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Goldfish, as overindulging college students know, are meant to be eaten straight up. Or is that straight down? Pinch tail, tilt back head, drop, and swallow whole. Beer chaser.

That's golden. Pun intended.

It would take to many to make a meal. That was dumb!

Let this be a lesson to anyone one here considering getting married. Buy poison puffer fish.

Ya hear me JC.

Thats a wierd meal, I mean what wuld you tell your co-worker who asks you what did you eat for dinner last night.

buckhunter - that is hilarious. Definitely beware of
female sushi chefs. They know which Fugu parts are poisonous, and also know how to use their knives.

that's what's nice about fishing with smelt, once your done fishing you can just fry them up and not waste any

No...That is just wrong!

Good thing they did not have kids! The classic get even with the spouse by taking it out on the innocent third party scenario.
I just hope she was too mad to remeber to clean them...

Officer: "Ma'am, you have a little something stuck between your teeth...are those fish guts!?"

I think you'd fry them and eat them whole, with a little lemon, like shishamo or whitebait.

I know a guy whose exwife cooked his dog and fed it to him.

squirrelgirl,
My ex-wife used to do that a lot and that's one of the reason why we are not together and also here infidelity which she is not good to hide at all...I have a wonderful wife now, she hunts, fish, camp and love the outdoors, the ex-wife hates it!!!

Think about it, the woman fried the goldfish and ate them. What would she have done had she the right implements and a drunken commonlaw husband? now there's some food for thought!!

Heck, goldfish are just a fancy subspecies of carp. Lots of people eat carp. I think in Poland they eat it on holidays and Chinese serve it up on New Years Day for luck, But REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD (perhaps with a little tartar sauce)

Awesome story! I cant believe animal rights arent all over this one

I don't know what Goldfish taste like or how to cook one. I don't CARE about those things, either. What I DO know is that recent Ontario, Canada law states that it is now ILLEGAL to dump unused baitfish in the water, even if they were caught in the same waterbody that they are intended for release. You must dump them on shore, far enough away from the water that they cannot flop their way back to the water. The main reason for that is to reduce the spread of native and non-native species. There are FAR too many lakes in northern Ontario that were once full of trophy Brook Trout, that now hold stunted Yellow Perch. Many that have Rock Bass that never had them before, smelts, Northern Pike, etc. There is also the threat of spreading non-native species like zebra mussels, gobies, etc.

Please dump your bait bucket on land for the gulls and ravens to scavenge, rather than destroy a wonderful fishing spot.

yea thats how to make him made eat his gold fish. i wonder if she ate more of her ex's animals before.

Are we missing part of the story here? Did he eat something that made her really mad??

My cat ate my gold fish call the animal control to arrest my cat.

LOL buckhunter has the right idea.... I love it

What do you have for a side dish?

I don't think i have ever laughed so hard!!

Feeding a man his own dog? Did the beatch live to tell about it? hope not....