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January 07, 2010

Cermele: Raw Eyeballs and Life-Saving Lures

By Joe Cermele

In an attempt to drum up excitement over the new season of "Man Vs. Wild," the Discovery Channel just threw a few teaser clips up on Youtube. In the one below, host Bear Grylls, who is stuck on a Pacific Island, eats the eyeballs out of a triggerfish. According to old Bear, the eyes are full of fluid that can thwart dehydration. That may be true, but I still don't think I could ever eat a fish eye. But what I have thought about is what lures I'd want to have on me if I ever got stranded in the woods or on an island.

Here's the scenario: You're stranded by a river, lake or on the ocean. You'll be stuck for at least a month. You get to carry one lure and one lure only. We'll pretend that you  managed to get stranded with a rod and reel to fish said lure.

The white bucktail jig seems like an obvious answer for saltwater. In fact, they are included in some survival kits. No doubt, a white buck will catch almost any fish that swims. But if the lure gets hit enough, especially by fish with teeth, it may not be long before you end up with nothing but a jighead. That's why my island pick would be a Hopkins NO=EQL metal. You can cast them a mile, teeth won't hurt them, and with a little care, they'll stay shiny for a long time.

As for being stuck on a stream, give me silver Phoebe. My gut wants to say Panther Martin, but if the shaft breaks or bends too badly, game over. On the lake I'd take a medium-size Rebel Minnow in silver. The Phoebe makes sense here too, but you have to work them quickly. The Rebel runs effectively at many speeds and everything from largemouth to bluegills will eat it.

Your turn. - JC

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from buckhunter wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

Hmmm. A whole month to survive with one lure. I say durabililty would have to be very high on the list of requirements for this lure. I say the Daredevil spoon would be a good choice. Not a cheap spoon but Eppingers finest.

I think a jig would also be great. If you do lose the skirt you can always tip it with some live bait.

My initial thought was the Rapala F7 but if the fish are deep it's tough getting them down.

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from Woodstock wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

Y'know, I thought hard about this (for about 5 minutes..), smugly believing I could come up with a better selection - or at least 1 better selection for either the island, river, or lake.

But I can't. Good picks.

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from MLH wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

Just a plain old fish hook for me - I'd use the fish eyes as bait. If I had to take a lure, then a hammered chrome Krocodile or a plain old black jig - can add nightcrawlers, minnows, meat, or eyes to the jig.

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from MLH wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

Also, funny that he eats the fish eye for hydration then spits.

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from Koldkut wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

Castmaster for all conditions really.....esspecially for the salt. The obvious choice for freshwater would be the thomas boyant, you can't get any better than that, even for a slow bite when the fish are being extra finicky.

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from gman3186 wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

no lure for me just a plain old hooks and bait found around the island grubs,crabs,snails and so on

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from jcarlin wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

I'm generally inlands, so I'm looking at this from a freshwater scenario. Durability of the original trailer or not, I'm going with my white jig in maybe 1/16 oz. Everything in a lake or stream will hit it from fish too small to get their lips around it to fish that seem almost ridiculous in proportion. If my tail gets mangled and chewed off all manner of fabric, trash, or naturals can be fashioned into a replacement. It's not my everyday lure, but is the lure I'll throw any day I just want to fish and don't have a very specfic target in mind or on waters i'm just trying to feel out. Small spoons seem like an excellent option, but they hang up too easily and need to be worked too fast for me to want them as my only lure.

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from Sportsman21 wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

i would take a daredevil mini sized to make it suitable for all fish

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from alabamaoutlaw wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

I'll go with the white jig myself,I,m in an area where I have access to both salt and brackish -fresh depending on how much water is coming into the Delta.

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from WVOtter wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

I'd take a surface plug. I've lost too many spoons and cranks on snags to risk it. Hate to see an unseen limb take my lure on day one!

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from bigjake wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

bead head wooly bugger....they catch pretty well everything that swims

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from Clay Cooper wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

I wonder how many parasite tests and treatments this fella goes thru!

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from rjw wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

Got to go with the gut Joe, I'm taking a Panther Martin! Even if 2 of the hooks on the treble break you can still catch fish.

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from 86Ram wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

That's bout a bad as him drinkin caribou (reindeer blood on last night show. He killed one and bled it and decided to have a drink...

Not my cup of tea...

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from seadog wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

I may be breaking the rules of the question, but in anyplace warm, I'd rather have a speargun than a rod, reel & lure.

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from gdmtnbkr wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

Silver Rapala Original Floater. nuff said

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from jamesti wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

would have to be something big. maybe a football jig with a big meaty trailer or a big mepps muskie lure.

