


June 18, 2009
Cermele: Greasy Spoons
By Joe Cermele
Have you ever noticed that you can associate fishing spots, no matter how well-known or how secret, close to home or far away, with some dingy eatery? Let's be honest, such establishments often round out a fishing trip. I shot this photo at the Forked River Diner the other night because it sums up everything I love about the place. The spoons are literally greasy (remember, that which does not kill you...), the booth vinyl is shredded, but the coffee is hot, the burgers rock, and you can't beat their pork roll and eggs. By the way, if you know what pork roll is, you're one of the lucky ones.

This joint is two minutes from my marina, is open early enough to chow down and still be out before the sun rises, and open late enough to feed tired muscles after a long day offshore. Right on the bank of the Pequest River in Buttzville, NJ sits Hot Dog Johnny's. It's actually pretty famous, and the dogs and birch beer are top shelf. If you can overlook the crusty fly paper strips, I promise you won't be sad you stopped. I do every time the Hendricksons are hatching on the 'Quest.
Likewise, there is a Shell gas station near my favorite stretch of the Big Bushkill that makes the most sublime pasta salad and deli sandwiches. But to see it from the outside, you might be afraid to buy a can of Coke from them.
What's on the menu at your favorite pre/post-fishing eatery?
JC
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I do alot of fishing around the enchanted circle in New Mexico, and have a cabin in Idlewild, near Eagle Nest. Every trip I make has two main objectives: one, fish as much as possible, and two, stop and get a mexi-pie at Kawlija's cafe in Eagle Nest. I have no idea what it is other than a mess of greasy tortillas, beef, cheese and other greasy greatness, but it makes my trip complete.
Sounds most delicious cTXn...foods with ingredients you'd prefer to keep mysterious are often the finest dining around.
The culinary delights in the eateries back in PA/NJ.....Joe your killing me, I havn't had a WaWa Hoagie since December, much less pork roll or scrapple.........For all the places in Colorado that I drive long distances to fish and hunt, there is one place on the way through Sterling Colorado that has some pretty good eats, and they will even wash and fill your thermos with hot water while you eat(to aid in keeping your coffee hot all day) and fill 'er up with fresh brew on the way out. I can't think of the name of it for the life of me, but it's on the main drag on the way out of town heading north before the road parallels the train tracks.
The best place to stop and grab some grub after a long day of offshore fishing in Atlantic beach is El's drive in. Located just right up the street from the marina. There service is quick,prices cheap, and shrimp burgers the best in town.
Three cheers for scrapple, too! Koldkut knows what's good.
Joe,
Pork roll: are you referring to Taylor Ham? I assume so since I grew up on it, just never called it Pork Roll.
Some of the best food around is found at remote roadhouses in AK and on the Alcan highway. It's not cheap so bring plenty of $.
I have 2 great places on both coasts for food. In PA there used to be an old grocery store that opened at 4am on Saturdays and would make you subs to go, before that was popular. You got meat, cheese, mustard and mayo and that was it. But it waswrapped in butcher paper and tasted great. On the West Coast in CA, there's Santana's, with the best burrito, the California Burrito. They are open 24 hours a day. Great anytime.
"Eat healthy of not" I choose not. My fishing buddy and I were just talking about some of our favorite stops for greasy food after a day on the water.
On the way to our local pond,we stop at a little eatery that has the best salted ham, goetta and fried tators with onion, this side of the Ohio.
That with eggs sunny side up and cup of hot joe,and a juke-box that never stops, gets us through the day!
S-KFry: Taylor Ham indeed, but as this was invented in my hometown of Trenton NJ, it will always be pork roll to me. Taylor was just a brand name. Taylor and Case's are the two big ones.
2Poppa: Goetta? Do tell. Never heard of this one
Poke Roll and Grits! A family staple for years.
Poke your feet under the table, Roll your eyes, and Grit yore teeth!
LOL
Joe,
Got it! Born in Patterson (72), raised in West Patterson (to 82) and Pompton Plains (through 90).
Sean
Yeah my North Jersey friends still say Taylor. It's just a s scrumptious no matter what you call it.
Not all that greasy, but Stewart's is part of my raising. Eat the chili, see a moose. Got harassed by a young bear at one, too.
Pioneer Restaurant in Marietta, OH. All the big buck slayers eat there. You need their big servings if you're gonna drag out that 250 pounder.
Miss Bellows Falls Diner in VT. It's a train car. It has changed ownership quite a few times and ranges from spectacular to bad. The best and worst hot chocolate I've ever had came from there. That can almost be said for most things I've had there.
