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June 26, 2009

Some Weekend Deer Humor

By Scott Bestul

I enjoy a good deer hunting joke, and a fellow whitetail geek sent this to me recently. I thought a weekend post would be a good chance to share some humor, and I encourage  you to reciprocate with a good deer joke of your own!

Anyway, a 10-point buck, an 8-point buck, and a nubbin were all hanging out on a field-edge one fall evening, nibbling grass and plucking acorns off a tree.

The 10-point turned to his buddies and said “You know, life is pretty good; I’ve got 10 does who hang with me and treat me pretty well. I’m happy!

The 8-point echoed the larger buck’s satisfaction. “I’m livin’ the dream! I’ve got four does and they’re the best!”

The button buck was about to brag about the one yearling he’d been courting when a monstrous 14-point buck trotted onto the field, his rack swaying as he stared menacingly at his smaller rivals.

“Whoa!” the 10-pointer breathed. “This isn’t lookin’ good for me! I wonder if giving him half my harem would keep me out of a fight?”

“Yeah,” said the 8-point. “I guess I could be pretty happy with two does if it would save me from bodily harm!”

Suddenly the button buck trotted brazenly to the middle of the field. He pawed the ground like a mad bull, then ran to woods-edge near the 14-pointer, where he rubbed his head raw against a tree, peed on his hocks, and snort-wheezed with all his might! Then he raced back toward the ten and the eight.

“What in the heck are you doing?” the two bucks wondered. “Are you tryin’ to get yourself killed?”

“Are you kidding?” the little buck said, his voice quavering. “I just want to make sure that big SOB knows I’m a buck!”

 

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from 2Poppa wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

Ha,ha,ha,ha,!
That was a good 'un!

I would have let that buck in the picture walk though ...

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from Big C wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

I think the pic is funnier than the joke...sorry Scott.

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from Big O wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

Nice one. quick question though. What would you use on the "buck" above? .177 or .22 pellet rifle? (LOL).

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from weswes088 wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

I've actually heard that joke that before, but I laughed just as much this time. That might have just been residual laughter from that picture though, excellent start to the weekend.

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from FloridaHunter1226 wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

Love the picture and the joke... thanks for sharing both.

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from BigWoodsHunter57 wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

great joke, even better picture!

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from buckhunter wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

Too Funny!

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from GiantWhitetails wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

thats purty funny. i like the fawn picture.

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from buck hunter 17 wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

i like the pic and the joke they both are good.

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from ranger2 wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

What was the name of the 14 pointer, Bubba?

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from stickbow13 wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

nice pic,that was a good joke... is that a pic of (sudden impact) when he was a fawn?

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from Big O wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

Looks like "30-30" as a fawn.

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from BrinleeRanchHunts wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

Great story & picture...enjoyed that alot!

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from Ricardo Rodríguez wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

That was a good one. Nice picture too.

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from the hunter wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

Thats funny right thar.

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from BamaHunter wrote 4 years 41 weeks ago

Heard the great Jerry Clower tell that joke a long time ago about three bulls in a barnyard

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from Scott in Ohio wrote 4 years 41 weeks ago

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Great Joke! LMAO.

At first I thought the fawn was a chihuahua dog!

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from micropterus wrote 4 years 39 weeks ago

The syringe on the ground suggests some sort of antler-roid has been used. I demand that this deer be tested for performance enhancing drugs!!

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from Big O wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

Nice one. quick question though. What would you use on the "buck" above? .177 or .22 pellet rifle? (LOL).

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from 2Poppa wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

Ha,ha,ha,ha,!
That was a good 'un!

I would have let that buck in the picture walk though ...

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from weswes088 wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

I've actually heard that joke that before, but I laughed just as much this time. That might have just been residual laughter from that picture though, excellent start to the weekend.

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from stickbow13 wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

nice pic,that was a good joke... is that a pic of (sudden impact) when he was a fawn?

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from GiantWhitetails wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

thats purty funny. i like the fawn picture.

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from Big O wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

Looks like "30-30" as a fawn.

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from BrinleeRanchHunts wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

Great story & picture...enjoyed that alot!

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from Scott in Ohio wrote 4 years 41 weeks ago

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Great Joke! LMAO.

At first I thought the fawn was a chihuahua dog!

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from micropterus wrote 4 years 39 weeks ago

The syringe on the ground suggests some sort of antler-roid has been used. I demand that this deer be tested for performance enhancing drugs!!

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from Big C wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

I think the pic is funnier than the joke...sorry Scott.

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from FloridaHunter1226 wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

Love the picture and the joke... thanks for sharing both.

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from BigWoodsHunter57 wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

great joke, even better picture!

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from buckhunter wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

Too Funny!

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from buck hunter 17 wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

i like the pic and the joke they both are good.

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from ranger2 wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

What was the name of the 14 pointer, Bubba?

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from Ricardo Rodríguez wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

That was a good one. Nice picture too.

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from the hunter wrote 4 years 42 weeks ago

Thats funny right thar.

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from BamaHunter wrote 4 years 41 weeks ago

Heard the great Jerry Clower tell that joke a long time ago about three bulls in a barnyard

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