I'm sure most of us, at some point, will find ourselves in the African bush surrounded by a pack of growling, hissing cheetahs. So when you do, just think back to when you read this blog post. It might save your life. But probably not, since you're not the girl in the video. In fact, you'll probably get eaten. But you'll be safe in the knowledge, as you're being eaten, that at least you tried. Actually, you can thank Phil Bourjaily for finding and sending it to me.