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February 03, 2010

The Gun Dog Ate My Sock

By David DiBenedetto

See that sock in the photo above? The one that looks like it was attacked by a small, rabid shark. Well, that’s my sock after Pritchard got a hold of it this weekend. The attack lasted, to the best of my knowledge, no more than 5 minutes. When I caught her in the act, she looked up with a few white threads dangling from her mouth. “Who me?”

As most of you know, many dogs eat socks and, as any Vet will tell you, an inordinate amount of women’s underwear. But soft fabrics can cause devastating effects in a dog’s bowels, mainly blockage. I’ve heard that sometimes a Vet will suggest giving a dog a bit of hydrogen peroxide to induce vomiting. This hopefully removes the object before it travels into the intestines.

I discussed the situation with my wife, and we decided that we would watch the dog closely and take her to the Vet at the first sign of distress. The following morning after the sock attack we were running Pritch on the beach when she took her typical morning constitution. I’d be lying if I told you I wasn’t hoping for a sock deposit. But a few minutes later my hopes were realized when Pritch squatted again—and started straining.

Of course, being a good dog dad I got down on my knees and checked the situation out. The good news: I saw part of the sock. The bad news: the rest was inside of her. So after watching my pup strain some more I decided to lend her a hand…literally. (Photo evidence below.) Yes, I reached down and gave the sock-turd a gentle (very, very gentle) tug, and out it slid.

My dog gave a giant butt wiggle and went running off down the beach as happy as a clam, giving me time to contemplate the situation. I looked up at my wife, who didn’t have to say anything because I knew what she was thinking: That’s what you get for leaving your socks on the floor.

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from huntnow wrote 2 years 1 week ago

great story. somehow i have never had to deal with a sock-turd as my dog gets into absolutely everything else but i will refer back to this post for instruction when she inevitabley has trouble with the passage.

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from MLH wrote 2 years 1 week ago

She sure doesn't look happy in that photo - but neither do you. If there was only a good way to get dogs to associate what comes out with what went in.

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from Elmer Fudd wrote 2 years 1 week ago

I don't see how any of them live after watching what they will sometimes drink from

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from kelmitch wrote 2 years 1 week ago

Glad to see she is okay.

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from Jeff4066 wrote 2 years 1 week ago

Keeping our stuff put up is worse than child-proofing a house.

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from MABALLZ wrote 2 years 1 week ago

Great post, and awesome pic! If you took a picture of the "product" it would probably get very high ratings on www.ratemypoo.com!

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from bigjake wrote 2 years 1 week ago

Once my weimariner/lab mix swallowed her 18" steel choke chain collar.Our vet gave her a pill and she vomitted it right up, to my relief.

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from guncrazy74 wrote 2 years 1 week ago

Just fyi something I learned with my last dog who ate a poisoned mouse once and several other things was another good and cheap way of inducing them to vomit quickly. Just take a large glass of water and load it up with lots of salt making a brine and pouring it down. It's cheap, you have the material at hand almost always and it will not have a bad effect on her. I learned that from a vet after using the peroxide for the mouse. He felt this was a little safer for the dog and it works like a charm. If you catch her right away like you did it is safer than trying to let her pass it.

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from buck hunter wrote 2 years 1 week ago

I've had the same thing happen to me many of times. But know it's not just socks, it hats to. Glad to know she's alright.

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from Douglas wrote 2 years 1 week ago

Guess you shouldn't have taught her to "heel".

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from Douglas wrote 2 years 1 week ago

When I was a kid, we had a dog who ate the tinsel off the christmas tree. Come spring, there were some pretty interesting decorations in the yard.

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from pinopolis wrote 2 years 1 week ago

great tip about the salt water! growing up, my lab ate any piece of clothing that had been in direct contact with a human foot or naughty bit. the back yard looked like a thrift shop for lingerie.

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from BIGGAMECOCK wrote 2 years 1 week ago

Pantyhose are the funniest when you have to assit. they just keep coming, like the handkerchief from the clown's mouth. Most embarrassing is The Boss Lady's "for-my-eyes-only" garment that mysteriously disappeared, but was found by the observant caretakers at Doggy Day Camp. Needless to say, they were refused for return.

