90% of the animals given to them. They are yet to produce one shred of evidence to show their work to improve habitat for animals in the wild.

Lets call them what they are a Press Release Factory.
SBW

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from The Armchair Ou... wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

What bullets to use in the .220 Swift for robot groundhogs? Solids?

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from squirrelgirl wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

I once knew someone (who is no way shape or form resembled me)in high school who slapped a "I love animals, they taste great" bumper sticker over someone's PETA bumper sticker

+4 Good Comment? | | Report
from Del in KS wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

This BS gets peta in the news. That is what they want. It's free publicity. From their view point the worst thing the American public could do is ignore them.

+4 Good Comment? | | Report
from dukkillr wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

PETA and robots? Again? I'm starting to suspect that these people might also have an unhealthy fascination with Terminator movies...

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from tbogg10 wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

whats next there going to tell us to have robot dogs and cats for pets, now i am against animal abuse, like beating animals, but PETA just takes this to a whole new extreme.

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from seadog wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Wow that PETA comedy team is hilarious ..... What? They're serious?? Oh, how sad!

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from Roforde wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Idiots. Enough said.

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from fisherman14 wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Just trying to cause problems with people that actually have lives.

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from Beekeeper wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

"Stupid is as stupid does" - Forrest Gump

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from dukkillr wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

squirrelgirl - are you sure that you want to stick to that story? I mean, if you have something that you need to confess, we're all ears. You're among friends, no worries.

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from sgaredneck wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

As long as the media & Hollyweird types suck up to PETA for PR, PETA will suck off'n them for more PR likewise.

Del & SBW are right; Protest a KFC for cruelty to chickens(lol), or put out off the wall press releases and it's guaranteed media coverage. I don't know if it is possible to reprogram or un-brainwash chronically stupid people such as PETA folks.

Make mine a 3pc box with mashed potatoes and tea....

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from Bella wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

Our mutual dislike of PETA and it's inane antics is the One True Thing (besides liking guns) that Unites us. We stand shoulder to shoulder arms outstretched pointing, while we guffaw in unison. PETA is the booby prize that just keeps giving. Robot Groundhogs! Imagine the developmental cost for a one off prototype. (or is PETA expecting some kind of production run). Perhaps the latest anamatronic toy? (they have robot hamsters now). All I can say is that they likely shoot just the same as the real ones, aside from the transistors and diodes going flying every which way when you nail it with that varmint grenade frangible bullet.Yee Haw, it's Robot Groundhog Season again!

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from idduckhntr wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

Yea but Beekeeper you cant fix stupid.

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from MLH wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Jackie and Dunlap sure say it as they see it. This should get them nominated for the 2010 F&S heroes of the year.

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from JD wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

Chad, I heard they taste like chicken ;-]

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from dukkillr wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

MLH - I second the nomination.

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from vork23 wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

chad i am pumped for another 6 of winter just means more ice fishinh here in mn. but the robotic ground hog is BS!!!

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from dukkillr wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

Yeah, Del is right. They're like little kids throwing tantrums, doing anything for attention.

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from silsbyj wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

The only single good thing that PETA does is make themselves look like a bunch of dumbasses. Thats it....they do it for us!

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from 60256 wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

I once read an essay out a book titled "50 essays: A portable anthology". It was titled "What's wrong with animal right?" This lady claimed that she does care about animals, but is afraid to call herself an animal-rights activist because that phrase has been hijacked and abused by groups such as PETA. She proved a pretty strong point. She even deliberately said that the PETA President "is wrong". I laughed when I read that. It just goes to show that even people who care about the welfare of animals don't agree with the extreme liberal policies of PETA.
P.S.-No I cannot remember the name of the author of the essay or author of the book, but we read it in school, and it's a very popular book that should not be hard at all to find.

Nate

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from Sneaky wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

That's good. The more stunts they pull, and the more strange ideas they come up with, the more the general public will see them for what they really are.

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from Shootstir wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

Hey guys- I've started my own PETA chapter. We call it:

People
Eating
Tasty
Animals

It's free to join- and a heck of a good time to boot!

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from The Armchair Ou... wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

What kills me is these Hollywood types that shill for PETA. Pamela Anderson would rather be naked than wear fur. And in her case, I would have to agree.

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from jamesti wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

i have a solution for phil's unhappyness. i'll start at 200 yards! squirrel girl, send us some of your bumper stickers!

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from Fisher Boy wrote 2 years 15 weeks ago

PETA- People Eating Taste Animals

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from cas0905 wrote 2 years 14 weeks ago

these people are from another planet the stuff they come up never fails to make me laugh

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from mutagyn wrote 1 year 32 weeks ago

these people have nothing better to do.
without comments. aff!!!
Lista de emails
good week!!!

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