


May 28, 2010
Bestul: Hunting Clothes that Mask Your Heartbeat
By Scott Bestul
Deer hunters have long debated the existence of a 6th sense in whitetails. You can paint the scene as well as I can. A buck approaches your stand from upwind. You make no movement, create no sounds, yet for seemingly inexplicable reasons, the buck suddenly gets goosey and blows out of there. What the heck happened?
The folks at Human Energy Concealment Systems (HECS) say they know; it’s the Electromagnetic Radiation (EMR) produced by the hunter. According to HECS, “It’s a scientific fact that every time our heart beats or our body moves, we give off EMR. Scientific research has also proven that animals and humans can detect EMR, particularly when it becomes more intense, or spikes, as is the case when our heart beats faster at the sight or close proximity of game.” In response, HECS has produced a line of camouflaged clothing designed to short-stop EMR waves. The lightweight outfit consists of pants, shirt and headnet that contain a “conductive activated carbon in a grid pattern that acts as an EMR barrier.” The suit can be worn alone or as undergarment with your normal hunting clothes. Wear it, HECS says, and game will be calmer in your presence.
Space doesn’t allow me to include all the information on the HECS website, so if you’re interested, visit the site to read further. So what are your thoughts? Any interest in a set of EMR-reducing clothing for this fall?
Comments (38)
Lol, Now I know why I keep getting busted all the time. I've learned to anticipate the adrenal rush and following rasing heartbeat by playing out every possible animals approach in my mind and investigate any noise so nothing sneaks in on me. This helps keep me calm when game actually step into view.
"This is a sucker born every minute" and they grow up to buy S@!T like this.
Who ever knew that the whitetail would be the one thing that could actually stop Chuck Norris
Ya that's why I didn't get anything more than a doe the last 2 years, EMR. And here I have been thinking its just the Dew point, humidity, earth rotated at the wrong time, barometric pressure.....But no, its been EMR the whole time.... I cant wait to rush out and buy this stuff, I wonder when they'll make a bone collector edition...gimme a dam break!
i dont think that it would work because there is no such thing as a 6 sence (for deer any way). iv seen spots get busted when there was nobody there from accros the feild. than the deer come up to my stand and never get scard. but if you want to go out and wast your money its your choise. but if i was you i would stick to good out camaflouge and dont move a mussle. if you want deer to get yoused to you being there. i go out befor the secon starts and i will scout for deer about 3 to 4 week befor the secon starts.
Scentblocker shirt...$125
Scentblocker pants...$175
Scentblocker socks...$50
Scentblocker hat...$50
Scentblocker gloves...$50
Dead Down Wind spray...$15
Doe in estrus urine...$15
Goofy earth biscuit on hat...$5
Hunter wearing a damn tin foil suit to mask heartbeat... Priceless!!!!!!
Sounds like a godsend for the scent block clothing industry. I wonder if they have tested carbon at blocking one's aura.
I was unaware that deer possess ampullae of lorenzini. I wonder what mechanism HECS describes as the mode of detection the deer use to sense such a thing.
Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha......
Thanks for the best laugh I've had this week.
How did anyone ever get deer before all this high-tech crap?
Just how... never mind... Hunters and fishermen will buy anything...
Is the company selling shares of stock, this may be the next GET RICH QUICK opportunity.
Is that the reason I have shot my four largest bucks since I had an ICD placed in my chest? Something positive about having a bad ticker. :)
OMG!!! Somebody hold me back. I've got to rush out and buy some of this stuff, or maybe I could just wrap myself in chicken wire and hook it up to a nine volt battery. That's about the most ridiculous load of fertilizer I've run across in a while. I think somebody has been watching too many X-Files reruns.
Country,
Don't forget about your little tin foil hat...
I will just go into MOPP4 but get a lead lined JSLIST (MOPP gear) that way my scent is blocked, lead takes care of the electro and the protective mask will quiet the sound of my breathing because scientific studies show that big game key in on the heavier breath sounds of a hunter at high altitudes..I will sell the first 100 suits to ya'll for 159.96 (introductory price....don't get any ideas though....patent pending
lol!
Here we go...more ridiculous gear that gear needing hunters can blame their lack of success on...
I'm with Zermoid - how did those old guys ever get by? They are all laughing real good and hard at today's pansies.
Ooooooooo... this will go perfectly with my solar powered coffee pot and realtime trail cams! Not.
WOW,Whats next,? A suction potty so yall don't stink up the woods?, give me a break.
