A large, excited and ultimately delusional turkey, convinced that he held the winning lottery ticket in last week’s Powerball drawing, crashed through the front window at the Massachusetts State Lottery Commission on Tuesday while trying to claim the jackpot.

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A large turkey burst through a window at the offices of the Massachusetts State Lottery in Braintree on Tuesday. “It was crazy,” Beth Bresnahan, a Lottery spokeswoman, said. “It was a 40-pound turkey that came crashing through a double-paned glass window with such force that it crashed through the window and then hit a brick wall at the back of our lobby.”

I can commiserate. The lottery makes me feel like a turkey every week. Your hopes go up. Your hopes get crushed. Your hopes go up. Your hopes get crushed. I’d go nuts and fly into a wall, too…