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from squirrelgirl wrote 2 years 1 week ago

i LOVE THE BLACK AND WHITE PICTURE! THAT'S GREAT! ONCE OUR TERRIER MIX ATE A FEW OF MY DAUGHTER'S CRAYONS AND WE HAD TECHNICOLOR POO'S IN THE YARD FOR A COUPLE WEEKS. THE NEIGHBOR THOUGHT HE WAS HALLUCINATING!

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from Amflyer wrote 2 years 1 week ago

I once had my shorthair running manically around the back yard, being closely chased by a "turd-on-a-string." I finally cornered her...she was panting, scared, I was laughing uncontrollably. We were both glad of the privacy fence, I think.

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from Dave DiBenedetto wrote 2 years 1 week ago

Amflyer--There are some funny comments above but yours got a belly laugh. -D

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from jamesti wrote 2 years 1 week ago

i used to have the same problem with my dog when it came to sticks. that looked painful and sometimes assistance was needed.

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from Brittle wrote 2 years 6 days ago

haha funny
some dogs eat anything

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from Clay Cooper wrote 2 years 6 days ago

Think that was something

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/outposts/2010/02/hunter-shot-by-his-dog....

Duck hunter gets shot in the back -- by his own dog
February 1, 2010 | 1:22 pm

Talk about a stupid pet trick.

A duck hunter was accidentally shot in the back Saturday when his female Labrador retriever stepped on the man's loaded shotgun, causing it to discharge.

The Fresno Bee reports that the man was hunting with his dog and a friend near Los Banos in central California. When they decided to call it a day, the hunter set his shotgun down and left the blind to go retrieve some duck decoys about 15 yards away.

Though the gun's safety was set, the lab somehow stepped on it, causing the safety to disengage and the weapon to fire, hitting the dog's owner in the upper back.

The 53-year-old man was treated at Memorial Hospital Los Banos for the non life-threatening injury and released the same day.

Neither the names of the hunter nor his dog were released.

-- Kelly Burgess

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from Clay Cooper wrote 2 years 6 days ago

Anyone said it's a cake walk raising a gun dog, LIED TO YA! LOL!!! In about 2-3 years She will finally grow out of getting into trouble. Had that ice and snow storm hit us last week and had the Daughter and 3 little Grandkids over. Gracie my German Shorthair behavior was finally better than the kids!

Hang in the David, it's worth it!

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from Clay Cooper wrote 2 years 6 days ago

Dave DiBenedetto

I got to say Brother! LOL! For what you did for your little buddy tells me you are or would make a great Father to look up to! Despite of all the chaos, your wife must really love you!

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from Jen24 wrote 2 years 6 days ago

Hilarious that your wife took that shot. I suppose you made it black-n-white to make it look 'tasteful' (pun not intended but appreciated nonetheless). Glad to know I'm not the only Dogmum/dogpa who had to gently pull a bit of straw from their Lab's behind (had my hand in a plastic bag, mind).

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from Clay Cooper wrote 2 years 6 days ago

Seriously laying all jokes aside, there aren’t too many responsible Dog owners like Dave DiBenedetto. Anyone else would have stood there with their hands in their pocket looking the other way!

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from Dave DiBenedetto wrote 2 years 6 days ago

Clay Cooper- Well, thanks very much for the kudos...I like to think I was just doing my "doodie" as a gun dog owner. (Sorry, couldn't resist.)

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 2 years 6 days ago

You should send that to Mike Rove's "Dirtiest Jobs"

LMAO

Anyone who hasn't had to do that in one form or another hasn't had many dogs.....nuff said

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from Box Call wrote 2 years 6 days ago

Ah the dedication of a gun dog owner. This reminded me of a story told to me five years ago by a friend. He was walking down the sidewalk near his home when he noticed a young beagle, butt on the concrete, sliding along pulling his butt with his front feet and back feet off the concrete. Dogs with worms will often do this of course but when the dog got up my friend notice a bologna rind sticking out of the dogs "lower digestive tract" as he sophisticatedly called it. Urging the poor dog to his side he grabbed the bologna rind and gave a jerk as the dog yelped and ran away from my friend, crossing a busy road and unfortunately hit by a transit bus. Not a good ending to a story. Moral of the story is to pull it on a beach where there are no buses only waves to run into.

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from Ontario Honker ... wrote 2 years 6 days ago

Well, Dave, I hope we meet someday, but please remind me not to shake your hand!

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from jwesta wrote 2 years 1 day ago

My one year old lab was eating and passing socks at an amazing pace, even pulling them through the holes in the plastic hamper....he passed every one of them, and has the cleanest colon in ND!! Thankfully, this stage passed....before he got one of my military boot socks!

