And there are other problems, too. One is the perception of the Hummer and its owner. Specifically, it's that a guy who drives a Hummer wasn't exactly at the front of the line when they were handing out the manhood, if you know what I mean. Now, as he drives by, people point at him and say, "Good Lord, look at the size of that thing!"-erasing those painful high-school memories of being the kid who wouldn't take a shower after gym class.