Rick, Don I'm with ya, this sounds like bogus C*** to me. Heart waves spooking game give me a break, our forefathers wore red wool jackets, and shot "obsolete" leverguns chambered for "obsolete" cartridges. If they can kill deer than why can't we with modern scentlock camo and rifles capable of shooting accuratly out to 1000 yards? Not to long ago 100 yards was the maximum range for most guns now it's 350 yards for most guns. Hunting and fishing has become to modernized IMO, heart wave proof clothing, What a life saver! Now I know why I didn't get a buck last year!!! thank you field and stream for helping me figure out all my hunting problems LOL.
So I've been watching this site for a long time now, but 1st time feel 'moved' to say something. Grew up in Saskatchewan an hour from where Milo Hanson killed his world record, have killed all my biggest deer in the Hoosier State, many inside of 20 yards with a bow. The 1st buck I ever rattled in was a 3 1/2 year old (or so) full of p%*s & vinegar, that came in looking for a fight, put his head down & looked me in the eyes at 15 yards. I could hear my heart beat, & I could feel my pants getting wet. He glared at me for a good while, then I believe thinking that a human crouched beside a major deer trail didn't look 'natural', he gave me 'the flag' & took off. I agree with the gentleman that said 'how did anyone ever kill a deer before any of this high tec crap'?
That must have been why the girls shied away from me in high school. I was giving off EMR rays. If I had only known this then I could have gotten the prettiest girl and killed the biggest buck. I find out these things after its too late, although I did find the prettiest girl and maybe with this I can kill the biggest buck. These is still hope for old cranky men.
When will we hunters stop falling for these money making gimics that make us part with our hard earned money? I will not fall for this one.
what's next putting an armadillo on your head. it might work.
I was JUST reading about Great White Sharks and their ampullae of lorenzini. Guess the whitetail and the whiteshark share a common ancestor.
Are deer different now than they were,oh say, a hundred years ago? I don't know how anyone shot a deer at any time before the advent of scent blocking,camo clothing, and now clothing to keep hearts from giving us away.Another thing I think is ludicrous are the products that are sold to hunters to keep deer from smelling their breath. I would suggest that if a deer can smell your breath at any distance past three or four feet you should go see a doctor because you've got a bigger problem they just keeping a deer from knowing your in the woods.
lol where can i buy stocks in that at,,i know theres gonna be a bunch of people buy it,, dont for get to take the mirrors along now that there selling to,,to hide behind,lololol
that was kind of a stupid remark about the breath,your breath dont have to stink to be blowing at a deer close and him not smell it,they smell stuff like that way to easy ,,so do coyotes,i have watched coyoes go by on a dead run with there head up high and turn on a dime where i walked, with rubber packs on and clean cloths and took off like they was shot at and deer do it to uve seen alot of deer walk down your same trail and never smell you but close range ya better watch your breath if your down low like a deer and close to it
that was kind of a stupid remark about the breath,your breath dont have to stink to be blowing at a deer close and him not smell it,they smell stuff like that way to easy ,,so do coyotes,i have watched coyoes go by on a dead run with there head up high and turn on a dime where i walked, with rubber packs on and clean cloths and took off like they was shot at and deer do it to uve seen alot of deer walk down your same trail and never smell you but close range ya better watch your breath if your down low like a deer and close to it
And here all this time I thought Ampullae of Lorenzini was an Italian sportscar...
The day I shot my biggest buck I saw him coming in at 60yds. I got ready. at 40yds he stoped and looked right at me. I wasn't moving so I always wondered how he saw me. Later I thought it was because the sun was in my face he must have seen the reflection in my glasses.Now I know it must have my EMR. Thank goodness the hot doe standing right under my stand didn't pick up my EMR pulse. I can't wait to order a suite I'm glad it"s expensive,cheap stuff never works. L.O.W.
E-electro M-magnteic R- radiation. Cellphones put this off so do a million other electric things. So if the deer can sense it and if it effects where they are i have a feeling they would be incredibly uncomfortable everywhere? I would call it a big hoax to make money smart though not many people would read into it.
I think these guys played to much Dungens and Dragons. Who knew Deer had detect Aura of Invisibility??? Good thing they can't shoot fire from their eyes and lightning bolts from their arse! Leave that to William Wallace!!
I like the idea from Bones812 about the armadillo on my head. The armadillo's abysmal stupidity could cancel out my incomparable intelligence, preventing any brain waves from amplyfing my heartbeat. Let's see, I could put the 'dillo in a coal scuttle and put the scuttle on my head, securing it with the handle under my chin. There would be a couple of side benefits such as having my dandruff amply scratched and since 'dillos can't be housebroken, I'd have a great cover scent. If all of us on this site continue to brainstorm, they'll probably declare the site illegal because we'll know how to kill all the critters in the woods. The possibilities are endless.
