This one really needs no explanation, does it? The garden gnomes have apparently had enough… (via BoingBoing)
Here’s the product description:
Garden Gnomes are widely regarded as friendly, whimsical, peaceful little creatures… Not anymore! I don’t know what it was that finally prompted the gnomes to take up arms. Maybe it was one too many gopher invasions. Perhaps it was the overwhelming gaudiness of neighboring plastic pink flamingos encroaching on their ancestral homeland. Or maybe they just finally got tired of the media portraying them as traveling morons. Either way, they’ve had enough and they’re out for blood. My gnomes stand just under a foot tall, weigh somewhere between one and ten pounds, and each one comes with your choice of either the ubiquitous M16A2 assault rifle or the venerable AK-47.
You want one, admit it…