Some BBQ place somewhere way down in WV. Some other catfish place way down in WV.
Gus' Red Hots in Plattsburgh, NY. Insane perch and chili dogs. Excuse me. Michigan Dog. Whatever that's supposed to mean.
Sandbar Grill in Dunedin, FL. Grouper sandwich is either great or it tastes like mud.
If anybody ever comes to fish High Rock Lake (Home of the Bassmaster Classic in '94, '95, '98, and 2007) you have to eat at Jimmie's. It looks like crap, but they have food to die for (literally). If you eat breakfast, the western omelet is the best i've eaten, and the onion rings are killer.
Joe,
If you're ever crossing at Belvedere to head for points north on a trip, there's a little grocery worth grabbing a sandwhich from south over the mountain from Stroudsburg. Also, at Portland, you can leave your stringer in the creek, go to the diner for coffee, and go back outside and keep fishing. Actually, that last was my last hurrah on northern trout before I moved down here.
Aaaaaaand I still can't spell sandwich. Oh well, blame the public schools.
Also, in up in north Jersey they call it Taylor Ham like that's its right name. I think someone else already pointed this out.
And have you tried Hayak's in Newton? There's not really any super-exceptional fishing there that I know of, but the sandwhiches are tough to beat. Sandwiches. Daggone it!
Someone really needs to bring the Jersey deli concept to the south.
The very best Club Sandwich (Sammich in Central FLA!) I ever ate was at the Officers Club at Fort Greely Near Delta Junction AK. Best Reuben ( Made with Pastrami rather than Corned Beef) at a Deli on Colfax Ave about 9700 Block in Aurora CO.
Teodoro, I'll have to check those spots out. I pass through Belvedere and Portland on the occasion to back road it into the Poconos.
I agree that small town diners are the best. The place that I go to has amazing malts, and for desert they have rhubarb pie. How many places have rhubarb pie?????!?!?
Nate
Whenever we go fishing, just depends on when we are hungry but we always end up eating at a little pizzaria. It is run by a little family that is very nice and even let us come in when they were about to close... those are my kind of people!
When I travel to fish my favorite place to eat is a little burger place that makes very impressive burgers that will leave you wanting more, but if you tried to eat more you would not make it out of there without help.
Another place is an old hardware store that has homemade ssausage wraps, nothing more than a piece of smoked sausage on white bread with sauce or mustard, more people stop for the sausage wraps than for the tools.
Sounds like a lot of east coast flavor...I will try to balance this out a little... The best place for a burger, probably in most of central Idaho is the Banks Cafe in between Boise and McCall- right on the shore of the Payette River... other Idaho favorites are Antonios Pizza and Pasta in Challis, ID. We used to eat GREAT pit BBQ at Booker's Outpost (it has a new name and owners now) downriver from North Fork on the Main Salmon, at the mouth of Panther Creek- used to be the best trout fishing ever- when I was a kid I would catch 15-30 big pan trout a day with a bamboo cane pole and red worms (we would let them go until about an hour before we wanted to go home, an them catch our limit for dinner!)
My favorite WTF diner was in Monument Or. near the North Fork of the John Day- great western smallmouth bass water- anyhow, I do not remember what the name of the place was, but it was housed in a single wide trailer- in a trailer park- it had seating for about 12, and coffe mugs for about 10... I about laughed my a** off when we walked up to the place, but the eggs were great, and it felt like sitting down to breakfast with your neighbors... especially if you live in a trailer court!
OH! I forgot about the Worm Farm in College Place Wa. There is a little authentic Mexican restaurant there that serves some of the best burritos and such I have ever had- and they fill the plates FULL! The best part is that the Worm Farm is also a bait, tackle, and shooting supplies shop! Eat, buy your license, and stock up on bait and bullets in one stop!
Halibut fish and chips at the Pioneer Bar & Bamboo Room in Haines Ak. Really tasty and almost more than I can eat!! Haines is one of the most beautifull places in the world also. You can take your wife or your hunting buddy.
Lab...I actually have a good one from AK, too. Gwin's Lodge on the Russian/Kenai in Cooper Landing. Awesome atmosphere and banging grub.
The Club Diner on rt 168 in Bellmawr (south jersey). its no where near any good hunting but its the meeting and kickoff point of a lot of trips. used to stop at olga's diner on rt. 70 and rt. 73 when i was a little kid going surf fishing with my dad. but that just closed up for good.
and by the way, Pork Roll RULES!
Hey Joe-
It's probably compared to scrapple,with pinhead oats, beef , pork and etc.
I like it fried crisp.
A Cincinnati area tradition.
