HogBlog -
It sounds like you might have found a keeper!

Speaking as an earring wearing wife type myself, I prefer Emeralds or Rubies and yep I'll take the rifle too. Diamonds are for knife sharpeners and lapidary tools, DeBeers diamond cartel has a monopoly on diamonds worldwide and has run the price up per carat way way beyond the price would be otherwise. A flawless emerald will beat a diamond in price per carat and is worth it too, because Real Flawless Emeralds are much much rarer than diamonds. Diamonds? I sharpen my axe with 'em, gimme emeralds, rubies and star sapphires any day!

Buy the earrings and get the rifle free!

Hey, even if you don't need the earrings right now, there will come a time when you hook up with the right one or you F-up severely with the current one and all you'll have to do is pull them out of the gun safe the next day and she'll think you really went to a lot of trouble to obtain the love offering.

Or just wear them yourself. Lots of you faggy looking guys and NBA wannabe's are wearing diamond earrings. Even some dipstick country artists are wearing them. You know how that goes; when you see a country boy in his latest fashion statement, you know the fad is over.

Maybe some sporting good store should offer free diamonds with a purchase of a gun.

Looks like a good promo to me. I would tell my wife--she doesn't mind me getting a new gun so much as spending the money on a new gun. If I spent the money on her, I don't think she would complain. Hmmmm ... Oklahoma, kind of a long trip for me but ...

I'M IN!!! Where do I sign up?

Straightshooter, I definitely did!

Speaking as an earring wearing wife type myself, I prefer Emeralds or Rubies and yep I'll take the rifle too. Diamonds are for knife sharpeners and lapidary tools, DeBeers diamond cartel has a monopoly on diamonds worldwide and has run the price up per carat way way beyond the price would be otherwise. A flawless emerald will beat a diamond in price per carat and is worth it too, because Real Flawless Emeralds are much much rarer than diamonds. Diamonds? I sharpen my axe with 'em, gimme emeralds, rubies and star sapphires any day!

I'd give her the diamonds (along with flowers and a kiss and whatever else I could get away with) and not say a word about the rifle, which I would purposely make a just a touch oily and dusty and then hide in plain sight with other rifles, which would cause her to think I had long owned the (new) rifle anyway.

'Course, all this could be a significant factor in why I'm divorced these days.

If i lived there i would have a new gun right now.

Actually I'm usually the one doing the maintaining, as my dearly beloved is chronically sick and never could swing an axe worth a damn anyway. Yep I put the logs on the fire and I boil him up them bacon and them beans. No I don't plan standing for any new studs, I like my old hoss just fine, even if I have to do all the huntin' and the fishin' myself...

Hey im going to Oklahoma in a few days man im gonna like my new gun!!! one problem though it dont give the price of these diamonds... it might be cheaper to buy the gun and diamonds seperate. Anyway my girl buys me whatever hunting equipment i want... as long as i let her go with me every now and then and get her somethen too. :)