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from shadbuster wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

kastmaster, they cast a mile, can be jigged or fast retrieved and pretty much anything in between. My take on this lure is that their is usually another lure that can do a better job at a specific task than it but few others that are as versatile as it, a great lure to tie on a body of water that you never visited before.

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from Clay Cooper wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

YUCK!

What turns ones stomach is another delicacy!

Kadena AB Okinawa Japan, I was out scuba diving and caught an octopus and knew the best way to make friends with the locals is to share your catch. As I walked up on the sea wall, an Okinawan pointed at the octopus and started saying out loud,

TACO! TACO!

What?

TACO! TACO!

O? You want TACO?

TACO GOOD!

So I gave him the taco (octopus)and the rest of the fish and from then on all the Okinawans would watch my car to make sure it wasn’t vandalized or broken into and I gave them the fish I caught.

Community relations at its finest!

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from Ziggy4334 wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

I'd probably go with a Mepps spoon for survival, or a Mepps lure in general. Whie theyaren't the toughest lures, they are pretty close, and I'm sure they would be welcome on any stream.

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from MB915 wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

Original Rapala for a stream or a lake

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from Long Run Fishin... wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

JC,

The Hopkins is indeed a great choice so that leaves me with the 3 oz Mackerel colored Crippled Herring as it catches Stripers, Albies, Tunas, Blues and more. Yes, it is similar to the Hopkins so I am a believer in Heavy Metal! Rock On...throw in the Metallica Black CD on the island too and I'll eat fish, drop a few pounds, peel some coconuts, add some rum and a deserted island sounds like a blast. Can we add the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders too?...Ok, too much to ask for. As for freshwater, I'll take a Rapala Minnow...along with the Metallica Black CD and the Cheerleaders!...Hey, you threw in the rod and reel, I threw in the Said Music and Cheerleaders...

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from Sourdough Dave wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

Bear Gryllis is an entertainer not an instructor. He says stupid stuff and does things even more stupid and down right dangerous all out of shameless showmanship. If you really want to learn something that might aid in your survival catch Les Stroud's show "Survivorman". Following the advice of Bear Gryllis could get you killed.

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from Cgull wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

A silver or gold spoon would be my survival lure, althought a spoon will snag what ever lloks at it be it rock fish or stick, I'll swim out and rescue my valued lure just as I do these days. Me lose a 5.00 lure in less than 25 ft o water, no way.

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from alabamaoutlaw wrote 2 years 18 weeks ago

I just watched this show last night.I hope No one uses this guy as a survival guide.He would have you dead in a short time,he is a complete idiot.But amusing, my wife hit me for my use of language toward him and told me that he couldn't hear me for i was poor mouthing this fellow.

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from jhunterc wrote 2 years 18 weeks ago

man vs wild is a much better show than survivorman bear grylls puts himself in extreme situations on purpose showing how to survive during them. les stroud just teaches you boring things. bear is twice the man

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from quinnm107 wrote 2 years 17 weeks ago

Anybody hungry?

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from BrookieBuster101 wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

By the time i started eating fish eyes, id have already gone crazy from drinking my stomach full of sea water.

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from StoneRiverTackle wrote 1 year 16 weeks ago

I to would bring the dardevil

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from bigjake wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

bead head wooly bugger....they catch pretty well everything that swims

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from buckhunter wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

Hmmm. A whole month to survive with one lure. I say durabililty would have to be very high on the list of requirements for this lure. I say the Daredevil spoon would be a good choice. Not a cheap spoon but Eppingers finest.

I think a jig would also be great. If you do lose the skirt you can always tip it with some live bait.

My initial thought was the Rapala F7 but if the fish are deep it's tough getting them down.

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from jcarlin wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

I'm generally inlands, so I'm looking at this from a freshwater scenario. Durability of the original trailer or not, I'm going with my white jig in maybe 1/16 oz. Everything in a lake or stream will hit it from fish too small to get their lips around it to fish that seem almost ridiculous in proportion. If my tail gets mangled and chewed off all manner of fabric, trash, or naturals can be fashioned into a replacement. It's not my everyday lure, but is the lure I'll throw any day I just want to fish and don't have a very specfic target in mind or on waters i'm just trying to feel out. Small spoons seem like an excellent option, but they hang up too easily and need to be worked too fast for me to want them as my only lure.

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from WVOtter wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

I'd take a surface plug. I've lost too many spoons and cranks on snags to risk it. Hate to see an unseen limb take my lure on day one!

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from Long Run Fishin... wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

JC,

The Hopkins is indeed a great choice so that leaves me with the 3 oz Mackerel colored Crippled Herring as it catches Stripers, Albies, Tunas, Blues and more. Yes, it is similar to the Hopkins so I am a believer in Heavy Metal! Rock On...throw in the Metallica Black CD on the island too and I'll eat fish, drop a few pounds, peel some coconuts, add some rum and a deserted island sounds like a blast. Can we add the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders too?...Ok, too much to ask for. As for freshwater, I'll take a Rapala Minnow...along with the Metallica Black CD and the Cheerleaders!...Hey, you threw in the rod and reel, I threw in the Said Music and Cheerleaders...