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from fisherman wrote 1 year 49 weeks ago

HAHA! Great stories guys. Now, part of one sock is bad enough, but my dog once ingested THREE WHOLE SOCKS-at the same time. Complete with two rubber bands. He was pretty sick but came out fine after a few doses of ipecac at the emergency room. I think he learned his lesson, though he still enjoys eating napkins, kleenex, and anything else that we would consider inedible.

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from waldman79 wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

I WAS AN OHIOIAN LIVING IN TEXAS WHEN THE INDIANS MADE THEIR FIRST TRIP TO THE WORLD SERIES IN DECADES. AFTER THEY LOST TO THE BRAVES, MY LAB ATE MY INDIANS CAP.

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from bigjake wrote 2 years 1 week ago

Once my weimariner/lab mix swallowed her 18" steel choke chain collar.Our vet gave her a pill and she vomitted it right up, to my relief.

+3 Good Comment? | | Report
from Douglas wrote 2 years 1 week ago

Guess you shouldn't have taught her to "heel".

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from kelmitch wrote 2 years 1 week ago

Glad to see she is okay.

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from Amflyer wrote 2 years 1 week ago

I once had my shorthair running manically around the back yard, being closely chased by a "turd-on-a-string." I finally cornered her...she was panting, scared, I was laughing uncontrollably. We were both glad of the privacy fence, I think.

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from Dave DiBenedetto wrote 2 years 1 week ago

Amflyer--There are some funny comments above but yours got a belly laugh. -D

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from Brittle wrote 2 years 6 days ago

haha funny
some dogs eat anything

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from Jen24 wrote 2 years 6 days ago

Hilarious that your wife took that shot. I suppose you made it black-n-white to make it look 'tasteful' (pun not intended but appreciated nonetheless). Glad to know I'm not the only Dogmum/dogpa who had to gently pull a bit of straw from their Lab's behind (had my hand in a plastic bag, mind).

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from WA Mtnhunter wrote 2 years 6 days ago

You should send that to Mike Rove's "Dirtiest Jobs"

LMAO

Anyone who hasn't had to do that in one form or another hasn't had many dogs.....nuff said

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from Ontario Honker ... wrote 2 years 6 days ago

Well, Dave, I hope we meet someday, but please remind me not to shake your hand!

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from huntnow wrote 2 years 1 week ago

great story. somehow i have never had to deal with a sock-turd as my dog gets into absolutely everything else but i will refer back to this post for instruction when she inevitabley has trouble with the passage.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from MLH wrote 2 years 1 week ago

She sure doesn't look happy in that photo - but neither do you. If there was only a good way to get dogs to associate what comes out with what went in.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Elmer Fudd wrote 2 years 1 week ago

I don't see how any of them live after watching what they will sometimes drink from

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Jeff4066 wrote 2 years 1 week ago

Keeping our stuff put up is worse than child-proofing a house.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from MABALLZ wrote 2 years 1 week ago

Great post, and awesome pic! If you took a picture of the "product" it would probably get very high ratings on www.ratemypoo.com!

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from guncrazy74 wrote 2 years 1 week ago

Just fyi something I learned with my last dog who ate a poisoned mouse once and several other things was another good and cheap way of inducing them to vomit quickly. Just take a large glass of water and load it up with lots of salt making a brine and pouring it down. It's cheap, you have the material at hand almost always and it will not have a bad effect on her. I learned that from a vet after using the peroxide for the mouse. He felt this was a little safer for the dog and it works like a charm. If you catch her right away like you did it is safer than trying to let her pass it.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from buck hunter wrote 2 years 1 week ago

I've had the same thing happen to me many of times. But know it's not just socks, it hats to. Glad to know she's alright.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Douglas wrote 2 years 1 week ago

When I was a kid, we had a dog who ate the tinsel off the christmas tree. Come spring, there were some pretty interesting decorations in the yard.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from pinopolis wrote 2 years 1 week ago

great tip about the salt water! growing up, my lab ate any piece of clothing that had been in direct contact with a human foot or naughty bit. the back yard looked like a thrift shop for lingerie.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from BIGGAMECOCK wrote 2 years 1 week ago

Pantyhose are the funniest when you have to assit. they just keep coming, like the handkerchief from the clown's mouth. Most embarrassing is The Boss Lady's "for-my-eyes-only" garment that mysteriously disappeared, but was found by the observant caretakers at Doggy Day Camp. Needless to say, they were refused for return.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from squirrelgirl wrote 2 years 1 week ago

i LOVE THE BLACK AND WHITE PICTURE! THAT'S GREAT! ONCE OUR TERRIER MIX ATE A FEW OF MY DAUGHTER'S CRAYONS AND WE HAD TECHNICOLOR POO'S IN THE YARD FOR A COUPLE WEEKS. THE NEIGHBOR THOUGHT HE WAS HALLUCINATING!