The simple solution - "Use the Force!" LOL Dad was a fisherman, he would say that sometimes gear is meant to catch fishermen. I think that this would apply to this product and hunting - it's designed to 'catch' hunters!
Geeze. Now I don't feel so stupid for buying all that 'scent-loc'.
shoot me down... but ain't no deer out there cares about my heart rate or the squirrel in the tree next to me or the millions of other living things around.
my accuracy seems to drop with a spike in this EMR, can I get a preventative suit for that.
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Scentblocker shirt...$125
Scentblocker pants...$175
Scentblocker socks...$50
Scentblocker hat...$50
Scentblocker gloves...$50
Dead Down Wind spray...$15
Doe in estrus urine...$15
Goofy earth biscuit on hat...$5
Hunter wearing a damn tin foil suit to mask heartbeat... Priceless!!!!!!
Ya that's why I didn't get anything more than a doe the last 2 years, EMR. And here I have been thinking its just the Dew point, humidity, earth rotated at the wrong time, barometric pressure.....But no, its been EMR the whole time.... I cant wait to rush out and buy this stuff, I wonder when they'll make a bone collector edition...gimme a dam break!
How did anyone ever get deer before all this high-tech crap?
Just how... never mind... Hunters and fishermen will buy anything...
"This is a sucker born every minute" and they grow up to buy S@!T like this.
Sounds like a godsend for the scent block clothing industry. I wonder if they have tested carbon at blocking one's aura.
Lol, Now I know why I keep getting busted all the time. I've learned to anticipate the adrenal rush and following rasing heartbeat by playing out every possible animals approach in my mind and investigate any noise so nothing sneaks in on me. This helps keep me calm when game actually step into view.
Who ever knew that the whitetail would be the one thing that could actually stop Chuck Norris
i dont think that it would work because there is no such thing as a 6 sence (for deer any way). iv seen spots get busted when there was nobody there from accros the feild. than the deer come up to my stand and never get scard. but if you want to go out and wast your money its your choise. but if i was you i would stick to good out camaflouge and dont move a mussle. if you want deer to get yoused to you being there. i go out befor the secon starts and i will scout for deer about 3 to 4 week befor the secon starts.
Is the company selling shares of stock, this may be the next GET RICH QUICK opportunity.
Is that the reason I have shot my four largest bucks since I had an ICD placed in my chest? Something positive about having a bad ticker. :)
OMG!!! Somebody hold me back. I've got to rush out and buy some of this stuff, or maybe I could just wrap myself in chicken wire and hook it up to a nine volt battery. That's about the most ridiculous load of fertilizer I've run across in a while. I think somebody has been watching too many X-Files reruns.
Rick, Don I'm with ya, this sounds like bogus C*** to me. Heart waves spooking game give me a break, our forefathers wore red wool jackets, and shot "obsolete" leverguns chambered for "obsolete" cartridges. If they can kill deer than why can't we with modern scentlock camo and rifles capable of shooting accuratly out to 1000 yards? Not to long ago 100 yards was the maximum range for most guns now it's 350 yards for most guns. Hunting and fishing has become to modernized IMO, heart wave proof clothing, What a life saver! Now I know why I didn't get a buck last year!!! thank you field and stream for helping me figure out all my hunting problems LOL.
So I've been watching this site for a long time now, but 1st time feel 'moved' to say something. Grew up in Saskatchewan an hour from where Milo Hanson killed his world record, have killed all my biggest deer in the Hoosier State, many inside of 20 yards with a bow. The 1st buck I ever rattled in was a 3 1/2 year old (or so) full of p%*s & vinegar, that came in looking for a fight, put his head down & looked me in the eyes at 15 yards. I could hear my heart beat, & I could feel my pants getting wet. He glared at me for a good while, then I believe thinking that a human crouched beside a major deer trail didn't look 'natural', he gave me 'the flag' & took off. I agree with the gentleman that said 'how did anyone ever kill a deer before any of this high tec crap'?
That must have been why the girls shied away from me in high school. I was giving off EMR rays. If I had only known this then I could have gotten the prettiest girl and killed the biggest buck. I find out these things after its too late, although I did find the prettiest girl and maybe with this I can kill the biggest buck. These is still hope for old cranky men.
When will we hunters stop falling for these money making gimics that make us part with our hard earned money? I will not fall for this one.
