No, what you have are a bunch of wealthy, self-absorbed posers who want to experience the reward of 'shrooming without earning it. Wild mushrooms are the woods' gustatory fairies, fleeting, ephemeral treasures that are always hard to find. And when they are found, their location is never, ever revealed. There's a very good reason why mushroom hunters are the most secretive, tight-lipped, suspicious and willfully deceitful group in the woods. Illegal pot growers have nothing on 'shroomers when it comes to trying to hide their tracks and keep people away from their favorite spots. But we have to. Those spots are hard-earned, coveted, paid for in shoe leather, sweat and the sting of countless brambles and thorns.