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from jamesti wrote 2 years 1 week ago

i used to have the same problem with my dog when it came to sticks. that looked painful and sometimes assistance was needed.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Clay Cooper wrote 2 years 6 days ago

Seriously laying all jokes aside, there aren’t too many responsible Dog owners like Dave DiBenedetto. Anyone else would have stood there with their hands in their pocket looking the other way!

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Dave DiBenedetto wrote 2 years 6 days ago

Clay Cooper- Well, thanks very much for the kudos...I like to think I was just doing my "doodie" as a gun dog owner. (Sorry, couldn't resist.)

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Box Call wrote 2 years 6 days ago

Ah the dedication of a gun dog owner. This reminded me of a story told to me five years ago by a friend. He was walking down the sidewalk near his home when he noticed a young beagle, butt on the concrete, sliding along pulling his butt with his front feet and back feet off the concrete. Dogs with worms will often do this of course but when the dog got up my friend notice a bologna rind sticking out of the dogs "lower digestive tract" as he sophisticatedly called it. Urging the poor dog to his side he grabbed the bologna rind and gave a jerk as the dog yelped and ran away from my friend, crossing a busy road and unfortunately hit by a transit bus. Not a good ending to a story. Moral of the story is to pull it on a beach where there are no buses only waves to run into.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from fisherman wrote 1 year 49 weeks ago

HAHA! Great stories guys. Now, part of one sock is bad enough, but my dog once ingested THREE WHOLE SOCKS-at the same time. Complete with two rubber bands. He was pretty sick but came out fine after a few doses of ipecac at the emergency room. I think he learned his lesson, though he still enjoys eating napkins, kleenex, and anything else that we would consider inedible.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Clay Cooper wrote 2 years 6 days ago

Think that was something

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/outposts/2010/02/hunter-shot-by-his-dog....

Duck hunter gets shot in the back -- by his own dog
February 1, 2010 | 1:22 pm

Talk about a stupid pet trick.

A duck hunter was accidentally shot in the back Saturday when his female Labrador retriever stepped on the man's loaded shotgun, causing it to discharge.

The Fresno Bee reports that the man was hunting with his dog and a friend near Los Banos in central California. When they decided to call it a day, the hunter set his shotgun down and left the blind to go retrieve some duck decoys about 15 yards away.

Though the gun's safety was set, the lab somehow stepped on it, causing the safety to disengage and the weapon to fire, hitting the dog's owner in the upper back.

The 53-year-old man was treated at Memorial Hospital Los Banos for the non life-threatening injury and released the same day.

Neither the names of the hunter nor his dog were released.

-- Kelly Burgess

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from Clay Cooper wrote 2 years 6 days ago

Anyone said it's a cake walk raising a gun dog, LIED TO YA! LOL!!! In about 2-3 years She will finally grow out of getting into trouble. Had that ice and snow storm hit us last week and had the Daughter and 3 little Grandkids over. Gracie my German Shorthair behavior was finally better than the kids!

Hang in the David, it's worth it!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Clay Cooper wrote 2 years 6 days ago

Dave DiBenedetto

I got to say Brother! LOL! For what you did for your little buddy tells me you are or would make a great Father to look up to! Despite of all the chaos, your wife must really love you!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from jwesta wrote 2 years 1 day ago

My one year old lab was eating and passing socks at an amazing pace, even pulling them through the holes in the plastic hamper....he passed every one of them, and has the cleanest colon in ND!! Thankfully, this stage passed....before he got one of my military boot socks!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from waldman79 wrote 1 year 41 weeks ago

I WAS AN OHIOIAN LIVING IN TEXAS WHEN THE INDIANS MADE THEIR FIRST TRIP TO THE WORLD SERIES IN DECADES. AFTER THEY LOST TO THE BRAVES, MY LAB ATE MY INDIANS CAP.

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