Bourjaily: You Might Be a Redneck Gun Nut If . . .

Let's try something different here today. This will be the, "You might be a redneck gun nut" thread. We're trying to come up with the most redneck thing we have ever seen on the range or in the field. If it's not true, it has to be funny, and it has to top mine, which I actually saw at the range today.

You might be a redneck gun nut if: you use two 40-packs of Pampers instead of sandbags when you sight in your muzzleloader.