Check it out ...
http://www.goetta.com/index.asp?page=WhatIsGoetta
Hey 2Poppa, are you rockin' the Glier's Goetta? I'm an Indiana farm boy that married his way into Delhi. We love goetta. My grandmother still makes her own (and still calls them "grits"). Yep, pretty much the same as scrapple, but why call it a name that has "crap" right in the middle of it.
My favorite will always be the Napoleon Tavern in Napoleon, IN. Hamburger with pickles and an order of fries, wash it down with sweet tea, then head back out to the quail fields.
I like to go down there and eat me some delicious prok roll!!!!!!!
Eat some delicious pork roll!!!!!!!!
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I do alot of fishing around the enchanted circle in New Mexico, and have a cabin in Idlewild, near Eagle Nest. Every trip I make has two main objectives: one, fish as much as possible, and two, stop and get a mexi-pie at Kawlija's cafe in Eagle Nest. I have no idea what it is other than a mess of greasy tortillas, beef, cheese and other greasy greatness, but it makes my trip complete.
Sounds most delicious cTXn...foods with ingredients you'd prefer to keep mysterious are often the finest dining around.
The culinary delights in the eateries back in PA/NJ.....Joe your killing me, I havn't had a WaWa Hoagie since December, much less pork roll or scrapple.........For all the places in Colorado that I drive long distances to fish and hunt, there is one place on the way through Sterling Colorado that has some pretty good eats, and they will even wash and fill your thermos with hot water while you eat(to aid in keeping your coffee hot all day) and fill 'er up with fresh brew on the way out. I can't think of the name of it for the life of me, but it's on the main drag on the way out of town heading north before the road parallels the train tracks.
The best place to stop and grab some grub after a long day of offshore fishing in Atlantic beach is El's drive in. Located just right up the street from the marina. There service is quick,prices cheap, and shrimp burgers the best in town.
Three cheers for scrapple, too! Koldkut knows what's good.
Joe,
Pork roll: are you referring to Taylor Ham? I assume so since I grew up on it, just never called it Pork Roll.
Some of the best food around is found at remote roadhouses in AK and on the Alcan highway. It's not cheap so bring plenty of $.
I have 2 great places on both coasts for food. In PA there used to be an old grocery store that opened at 4am on Saturdays and would make you subs to go, before that was popular. You got meat, cheese, mustard and mayo and that was it. But it waswrapped in butcher paper and tasted great. On the West Coast in CA, there's Santana's, with the best burrito, the California Burrito. They are open 24 hours a day. Great anytime.
"Eat healthy of not" I choose not. My fishing buddy and I were just talking about some of our favorite stops for greasy food after a day on the water.
On the way to our local pond,we stop at a little eatery that has the best salted ham, goetta and fried tators with onion, this side of the Ohio.
That with eggs sunny side up and cup of hot joe,and a juke-box that never stops, gets us through the day!
S-KFry: Taylor Ham indeed, but as this was invented in my hometown of Trenton NJ, it will always be pork roll to me. Taylor was just a brand name. Taylor and Case's are the two big ones.
2Poppa: Goetta? Do tell. Never heard of this one
Poke Roll and Grits! A family staple for years.
Poke your feet under the table, Roll your eyes, and Grit yore teeth!
LOL
Joe,
Got it! Born in Patterson (72), raised in West Patterson (to 82) and Pompton Plains (through 90).
Sean
Yeah my North Jersey friends still say Taylor. It's just a s scrumptious no matter what you call it.
Not all that greasy, but Stewart's is part of my raising. Eat the chili, see a moose. Got harassed by a young bear at one, too.
Pioneer Restaurant in Marietta, OH. All the big buck slayers eat there. You need their big servings if you're gonna drag out that 250 pounder.
Miss Bellows Falls Diner in VT. It's a train car. It has changed ownership quite a few times and ranges from spectacular to bad. The best and worst hot chocolate I've ever had came from there. That can almost be said for most things I've had there.
Some BBQ place somewhere way down in WV. Some other catfish place way down in WV.
Gus' Red Hots in Plattsburgh, NY. Insane perch and chili dogs. Excuse me. Michigan Dog. Whatever that's supposed to mean.
Sandbar Grill in Dunedin, FL. Grouper sandwich is either great or it tastes like mud.
If anybody ever comes to fish High Rock Lake (Home of the Bassmaster Classic in '94, '95, '98, and 2007) you have to eat at Jimmie's. It looks like crap, but they have food to die for (literally). If you eat breakfast, the western omelet is the best i've eaten, and the onion rings are killer.