I was unaware that deer possess ampullae of lorenzini. I wonder what mechanism HECS describes as the mode of detection the deer use to sense such a thing.
Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha......
Thanks for the best laugh I've had this week.
Country,
Don't forget about your little tin foil hat...
Ooooooooo... this will go perfectly with my solar powered coffee pot and realtime trail cams! Not.
WOW,Whats next,? A suction potty so yall don't stink up the woods?, give me a break.
what's next putting an armadillo on your head. it might work.
E-electro M-magnteic R- radiation. Cellphones put this off so do a million other electric things. So if the deer can sense it and if it effects where they are i have a feeling they would be incredibly uncomfortable everywhere? I would call it a big hoax to make money smart though not many people would read into it.
The simple solution - "Use the Force!" LOL Dad was a fisherman, he would say that sometimes gear is meant to catch fishermen. I think that this would apply to this product and hunting - it's designed to 'catch' hunters!
I will just go into MOPP4 but get a lead lined JSLIST (MOPP gear) that way my scent is blocked, lead takes care of the electro and the protective mask will quiet the sound of my breathing because scientific studies show that big game key in on the heavier breath sounds of a hunter at high altitudes..I will sell the first 100 suits to ya'll for 159.96 (introductory price....don't get any ideas though....patent pending
lol!
Here we go...more ridiculous gear that gear needing hunters can blame their lack of success on...
I'm with Zermoid - how did those old guys ever get by? They are all laughing real good and hard at today's pansies.
I was JUST reading about Great White Sharks and their ampullae of lorenzini. Guess the whitetail and the whiteshark share a common ancestor.
Are deer different now than they were,oh say, a hundred years ago? I don't know how anyone shot a deer at any time before the advent of scent blocking,camo clothing, and now clothing to keep hearts from giving us away.Another thing I think is ludicrous are the products that are sold to hunters to keep deer from smelling their breath. I would suggest that if a deer can smell your breath at any distance past three or four feet you should go see a doctor because you've got a bigger problem they just keeping a deer from knowing your in the woods.
lol where can i buy stocks in that at,,i know theres gonna be a bunch of people buy it,, dont for get to take the mirrors along now that there selling to,,to hide behind,lololol
that was kind of a stupid remark about the breath,your breath dont have to stink to be blowing at a deer close and him not smell it,they smell stuff like that way to easy ,,so do coyotes,i have watched coyoes go by on a dead run with there head up high and turn on a dime where i walked, with rubber packs on and clean cloths and took off like they was shot at and deer do it to uve seen alot of deer walk down your same trail and never smell you but close range ya better watch your breath if your down low like a deer and close to it
that was kind of a stupid remark about the breath,your breath dont have to stink to be blowing at a deer close and him not smell it,they smell stuff like that way to easy ,,so do coyotes,i have watched coyoes go by on a dead run with there head up high and turn on a dime where i walked, with rubber packs on and clean cloths and took off like they was shot at and deer do it to uve seen alot of deer walk down your same trail and never smell you but close range ya better watch your breath if your down low like a deer and close to it
And here all this time I thought Ampullae of Lorenzini was an Italian sportscar...
The day I shot my biggest buck I saw him coming in at 60yds. I got ready. at 40yds he stoped and looked right at me. I wasn't moving so I always wondered how he saw me. Later I thought it was because the sun was in my face he must have seen the reflection in my glasses.Now I know it must have my EMR. Thank goodness the hot doe standing right under my stand didn't pick up my EMR pulse. I can't wait to order a suite I'm glad it"s expensive,cheap stuff never works. L.O.W.
I think these guys played to much Dungens and Dragons. Who knew Deer had detect Aura of Invisibility??? Good thing they can't shoot fire from their eyes and lightning bolts from their arse! Leave that to William Wallace!!
I like the idea from Bones812 about the armadillo on my head. The armadillo's abysmal stupidity could cancel out my incomparable intelligence, preventing any brain waves from amplyfing my heartbeat. Let's see, I could put the 'dillo in a coal scuttle and put the scuttle on my head, securing it with the handle under my chin. There would be a couple of side benefits such as having my dandruff amply scratched and since 'dillos can't be housebroken, I'd have a great cover scent. If all of us on this site continue to brainstorm, they'll probably declare the site illegal because we'll know how to kill all the critters in the woods. The possibilities are endless.
Geeze. Now I don't feel so stupid for buying all that 'scent-loc'.
shoot me down... but ain't no deer out there cares about my heart rate or the squirrel in the tree next to me or the millions of other living things around.
my accuracy seems to drop with a spike in this EMR, can I get a preventative suit for that.
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