"GREAT GOBS OF GIGGLY WIGGLYS!"

The OneUpper: You may have drank the worm at the bar last night, but "Watch This!"

Go on. Try it. These new biodegradable worms don't taste that bad.

"You expect me to drink all of this for 20 bucks?"

Forget the boxes of muppets... Roy's got the full cast of wallace and grommet in 32oz

Mr. Bill, meet Mr. Tanami

Gumby and Pokey... An adventure with FlyTalk

Honey, can you open this for me?

"Earlier in the week, my wife and I argued about me going fishing. When I asked her to pack some Swedish Fish Candy for the trip, this is what I got"

"Faced with keeping himself or his Gulp! hydrated, Roy decided he wasn't that thirsty anyway..."

Time to bring out the illegal bait.

I eat, sleep, and drink fishing.

"My Dad told me that if I was going to have fun, I should bring rubbers. But, this seems a little excessive!"

Here's what I call a suicide.

You expect me to drink this before I go fishin'?

So much for Organic Water!

I thought I ordered bug juice, not Gulp.

Where's the "Nutrition Facts?"
Now that's a high protien.

van Dam's reply when Tanami asked what it takes to become a bass pro.

You get to be my taste-tester.
"This won't go so well with my tadpole sandwich!"

"Rookie fishing guides beware!"
"To catch a fish."

"Here see if this smells funny.?"
"I think this passed it's experation date!"

"What do I look like, a brook trout?"

"You're sure you bought these at LLBean, right?"

"I hope these weigh the same as that gold idol in the cave, or we're all f&*ked"

"Deeter went to Baja and all I got was his stomach punp results"

"I don't care if they're considered a delicacy, I want some ketchup.

"This is why you never let the guide bring lunch"

"Damn, who backwashed?"

"Alright Roy, they say that in order to catch a fish, you gotta think, ugh... eat like one. Here, chug this and tell me where the fish are."

Just add water ...

I can eat those gummy worms in 5 bites.

"Um....I think it may be time to change the filter in your purifier."

-Rubber we don't need no stinking rubber

-Whoa! so that's what gulp looks like

-If orvis don't sell it I don't like it!

-Do these come in bright orange maribou with a conehead and a 3x long size 6 streamer hook?

"Folks for just 3 easy monthly payments of $9.95 we'll send you this bottle of Banjer minnows"

When i told you guys i eat sleep and breathe fishing, i wasn't being serious.

When some guys get down on their luck they turn to a different type of bottle.

Take this bottle, but beware it carries a terrible curse.

This came from your what?

Dell one of my best friends bought those stupid Banjo Minnows... I had to laugh! How about "shaken not stirred" or "shake well before drinking" or "can you hand me a couple more of those water purification tablets"...

That sure spoiled.

"This is one of the toughest of the 12 steps in our fly snob program, so it's normal if he starts shivering violently."

You need to take that fancy new water filter back to the store.

"The economy is tough, this is all I got."

looks like "GULP" has done it again

I gotta quit drinkin.

Uhh, I think I'm in the wrong boat!

Is this really what it takes to get on fear factor!?

My wife is fired! Last week it was the laundry and now I have to learn to do the dishes?

simple.................plastic sucks.

As the old joke goes.
Everybody know's "worms" live in water, die in beer.
Moral of the story, DRINK BEER,and you won't have "worms" !

I read in Field and Stream that you can save money by storing your worms in water bottles. Now someone tell me what the hell do I drink?

Dude, your mom packed our lunch again.

The worm in the bottom of the Cuervo bottle was a nice touch, but this is rediculous!

That'll be the last time I trust th' wife t' clean out the tackle box!

I don't care if Mike Iaconelli ate them, I ain't doing it!

I didn't say anything when I found the hair in my stew but this... THIS is ridiculous!!

Let's see "sham wow" pick THIS up!

Roy couldn't wait for his terrible cold to pass.

"Fear Factor" the F&S Edition.

If you're going to put milkshakes in the Nalgene bottles you're going to have to get a little better at washing 'em out, OK?

Last time, my loving wife Jane filled my water bottle with a few good stogies, when I asked her for a surprise this time, I got a bottle of plastics? Is she trying to tell me my casting stinks?

Do you think these supplements will show up on the urine test?

Roy's fishing buddies from Boulder thought he would enjoy this smoothie on the way to the hole.

I ordered the chicken in a can, not the bait in the bottle.

"what the he**?"

I asked the wife to pack a lunch and drink I guess I should've payed more attention when she said no to fishing today.

I swear buddy, ... they're like cheese curls -- once you eat one you won't be able to stop!

mmm... my favorite drink on the water

"We're gonna need a bigger SteriPEN"

Entomology was never my strong point

Did they say to to bring in a urine sample or just a stool sample

saved* ^^^

At least it's not a bottle full of cheese.

got all i need lets fish

See..I told you....just drop these little pills in water and boom.....instant baits

This looks like one of my morning after urine samples from college! What was her name???

add bourbon and i'll drink it

and the fish accually like the taste of these?

The man who is never short on lures!

I aint drinkin' that!

We better get Bozo's stool sample to the lab...

Anyway, like I was sayin', worms is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, worm-kabobs, worm creole, worm gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple worms, lemon worms, coconut worms, pepper worms, worm soup, worm stew, worm salad, worm and potatoes, worm burger, worm sandwich. That- that's about it.

worst tip ever.

yrs-
Evan!

So, you went to Bass Pro, stole a bunch of lures and put them in the Nalgene you stole from me. I can't believe you!

1. I dont care if smilin bob drinks it!

2. after hours of not catching any fish we decided to play truth or dare.

3. well, you said women like guys who eat fish.

Well, its still better than the water at work.

I don't want any hair on my chest that badly!

OK Deeter, let me get this straight. If I drink this whole thing I get what?

You're an Idiot Tim! We are Fly fisherman, not bass pros.