Joe,
If you're ever crossing at Belvedere to head for points north on a trip, there's a little grocery worth grabbing a sandwhich from south over the mountain from Stroudsburg. Also, at Portland, you can leave your stringer in the creek, go to the diner for coffee, and go back outside and keep fishing. Actually, that last was my last hurrah on northern trout before I moved down here.
Aaaaaaand I still can't spell sandwich. Oh well, blame the public schools.
Also, in up in north Jersey they call it Taylor Ham like that's its right name. I think someone else already pointed this out.
And have you tried Hayak's in Newton? There's not really any super-exceptional fishing there that I know of, but the sandwhiches are tough to beat. Sandwiches. Daggone it!
Someone really needs to bring the Jersey deli concept to the south.
The very best Club Sandwich (Sammich in Central FLA!) I ever ate was at the Officers Club at Fort Greely Near Delta Junction AK. Best Reuben ( Made with Pastrami rather than Corned Beef) at a Deli on Colfax Ave about 9700 Block in Aurora CO.
Teodoro, I'll have to check those spots out. I pass through Belvedere and Portland on the occasion to back road it into the Poconos.
I agree that small town diners are the best. The place that I go to has amazing malts, and for desert they have rhubarb pie. How many places have rhubarb pie?????!?!?
Nate
Whenever we go fishing, just depends on when we are hungry but we always end up eating at a little pizzaria. It is run by a little family that is very nice and even let us come in when they were about to close... those are my kind of people!
When I travel to fish my favorite place to eat is a little burger place that makes very impressive burgers that will leave you wanting more, but if you tried to eat more you would not make it out of there without help.
Another place is an old hardware store that has homemade ssausage wraps, nothing more than a piece of smoked sausage on white bread with sauce or mustard, more people stop for the sausage wraps than for the tools.
Sounds like a lot of east coast flavor...I will try to balance this out a little... The best place for a burger, probably in most of central Idaho is the Banks Cafe in between Boise and McCall- right on the shore of the Payette River... other Idaho favorites are Antonios Pizza and Pasta in Challis, ID. We used to eat GREAT pit BBQ at Booker's Outpost (it has a new name and owners now) downriver from North Fork on the Main Salmon, at the mouth of Panther Creek- used to be the best trout fishing ever- when I was a kid I would catch 15-30 big pan trout a day with a bamboo cane pole and red worms (we would let them go until about an hour before we wanted to go home, an them catch our limit for dinner!)
My favorite WTF diner was in Monument Or. near the North Fork of the John Day- great western smallmouth bass water- anyhow, I do not remember what the name of the place was, but it was housed in a single wide trailer- in a trailer park- it had seating for about 12, and coffe mugs for about 10... I about laughed my a** off when we walked up to the place, but the eggs were great, and it felt like sitting down to breakfast with your neighbors... especially if you live in a trailer court!
OH! I forgot about the Worm Farm in College Place Wa. There is a little authentic Mexican restaurant there that serves some of the best burritos and such I have ever had- and they fill the plates FULL! The best part is that the Worm Farm is also a bait, tackle, and shooting supplies shop! Eat, buy your license, and stock up on bait and bullets in one stop!
Halibut fish and chips at the Pioneer Bar & Bamboo Room in Haines Ak. Really tasty and almost more than I can eat!! Haines is one of the most beautifull places in the world also. You can take your wife or your hunting buddy.
Lab...I actually have a good one from AK, too. Gwin's Lodge on the Russian/Kenai in Cooper Landing. Awesome atmosphere and banging grub.
The Club Diner on rt 168 in Bellmawr (south jersey). its no where near any good hunting but its the meeting and kickoff point of a lot of trips. used to stop at olga's diner on rt. 70 and rt. 73 when i was a little kid going surf fishing with my dad. but that just closed up for good.
and by the way, Pork Roll RULES!
Hey Joe-
It's probably compared to scrapple,with pinhead oats, beef , pork and etc.
I like it fried crisp.
A Cincinnati area tradition.
Check it out ...
http://www.goetta.com/index.asp?page=WhatIsGoetta
Hey 2Poppa, are you rockin' the Glier's Goetta? I'm an Indiana farm boy that married his way into Delhi. We love goetta. My grandmother still makes her own (and still calls them "grits"). Yep, pretty much the same as scrapple, but why call it a name that has "crap" right in the middle of it.
My favorite will always be the Napoleon Tavern in Napoleon, IN. Hamburger with pickles and an order of fries, wash it down with sweet tea, then head back out to the quail fields.
I like to go down there and eat me some delicious prok roll!!!!!!!
Eat some delicious pork roll!!!!!!!!
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