The caption contest from a few weeks ago generated quite a few hilarious responses, but the reader who got my goat the most had not one hilarious response but four that could have won. SGTSLY, you witty devil you. You win the Buff stripping guards, a Catch-a-Lure fly retriever, a pile of Chums eyewear retainers, a new UV Buff, and an Uncle Henry Folding Fillet Knife for your caption that read, "You should see her streamer bag." The other three by SGTSLY that could have won were, "Trapped in shallow water, he succumbed to the inevitable.", "Life, as he was accustomed, was over.", and "And those are just the dries."