This story line has run for the last five days or so. To get you up to speed, Lucy and Petey are a pony and a dog. Lucy, the pony, has fallen in love with a French Canadian moose. It's moose season, and all three are in the woods, endangered by hunters or, as we're called here "terrorists." That's right, Wiley uses the "T" word on us. It would be insulting if it weren't so sadly stupid.