+2 Good Comment? | | Report
from Woodstock wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

Y'know, I thought hard about this (for about 5 minutes..), smugly believing I could come up with a better selection - or at least 1 better selection for either the island, river, or lake.

But I can't. Good picks.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from MLH wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

Just a plain old fish hook for me - I'd use the fish eyes as bait. If I had to take a lure, then a hammered chrome Krocodile or a plain old black jig - can add nightcrawlers, minnows, meat, or eyes to the jig.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from MLH wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

Also, funny that he eats the fish eye for hydration then spits.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Koldkut wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

Castmaster for all conditions really.....esspecially for the salt. The obvious choice for freshwater would be the thomas boyant, you can't get any better than that, even for a slow bite when the fish are being extra finicky.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from gman3186 wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

no lure for me just a plain old hooks and bait found around the island grubs,crabs,snails and so on

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Sportsman21 wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

i would take a daredevil mini sized to make it suitable for all fish

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from alabamaoutlaw wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

I'll go with the white jig myself,I,m in an area where I have access to both salt and brackish -fresh depending on how much water is coming into the Delta.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from 86Ram wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

That's bout a bad as him drinkin caribou (reindeer blood on last night show. He killed one and bled it and decided to have a drink...

Not my cup of tea...

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from jamesti wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

would have to be something big. maybe a football jig with a big meaty trailer or a big mepps muskie lure.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from shadbuster wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

kastmaster, they cast a mile, can be jigged or fast retrieved and pretty much anything in between. My take on this lure is that their is usually another lure that can do a better job at a specific task than it but few others that are as versatile as it, a great lure to tie on a body of water that you never visited before.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Ziggy4334 wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

I'd probably go with a Mepps spoon for survival, or a Mepps lure in general. Whie theyaren't the toughest lures, they are pretty close, and I'm sure they would be welcome on any stream.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from MB915 wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

Original Rapala for a stream or a lake

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Sourdough Dave wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

Bear Gryllis is an entertainer not an instructor. He says stupid stuff and does things even more stupid and down right dangerous all out of shameless showmanship. If you really want to learn something that might aid in your survival catch Les Stroud's show "Survivorman". Following the advice of Bear Gryllis could get you killed.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from alabamaoutlaw wrote 2 years 18 weeks ago

I just watched this show last night.I hope No one uses this guy as a survival guide.He would have you dead in a short time,he is a complete idiot.But amusing, my wife hit me for my use of language toward him and told me that he couldn't hear me for i was poor mouthing this fellow.

+1 Good Comment? | | Report
from Clay Cooper wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

I wonder how many parasite tests and treatments this fella goes thru!

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from rjw wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

Got to go with the gut Joe, I'm taking a Panther Martin! Even if 2 of the hooks on the treble break you can still catch fish.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from seadog wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

I may be breaking the rules of the question, but in anyplace warm, I'd rather have a speargun than a rod, reel & lure.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from gdmtnbkr wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

Silver Rapala Original Floater. nuff said

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Clay Cooper wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

YUCK!

What turns ones stomach is another delicacy!

Kadena AB Okinawa Japan, I was out scuba diving and caught an octopus and knew the best way to make friends with the locals is to share your catch. As I walked up on the sea wall, an Okinawan pointed at the octopus and started saying out loud,

TACO! TACO!

What?

TACO! TACO!

O? You want TACO?

TACO GOOD!

So I gave him the taco (octopus)and the rest of the fish and from then on all the Okinawans would watch my car to make sure it wasn’t vandalized or broken into and I gave them the fish I caught.

Community relations at its finest!

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from Cgull wrote 2 years 19 weeks ago

A silver or gold spoon would be my survival lure, althought a spoon will snag what ever lloks at it be it rock fish or stick, I'll swim out and rescue my valued lure just as I do these days. Me lose a 5.00 lure in less than 25 ft o water, no way.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from jhunterc wrote 2 years 18 weeks ago

man vs wild is a much better show than survivorman bear grylls puts himself in extreme situations on purpose showing how to survive during them. les stroud just teaches you boring things. bear is twice the man

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from quinnm107 wrote 2 years 17 weeks ago

Anybody hungry?

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from BrookieBuster101 wrote 2 years 16 weeks ago

By the time i started eating fish eyes, id have already gone crazy from drinking my stomach full of sea water.

0 Good Comment? | | Report
from StoneRiverTackle wrote 1 year 16 weeks ago

I to would bring the dardevil

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